V3.Chapter 175

I turned my shoulders back and forth and said, "my in laws haven't forgotten me."

Zhang Liang motioned the soldiers to let go of me, pulled me aside and said, "Why are you here? King Han often talked about you. We all thought you were no longer under Xiang Yu."

I said, "I didn't work for him."

Zhang liangduan looked at me for a while and said, "what's the matter with General Xiao coming at this time?"

I said, "can you take me to the king of Han?"

Zhang Liang warned, "the king of Han is busy. Can you tell me something first?"

I squinted at him and said, "brother Zifang is not afraid of me being a lobbyist?"

Zhang Liang smiled uneasily: "where, where."

I said, "it's hard to be obedient. You don't understand your master? Even if I really intercede with King Xiang, can he listen?" If Zhang Liang wants to really understand Liu Bang, he will not worry about it. Compromise when he loses power and kill all when he gains power are the two basic characteristics of Liu Bang, which will send lobbyists to no avail at all.

Zhang Liang hesitated and said, "in that case, please wait here."

After a while, Zhang Zifang smiled and said, "the king of Han really hit it off with brother Xiaoqiang. You can't care about anything. Brother Xiaoqiang, please."

As soon as I walked ahead, Zhang Liang winked at the two guards at the door, and the two guards followed me into Liu Bang's Royal tent. That's what Zhang Liang liked about Liu Bang. For the sake of his master, he didn't hesitate to be a villain. It's reasonable to say that I helped them out at the Hongmen banquet. How can I be regarded as half a friend. But at this sensitive moment, Zhang Liangsheng feared that I might threaten Liu Bang in some extreme way, and did not relax his vigilance against me at all.

Liu Bang, dressed in his casual clothes at home, was sitting in front of him to study the map. When he saw me coming in, he opened his hands and said, "brother Xiaoqiang, you make me miss it!"

I also smiled and said, "I've seen the king of Han -"

Liu Bang pulled me and said, "what are you doing? We are friends who go to the bathroom together!"

Although I know that this is Liu Bang's usual social trick, I still feel a lot easier. In the group of five, I have the deepest feelings with two silly fat people, but Liu Bang is the most congenial. We are a real class of people. I looked at him and laughed. Liu Bang saw the two guards behind me and changed his color and said, "go out, who let you in!"

As soon as the two guards went out, they heard Zhang Liang's voice scold: "Haosheng doesn't understand the rules. General Xiaoqiang and the king of Han are like brothers. You dare to suspect him - come on. Drag down and beat the 30 army staff." The master and servant are a perfect match.

After the guards withdrew, Liu Bang saw me laughing and knew that I had seen through their tricks. He smiled without any embarrassment. He took my hand and said, "Xiaoqiang, I really miss you."

From this sentence, I can see that he has seven true feelings. This title has been changed. The explanation also took me as an outsider, and I really missed him - the group of five saw him at least since we parted, so I couldn't help shouting, "Bang... Brother Liu, I miss you too."

Liu Bang was stunned and then said with a smile: "until now, I can't understand a question: you really helped me twice in Hongmen. I can feel that you really wanted to save me. At that time, you didn't think of today? So I always wanted to ask you, why did you help me at that time?"

After adjusting my excitement, I said, "I fell in love with King Han at first sight. I don't want you and brother Yu to kill each other."

When Liu Bang heard the words "kill each other", he was obviously stunned and returned to normal. He said faintly, "I heard you came from Xiang Yu?" I nodded.

"Oh, I haven't heard from you recently. I thought you were going to make another investment. I'm going to look for you all over the world as soon as the immediate thing is over. What's the matter with you today?"

Gradually I also saw that Liu Bang really wanted me to be true. More from the perspective of mining talents. Xiaoqiang's reputation is too bad when he runs 100000 troops with a smile. The limelight covers Han Xin. Although Bangzi is in power now, he still needs a lot of talents. As for saying that I saved him, the past is over. Compared with the world, this little favor is nothing.

Looking at Liu Bang's eyes, I just wanted to say something. Liu Bang suddenly waved his hand and said, "we have a word in advance. Even if you ask me for a high official and high salary, I can meet you right away, but if you plead with Xiang Yu, don't be polite, otherwise don't blame your 'brother Liu' for turning his face ruthlessly!"

... what else can I say? Originally, I wanted to get acquainted with him first, and then coax him to drink the medicine, but he has his own way of working as a bachelor. He said the ugly words first.

Seeing that I was speechless, Liu Bang smiled and said, "well, you go to rest first, and we'll talk again when I wipe out the remaining troops of Xiang Yu."

