Liu Bang: "shit, I'm gone. Did you hook up?"
I raised my middle finger at him and said, "Hello, Sister Feng."
Feng Feng said with a cheerful tone: "it's my strong son. When do you want those school uniforms?"
As soon as she said this, I remembered. A few days ago, Yan Jingsheng received a batch of summer school uniforms from her. There are about thousands of pieces. Our students' clothes are generally ordered from her. Although Fengfeng is pirated, the craft is not covered, and now it also begins to have its own brand.
I said, "how much is it?"
Feng Feng said, "the old rule is that if you add an employee to the cost price, you won't make any money."
I said with a smile, "Sister Feng is interesting enough!"
Feng Feng hummed, "who do you think I am? In the final analysis, our friendship belongs to our friendship. Can I talk to you because of a man?" Finally, she asked carefully, "that bastard Liu Ji ran home and abroad. The business is not adult. How can he live without people and die without corpses, not to hide from me?" At the beginning, Liu Bang told Feng Feng that he had another new lover in order to get rid of Feng Feng's thoughts. I admire Liu Bang very much. However, he said this only after running away for a farewell. Now it seems that he is worried.
I covered the phone and whispered to Liu Bang, "you said the woman missed you. Talk to her?"
Liu Bang hesitated and stretched out his hand and said, "give it to me."
I smiled and said to Feng Feng, "I'm here now. Let him tell you."
Liu Bang answered the phone and said carefully, "hello?"
Feng Feng said with a smile, "Lao Liu, it's boring. They're all adults. What's the mystery? Besides, I'm not going to pester you. What are you running for?"
Liu Bang said, "no... I really didn't expect to see you again."
"Have you run away from your debts? Tell me if you are short of money. Don't you still have dry stocks here?"
Liu Bang said, "No. take it and expand production. I'm actually here to collect an old debt. Now I've got it, but I can't see you."
I whispered, "I won the world and lost her..."
Feng Feng is also a kind of thick line person. She said carelessly, "so you're out of town? When will you come back and I'll invite you to dinner? That's the same sentence. Business is not human. Friends are still friends."
The two men were suddenly silent at the same time. Then he asked the other party at the same time, "are you okay?" Then I was silent again. I covered my cheeks and groaned, "it's really disgusting!"
Feng Feng was a little hoarse and said, "are you still up at night?"
Liu Bang: "three times a night."
Feng Feng said, "take care of your body. After all, you're not a boy of eighteen or nine."
Liu Bang was speechless for a moment, slowly hung up the phone, suddenly patted the table and shouted, "see, this is a woman!"
I said with a smile, "yes, I know she is a woman - it seems that you never get up at night when you live with us."
Liu Bang said decisively, "I must see Feng Feng again."
I wonder, "but you can't go back."
Liu Bang said, "you bring her."
"This..."
Liu Bang took my hand and said, "I know you're embarrassed, but for your brother Liu, just think of a way. It's really impossible. First find some people to tie her up, and I'll send fan Kuai to help you." I don't want it. Lao Fan let me run at the Hongmen banquet so that I didn't even eat pork. Can you follow me?
"My difficulties are easy to overcome," I pointed to the bedroom door and whispered, "but can you overcome your female tiger?" Female Pirate traffickers vs. Han empress - which female frequency mm wants to write this subject, let's use it!
Liu Bang said with a deep face, "let me think again."
I stood up and said, "take your time. I have to go back. There is no one to take care of the steamed stuffed bun."
Liu Bang sent me to the door and said, "if you really don't want to meet me here, let's meet fat man."
I said, "OK, let's wait until the steamed stuffed bun is born - by the way, if you're too lonely, I'll take you to the Ming Dynasty. Zhu Yuanzhang has a good mouth. He has many little girls and gives you ten or eight places."
Liu Bang said with emotion, "Hey, they are all in their 40s. Is this why? They just want to find someone who can talk."
"Speak three times a night? I'll go and recognize you as the godfather when my son is born."
Liu Bang nodded: "I won't seal the official position. The king is inherited and replaced, but it can only be passed on to the eldest son. If you really want to have a football team, I can't stand more than 20 of you, one man and three thousand miles side by side."
