V3.Chapter 149

Li Shimin, dressed in a Dragon Robe but without a crown, walked in casually with a smile. Seeing my strange posture, he couldn't help looking at me more and said, "is this the person recommended by Uncle Bao?"

I arched my hand up and said, "it's me."

Fang Xuanling pulled me aside and whispered, "don't look up."

Why don't you look up and shoot the public enemy?

Li Shimin smiled and said, "haven't you been to the ceremony Department yet? Well, get flat."

Fang Xuanling looked at me reproachfully and then got up. In fact, I understand that if the emperor doesn't let you look up when facing the saint, you can't take the initiative to look at others, otherwise they can understand that you have the intention of stabbing the saint, not to mention the ordinary people. Even if the ministers don't have a wat board to block their sight in the golden hall? It can be seen that the emperor can't read casually. It's like reading texts in primary school. If you want to see where the teacher is, the teacher will slap the table and say, "read, what do you think I do?" Because he also knows that you don't have any good intentions where he is. He probably wants to steal a bubble gum or something——

I stood up and secretly patted the soil on my knees, waiting for the king to enter the urn. Li Shimin probably hasn't seen such lovely people as me for a long time. He smiled and asked, "who is it?" He sat down at the bottom of the teacup.

I said casually, "the eastern Turks of the Tang Dynasty."

Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling looked at each other and smiled, which meant they could not help laughing. He slowly opened the tea with the lid of the tea cup, took a sip and said, "how do you know Lord Yi?"

I stared at the tea in his hand and said casually, "Lord Yi is in our house now."

"Oh?" Li Shimin suddenly scratched his head and said, "how can I look at you familiar?" Then he subconsciously drank a mouthful of water.

I relaxed and sat in my chair: "just look familiar. Haven't you just come out of our house?"

Fang Xuanling said, "don't be presumptuous."

Stunned, Li Shimin put down his tea cup and said with a smile, "Xiaoqiang, why are you here?"

I laughed and said, "brother Li, aren't you looking forward to me - is the princess of the Tang Dynasty ready for me?"

Fang Xuanling was surprised and said, "this... Emperor, do you know each other?"

Looking at the prime minister who had retired to the second line and didn't know himself, Li Shimin and I laughed. Li Shimin said, "I don't just know, this is my prime minister."

Fang Xuanling looked pale and said, "what about me?"

I comforted him and said, "don't worry, Mr. Fang. I won't stay long. I'll leave right away."

Fang Xuanling looked at me gratefully and wiped his sweat.

Li Shimin asked me, "where are you going?"

I grabbed his hand and said, "brother Li. I beg you to come."

Li Shimin smiled and said, "before, I could only seal you a short title, but now it's not what it used to be. As long as it's in Datang, you can say anything."

I said with a smile, "this may be outside the Tang Dynasty."

Li Shimin said, "overseas, our Datang also has a certain influence."

I said directly, "lend me 500000 soldiers."

... half an hour later, Li Shimin, who found out the situation, said, "do you mean to let our troops of the Tang Dynasty help the people of the Song Dynasty fight?"

I said, "it's not for the Song Dynasty. It's for me."

Li Shimin paced back and forth, "but Xiaoqiang, you know, the standing army of Datang is about 500000, not even 500000."

I was surprised and said, "no, so few?"

Li Shimin said, "it's time to recuperate soon after China was founded. The army should not be too many. Many soldiers have to take into account farming and lend you 500000. What if it's difficult at the border?"

I put a phone on the table and said, "it's easy to do. Call me then and say nothing can miss your business. When you call, I'll cheer you first with the Qin Dynasty and Xiang Yudi soldiers. With 250000 people in Liangshan, there are almost 1 million."

Li Shimin's eyes brightened and said, "is this true?"

"Do I dare to cheat the emperor? Don't worry, this phone is free of monthly rent. As long as there is a radio, it can be called for 100 years. I turn it on 24 hours. There is our server on Liangshan, and the signal is absolutely full..." it's a waste if I don't sell my mobile phone!

Li Shimin thought for a while and resolutely said, "well, I'll safely and boldly lend you 500000 people. Don't forget your promise."

I see. Originally, Li Shimin didn't want to lend it to me, but he was excited under my reciprocal conditions, although it was a little insufficient, man. But I have to admit that he is a good leader. There is no eternal friend or eternal enemy in this world, only eternal interests. No matter whether he is for his own people or for his own rule, he puts the great cause of the country first.

Li Shimin lightly nodded his forehead and said, "one more thing, 500000 people are not a small number. Who do you plan to unify the army? If you can't list the right candidates, I can't promise."

I said with a smile: "brother Li, you forgot, brother Qin, they are still with me."