I was in a hurry. I picked up the brush in one hand, weighed it and put it down. I picked up another inkstone. I was still dissatisfied, shook my head and put it down

Liu bangzheng wanted to run away. Seeing my strange behavior, he asked, "what are you doing?"

At this time, I had pinched a three legged bottle and said, "I didn't do anything. I just wanted to toast brother Liu."

Liu Bang said with a smile, "it's said that Xiang Ji is good at drinking and there is wine in the military account. I'm not him. It's not too late for us to drink again in the future."

At this meeting, I moved my hand to the three legged bottle and touched a silver pot more than a foot high. I grabbed the silver pot and made do with Liu Bang while saying, "King Han, take a step slowly, I..."

Liu Bangning said, "what?"

"Here's to you!" As I spoke, I grabbed the handle of the pot and a guy buckled it on the back of Liu Bang's head. Liu Bang gave a cry and staggered forward. I pulled his sleeve and crouched down to pull out the blue medicine from his shoes. Liu Bang was surprised and angry and shouted, "what do you want to do?"

I grabbed him, half threatening and half pleading: "wait for me for a moment, and you'll understand everything after eating this..." but the more urgent I was, the more I couldn't pull it out. My forehead sweated and I simply kicked off my shoes. I was also very angry when I saw that there was a hole in my sock. The blue medicine had already got into the sock. I pinched the little thing and squeezed it out of the hole. Holding it up, I stuffed it into Liu Bang's mouth. Liu Bang was surprised, shook his head left and right, struggled, and said, "poison!"

I was like coaxing a child to take medicine and said softly, "you smell it. How can such a fragrant thing be poison?"

Liu Bang clenched his teeth. Use your mouth to say to me, "smell it yourself - come on!"

I really smelled the poison myself! No wonder an Daoquan said I had beriberi

At this time, someone at the door heard something wrong, and did not dare to break in without authorization. He carefully asked, "King Han, do you have any orders?"

Liu Bang shook his head desperately, but he didn't dare to open his mouth and shout. I was cruel. He picked up the pot and gave it to his head again. The boy had a pain and his teeth loosened. I took the opportunity to cover his mouth with the medicine, and then hold his nose with both hands. Liu Bang couldn't bear it. Gasped: "Ha -" the medicine went down

Liu Bang's whole body was electrified. A glimmer of despair flashed in his eyes. He pushed me away, got up, pinched his neck, jumped high and cried, "what did you give me to eat?"

I chased his ass and said, "good. Drink more water and the drug will attack."

When Liu Bang heard that he was terrified, he jumped behind the table and avoided me. I chased him with the silver pot. Liu Bang jumped inside and outside like a rabbit hit by an arrow and shouted, "come on, I'm dying!" The footsteps at the door were noisy, and several guards rushed in at once. At the last moment, I finally caught Liu Bang again. When I wanted to fill his mouth with a few saliva, I found that the pot in my hand had been leaked by me. Seeing the guards rush up, I casually touched the inkstone on the table, pressed Liu Bang's inclined inkstone corner and dropped all the ink into his mouth. The guards were so scared that they rolled me down with two hands and dragged me out of my neck collar. The others drew their swords. It seems that if I didn't dare to splash blood on the king's account, I would be killed on the spot. I understand that life and death is a matter of these seconds. I try my best to pull my hand to the ground, stretch my neck and shout: "Liu Bang, bang word, you dog day, dare you kill me?"

The guards dragged me out without saying a word. Up to now, the crime of dereliction of duty has been settled. If I behave well, I can still live. I even scratched and scratched the ground out of a ditch. In the twinkling of an eye, I was dragged to the door. Looking at Liu Bang, there was a big blood bag on his head and black ink on the corners of his mouth. I sat at the table with my legs forked for a moment, Suddenly, he waved weakly and said, "get out of here."

As soon as I saw Liu Bang's eyes, I knew that the medicine had worked. I grabbed the door frame with my hand and said to the guards who pulled me: "do you hear me, let you all get out."

The guards said, "don't worry, we'll take good care of you before we die!"

Liu Bang said, "leave Xiaoqiang here. I'll forgive you for your innocence."

The guards looked at Liu Bang and looked at each other. It seemed that they were judging whether Liu Bang had been fooled by me. They were talking nonsense. Liu Bang said, "go." These talents hesitated and went out.

I got up and asked, "are you okay?"

Liu Bang rubbed the big bag on his forehead and said sadly, "Why are you here now - have you given the big man medicine long ago?"

I wonder, "how do you know everything?" Although he has seen blue medicine, I haven't told him anything about heaven.

Liu Bang snorted and said, "guess it all. Since we live again, the last life we think of after taking blue medicine is naturally in your days."

I have to say this boy is smart!

Liu Bang asked again, "how are brother Ying and Shishi?"

