V3.Chapter 103

What impressed me most was that the two tasks assigned to me in the original plan to make things go smoothly were still robbed by the original owner - in panic, I forgot to throw Jing Ke with a medicine bag and remind Qin Shihuang to carry a sword.

This is the result of people's different personalities and positions. Seeing two best friends killing each other, my mind was really blank at that time, but the loyal Xia Wu threw the only thing he could do to the assassin for his king, and Zhao Gao, who is good at speculation, finally seized this opportunity to ascend to the sky again, This is why they are named by history. Their own character determines their future destiny.

And I'm not good for nothing. At least I played the role of an adjusting button. If it wasn't for me, fat Ying wouldn't shout that there was an assassin, and Qin Wuyang wouldn't show his true colors so early. If it wasn't for this, he might come forward to stab the king with Jing Ke, and the result would be hard to say.

Speaking of Qin Wuyang, I have to say that I think this guy is also good. At least he may not be afraid of death. He is better than me. If I were him, I would pee when Prince Dan asked me to join. This was originally a matter that made it clear to let people die. Qin Wuyang trembled. I'm not afraid of losing my life. According to my analysis, Ya has a little psychological quality, but she's hard. She's afraid of task failure and scolding if she loses someone. The more this is, the worse it will be. This is the same truth as premature ejaculation

However, Qin Wuyang is still better than many assassins. Unfortunately, he was born in the Warring States period when the dead emerged one after another. Later, whether it was the assassination of Lincoln, Rabin or Castro (failed). Do you see any killer willing to use his life as the bottom of the pot to put himself in? Of course, the Palestinian meat bomb is another story.

History is composed of innumerable accidents and inevitability. I am the absolute accident. My function is to exchange two fools for one life.

I looked at the two fools lying on the ground, breathing evenly, called Meng Yi in and said, "the assassin will be carried back to Xiao residence."

Meng Yi whispered, "what if he wakes up?"

I said, "don't embarrass him. This man is' dead ', do you understand?"

Meng Yi saw that Qin Shihuang was noncommittal and knew that there were many secrets he should not know. Nodded and strictly followed the orders.

In the eyes of the ministers, er silly was covered with "blood" and didn't move. Naturally, he thought that the man had died and couldn't die anymore, and he didn't doubt it. One after another came forward to praise the king of his family for his wisdom and divine force, and God bless good luck.

I said to the fat man, "brother Ying, I'll go back first. I'll come to see you when you're better tomorrow."

Qin Shihuang's eyes were lax, but he nodded numbly. It seems that he will start to be confused again, but he has been resistant to this situation for many times, so he didn't ask someone to kill me when he knew me or didn't know me, which is a great progress.

When I returned to Xiao's residence, er silly woke up and walked around the room in red. I was funny and hurriedly asked someone to get him a set of clean clothes. Er silly sighed and changed his clothes and said, "this time is not as wonderful as last time. I still have a lot of words to say."

I know what he cares about is that he didn't say the last two scenes leaning against the column. He smiled and said, "it's okay. Ask brother Ying's historian to add it to you."

Two silly continued to sigh: "just for a while, 300 yuan is gone."

The next day was sunny. Today I have another very important thing to do - stop Er silly. This is just a prelude. The fat man with the memory of his previous life will become the king of Qin again. If it goes well, he will become the emperor soon. His every move will have a profound impact on history. I have to tell others about the axis.

I took a few followers into the palace, and the guard didn't have to take them. As the fat man said, no one in the whole state of Qin dares to really treat me. The palace arrest is the main task of General Wang, which belongs to his own people.

All the way to Xianyang palace, I was immediately startled by the scene in front of me. I saw that nearly 200 meters of earthworks had been erected on the wide square in front of the palace. Many log rafters were hung on the huge scaffolds on both sides with ropes, and there were many bronze columns with diameters that could be freely accessed by one person in mid air, A lot of round square hole money is hanging on a thin rope

Why do you think it looks so familiar? When I saw the flag in front of a high step, I finally realized: isn't this the game scene in super Mary?

At this time, I suddenly heard a sharp and long voice shouting: "run forward, jump - eat gold coins..." I looked at the voice in wonder. I saw Qin Shihuang sitting on a small bench, holding a small piece of wood in his hands, pressing it constantly, but his eyes were focused on the opposite side. Beside him, a eunuch stood respectfully, staring at the fat man's hand without blinking. He dared not neglect. He kept giving orders there. I came to the front and ignored me. I looked depressed in the eyes of fat Ying. I was almost angry: in the civil works opposite, a eunuch made up Xili strangely, A plumber's hat made of cowhide on his head and a pair of temporarily assembled suspenders on his feet. The most obvious thing is that there is a beard made of two horse tails stuck to his chin. At the moment, he is making various actions according to the command of the eunuch here, climbing up and down and jumping up and down, At the same time, he reached out and grabbed the gold coins hanging in the sky into his pocket - this is clearly a fake version of the Mary brothers.

The eunuch dressed as Mary ate gold coins for a while, jumped off the huge wood and came under a row of empty green bricks. The eunuch next to Qin Shihuang shouted, "top!"

The eunuch in the game could only grind his teeth, close his eyes and hit the brick buttress with his head. Fortunately, those bricks were only floating, and the eunuch's hat should be lined with something. A burst of clatter opened the row of bricks. The eunuch was nothing but disheartened. I heard Qin Shihuang sit there and say in disappointment, "Hey, even a mushroom is smeared with oil (no)."

