Jing Ke said unambiguously: "I am entrusted by the crown prince of the state of Yan to ask the king for peace on behalf of the whole state of Yan. In order to show my sincerity, I have brought the head of fan Yuqi, the king's traitor, and the most fertile place of governor Kang in the state of Yan. The crown prince is willing to offer the king in this city!" Jing Ke put the box on the ground. Naturally, someone took it and asked someone to identify it. Even I know it's true - do you think Lao Fan died unjustly? In addition, I lost my head twice this time. I want to come more times. Does he have to become a hydra? But Er silly owes him back in his last life. Now this head is just a simple prop for us.
At present, someone reported to Qin Shihuang. The fat man pretended and nodded. It seems that it's time to watch Du Kang's map performance, but there must be a premise that Er silly came forward alone. At this time, Qin Wuyang should be trembling. In this way, Jing Ke can approach Qin Shihuang alone with the map by taking advantage of the donkey under the slope.
But the accident happened at this time. Although Qin Wuyang was a little spooky under the gaze of the grand Qin palace and the public, he seemed to have a certain gap from "trembling". At this time, it was inevitable that Qin Wuyang would follow him if he asked Jing Ke to come forward and talk about the picture.
I couldn't help but say, "brother Ying, why isn't he afraid?"
Qin Shihuang whispered, "find a way quickly!"
I've been sweating hard. He Tiandou is right. This historical event will be out of the original track because of a small accident. If Qin Wuyang comes up, the fat man will probably have more or less good luck, and his self-protection ability is not as good as last time - his sword has been ground into a fire stick. The worst thing is that I have no time to delay. No one knows what a fool or a fat man will look like in the next second. At this critical juncture, I said casually, "according to the usual practice, let's invite the two envoys to recite the 50 honors and 50 disgraces of Daqin..."
Qin Wuyang was surprised and said, "don't you have to carry it?"
I stepped forward two steps, patted hard on fat Ying's table and shouted, "bold, don't make a noise in front of Wang Jia!" Qin Shihuang's table may not be wiped every day, and no one patted it hard. This time, it patted all the dust on the table, and the fat man choked and waved.
Pointing to Qin Wuyang, I scolded, "carry it quickly. Otherwise, pull it out and castrate it for half an hour."
Qin Wuyang said in amazement, "what do you mean... Castration for half an hour?"
I casually pointed to several eunuchs and said, "do you see them? They used to be envoys of various countries. They became like this because they couldn't bear 50 honors and 50 disgraces."
We have to say that Qin Wuyang in front of us is much more kind than that written in the book, but he snorted coldly.
I patted the table hard again. Before I could say anything, I just heard a surprised "eh" sound from someone behind me. A fat hand pulled my clothes and asked, "who are you?"
My heart sank. The fat man is ill at this point! I waved behind me and whispered, "brother Ying, don't make trouble, bear it."
The fat man flew into a rage and shouted, "come on!"
Qin Wuyang suddenly changed color. Suddenly a hand grabbed one end of the map. Jing Ke glanced at him and silently took Qin Wuyang's hand down. He still looked calm.
Fat Ying shouted. The warrior outside the hall rushed into the two teams. The man at the head was General Wang. He hugged his fist with both hands and said majestically, "king!"
Fat Ying shouted with a gloomy face, "take the assassin Naha (Part 2)!"
With a plop, Qin Wuyang turned pale and fell down, shaking like chaff.
General Wang looked around and said blankly, "Your Majesty, do you know who the assassin is?"
The fat man suddenly stretched out his fat finger and angrily said to me, "you're blind. Take this man quickly (Part 2)!"
When the ministers saw the king pointing at me and calling for an assassin, they didn't seem surprised. They looked at us with a smile, because they knew that the king liked to joke with the king of Qi, and the king of Qi was the only one in the country who could get this "favor".
General Wang looked at me and Qin Shihuang. The expression on his face was very unnatural. A little confused and a little confused. In half an hour yesterday, those who were killed and pardoned received more than a dozen different orders. Of course, he didn't dare to do anything about me. But the king had given an order in the king's court, and it was wrong to disobey. Finally, General Wang had to reluctantly ask his men around him: "go and invite the king of Qi down first."
I've had a hard time with the fat man for a long time. However, he just didn't enter the water and rice. It's not his fault. We were in a hurry before we ate the temptation grass. We didn't say whether he remembered me. Then a person I didn't know stood around in the king's court and gave orders. Naturally, the fat man was very unhappy and killed him first according to his behavioral logic.
