V3.Chapter 105

"Not me!"

When Qin Wuyang and I met, we had this classic dialogue.

Originally, if he didn't see me, I wanted to avoid it first. Wait for this man to calm down for a few days, or I could change my clothes, change my hairstyle and meet him in another capacity.

But now it's too late. When Qin Wuyang saw me, he was like an old bachelor who had pouted for decades. He rushed down from the podium like a beautiful naked girl. His ten fingers were wide open and rushed at me, shouting, "I strangle you!"

Since I received customers, people have not seen such an enthusiastic greeting method. Everyone here looked at him with a smile and talked about: "this may be the etiquette of the Qin Dynasty."

Only I understand that the grudges between us can not be explained in one sentence or two. If he is really willing to strangle me smoothly, it is kind.

I quickly turned behind Fang Zhenjiang and said, "listen to me..."

At this time, Qin Wuyang had been caught near. Fang Zhenjiang immediately realized that something was wrong. He stretched out his hand to open Qin Wuyang's attack, put his arms around his waist and pulled him to the ground. He laughed and said, "what's the matter with you? Xiaoqiang has a grudge against you?"

XiuXiu said, "they can't have met --" then she introduced Qin Wuyang, "this is our principal Xiao."

Qin Wuyang didn't listen to this sentence. When he heard the words "principal Xiao", he was even more angry and badly defeated. His eyes were angry and said, "yes, it's him. I've heard someone call him that."

Fang Zhenjiang stopped Qin Wuyang from coming up and said, "Hey, hey, have something to say. How did you know each other?"

Fang Zhenjiang is worthy of learning boxing and practicing kung fu in Shaolin temple for eight years. Qin Wuyang was dragged around. Qin Wuyang saw no hope of revenge. He simply stood there, pointed at me and said angrily, "that's him pumping me with the soles of his shoes!"

Everyone was dumb. Li Shimin smiled and said, "how is it possible that Xiaoqiang could have gone to see you more than 2000 years ago?"

Qin Wuyang glanced at him and said, "who are you?"

Zhu Yuanzhang, holding the idea that his peers should support each other, grandly introduced: "this is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, higher than the king of Qin you were going to stab."

Qin Wuyang spat on the ground and said, "these people don't have a good thing!"

Zhao Kuangyin slapped the table

Qin Wuyang pointed at me again and shouted, "do you ask him if there is such a thing? Do you dare to admit it, Xiao?"

I rolled my eyes and said, "it's not a shame. Why don't you dare admit it." Anyway, I'm not the one who gets smoked. It's useless to deny it again. If there are contradictions, they should be solved.

People couldn't help wondering when they saw that I should come down. Fang Zhenjiang said in surprise, "so you've been to the Qin Dynasty?"

I nodded hesitantly, and a man suddenly stood up in the meeting: "Xiaoqiang, all of you here are your own people. I don't think you need to hide any more." It's Wu Sangui. He came here for a customer meeting. He and Hua Mulan know what I can wear back.

As soon as Wu Sangui said this, the whole venue was suddenly quiet, and then suddenly roared: "can Xiaoqiang go back?" "If he goes back, we can't go back. Isn't this a mess?"

Suddenly a man stood up with a tremor and asked me, "in this case, can I go back to see my brothers?" It was Hua Rong that Guan Yu, the second master of Guan, beside him, said in a daze: "go back... Can't I see my eldest brother and third brother?"

As soon as the two men discussed this, they immediately brought up the reverie of the people around them and talked noisily.

Qin Wuyang waved his arm crazily and said, "don't make a noise. Solve my problem first."

The crowd said angrily, "you have a hair problem!"

Qin Wuyang pointed at me across Fang Zhenjiang and said, "he..."

Fang Zhenjiang disdained and said, "he just hit you twice with the sole of his shoe. We are much more bitter than you. Some time ago, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, our Liangshan heroes and the eight heavenly kings can get together. What can't you accept?"

Genghis Khan said, "if you want to be serious, the four of us (referring to Li Shimin and the other two emperors) are enemies to each other. But we are not friendly, and the man's mind should be as broad as the grassland."

Yan Zhenqing smiled and said, "Qin Wuyang who assassinated Qin Shihuang, right? I'm sorry to tell you that your image has always been when the villain appeared. The original book said that you were afraid as soon as you went to Xianyang hall, but according to what you said, you really participated in the battle of assassinating Qin Shihuang, but Xiaoqiang helped you."

Qin Wuyang said calmly, "in short, I died because of him."

