I subconsciously took out my mobile phone and called Jin Shaoyan. I was busy with Fang La and the heroes these two days. I didn't bother to ask him or receive his call. If there was no accident, he should still be consuming with the procuress. After the phone was connected, there was a "drop", Jin Shaoyan's voice suddenly sounded: "brother Qiang, what you hear below is my message. I have seen the teacher and restored her memory..."
I was delighted, Just listen to Jin Shaoyan continue: "But please forgive me for making a decision: I don't want to go back - at least not now. Shishi and I have found a beautiful and quiet place. We are ready to spend the rest of our life. I am very happy. Thank you for everything you have done for us. As for home, you know that grandma is different from ordinary people. She already had a hunch on the day before I left, I believe she will understand me if she knows the whole process of things. Of course, if I really miss you, I'll find a way to contact you. I know the way to Liangshan... "
I jumped up with a loud cry and scolded, "Jin Shaoyan, you son of a bitch, finally fooled me!"
The people next to me looked at me from a distance and whispered, "who is this with?"
The telephone recording was silent for a while. It seemed that there were still words to say. Sure enough, a beautiful female voice shouted complicatedly: "cousin..." the words behind Li Shishi had a little choked. Finally, he didn't say it, and the phone was cut off.
I held the phone high - I didn't want to smash it. Finally, I had to walk around in place and mutter, "this little bastard. This little bastard..."
Before I took him to Mr. Li, I stressed to him that I must be able to contact him all the time, but it was probably because of this that Jin Shaoyan deliberately avoided me: he was afraid that I would prevent him from being with Mr. Li because of the axis of heaven and human world, and simply took Mr. Li to escape.
This is the typical practice of a rich man. He is childish, naive and selfish, but there is also a simple childishness, which makes you really hate. After a while, I lost my smile. In fact, I didn't say I wouldn't let them stay together. I just let them sneak into the village and don't shoot, because I don't know if song Huizong will turn his head into a Mexican cactus for women like Wu Sangui, an old traitor. Maybe without master Li, he will work hard to create a greater Song Dynasty - even so, I never thought of sending Master Li back, I just hope that if I really get to that point, Mr. Li can give an idea around me. It seems that Jin Shaoyan still doesn't know me. In his heart, do I specialize in the activities of losing power and humiliating the country? I'll see you later. I have to take bricks to detain him!
After a night of revelry. Finally, it was time to separate. I left the signal intensifier in Liangshan. From its power and radiation range, it can be used in the Sui, Tang and Three Kingdoms periods. I asked the heroes to keep at least two phones for standby. Although Lao Wang is a carpenter, he can be an electrician and fitter. We will leave a few days later. He is ready to install a landline machine for Liangshan.
When we went down the mountain, many people sent each other, such as Fang La to Lao Wang. Wu Song sent Fang Zhenjiang and his wife. I checked them carefully before I got on the bus. There was nothing wrong with them. Anyway, there were nine in total. I was afraid that these lawless guys would make a transfer to experience life. It was not impossible to do it according to their character.
When our car started slowly, I saw Wang Ying and Hu Sanniang getting tired of it. Hua Rong and his wife waved to ran Dongye. Li Tianrun stood with his four wives. I noticed that the young woman beside him really had two lovely tiger teeth. Fang Jie was tall and straight. A smart girl was looking at him. It might be Lao Wang's niece Erya. Tong Yuan sat on Fang Zhenjiang's legs because of overload. They probably broke through the last obstacle - of course. Whether it was last night or before, I won't delve into it.
As I drove, I sighed, "how many people do you think I've accomplished this trip?"
Fang Zhenjiang said, "if there is a suitable place for my eldest brother, look for one. Anyway, people from our side don't have to apply for a visa. What a good man my eldest brother is."
I said calmly, "this is not the time to carry forward your hilltop spirit. The problem of tens of millions of singles over there has not been solved. A large number of beauty resources have been lost to capitalist countries and some people. Just eat and occupy more. Do you still want to go through the matchmaking agency?"
Fang Zhenjiang said, "you can't just stare at one end. Why don't you say that Jin Shaoyan was trapped in the Northern Song Dynasty? How many girls will that boy get in modern times?"
Tong Yuan said, "there are many single beauties in history. I think elder brother and sister Mulan are very suitable."
Baojin said, "without this, you are obviously regional discrimination. Don't people in the Northern Song Dynasty have more money than people in the Northern Dynasty?" Baojin suddenly found a car of people that he was not married. Then he pulled his mouth and said, "Hey, which dynasty's women are the most gentle and beautiful, I won't compete with our singles in the 21st century."
Lao Wang said with a smile, "I would say that women in the 1950s and 1960s are the best. They are implicit, traditional and can cook."
Baojin said bitterly, "no, the streets are full of women from the 1950s and 1960s, but I'm a Post-70s -"
Wang Yin laughed and said, "then you can find a post-90s, brain disabled, full of Martian text and copy a text, which is like the Yijin Sutra of Dharma ancestors. It will definitely hit it off with you."
Bao Jin said angrily, "bah, don't insult our fun intention."
Pang Wanchun asked Baojin carefully, "that gold, after you have been a monk for so long, will there be psychological obstacles when you get married?"
I said with a smile, "it doesn't matter psychologically. It's physical trouble."
Wang Yin said, "didn't you see what was said in San Yan Er Pai? Monks are good skills."
The more you say, the less you slip away
After I sent them back to Yucai, I was physically and mentally tired. I drove home with broken bread. Opposite our house, two old gods moved a pony and narrowed their eyes in the sun to see me come back. He Tiandou stretched out his hand to say something to me. I waved my hand and cut the nail: "don't talk to me. I have to sleep first."