I said, "they all live in brother Ying. It's very good."

Liu Bang sighed, "so I'm the last one to take medicine, vomit -"

"What's the matter with you?" I asked.

"I feel sick when I think of the place where you took out the medicine. Can't you son of a bitch think of a good way?"

I said with a smile, "you are satisfied. You don't know where those drug traffickers put their drugs."

Liu Bang: "vomit -"

I said, "OK, OK, let's talk about other places later. First solve the matter of brother Yu. If he loses, he will lose. You won't kill him now?"

Liu Bang spat hard at the ink in his mouth and got up and said, "who said, the big man must die!"

I stared at him as if I didn't know him

Liu Bang said, "understand the spirit - I don't care what you do, even a helmet and a dress. In short, it will create the illusion that the big man is dead."

I was relieved: "why?"

Liu Bang said, "if he doesn't die, someone will always run out and make trouble with me under his banner. When will the world be peaceful? People are so dirty now, especially more people want to fish in troubled waters."

I nodded and said, "that's true." I kind of understand why Xiang Yu can't handle Liu Bang. Anyway, Liu Bang thinks of the world after all. If he changes places, Xiang Yu can't think so much. Too arrogant people can never be good leaders.

I said, "what about his 50000 people. What are you going to do?"

Liu Bang seemed a little puzzled. He spread his hands again and said, "you won't be childish to this extent? Why make an example of the world if these 50000 people don't die? Then it will be 100000 and 500000 against me, which is more and which is less?"

I said anxiously, "but brother Yu..."

Liu Bang said sarcastically, "Oh, I guess what he said. Women's benevolence. Don't look at the boy's appearance like a tough man. In fact, my daughter-in-law is better than him in war!"

I looked left and right and said, "yes. Is your sister-in-law there? I'll see you." I've long heard that Liu Bang's wife is very beautiful. She hasn't had a chance to see it.

Liu Bang said, "don't mention her - how about Feng Feng?"

"... never contacted."

Liu Bang rubbed his hands and said, "that bitch is really strong in bed..."

I sank my face and said, "where the fuck is this? Get down to business!"

Liu Bang scratched his head and said, "what do you think of me? I don't care about the sudden death. Anyway, even if I'm really dead now, someone will kill me. If you don't come here, it's time to sing the song of Chu."

I said: "it's really troublesome. I wish I could transfer together..." I jumped up fiercely, "yes, I can!" Liu Bang also jumped up: "I really believe it!"

I said helplessly, "I really can."

Liu Bang said, "I really believe it."

After telling him that we opened the military road to surround the golden Wushu place. Liu Bang threw his lips and said, "don't say hello to such a lively opportunity - Hey, how's the steamed stuffed bun?"

"Don't J8 ask blindly, brother Hanwang. My son will produce finished products next month. Please be the godfather at that time. How about this method?"

Liu Bang thought for a moment and said categorically, "no, 50000 people are flying around. It's the monkey king who fights with me? You let me sit like the emperor. How can the people be stable?"

After thinking for a long time, I had an idea and said, "isn't it the Wujiang River not far from here? Can I let these 50000 people jump into the river?"

Liu Bang simply said, "OK... But are they willing?"

"I drive the military road next to the Wujiang River..."

Liu Bang nodded and said, "it's almost the same. I'll make an opening for you in the direction of Wujiang when we make a deal."

I ran to the tent door and shouted to the guards, "bring me my things!"

The guard saw that Liu Bang didn't object. He hurried to bring me all the things searched from me. I picked up the phone and called Liu Laoliu. Liu Laoliu said after listening: "smelly boy, you can find something. You're a global GPS locator. It takes a lot of time."

I said, "don't talk nonsense. You have to add ABS anti riot death to me. Otherwise, you'll wait for 50000 dead souls to settle with you!"

Liu Laoliu said, "two hours later. Time is too tight. I can only find a foothold for you at random. I don't know where to get it!"

I said, "OK, what's the password?"

Liu Laoliu said, "isn't this ready-made? I'm so angry that I'm unparalleled! Then I'll count where I go. I don't have a receipt password."

I hung up and said to Liu Bang, "I'll go back now. You'll let us go to Wujiang in two hours."

Liu Bang said, "OK."

I patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction: "you boy, it's interesting enough."

Liu Bang said, "well... There's something. Can you bring Feng Feng next time you come?"

I wonder: "it depends on whether Fengfeng is willing or not. Other people's piracy empire is also doing well and running to make a small for you?" I said with a bad smile, "she's really so strong in bed?"

Liu Bang sighed and said, "actually... I miss her."

I smiled and said, "look, although the medicine was pulled out of my socks, it still didn't fail."

Liu Bang: "vomit -"