Mao Sui came over and hugged Qin Wuyang's shoulder and said, "brother, you're wrong. At that time, even if Xiaoqiang wasn't present, there were so many guards, and - not my brother, I said you. It's OK to threaten the monarch. I didn't expect you to really kill. You have no professional ethics."

Li Shimin came out and said, "well, in the final analysis, it's all a matter of last life. No one is allowed to go on endlessly."

Qin Wuyang cried with a cry, "you're finished?"

In order to quickly expose this article so that they could ask me about my return, these people were a little wishful thinking. They ignored Qin Wuyang's heart that needed to be comforted. More than ten hours ago, he was whipped by me with cow leather shoes in full view of the public without money. Understand again, this face has been lost after 2000.

I looked at him sympathetically and said, "brother, I don't have any opinion about you personally. First, I stopped you because Qin Shihuang is my friend. Second, he can't die. Let's put it this way, if he doesn't die, you still have a reputation for eternity and can spend a year with me. If he dies, you and I, including everyone present, have to finish it."

Li Shimin said with concern: "Xiaoqiang, tell us what's going on." The emperors who followed him also poked their heads. In theory, the better they lived in their previous life, the more they wanted to go back. Those who were qualified to come to me were basically famous and outstanding people, so they all cared about the hope of going back.

I went to the podium. Qingqing said: "well, everyone must believe that there are immortals in the world now? Then, there is a restrictive force on immortals called the way of heaven..."

I don't think this is a particularly important secret for my customers. They still have to drink Mengpo soup before they go back. This is equivalent to a doctor talking about surgery with the patient. The real situation of the patient's condition is between what can be said and what can not be said. Anyway, the patient finally needs to take anesthetic

In particular, I stressed that the historical track cannot be changed. This should be bad news. Who is willing to always repeat the old road of the past, and repetition is a lifetime. You even know when you are proud, frustrated and cool. This is absolutely intolerable for these people with strong creativity and control.

Sure enough, after I finished, people looked at each other and remained silent for a long time. Wu Daozi carefully asked, "if you don't find us after we go back, we don't even know we're alive?"

I scratch my head. This question is too difficult to answer. It has gone beyond philosophy and is about to rise to ethics. In fact, human feelings are just memory, if there is no memory. You can't identify with another person deeply because of a simple blood relationship, or suddenly a stranger says he is your best friend. It's meaningless. Wu Daozi means: if a person can't have a unified memory, it's just like several people. Is irrelevant.

Before I came up with the answer, Hua Rong said, "can I be with my brothers again when I die?"

I was angry and smiled: "don't expect it. The way of heaven will return to normal. If not, you will live longer than me."

Hua Rong didn't give up: "can't you go back and forth at will? Take me with you next time you go to the ground." Fang Zhenjiang said, "and me."

I waved my hand hard and said, "no, no, if I want to go back, Hua Rong and Wu Song over there are not dead yet. How can you count if you two go?"

This fatal assumption will blow Huarong and Fang Zhenjiang to wilt, and they sit down decadent. He bowed his head and said nothing.

Zhu Yuanzhang turned his eyes and said, "Xiaoqiang, when we're gone, you'll take the medicine to find us." Zhao Kuangyin around him also nodded hard.

I said with a smile, "if you don't change the course of history, what do I ask you for?"

Zhu Yuanzhang thought and said: "Well, we won't change anything after you find us. I really don't want to forget who I am after drinking that bowl of Mengpo soup. You can go to me after I become the emperor. Even if I take medicine, I can only live step by step, but at least know who I am and how I came here, and I can be a stable emperor for ten or twenty years. You say yes Not -- "

Zhao Kuangyin and Li Shimin agreed. There are many others who applaud. These people are not forced to come to me. They all chose by themselves. The reason why they did this was nothing more than nostalgia for their previous life. Now that they learned that they could go back, more than half of them shouted for me to find them. This is tantamount to having lived an unusual life for two lives, but the later life is less suspense and more sober - in a word, they would rather live a boring life than lose a memory and lose themselves.

Bian Que and Hua Tuo looked at each other and suddenly stood up together and said, "Xiaoqiang, please be sure to come to us after we leave. We have a way to study anticancer drugs, but time is obviously insufficient. If you can help us recover our memory after we go back, you will succeed. At that time, you will be the Savior of countless people."

I was full of stars and said, "it seems that I can't refuse this request. The Nobel Prize in medicine is waving to you two."

Hua Tuo just smiled faintly and Bian que said, "I'm not promising. I always think about what foreigners do with that award. You won't set up a Hua Tuo award, Bian que award or even Xiaoqiang award to surpass him?"

This sentence was like a blow to the head, and I said, "yes, in the future, let's set up a talent education Award for all foreigners to grab."

