V3.Chapter 131

I was speechless. He saw me now

I asked Er silly, "Ke Zi, what have you done recently?"

Two silly way: "eat, sleep, boring."

"Brother Ying doesn't want to play with you?"

Two silly dissatisfied: "he is also busy eating and sleeping."

"Come on, let's find him." I asked someone to take the things out of the car and ride a few horses to Xianyang palace. I apologized to ER silly and said, "Kezi, I'm sorry, you didn't buy that 'Lilliputian machine' for you. You can't hear it if you bought it. There's no one." Then I took out my mobile phone and looked. As expected, there was no signal. Maybe I would like to get an intensifier with Fei sankou and put it in the Three Kingdoms.

After a while, I arrived outside the Xianyang palace, and the "reception room" had received the news. Seeing that our party had arrived, I ran in and reported loudly: "great, the king of Qi is coming..."

I was depressed and said, "it's the king of Qi, not the devil in the village."

Liz walked out in his new official clothes and said with a smile, "don't blame them. After you left, the emperor talked about you almost every day. Now they're afraid they'll get a reward."

I smiled and said, "Li Keqing, meet again."

Liz smiled and said, "now it's the prime minister."

I whispered, "emperor? Fat man has become emperor?"

Liz said, "sooner or later."

After listening to our conversation, Baozi hesitated and said, "this is..."

I hurriedly introduced the steamed stuffed bun: "this is Liz, brother Li."

I handed Li Si some photos and said, "this is the recent situation of my sister-in-law and my little niece. My sister-in-law spends with our school teachers every month."

Liz stroked the photo and wiped his eyes. I said, "I wanted to bring the ladies, but I was afraid you would be embarrassed because you have a family here."

LISS said astringently, "just know they're good, and I'm good, too."

Not for a while. There was an honor guard. Fat Ying walked over with a beaded crown on his head, a soap robe and his big long sword like a donkey hanging from his waist.

The steamed stuffed bun rushed forward and shouted, "fat..."

I pulled her hard and said, "call your majesty."

It doesn't matter what Xiang Yu calls himself. After all, fat people are the emperor of a country. They always have to give people some face.

Steamed stuffed bun and I pretended to shout: "see your majesty - next -"

The fat man stealthily swept around and waved, "retreat ha (next). All retreat ha."

When there are only a few of us left, Qin Shihuang came here with his hands open. I can be conscious this time and look at the sky with hands on my back

Sure enough, fat Ying affectionately said to the steamed stuffed bun, "are you coming?"

Steamed stuffed bun said with a smile, "can you call you fat?"

The fat man said unhappily, "why not? Hungry (I) see you just want to pinch and touch oil (no) to cry. Silk (yes) or silk Xiaoqiang crooked (that) won't let you cry?"

Steamed stuffed bun looked at Qin Shihuang and said, "but seriously, you are much thinner than before."

... when they finished talking nonsense, I stretched out my hand to shake hands with Qin Shihuang. But the fat man walked past me, opened the box we brought with his sword, looked inside and murmured, "they all brought some sprinkles to hungry (me)"

The next second, Qin Shihuang grabbed a tomato in one hand and swayed down his stomach. He smacked and said, "ha (next) I'm hungry. Maybe I can eat a bowl of xihongsi (persimmon) egg noodles."

I took the game machine out of another box and clamped it in my armpit. I threatened fat Ying and said, "do you still want this without you?"

Fat Ying's eyes are bright and he wants to take it. I twisted my waist to avoid. The fat man smiled and said, "Bao (don't) make trouble. The state of Wei has hit ha (come). Can't I seal it for you?"

I took the game console in my arms, shook my arm back and forth and said, "there's the state of Qi. When will it be cashed?"

The fat man said, "do you want to believe that hungry silk force (strength) pinch."

After a while, the fat man called a cook who was also wearing official clothes and said, "make a Xihong four (persimmon) egg noodles for hungry."

The cook got up trembling from the ground, picked up a tomato and studied it for a long time. He said in a trembling voice, "Your Majesty, forgive me. Is this... Is this called a tomato?"

Qin Shihuang said impatiently, "hurry up and bring it to the hungry."

The cook kowtowed like garlic: "I'm so humble... I've never made tomato and egg noodles..."

The fat man changed his color and said, "believe it or not, I'll fire you if you're hungry?" Fat man used to spend three yuan on a bowl of good noodles on the street. As a result, his imperial chef lost someone to him in front of us today, so he couldn't hang up.

The steamed stuffed bun said on the side, "it's very simple. Just fry him with the egg."

The cook mechanically nodded his head twice, and his expression was dull. It was obvious that he didn't understand anything, or he was worried that Qin Shihuang would really fire him - the emperor said to fire him. Then you must put it in the pot and fry it meticulously. This is related to the fact that you have no jokes, although you have only heard of frying before.

Steamed stuffed bun can't bear it. He rolled up his sleeve and said, "OK, OK, I'll come. You're easy to learn."