Li Shimin was a little stunned, and then said happily, "that's no problem. I'll wait for your news in those three days, but I can only bring 10 days of rations."

Cheapskate, how did I meet such an emperor? However, I calculated that the road from the Tang Dynasty to the Song Dynasty is very close. The 10 day ration means that I have to solve the problem within 10 days after they arrive. It should be enough.

I got up and said, "that's it. I have to hurry to Lao Zhao."

"Lao Zhao?"

"Zhao Kuangyin."

Li Shimin suddenly smiled and said, "Oh, say hello to him for me. Welcome him to be a guest if it's convenient."

I frowned and said, "I haven't figured out how to take medicine for him."

Li Shimin said, "it would be easier if you could sneak into the palace. We emperors usually take a nap. I talked to Lao Zhao, and so did he. You can take this opportunity to put the medicine directly in his mouth."

I nodded thoughtfully, "then I'll go."

Li Shimin smiled and said, "I'm so inconvenient now. Let Xuanling send me off. Xiaoqiang won't blame brother Li?"

Seeing that the two of us were talking so recklessly, Fang Xuanling's eyes had been straight for a long time. Only then did he suddenly return to his mind and lead the way rigidly in front: "please, Lord Xiao."

When I came out, I saw Fang Xuanling's face was unnatural. I took him by the arm and said with a smile, "Lord Fang, the emperor personally appointed my prime minister. Everything is a joke we make casually. Don't take it to heart. I'm only a two hundred and fifty illiterate. If the emperor really likes me, he won't be Li Shimin."

Fang Xuanling trembled - Li Shimin's name could not be shouted. However, he was finally relieved to hear me say this. In fact, he also saw that I was not expected to be prime minister. In addition, as soon as I handed in the solid foundation, Lao Fang's heart was finally put in my stomach, and his look slowed down a lot. He said comfortably, "what did Lord Xiao say?"

I asked him quietly, "just now the emperor said that there were only 500000 standing stock in the country. Is it true or false?"

Fang Xuanling scratched his head and said, "it depends on what you say. It's right to say that the standing stock is 500000..."

I heard what he said and hurriedly said, "with the reserve, it's far more than that?"

"Hehe, reserve, the name sounds fresh. It's good. With reserve, it's more."

"About how many?"

"The constant is about 2 million people." Fang Xuanling saw that I was no threat to him. He was also Li Shimin's subway buddy, so he had no scruples when talking.

I took a cold breath: "2 million? How about combat effectiveness?"

Fang Xuanling said: "how to say. These people serve in turn, and their combat effectiveness is at the same level. You can say that these 2 million people are standing troops, or that the 500000 people who are serving are on duty reserves."

This Li Shimin has a great hand!

My thief smiled and said, "Lord Fang, I want to ask you a favor."

Fang Xuanling said firmly, "as long as Xuanling can help, we will try our best."

"You can certainly help me. Didn't the emperor promise to lend me 500000? Tell him and give me an extra 100000 200000 land."

"It's... hard to do."

I patted him hard on the shoulder: "the emperor values you so much. Why don't you just make up a reason?" Seeing that he was still hesitating, I said half jokingly and half seriously, "I won't go if you don't help me. I have to experience how big the prime minister is..."

Fang Xuanling smiled bitterly and said, "200000 dare not say, 100000 must be offered." He said mysteriously. "It must be the most elite army in Datang."

I said with satisfaction, "well, I'll go and wait for you - 600000."

I got in the car. First sighed, how do you think? How do you feel like an illegal fund raiser, rolling up a bag, driving a broken car, fooling around.

With this 600000 yuan, I feel a little relieved. The great cause of illegal fund-raising must continue. The next stop is Zhao Kuangyin in the early Song Dynasty.

In fact, it's not difficult to borrow soldiers. The most troublesome thing for me is to take medicine for your majesty. Borrowing soldiers is great. It's over if you don't lend them, but it's theoretically harder to let them take medicine than to assassinate them.

Fortunately, there was a letter of introduction from brother Qin in the Tang Dynasty. Li Shimin in the Song Dynasty gave me a clue that Zhao Kuangyin would take a nap between 2 and 4 p.m. every day... I was thinking about it. As soon as the car stopped, I looked up and saw the magnificent palace gate. Now, I don't need someone to lead the way.

I've been to the imperial palace a lot, and I subconsciously know what's going to happen - sure enough, a group of guards shouted at me, then rushed at me with weapons and shouted, "there's an assassin!"

I wonder why the emperors are so hospitable. They have to make their home like a sterile area. Assassins are also guests.

I opened the door and rushed out, scolding, "what are you shouting?"

When the guards saw me, they knelt down and shouted, "emperor!"

