But what was he doing on the podium? I saw the old man clapping the chalk on his hands and waiting for me to go up, so I had to walk up to him from the last row. Looking closer, the eminent monk is more like a monk. He wears a gray jacket. It is understandable that the first thing for new customers when they come to Yucai is to change their clothes and take an attitude of considering customers. We have various styles of clothes, Most of them are close to simplicity and retro style, but there is no monk's robe.
Looking at the hairstyle, not only is it not a monk's bald head, but also his stubble, and his beard also has a scattered taste. How to say, the most famous monk in history doesn't have a dignified appearance, and he's even worse than those actors who pretend to be monks in second rate TV dramas.
Seeing me coming up, Xuan Zang held out his hand and shook it with me. It seemed that he was already familiar with modern etiquette. Then he smiled and said, "brother Xiaoqiang, where did you come from?"
address each other as brothers? As for my special status, I don't feel much about being brothers with the emperor, but it's the first time I've talked to monks and peers. I said with a dry smile: "I just went to the Qin Dynasty."
Xuanzang took my hand and rushed down and said, "I'll introduce you to Xiaoqiang, the host here. Let's get closer in the future. Well, let's stop here for today's class."
The following people seemed to have some unfinished business. They sighed in a low voice and began to pack up their books and leave their seats. A child fiercely stood up and said, "Xiaoqiang, have you seen my brother?"
His words startled me. Look at him, this is a boy of sixteen or seventeen. Although his face was wrinkled, his hair was sparse, and he was still a little childish, he spoke with a muffled voice, which shocked the faint echo of the whole classroom. As soon as he stood up, he blocked the sight of the man behind him. The man was a big man with a golden face, with a slight beard and looked very powerful. The man stretched out his hand and pulled the boy and said, "sit down and block me."
The boy shook his hand, turned back and said angrily, "Yuwen boy, do you want to die again?"
The golden faced man was not angry, but smiled.
Yuwen? There seems to be only Yuwen Chengdu among the eighteen heroes, right? If so, listen to the voice of the child in front of him, is it... Li Yuanba?
I've opened my eyes today. Tang Xuanzang is the same as the gatekeeper. Sixteen year old clown Li Yuanba——
When the clown saw that I didn't answer him, he asked, "Hey, ask you."
I said carefully, "is your brother Li Shimin?"
"Yes!"
"Well... You'll see your brother a few days earlier. I'm going to the Qin Dynasty this time, so I didn't see him either."
The clown let out a disappointed cry. Turning back, he said to Yuwen Chengdu, "Yuwen boy, let's practice two wrestles. Among these people, you can compete with me."
Yuwen Chengdu said with a smile, "even if you don't call uncle, should big brother always call me?" Then he packed up his things, stood up and walked out. The clown took his arm for fear that he might run away, but said, "bah, if you can win me."
I looked at their backs and worried, "what's going to happen to them?"
Xuanzang said with a smile, "don't worry, I've dissolved the gratitude and resentment between them."
I was stunned, then grabbed Xuanzang's hand and shook it vigorously: "how did you do it?"
Xuanzang Heshi said, "the Buddha Dharma is boundless, and it is right to turn around. This is the original intention of the poor monk to go to Tianzhu to learn scriptures." Well, these two words are a bit like a monk.
I still shook his hand and said, "Wukong, are they all fine?"
Xuanzang smiled and said nothing. Maybe I wasn't serious enough. I suddenly thought of what the monkey's master would do if the monkeys beat the Buddha. It can be seen that Wukong... His monkey is not reliable.
At this time, as soon as I came in, I noticed that the man with a face on the ground came to us and said cordially, "Xiaoqiang. I've heard a lot about your name."
I quickly hugged my fist and said, "is this brother Qin?"
Don't wait for Qin Qiong to speak. The handsome guy who had been inseparable from him said, "cousin, there are people who know you everywhere."
Qin Qiong introduced me: "this is my cousin Luo Cheng."
Luo Cheng and I nodded slightly. I don't like this boy. I think he's old and insincere. Although he has skills, he's too Yin to be seen by anyone. He's arrogant. Although Xiang Yu and second master Guan are also proud, they'd rather die if they hit a nail. This boy can't cheat anyone who has more skills than him. I... well, he shouldn't cheat me.