General Wang's two men also took part in yesterday's action. They knew that the king would turn the wind again when he didn't know. They all held back their smiles and pretended to come to me. But their feet were deliberately slow, but I was dying of anxiety. Fatty, their medicine has no rules to find. Who knows how long it will take him to be confused in the past?
Two guards came up slowly, one holding my arm, and one of them said warmly, "king Qi, go out with us first, and the king will tell you to come up later."
I danced in my arms and turned back and shouted, "king, brother Ying, fat man, wake up!"
Everyone was cold
Qin Shihuang turned his eyes and suddenly waved to the two guards: "retreat ha (next)."
The two guards looked at each other and smiled. They stood under the steps together and said simply, "yes!" He winked at me with tacit understanding. They were also child soldiers of the same age as Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu, with a childlike heart.
I wiped the sweat on my forehead and hissed, "brother Ying..."
The fat man whispered, "I'm so hungry. Let the hanging skin go to the hall quickly."
I was worried and said, "can you do it?"
The fat man said firmly, "touch (no) problem." After saying these words, I still read words in my mouth, like an old lady chanting Buddha. I was stunned when I listened carefully. It turned out that the fat man was silently reciting the secret script of 30 people in soul Douluo tune, "up, ha ha (down), about..."
After waiting a little longer, the fat man seemed to have really stabilized.
After all this trouble. Qin Wuyang's fragile nerve finally couldn't be stretched. He was guilty of being a thief. As soon as he heard the fat man shouting, he was scared like earth. As soon as the guard came up, he could hardly stand. When the guard retreated, Qin Wuyang's leg still shook and his lips turned white. I seized the opportunity and quickly asked, "ambassador Jing, what's the matter with your companion?"
Jing Ke said calmly, "I haven't seen the vulgar men in the market. Let the king and you laugh." He took the map of Du Kang and said, "next, please allow me to explain this map for the king."
"Yes!" I shouted happily and breathed a sigh of relief: finally on the right track.
The second fool came up step by step with the map in his hand. I looked back at Qin Shihuang. He nodded slightly at me to indicate that he was fine. I felt relaxed for a while. He also bowed to me, and finally there was only one last shiver left.
Two fools walked to the table with their heads down. Silently opened the map and said, "look, King..." at this time, he just turned his back to the ministers and blocked me. I made a strange look at him "Kezi, Kezi!" Hoping to get his response, er silly ignored me and slowly opened the map. "This is the most fertile land in Yan, with a population of..."
I suddenly had an ominous premonition. It is said that now there are only three of us on it. It is not difficult to make small moves with each other. But is er silly too involved in the play? If you don't know his destination in advance, you will be blinded by him - this is the basic quality of a killer.
I stood beside Qin Shihuang and whispered in his ear, "brother Ying, something's wrong..."
Qin Shihuang leaned over in front of the map and looked intently. His eyes were full of greed. He didn't hear me.
At this moment, history finally coincided with the first time, and Jing Ke showed the map to the last section. There was a dagger, which he copied and stabbed Qin Shihuang: "Hey!"
With this short and simple sound, the dagger came like lightning. The distance between Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang was short, and the fat man seemed a little out of his mind. I couldn't hide from him. Fortunately, I was ready to pull the fat man's shoulder back. Jing Ke's dagger tip touched his clothes. If this dagger hadn't been transformed by me and sharpened its tip into a round head, I'm afraid the fat man would have been hurt now.
Two fools missed at one blow. Without hesitation, he jumped onto the table, sat on half his ass, leaned over and stabbed the fat man again. I pushed the fat man away and whispered, "brother Ying, run!"
Qin Shihuang looked at Jing Ke and me in horror, turned his head and ran to the copper pillar on one side. Jing Ke jumped off the table without saying a word, and then chased after him.
Cold sweat soaked my cotton underpants in an instant - I can see that these two people don't know each other at the moment! Shit, I really should have said that: no one can stop the wheel of history rolling forward.
At the moment, on the king's court, fat Ying ran around a copper pillar, and Jing Ke bit his teeth and chased after him. My mind was in chaos. I couldn't help walking forward for two steps, but I didn't know who to help or what to do.
Qin Shihuang walked around to the second circle of the hall. The officials on the ground were shocked. Some moved forward and some retreated back. More people shouted "assassins". Jing Ke clenched his dagger tightly and stabbed it frequently. He banged on the copper column. My heart also followed. All the steps agreed in advance were disrupted. Who should I help now?
