V3.Chapter 134

I gave the sword to ER silly, pushed him outside and said, "later, the old man told you to go in, and then you go in, and then you scare Bangzi with this, okay?"

The second fool grumbled discontentedly, "you're eating me again. Next time you find someone else..."

Xiang Yu and I came to the yard. At this meeting, Liu Bang had walked in at random. The man around us was 30 years old, with a national character face and no squint. It should be Zhang Liang. The boy looked quite unexpected. I thought he was like Liu Laoliu, 20 years younger - in other words, was he Liu Laoliu when he picked up shoes?

Liu Bang came to Xiang Yu and saluted respectfully, "general."

He called it like this, which followed the original address of the two people and various princes when they attacked Qin. It seemed closer, and the implication also meant to show his old friendship.

Xiang Yu said with a smile, "Peigong is working hard. You're welcome."

In fact, their identities are the same. Xiang Yu is the overlord and Liu Bang is now the king of the Han Dynasty, but the salute is distinguished. Xiang Yu said that his body didn't move at all and showed his contempt.

This is the first time I have seen Liu Bang since we parted. This boy has become the dignified pretender B. He is not only unsmiling, but also his clothes are arranged in edges and corners. His appearance is even more perfect. He looks like a newly developed farmer entrepreneur. Look at Xiang Yu. His ordinary cloth clothes have the smell of Versace. He doesn't bring it to the police when he stops at the Paris fashion show.

Xiang Yu pretended to be affectionate and took Liu Bang's hand and walked into the hall. He said, "please take your seat." This is the fucking noble. People all over the world know that he despises you, but he can't make mistakes in face.

Liu Bang also smiled very cooperatively and said, "the general's prestige is as before. Where I passed in the just season (Liu Bang's word), I saw that the general's military appearance was cleaned up and the Qin Dynasty had no way. It's a blessing for all the people to have a general like him in charge of the overall situation."

Xiang Yu said with a smile, "you need not be too modest."

I followed with my back hands and muttered, "all the fucking nonsense."

I don't know if Zhang Liang heard me clearly, but the bosses greeted me in front. We can't be cold when we are small, so we came up and approached me and said, "this general is very green."

I said casually, "my last name is Xiao."

Zhang Liang arched his hand and said, "I don't know what to call the general?"

It's really a master who can deal with people. In ancient times, generally iron people called each other (not bitches), just like they call a brother now. Even if the relationship is not very good, such a call will at least have a sense of closeness psychologically.

But... I don't seem to write. I'm not going to use the word Xiao Qiqiang. It's too white! of course. Li Bai's character is too white. It's another thing. Being immortal is my number. It doesn't seem to be very elegant. I can only whisper vaguely: "just call me Xiaoqiang."

Zhang Liang found me close at once and said with a smile, "it's brother Xiaoqiang."

I saw Liu Bang shrug his shoulders. It seemed that he wanted to turn around and have a look, but he held back.

I threw a fist at Zhang Liang weakly: "well, brother Zifang."

Zhang Liang took my hand and asked, "brother Xiaoqiang, do you have children?"

"Yes... Soon. The due date is December."

Zhang Liang was stunned. Then he said with a smile, "there is a little girl in the ovary. She is two years old. If Mrs. sister-in-law can celebrate her birthday, how about you and I have a daughter-in-law?"

I calculate that his daughter is two years old. When my son is born, he will be three years older than our family. He can't ask the old cow to eat tender grass, and Zhang Liang seems to be a good father-in-law. Just as Trinket said, Bangzi didn't kill him in the end, but he ended up well. This business can be done——

So I said, "well, junior, hold the BRICs."

Zhang Liang was stunned and said with a smile, "brother Xiaoqiang is so witty."

In the hall. Fan Zeng and Xiang bo have been waiting there. Xiang Bo is an ordinary old man with white beard. He has nothing to say and has a kind face. He has a gray beard. At first glance, he is the kind of softhearted older generation who has no position. He is a model of good intentions and bad deeds.

After another hypocritical greeting, everyone took their seats. At that time, the seating order of the host and guest was exquisite. Besides, Xiang Yu was also a person who had experienced a Hongmen banquet, so the arrangement was the same as before: he and Xiang Bo face east, opposite Zhang Liang, fan Zeng and Liu Bang face to face, one facing south and the other facing north, but the question came. Where shall I sit?