Qin Shihuang, er silly and Li Si moved a stool and sat at the table, holding bamboo chopsticks and looking here eagerly.

The Qin Dynasty god of food prepared all the things he wanted for steamed stuffed buns and then crawled on the ground, sweating all over his face. The steamed stuffed bun looked at him and said, "get up and learn. What can you learn like that? Learn the walking method?"

While cutting tomatoes, the steamed stuffed bun looked at the pan prepared by the God of food for her and a few simple spices and said, "you have to be careful in cooking. Don't just make do."

I coaxed aside and said, "listen carefully. You're lucky to be taught by King Zheng himself."

The God of food was more cautious. Looking at the snow-white oil on the case, the steamed stuffed bun woke up and said, "Oh, your equipment can't work. I thought you deceived consumers - you can make do without vegetable oil and meat oil."

The steamed stuffed bun cut the persimmon and said, "eh, by the way, I'm still king Zheng."

Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "there's no problem touching oil."

I joked, "our steamed stuffed bun is still a big Sima."

The fat man was suddenly embarrassed and said, "this... Also has the problem of touching oil."

The steamed stuffed bun asked, "what does big Sima do?"

I said, "it's equivalent to the Minister of national defense. It's similar to my marshal in the Song Dynasty. Anyway, where you point your hand and where the guns all over the country go."

The steamed stuffed bun was so excited that it loosened and hit a pile of pots. I shouted, "you loser, you can't afford to sell it." This is the earthen pot of the Qin Dynasty!

Steamed stuffed bun smiled contemptuously: "my mother is now the Minister of national defense. Be honest except fat people!"

The sweat beads on the God of food's face are bigger

Let me see fat Ying's face. "I'm kidding you. Can a woman really be a big Sima?" he said with a smile

I know he is not unwilling to let steamed stuffed bun be the official, but now the big Sima of the state of Qin is still in the presence of Wang Jian. It is necessary to dismiss Lao Wang for no reason. In addition, if a woman is allowed to be the big Sima, there will be no trouble. People in the Warring States period are small-minded and often die for a word. Wang Jian is going to rebel. Isn't that steamed stuffed bun a disaster for the beauty? People praised Si as a disaster in those years, but they didn't think about what to do with their own burden.

Qin Shihuang said, "do you want to pinch the words of the society? If Wang Jian comes back hungry, let him pay the tiger amulet."

I know it's over at last. Steamed stuffed buns quickly fried dishes and cooked noodles. First, they mixed a small bowl (already existed in the Qin Dynasty) and brought it to the Cook: "try it first, and then do it according to this taste."

The cook carried the bowl of noodles that King Zheng enlarged Sima gave him. The emperor stared at him. Fortunately, the boy was clever and raised his hands over his head to the gloomy Qin Shihuang. The fat man turned his anger into joy, but he didn't eat directly, but gave it to Jing Ke on one side, and Jing Ke moved it to Li Si. Li Si was so polite when he saw an outsider. He was moved and said, "how can I do this? Please use it first."

The fat man pulled out a tripod on one side: "hungry, use this..."

Finally, fat Ying showed his angry stomach again and ate a pot of noodles

For sustainable development, the God of food was rewarded with some soup, which meant that he would make it according to this taste in the future. The cook was especially appreciated by the emperor because he could make tomato and egg noodles in the future.

After sucking his noodles, the fat man wiped the sweat on his forehead and said to me and steamed stuffed bun, "do you eat too?"

Me and steamed stuffed bun: "... No. we just finished roast whole sheep."

Finish your meal. Qin Shihuang skillfully connected the game console and the TV screen lit up. With great skill, 30 people were called out to play.

I'm speechless. I'm a standard fool. I don't care about the government. I'm careful: "brother Ying, let's get down to business first."

The fat man manipulated the soldiers on the screen to several s jumps to avoid loose bullets, hit a flame and ate it. He said attentively, "SA Si (what's up)"

Me: "... Talk about building the great wall and underground palace. You don't have to burn books and hang Confucianism."

Qin Shihuang put down the game machine and turned around: "what do you mean?"

Hu Hai, the fat man's second boy, saw the game console and sat down to play with a shout of joy.

I told fat Ying about the idea table again. The fat man touched his chin and said, "I'm hungry. You know, the great wall and the imperial mausoleum are already being repaired. As soon as the six countries are gone, it seems that if you're hungry, you'll touch oil (there's nothing to do)."

I wondered, "Why are they all repaired?"

The fat man waved his hand: "do you finish early and calculate early? Xiusi is still rich. Anyway, it's OK to repair it on the day of starvation. It doesn't need to waste people and money. It's just that silk (yes) has a little tight hands - but they'll be paid when they're hungry."

My eyes are wet. Who says Qin Shihuang is cruel? How kind the fat man is in front of me?

But the next second, I watched the fat man carry Xiaohu Hai, grabbed the game machine and played by myself. I still said: "broken baby (child) bag (don't) hair (play), your urgent task now is Xiao (learn) Xi pinch!"