Qin Qiong took my hand and came to a burly old man with white beard. She respectfully introduced me: "this is the patron king, Lord Yang Lin Yang."
Yang Lin glanced at Qin Qiong and snorted, but he was still polite to me. Qin Qiong said awkwardly, "adoptive father, are you still angry with me?"
Yang Lin finally sighed and said, "you and I are their own masters, and I can't blame you. When you see my cry, brother Yang and I see your cry, brother Qin Qiong are all right."
Qin Qiong looked gloomy and saluted Lao Yang again. Then she took me to a man standing near the window. The man with a mustache stood silent in front of the window and didn't say much to anyone. She was depressed. Qin Qiong whispered, "second brother..."
The head didn't turn back, but I just looked out of the window. I couldn't help wondering, "is this second brother... Shan xiongxin, second brother Shan?"
Shan xiongxin turned his head in surprise and said with a forced smile, "Oh, you know me too?"
"Who doesn't know brother Shan?" Although I'm not familiar with the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the most common thing I heard when I listened to the storytelling was "heroes in the South seven and the North 63 provinces always scoop the big stronghold leader Shan Tongshan xiongxin", which was almost recited as a doggerel. When I was a child, my blood was boiling when I read this line. Then I would most admire this kind of person: the boss of the underworld.
Shan xiongxin patted me heavily on the arm and simply talked to me. He was heroic and hearty. Then he talked to Lao Wang. He didn't look at Qin Qiong from beginning to end. I wondered and asked Qin Qiong, "second brother, aren't you the best brother?" Qin Qiong fell into heaven county and became a mace to sell horses. Finally, Shan xiongxin took her back to Erxian village. They became brothers of life and death. I still know the story.
Qin Qiong shook her head and said with a wry smile, "it's a long story..."
At this time, I felt that someone pinched my neck. Looking back, a bold man was staring at me. He saw me turn around and pretended to be angry and said, "boy, why don't you come to see me and despise me?"
I said with a smile, "I'm looking for you. You must teach me your three axes when you have a chance."
The big man laughed and said, "you are so clever. It's a deal." This man is naturally Cheng Yaojin. What I told him about asking for three axes is not all polite. I have been trying hard to find an effective attack method. Xu Cheng Yaojin has three axes and Xu Xiaoqiang has three bricks!
At present, under the guidance of Qin Qiong, I met many others. I learned later that almost half of the 18 heroes are generals of Sui Dynasty. This is a very abnormal ranking list. There is no position at all. Naturally, many of them are Qin Qiong's enemies. This can be seen from Qin Qiong's embarrassing introduction to me, which also shows Qin Qiong's kindness.
Although it seems that these people are still difficult to deal with, I am also very satisfied. I don't ask them to live in harmony like the four heavenly kings and Liangshan heroes, as long as they don't fight. All this is due to Xuanzang. This time, I sincerely went to Xuanzang and said with emotion: "I'm convinced, master." I can see that the reason why these people can get together is all because they listen to Xuanzang's lessons. What can make people calm down and listen regardless of their enemies. This is more painful to me than the mystery of Bruce Lee's sudden death.
Xuanzang said, "don't call me a master. I'm not a master. Just call me Xuanzang."
I said with a dry smile, "it's no good. You're embarrassing me."
Xuanzang said, "then just like them, call me Miss Chen."
"Miss Chen?"
"My laity name is Chen."
I scratched my head and said, "don't monks jump out of the three realms and are not in the five elements? Do you remember the layman's last name?"
Xuanzang said with a smile, "that's what I said. I became a monk when I was a teenager. Why don't you remember?"
Me: "..." it's not the same thing. According to the eminent monk, if someone asks for the name of a layman, don't they usually have to close their eyes and say "I've forgotten"? Even if I left home last year.
I said with a smile: "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Chicken is also a dog and chicken - I suddenly thought of a contradiction: since it doesn't matter what you call it, why can't you call it a master?
I was thinking so, so I heard Xuanzang say, "what kind of fallacies are you talking about? It's empty. What else can I tell you?"
Me: "