In history, Hongmen banquet was eaten by five people, and two performances should be outside. Which one is my Xiaoqiang?

Normally, I should sit next to Xiang Yu at home, but there are two people surnamed Xiang, which is equivalent to the first-line seat. According to my identity, I reluctantly calculate that Xiang Yu's counselor should sit with fan Zeng, but I think the old man is strange. He doesn't seem to want to think with me, so I simply sat opposite Xiang Yu side by side with Zhang Liang, This is also in line with our modern habit of accompanying guests. We should get together with guests.

After the seat was fixed, someone began to serve the cup and wine. When people did not have SARS in ancient times, they would have been serving of individual dishes, and each of them had their own table. They would eat their own food, and I would like to give them a prologue before the cup.

Liu Bang saw that it was almost time. He picked up his wine glass and said to Xiang Yu, "general, it has been a long time since the great victory of Julu. After that, you and I have moved to the north and south. Except for the violent Qin Dynasty and the princes, we all rely on the power of the general. Ji often misses the general in his heart. This glass of wine, Ji wants to respect the general on behalf of the world!"

Xiang Yu smiled faintly, picked up the wine glass and touched his lips. Liu Bang drank it in a hurry. When Zhang Liang filled his wine, he scratched his head and said, "there's a strange thing I don't know whether to say..."

Xiang Yu is a little confused. It seems that he didn't say this at the beginning.

"You say it."

Liu Bang murmured, "if you want to say it, it's not a big deal - I heard that many people saw me go to the general's tent naked when I was in Julu. Ji yublunt, but I can't remember such a thing..."

Xiang Yu and I looked at each other and said with a suppressed smile, "nothing must be nonsense by boring people." My face turned red. The black pot was really on Liu Bang. I knew I wouldn't even take a blanket and let him throw people away completely.

Liu Bang was relieved to hear Xiang Yu say this and said, "that's good. If it's really like that, it would be too offensive."

Xiang Yu couldn't help but finally brought out a smile. Liu Bang saw that Xiang Yu was in a good mood. He suddenly got up from his semi kneeling posture and said in a trembling voice, "general, spare your life."

Xiang Yu said, "what are you doing?"

Liu Bang said with a sad face, "I heard that the general was angry when he heard that I entered Xianyang first and wanted to reward the three armies to fight against Liu Ji. The general and I have fought against Qin together since our early years. We were lucky to make an appointment as brothers. Why bother today?"

Xiang Yu said, "some people say you want to occupy Guanzhong and become king. Is that so?"

Liu Bang shook his hand and said, "which villain made a rumor? We worked together. Now I'm lucky to enter the pass first. How can I overestimate my strength to this extent? Besides, how dare I forget the general's support?"

Xiang Yu said, "then why did you send someone to guard the customs?"

Liu Bang said wrongfully, "this is the general wronging me. Tigers, leopards, jackals and wolves are rampant all over the world today. If they don't follow the customs, how can we ensure that they can't afford to rush forward, and Ji's death is not a pity? It's all in vain to give the general a gift of Boxing - General. I'm guarding Xianyang for you and waiting for you to collect it."

Xiang Yu smiled. His words were nothing more than lines, so he couldn't believe it or not. He took a cup and waved at Liu Bang: "drink."

Liu bangchang breathed a sigh of relief. While wiping the sweat on his forehead, he carefully accompanied him for a drink, which made fan Zeng anxious. He knew that Xiang Yu's temperament and conspiracies on the battlefield might not be able to deceive the seemingly arrogant overlord, but he was undoubtedly an idiot in political mediation. After Liu Bang said a few soft words, fan Zeng was afraid of Xiang Yu's shaking and hurriedly interrupted: "Your Majesty, why don't you ask someone to dance for fun when your guests come?"

Xiang Yu said nothing, which meant that he agreed. Fan Zeng looked happy, clapped his hands and said in a high voice, "come, dance a sword and help wine for Peigong and the king."

Before the voice fell, er silly jumped in from the outside. It seemed that he had been impatient for a long time. His two eyes crackled in his eyes. His tongue licked his lips excitedly. In the room, I saw Liu Bang immediately. Then Er silly squeezed his eyes at Liu Bang. Liu Bang was inexplicable, so he had to smile at him reluctantly.