I held back my smile, stood beside him and said, "brother Ying, come on, it's time to pull out the flag. Pull it for 5000 points."

Fat man, it's me. Then he pressed it on the board and threw it aside. The eunuch nearby shouted, "pause!"

The eunuch in the game had just raised one foot. After listening to this command, he suddenly froze there and didn't dare to move

The fat man waved the herald eunuch to step back. I took the board in his hand and saw that there was a cross direction with a brush on it, and there were four key positions on the other side, with selection and pause in the middle

The fat man was a little embarrassed. Said: "the delay word (late) is too powerful. It's very awkward."

I pressed a few times on the board. Since there was no eunuch, the Mary naturally didn't move. She was sweating on one foot.

I said with a smile, "your machine doesn't work at all." I put the board down. Put on a sad expression and said, "brother Ying, you're doing these things that waste people and money."

Now I really realize the benefits of being an emperor, in the case of extremely backward technology. In a word, fat Ying built such a big project overnight. I'm afraid it's not easy in modern society. This makes me feel the truth that the greater one's ability, the greater the disaster.

Seeing that I had a sense of reproach, the fat man explained, "it's very boring to be hungry. Can't a Fang Gong be hungry after this is built?"

Before I could speak, a seven or eight year old child with a runny nose suddenly ran over, shook the fat man's hand and begged, "father, please play for me." Then he stared straight at the small board.

The fat man waved impatiently and said, "broken baby bags and messy hair (children don't play around). It affects learning -"

Li Si, who came out of nowhere, said in my ear, "this child is the later Qin II Hu Hai."

I quickly stood up, took out 200 yuan, stuffed it in the child's hand and said, "come on, I'm not ready for the first meeting. I'll buy sugar." He couldn't help laughing again. "It's called Hu harm -"

Fat Ying hurriedly said, "you're welcome to pinch it." He said to Hu Hai again, "thank you, uncle."

Little Hu Hai held up the two banknotes in the sun for a long time, pinched his nose and said, "father, who is it painted on?"

Hu Hai said, "father, let's print the money like you in the future. Do you agree?"

Fat Ying: "

It seems that this boy can do more than harm. He still has a political mind, but he really doesn't have the aura of Cao Chong. It seems a little tiger. Such children are generally not wary of people, but if they can't be educated, it's not difficult to become the kind of bastard emperor later if they are encouraged by several bad people around them.

Thinking that Xiang Yu and I had also bullied others together, I couldn't help touching Xiao Hu Hai and said with guilt: "uncle, I'll bring you a game console next time."

Qin Shihuang and Hu Hai were full of little stars and said in unison, "really?"

I turned white and the fat man said, "brother Ying, don't mess with your hair. Hurry up on the child's education."

The fat man suddenly sneered with his back and didn't speak.

I suddenly had a very bad feeling and asked carefully, "brother Ying, what are you laughing at?"

Qin Shihuang waved away the irrelevant people, leaving only me and LISS. He said slowly, "I'm hungry. When I'm hungry, I'll sprinkle (kill) a drop of people, unify the six countries, and be emperor for a few days."

I don't know whether Liu Bang and Xiang Yu are among the people he called "should be killed", but basically Zhao Gao hasn't run away. Although the fat man is silent on the surface, he is still ambitious in his heart and wants to achieve more brilliant achievements than before.

I rubbed my hands and said, "brother Ying... I'll tell you a bad news. You can't kill anyone, whether you should kill the land or not. Your task is to continue to be your first emperor of Qin, starting from the unification of the six countries..." I told you the whole story of the human world axis, and Li Si shook his head as he listened, Finally, he said, "as you say, we still have to burn books and hang Confucianism in the future, and the Great Wall has to be repaired?"

I said helplessly, "I'm afraid so."

"In this case, brother Ying and I, an emperor and a prime minister, are actually two chores according to the book?"

I added, "it can only be said to be senior chores."

Qin Shihuang kicked away a small stone at his feet with a gloomy face and said angrily, "don't you starve and bored to death?"

Indeed, people are like this. They fear the unknown, but they still expect more. If you design a track for his life and let him go, even if it is perfect, most people will still run away, so many rich families who have no suspense in the second half of their life will run away from home. Many of them become artists and accomplished people. Of course, they meet a Cinderella on the way, Then, forced by the helplessness of life, it is not impossible to go back and inherit the ancestral industry. This is the way for early films in Hong Kong.

I was sorry and said, "sorry, brother Ying, I shouldn't have come."

I also told Xiang Yu that my arrival not only brought short-term happiness and temporary luck, but also brought depression to the parties for the second half of my life. I think it is necessary for me to be more cautious when dealing with crossing tasks in the future.

Qin Shihuang stayed for a while, waved his hand and said, "it's not good to continue to be an hungry emperor. It's not good to sprinkle (kill) some people."

His words made my guilt disappear immediately. If I didn't come here, I would kill more people according to his idea. Is this fat man an extreme personality split?

Eh, speaking of this, fat man and LISS are in a stable state today. LISS didn't even give fat man a chance to say "retreat".

As we were talking, we heard a plop. In the "pause", the Mary brother fell down. He quickly got up and knelt down on the ground in fear. He said to fat Ying, "forgive me, king. I can't hold on."