Another half circle. Just after Ying pangzi didn't enter the column, Jing Ke ran in front of the officials. A thin old man had a medicine bag in his hand. When he saw Jing Ke coming out, he shouted angrily and threw it away. Jing Ke didn't know what it was. Subconsciously, Ying pangzi got a moment to breathe. He pressed the sword with one hand and held the scabbard with the other, trying to pull out the sword, Pulling out half of the arm was not long enough. He took off his scabbard, and the scabbard was stuck on his belt. Seeing that the situation was critical, the people couldn't help shouting again. In the noise, a sharp and loud voice shouted, "Wang took it with his sword!" It's Zhao Gao - I didn't grab any of the work I should have done.
Qin Shihuang was stunned and took out the long sword from behind. He looked at the fierce two fools behind him and muttered, "your baby wants to sprinkle (kill) hungry pinch again?"
Two silly also suddenly stopped, looked at the dagger in his hand and said, "I don't know..."
I am very glad that they have regained their consciousness at this critical moment, and at the moment, they are both standing behind the bronze pillar, and no one can see the situation inside. Before I walked over, the three people argued, Qin Shihuang suddenly cut two silly swords and ran out in panic. Two silly sucked a cold air in pain, and his eyes changed.
At this time, a man rushed through the crowd, ran here with teeth and claws, and shouted, "Jing Ke, don't panic, I'll help you!" It was Qin Wuyang who had been shaking just now.
If it were normal, the guards would have come in long ago. However, today's situation is special. People know that the king likes to joke with the king of Qi. If he gives the order himself, there's no way. As a result, a group of ministers also laugh, and the guards laugh. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with them. The warriors in front of the hall only listen to the king's call.
So. Qin Wuyang, who should have been dismembered by the random blade for a long time, summoned up the courage to rush up.
This made me almost crazy to death. Two people who took the wind really and falsely told me not to chop. Now there is another person who really wants to kill the fat man.
I stretched out my hand and pulled all the things on the table that could be used as concealed weapons and smashed them at Qin Wuyang. The boy was also very strong. He flashed one by one and pasted them close to fat man and ER silly. After all, it was the killer chosen by Prince Dan himself. Except that he was not a thing when he was a child, his kung fu was also very good.
Qin Wuyang was stuck on their only way. He opened his arms to catch Qin Shihuang. The fat man hesitated. Two silly hands holding a sword fiercely stabbed at the fat man's back. Qin Wuyang was shocked. He bypassed the fat man and grabbed Jing Ke's attack with both hands and shouted, "you can't kill him. Catch the living one to keep us alive!"
Ying pangzi took the opportunity to get out of the gap between them. In a blink, he went behind the runway post. Jing Ke's eyes turned and suddenly said, "you're right. We can't kill him!" He glanced at me. I understood that Jing Ke had gone through a process of coming and going again at this moment. If it hadn't been Qin Wuyang, even the blunt headed sword would have killed the fat man.
I was surprised and anxious. I saw that Qin Wuyang had guarded the pillar, and I didn't know when they would turn against each other. A slip of foot would become eternal hatred. I took out all the things in my arms on the table, and then stuffed the cookie copied by Zhao Bailian into my mouth
The moment the cookie went down. The world hummed and completely changed. The noise from the ministers became very remote. The three people in front of me couldn't help emitting radiation that made my head ache. If you guess correctly, this is what fool Zhao often says: murderous!
This murderous spirit sometimes comes from one person, sometimes from two people, and sometimes disappears out of thin air. The reason for this situation is probably because the memories of Er silly and fat are entangled repeatedly, so they will treat each other differently at different times.
I glanced at the things on the table and wrapped a small tripod in my coat. Then I shouted "murderous" like a fool and joined the battle group.
After I started, I found that the fool's world was really wonderful. All the people in the regiment were virtual and real red shadows, and the best thing was that the first actions and thoughts of the other party could be reflected in these red shadows. For example, Qin Wuyang stabbed me with a punch. His people actually stood there, but a virtual shadow had pinched and punched me, If his next move is to kick me with his feet, the shadow of the second flying foot kicker will follow the first shadow. However, the color of the second shadow is lighter than that of the first shadow, and so on. The third, fourth and fifth... There are more than a dozen shadows on Qin Wuyang's body. I have time to avoid his fist, Move aside and get rid of his foot. Finally, squat down and dodge his arm. Shadows disappear one by one and emerge one by one. I can always know how he wants to harm me in half an hour. Beating like this... It's easier than eating a popsicle.