But the next moment, er silly took his sword and brushed it in his hand and stabbed Liu Bang's cheek. The cold wind made the sweat on Bangzi's face flutter. Bangzi was so frightened that he couldn't help sitting on the ground.

Not only him, but also Xiang Yu and I were a little surprised. Originally, you had to dance swords. At least you had to lean over slowly from far to near. How could you chop when you came up?

But Er silly doesn't care. Anyway, he wants him to scare Liu Bang. He takes one sword left and one sword right, which is not far from Liu Bang's head and chest. Let alone Liu Bang, Xiang Yu and I are hairy.

At this time, of course, the most urgent thing is Zhang Liang. After taking a breath of air conditioning on one side, my old family immediately turned their eyes to Xiang Bo opposite. From the eyes in which Zhang Liang hooked up with him, we can see that the old guy must have colluded with Liu Bang yesterday.

At this juncture, I really hope the old guy can come out and resist for a while. Two fools fight on Bangzi's head like repairing trees. It's not a matter for a long time, but looking at Xiang Bo again, he deliberately dodged Zhang Liang's eyes at first, and finally simply shrugged his shoulders at Zhang Liang, indicating that he was powerless. I can soon see the way: the old man is not stupid. He is afraid to be a substitute for the dead!

Because in the original version, Xiang Zhuang is the one who dances the sword. You see, Xiang Yu, Xiang Zhuang and Xiang Bo are all surnamed Xiang. From a biological point of view, Xiang Bo is Xiang Yu's uncle, that is, Xiang Zhuang's uncle. Old man Xiang understands that Xiang Zhuang dare not really attack himself, but this time, two fools don't know the bottom. Who knows if his hands will be trendy, even if not, he may not pay attention to him, After this sword, Xiang Bo poked his nose and eyes, which was unreasonable, so the old man stood still. Finally, he glanced at the northwest corner and whistled for fun. He definitely didn't want to help.

Liu Bang hid like a tumbler for a while and finally couldn't support it. He trembled and said to ER silly, "the strong man is good at swordsmanship. Ji... Is Ji lucky to invite the strong man to have a drink?"

Er Sha's expression was cold and didn't stop. Both his acting and sword skills are worthy of the strength school - if I were him, I'm afraid I'd poke several holes in Liu Bang.

Zhang Liang was so anxious that his veins burst up. It seemed that he wanted to go up and work hard. He didn't have the calm and tact last time. This can't blame him. Suddenly, everyone had to be crazy. Besides, there were old Xiang tou and mud last time. Seeing that his in laws were going to be the ghost of two fools under the sword, I stretched out my hand to pull on his clothes and whispered, "don't you have fan Kuai?"

After all, Zhang Liang was a man rolling over in the storm. After listening to me, he didn't care about anything else, so Mo tou ran out.

Er silly scratched his sword and looked back at me, which meant to ask me what to do next. I quickly winked and told him to be careful. At this time, I heard a commotion outside the hall. A man with hairy face and arms knocked down the bodyguard with a long sword and shoulder shield. When he saw the situation on the court, he was shocked and turned pale. He raised his sword to open Er silly and glared at Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu said faintly, "who's coming?"

Zhang Liang then came in and said, "this is fan Kuai, the guard of Peigong. I see that it's boring for this warrior to dance his sword alone, so let fan Kuai cooperate with him."

Xiang Yu glanced at fan Kuai and said, "well, he's a loyal servant. Give him a glass of wine."

Someone brought a glass of wine around. Fan Kuai looked up and drank it up. After brewing an excited emotion, he talked and said, "I..."

Xiang Yu interposed, "well, I've seen enough of the sword. Let's step back."

Fan Kuai was stunned: "this..."

Xiang Yu waved his hand. Suddenly someone came forward and led Jing Ke and fan Kuai out. Fan Kuai looked back as he walked out. It seemed that he was full of words

Not only didn't he say anything, but I remember that Xiang Yu also gave fan Kuai a piece of raw meat. To say that fan Kuai is not as rough as he looks. His words in the original edition are loud and even take a message. It can be said that he stole the limelight. It should be that Zhang Liang made the manuscript as soon as he came to him, brewing feelings and preparing to make a speech all the way, Unfortunately, the most brilliant hero in this meal was sent out by Xiang Yu in a few words. He not only ate less meat, but also reluctantly left the meal where he used to be famous with melancholy and reluctance