But I have golden fingers, I have biscuits, and I'm a hero. Copying Guan Yu belongs to abuse. Wait until I catch wild Altman
I used biscuits for self-protection in the past few times. This time I took the initiative and achieved good results. Let alone the 54 on the mountain looked at me with admiration. In fact, even the 54 on Yucai didn't know what was wrong with me, but they could see from my embarrassed dismounting that shengshibao was not my strong strength. With this victory, The little soldier who beat the flag for me also raised his head high and raised my white flag so that he could see it in the Southern Song Dynasty.
Fang La's face was gloomy and waved. The army retreated slowly. Fang Jie and others were conscious of the back of the hall.
My legs and feet are weak, especially my hands. I can't even press the lighter when I smoke. This is because I've been practicing hard recently. I have to scrap my claws before. Recently, I learned an interesting method of doing push ups from Garfield - lie down today and do push ups tomorrow.
Liangshan army also prepared the team to return to the camp. I looked around and suddenly remembered, "by the way, where's the man I caught back?"
Zhang Shun smiled at me and I was happy: it was Li Tianrun.
The poor man who has three yuan of pocket money every day in his next life is full of momentum. He is still yelling like a big rope tied by someone. I kicked him and said with a smile: "it's you?"
Li Tianrun was stunned: "do you know me?" Then he scolded, "you let go of us and we'll fight to death!" He should be very unconvinced when I caught him. Indeed, if he hadn't been bent on protecting Shibao just now, he wouldn't have been photographed by me.
Did the generals in ancient times mess around like this after they were caught? I stared at him: "bah, you have a face but no face. It's like zongzi. Why should I fight with you again? I die and you live?"
Li Tianrun raised his neck and said, "if you want to kill, cut it, give me a good time!"
I sighed, "it's no use pulling. You'll be happy if I kill you? Besides, it's been thousands of years. Can you say some new lines after you're caught?"
Wu Yong said, "come on, take the enemy down and watch." Then he whispered to the two minions, "don't embarrass him too much."
At this time, Wang Taiwei suddenly appeared mysteriously and said to Song Jiang, "since he captured the leader of the traitor, he should kill the flag sacrifice, so as to inspire the morale of the army."
Don't wait for Song Jiang to say anything. Hu Sanniang shouted: "fart your mother and kill him. What about my man?"
Song Jiang hurriedly said, "three younger sisters must not be rude." Then he said to Wang Taiwei in embarrassment, "this... Is really difficult. Keeping this person can still coerce Fang La or exchange hostages between the two sides. However, Lord Wang, don't worry, we will eventually lead the traitors one by one to the decree of the Ming court."
Seeing that the eyes of the people were not good, Tai Wei Wang had to carry his hands and leave angrily. He said, "what's the strength of the exchange? There are only eight of them. Kill one less, and you have 108..." tut Tut, this account counts.
Hu Sanniang said angrily, "as soon as Fang La's business is over, I have to unload eight pieces of this old Wang's eight big!"
I looked up at Fang La army. All their troops had been evacuated. Fang Jie sat on the horse with Fang Tian painted halberd and coldly guarded us. From the military appearance and Fang La's attitude, we could not see that the other party was loose and discouraged. It seems that I am well prepared for the hardships of this war. I have a headache in the face of such a situation.
In this way, the two armies looked at Wang Yin No. 1 contemptuously and said, "I knew you were thinking so as soon as I got in the account. There was no surprise!"
I whispered to Wang Yin, "don't you have anything to say and let him believe your privacy?"
Wang Yin turned his eyes and said, "how can I have so many fancy intestines?"
"... then you two fight outside first and come in when you're done."
Two Wang Yin went out
Pang Wanchun said sadly, "well... Everyone, don't know me?"
Pang Wanchun No. 1 said, "who are you?"
Pang Wanchun No. 2 said bitterly, "I'm you. I'm a little fat?"
Pang Wanchun No. 1: "shall we also compete?"
I said, "you two are outside!"
After the two kings and two pangs left, Baojin looked at Deng Yuanjue, and Deng Yuanjue looked at Baojin. They suddenly said in the same voice, "no, no, we don't
I wondered, "why don't you two fight?"
Two Deng said with a smile, "we'll just wait for the results of those two pairs of ground."
... this is the wisdom of Buddhism!
Lao Wang sat next to Fang La. Both of them were a little uncomfortable. After all, not everyone could feel the feeling of talking with themselves. Fang Jie and Shi Bao looked at them and were petrified for the time being
Lao Wang first said, "brother - they usually call the people here big brother later. I'm a few years older than you, so I'll take advantage of it and call you brother Sheng. Brother. Why did you start the rebellion? Have you thought about it?"
Fang La stretched out her big hand and scratched her face. "It seems that she has suddenly become like this until now. As for what, I really haven't thought about - for what?"
Lao Wang smiled: "That's the point. At first, you rebelled because you didn't want to be bullied, so that your neighbors could make a living, but you didn't expect to grow. In the end, you couldn't help but trust you and want to live a good life with you. In order to live up to them, you had to keep moving forward. In fact, you didn't want to be an emperor at all, and you were more tired of fighting and killing, You lack the ambition necessary to be an emperor. You just want to express your anger and tell the bastard emperor that you fangla are not easy to bully. As for the result, you have never seriously thought about it. In your heart, you already know that the uprising will not succeed, but you tell yourself, whatever it is, a vigorous one is good. "
"Pa", Fang La patted her thigh heavily and said excitedly, "that's what I think, but it's not as good as you say."
I didn't expect that the old carpenter's eloquence was so handsome that I wanted to cry like a hypnotist. However, this may have something to do with his dialogue with himself. What Fang La thinks, there is nothing more clear than him except Fang La. In addition, the old carpenter has been poor for half his life and wandered in the society, so his words are full of vicissitudes.
The old king said: "I didn't understand these things until the end. Many of them were figured out not long ago, so brother, you can't succeed. In this case, let the mess of the imperial court rot. as long as you can't bully us again, don't worry about him. Stop the army - find a remote place to live a good life. When friends come, there's good wine, jackals come, and shotguns."
Fang La was silent. For a long time, she turned her head and looked at Fang Jie. They said, "you heard it, too. It won't be promising to follow me. What do you mean?"
Shibao didn't care and said, "brother, we'll follow you anyway. The old man has a word I love to hear. Whatever he says, a vigorous one is good!"
Fang Jie said calmly, "uncle, don't be fooled. I think these people are sent by the imperial court to persuade them to surrender. Knowing that they can't insist, they use such a trick."
Fang La shook her head sadly and said, "he's right. You don't understand."
Lao Wang said with a smile, "don't tell me if it's right. I know you still doubt my identity. Just now I learned a move from Tianrun. Now I'll tell you a secret that only you and I know. If it's right, you can't treat me as an outsider." Without waiting for Fang La's consent, Lao Wang attached to Fang La's ear and said something. Fang La was just like Li Tianrun's Apprentice. He was stunned and changed color. He suddenly stood up and took Lao Wang's hand and said, "you will be my big brother in the future!"
The people present almost simultaneously asked Fang La, "what did he tell you?"
The two fangla shook their heads and smiled: "don't say, don't say..."