I turned my back and said with satisfaction, "well, if you are loyal to your duty, you will not be guilty. Get up."

The guards got up from the ground. I felt my face, moved my mouth, and walked in grandly - face changing gum is very good! This is the only way I can think of.

I was crazy as soon as I left the guard's sight. Where can I find Zhao Kuangyin in such a big palace? Look up at the sky. It's half an afternoon. It's an opportunity. I ran away. After passing the golden hall, I came to the living area. A row of palace maids were walking in front of me. When I saw me, I hurriedly knelt down, and I ignored them. I walked through like a wind, and two little eunuchs came at the head. Naturally, I worshipped without saying a word... I was like a sickle with a sharp wind. Everywhere I went, people fell in awe, but Zhao Kuangyin still had no idea where he was. The taste of gum in his mouth had begun to fade. I suddenly patted my head hard: silly x, in the palace. Don't everyone know where Zhao Kuangyin is except me?

This will happen to be a little palace girl just saw me like the wind, scared to quickly go to the ground, I pulled her way: "don't be busy kneeling. I asked you, Zhao..." the little palace girl probably just entered the palace, not familiar with the etiquette, listen to the emperor asked, she looked up and stared at me, and I was glad to say a clever word, He hurriedly changed his mouth and said, "I ask you, where do I usually sleep?"

The little maid thought that the emperor was checking her knowledge, and said unequivocally, "Cuiwei Pavilion."

I took her and ran: "take me!"

The little maid stood still. I said in a hurry, "are you brave enough to resist the purpose?"

The little maidservant timidly said, "no, but the Emperor... You've gone the wrong way."

"Er... I just test you and lead the way."

So the little maid in waiting was in front, and I followed behind. Along the way, I saw her twist her waist. Her posture was very beautiful, but she couldn't twist three meters in most of the day. My gum almost chewed the smell of a tire. I shouted, "run with!"

Little girl, listen to me. "Whoosh" jumped more than 20 meters away. It's difficult for her to wear embroidered shoes. I almost got rid of me. It's definitely faster than Jones who took banned drugs. I shouted: "run slowly..."

Finally, I came to the door of Cuiwei Pavilion smoothly. The little maid returned to her weak appearance and stood aside. I was out of breath for a long time. It seemed that there was a slight snore inside. Zhao Kuangyin should still be taking a nap. I was relieved, patted the little maid on the ground and said, "kid, it's not bad. Do you want to go home?"

The little maid said, "I..."

I said, "I've decided to set you free. Go home now."

"Emperor..."

Regardless of the little maid's complicated expression, I stepped into the inner room and felt a subtle change on my face. Fortunately, Zhao Kuangyin was a big family. No one could find two people with the same appearance. I was blind when he wanted to live in a single dormitory.

When I came in, I found that Lao Zhao was snoring loudly, his strong body was disorderly, and he was sleeping soundly. I took out a blue medicine, rushed into his bed with an arrow, pinched his mouth and threw it into him. Lao Zhao coughed a few times and fell asleep again.

The emperor seems to lack sleep. According to Li Shimin, most of them have to go early at four or five in the morning, and then work all day during the day. Sometimes they go to the court without sleeping. That is to say, you have to do something as long as you are awake for 24 hours, so in history, there are few Ming kings and many unconscious kings, People who like to sleep in usually can't do this job.

Zhao Kuangyin slept for a while again. When he arrived, he suddenly sat up like an alarm clock. He saw a local man sitting there, rubbed his face, looked at me, and said in a dreamy way, "Xiaoqiang is coming?"

"Ah... Here we are."

He got up, took a drink from Yuzhan, got out of bed, pulled up his shoes and said, "go and play chess with Lao Li (Shimin) and Lao Zhu (Yuanzhang)."

I said with a smile, "emperor, this is not talent cultivation. Lao Li and Lao Zhu have adhered to their posts."

Zhao Kuangyin looked at the silk baskets and brocade curtains behind him and the Dragon robes on his body. He laughed at himself and said, "shit, I'm sleeping. I'm dreaming in my dream."

"Brother Zhao, it's not a dream. You're the emperor again."

Zhao Kuangyin woke up again for a long time. Then he patted his head and said, "Oh, I see. You came to me!"

I smiled and said, "I finally woke up. This is."

At this time, there was a faint sob outside. Zhao Kuangyin wondered, "what's the matter outside?"

I glanced at her and said, "Oh, she's a little maid who runs very fast. Because she's meritorious in bringing me to you, I let her go home. I don't know how to cry -"

Zhao Kuangyin picked up the water and took another sip. Then he said, "can you stop crying? It's all hard to ask the way in. Let you quit."

Me: "