What else does he Tiandou want to say? I said sternly, "I said don't talk to me!"
He Tiandou said, "but..."
I said bluntly, "don't provoke me! Let people live. Is it so difficult to have a safe sleep?"
Liu Laoliu smiled and pulled he Tiandou: "leave him alone."
I snorted and said to he Tiandou, "you really should learn from old Liu Xue."
He Tiandou sighed and said nothing. As soon as I took two steps, Liu Laoliu whispered to he Tiandou gloating. His voice was too small to hear completely, so I heard it intermittently: "tell him what to do... Let the steamed stuffed bun... Look at his crotch... Bad luck."
I looked down. As expected, the zipper of my pants was opened. I swung like this with Shi Bao on my horse. I turned back and angrily said, "Liu Laoliu, why are you so not a thing?"
Liu Laoliu said with a smile, "you didn't let us talk."
He Tiandou said leisurely: "Hey, it seems that I have to learn from old Liu Xue in the future."
I said with a smile, "you are a gentleman. How can you compare with this kind of stall."
Liu Laoliu sat on the horse harness and danced and said, "what are gentlemen? Gentlemen are fools B, Xiang Yu is not a gentleman, but he can't fight the villain Liu Bang."
He Tiandou smiled and said, "so I can't beat you."
Liu Laoliu said modestly, "we can't fight Xiaoqiang."
I asked them, "is Xiang Yu going to have a Hongmen banquet?"
Liu Laoliu said, "it will take some time."
Now that I'm talking about it again, I simply asked, "what will happen if I want to bring my customers back?"
Liu Laoliu shook his hand vigorously and said, "I told you that it's absolutely not possible. People are sent back by heaven. If you pull them back, you'll die, but I know your idea - if you want those people to get together in the past, you can get on their territory, but people with unfinished tasks on the idea list can't walk around."
I looked up and thought, take the group of five. Fat Xiang Yu and Liu Bang still have tasks, but Li Shishi is nothing and is abducted and run away by Jin Shaoyan. They don't know when and when they want to get together again.
I waved my hands discouraged and walked home with my head down. When I got into the bedroom, steamed stuffed bun was lying in bed reading prenatal education magazine. I fell into bed silently and hugged her to sleep.
I'm really tired. It's easy to be tired when I do many on-off and on-off things. I admit that I may be affected by steamed stuffed buns. Now I especially like the excitement. I want to put everyone together to drink and fart, but the fact is so helpless. We are like a group of mice separated by boards. We can smell each other, but we can't see each other.
As soon as Fang La's affair was over, I finally got what I wanted and lived a peaceful life. During this period, I occasionally received calls from several heroes and Fang La. These guys lived a lawless life and were as happy as bald dogs bathing in the river in dog days.
According to them, the state of Jin has begun to encroach on the territory of the great Song Dynasty
I also tried to call Jin Shaoyan, but there was no news at all. Old empress dowager Jin was very calm. It's like grandson really just went on a trip and got married.
I wanted to drive around the timeline again. Strangely enough, a broken car without a mission can no longer successfully run out of Einstein's superluminal speed.
After two months. The day when a customer said goodbye began again. This time, Qin Hui was the first to leave. The old bastard left quite sadly. We almost forgot him. Or the next day after he left, Yue Fei called me to say goodbye to another world journey. When only one elder was sent off by someone who had been framed by himself, Qin Hui didn't know if he would have any regrets, However, Yue Fei said that his working attitude during this period was very correct and helped the Discipline Inspection Commission pull out many corrupt officials.
Then there is Lord Su Wu. My customers are very light about seeing off because they know about the human axis. Basically, every farewell has become a lively "home farewell party". However, Lord Su has some exceptions. His departure means another day of drinking blood in 19 years. I took his hand and firmly promised him, As soon as his front foot is gone, I'll send him an electric mattress with my back foot, but Lord Su doesn't care about it. What he plays is a limit of survival.
Then there are those artists and doctors, Wang Xizhi, Liu Gongquan and others. I have collected all the calligraphy treasures. Apart from giving one to Gu Ye and one to Fei sankou for his daughter to practice calligraphy, they are easy to hide from others. The anti-cancer research of Bian Que and Hua Tuo has entered a key cytological stage. They are precious and important to give me a pile of materials for safekeeping, If you have the opportunity to play with them, you can not only bring one to them, but also leave it to my future clients who are doctors, such as Li Shizhen, Zhang Zhongjing and others, so that they have the opportunity to stand on the shoulders of giants and move on.
Yu Boya was looking forward to seeing Zhong Ziqi again. He consulted two great doctors Bian Hua about Zhong Ziqi's dying symptoms. Finally, he concluded that Zhong Ziqi died of ordinary flu
I won't go into detail. One headache is that Zhang Zeduan has developed a bad habit since he found the carbon bar: he outlines the human body on the toilet door as soon as he goes to the toilet - it's really an exercise from a purely artistic point of view. We know that ancient Chinese painters were not strong in human body drawing. But the bad thing is that after Zhang Zeduan finished sketching the human body, the vivid carbon strokes of the toilet door were used by several bad students, adding many secret organs and becoming a filthy toilet culture. This matter had a bad impact. I instructed Mao Sui to use psychological cues to quickly solve the case. Although the case was solved in the end, what about those paintings? I was reluctant to wipe it. Originally, I wanted to apply for an intangible cultural heritage with Yucai wall. If I didn't wipe it, it would be too unsightly. I had to find Lao Wang to replace these doors and store them in the warehouse. In the history of Yucai, this matter was called the toilet door event.