Li Shimin smiled and said, "then I can't grab it willingly -"

Look, this is the emperor's mind.

In fact, I have always respected Nobel because he resolutely does not set up a mathematics prize

At the meeting, someone gave himself reasons to let me see them. I waved again and again and said, "let's stop this problem today and deal with specific situations in the future." I came to Qin Wuyang and said, "now you understand?"

Qin Wuyang sighed, "Hey, what's the use of understanding? I can only recognize it. Even if I want to kill you, they have to let me." He suddenly looked at my tourist shoes and said, "then why don't you smoke me with it? It doesn't look too painful."

When I got home, I saw the light in he Tiandou's room on. I bumped into it and shouted loudly, "where are you two old people? I have something to ask you."

Liu Laoliu said with a smile, "look, I said this boy can't appreciate it."

I was stunned: "what feeling?"

He Tiandou said, "you first say what your problem is."

I said angrily, "I ask you, how was LISS a modern man in his last life?"

He Tiandou said with a smile, "what's strange about this? This is a phenomenon that has always existed. Do you think people in the Qin Dynasty can only be reincarnated to the Han Dynasty after they die? Have you heard of the six samsaras? Since it's reincarnation, modern people can certainly be reincarnated to the Qin Dynasty after they die, but reincarnation to the previous generation was not very common in the past, and there were more people after the axis fell."

I suddenly said, "no wonder Huarong Fang Zhenjiang was still in the Song Dynasty in their last life. In this life, they came to the 20th century. That's why." I turned to Liu Laoliu again, "it's your turn. Come on, Qin Wuyang has become my customer. I don't have any opinion. Why is he the Qin Wuyang who was stunned by me?"

Liu Laoliu said innocently, "it's nothing. How many Qin Dynasties do you think there are in history? Since you wear it back and make people faint, of course, people have to be allowed to remember you. The axis of the human world has fallen, just making the times parallel. There can't be more."

I sorted out my thoughts and said, "that is to say, after Qin Wuyang was stunned by me, whether the historian wrote according to the facts or not, it was a matter in their section, but it could not be passed on to future generations?"

Liu Laoliu snapped his fingers: "you're finally here."

I stood up and said, "wait, I'm confused again. In that case, why should I run around to prevent them from changing history? Anyway, each has his own way. Even if Xiang Yu defeated Liu Bang, we are still us. In the next human axis, Liu Bang's descendants are still the emperor of the Han Dynasty, which does not hinder anyone!"

He Tian Dou said, "yes, that's it."

Liu Laoliu saw that I was about to collapse, Laughing: "Didn't I tell you this long ago? The reason why we should comply with history is that the monitoring of the heavenly way. Although the great changes of any dynasty will not affect the whole human axis, it is not the case in the default thinking of the heavenly way. It only recognizes its set. For example, it is like a card reader, and we are a magnetic card. If there is a broken head on the magnetic strip, it will consider this magnetic card The card is broken. It spits cards. We will be wiped out. "

I only felt that the Lingtai was empty: "all I have done is to repair breakpoints on a small scale in order to deceive heaven?"

Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou applauded: "ah. Great insight!"

I stamped my foot and said, "if you didn't make it clear earlier, I thought I was great." I immediately stabbed Liu Laoliu in the waist and said, "what did you say just now? What did I bring you?"

He Tiandou confidently took out a piece of paper and said to me, "just now you understand that all we have to do is muddle through with the bugs of heaven and earth. When our magnetic card is released by it, everything will be fine. If we want it to release, our magnetic strips must come down smoothly..."

"Stop talking nonsense and talk about the point!"

He Tiandou clapped his hands: "the next thing is definitely the real idea - Lao Liu and I stayed awake for several days and nights, and finally studied and understood a key. History is actually composed of several points of each dynasty. As long as you grasp these points, you can ignore other trivial matters. We have found these key points these days."

I laughed and said, "two old singles don't sleep. Can they have an orgasm?"

Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou: "

I saw that they were quite serious and said, "what can you do if you find out these points?"

He Tiandou raised the paper in his hand: "we call this paper a point table. On this table, Qin Shihuang has only three points and Xiang Yu has only two points."

"... what do you mean?"

Liu Laoliu said proudly, "that is to say, Qin Shihuang can muddle through as long as he does three things in his life, while Xiang Yu has only two. If they finish these two or three things, can they be very relaxed at other times?"

Just for a moment, I was suddenly enlightened and surprised: "according to this, as long as they complete several representative tasks on this table, they can no longer worry about historical influence and be comfortable to be themselves again?"

The two old gods nodded slowly.