I laughed. Go out and get in the car and run towards the 21st century.
The steamed stuffed bun didn't call me much these two days. While worried about her ancestor Xiang Yu, she was also idle and bored. No, I picked up another one on the road. Once I heard that things were temporarily OK, I was going back. The steamed stuffed bun said excitedly, "drive quickly. Come back quickly."
I scolded: "you are not a thing more than Liu Bang's daughter-in-law. Do you urge men to drive fast?"
Steamed stuffed bun said happily: "just close your eyes and step on the accelerator, and expect someone on the road. What's the matter? Less nonsense. Come back quickly."
That's right. I stepped on the accelerator to the end, and the colors outside the window changed. I told me in a very special way that the current speed is unprecedented. To tell the truth, I miss my son a little. I haven't heard him swing bricks in his mother's stomach for several days.
After a long time, I finally got to the door of my house. When I came home, I saw that the steamed stuffed bun was waiting for me in the living room with a big stomach. I squatted in front of her and said, "let me hear what my son is doing."
Steamed stuffed bun pushed me away and said, "listen later. Are you tired? Do you want to take a break?"
I said casually, "not tired."
The steamed stuffed bun said happily, "if you're not tired, let's go!"
I was surprised and said, "where are you going?" I found a big bag at her feet, with toiletries and other messy things in it, as if she were going away.
The steamed stuffed bun said naturally, "let's pick up the big guys and they'll stay with the fat man for a while."
"... why?"
"What's the matter with you letting a big man live in a girl's house?"
I laughed and said, "does it have anything to do with you?" This heart fuck, who is whose ancestor.
Steamed stuffed bun said to me, "let's go."
I smiled and said, "then stay here. I'll send the big man to the fat man and come back."
Steamed stuffed bun angrily said, "are you pretending to be confused or really stupid? Are you busy with my mother in vain?" Then he kicked the bag on the ground.
Of course I know what she's thinking. The woman in front of me who was pregnant for nearly 10 months has a relapse - that love has been making fun again. So I can't bear to hear that Hua Mulan and Liu Bang are back!
I said earnestly, "your due date will come in more than ten days?"
Steamed stuffed bun said, "let's go and play for a few days and come back before that."
I jumped and said, "what do you think of watching the ball game? This is a son! It may not be accurate!"
Steamed stuffed bun saw that I was angry and bowed his head and said, "in fact, where is the child?"
I said flatly, "no, I can't go until I'm born!" Although the current hospital charges black fees, I am relatively relieved to let those nurses who wear gloves to cover their faces and look like killers to deliver the baby. There is one killer, fat man. Killers are fashionable enough, and delivery is probably even worse. It's even more outrageous to watch wenpo on TV. It's really like a fan - it'll make a fuss on the side.
Steamed stuffed bun quipped, "what's wrong? If all the children in the Qin Dynasty are born and die, is there still the Han Dynasty?" Oh, the knowledge of history has improved!
I said, "less nonsense!"
Seeing that I had no intention of compromise, Baozi suddenly held her stomach back on the sofa and groaned. Although I knew that she was probably pretending, I couldn't help asking, "what's the matter with you?" no way out. Steamed stuffed bun is the kid who grazes the sheep. Even if she calls the wolf 10000 times now, I have to take it seriously. That's just in case, because it's mine!
The steamed stuffed bun leaned against the sofa, closed his eyes and hummed, "I'm depressed..."
I shook my hand and said, "don't make trouble, ancestors. I've only heard of postpartum depression. How can there be prenatal depression?" And it's the first time I've seen depression causing stomachache.
Steamed stuffed bun suddenly opened his eyes and said, "as long as you take me, I promise you I won't be depressed after childbirth?"
I'm completely speechless, steamed stuffed bun and depression... Why is it so difficult for me to connect them? This is called holding heaven... Er, holding the little side by side king to make the old side by side king!
Steamed stuffed bun never let go of me. Finally he said angrily, "if I hadn't touched the steering wheel, I would have gone by myself!"
I stamped my foot and said, "I'm afraid of you. I agreed. I only went to play for two days."
The steamed stuffed bun "ha" turned out of the sofa, picked up the travel bag and jumped out of the door with two arrows. At the same time, he said proudly, "spare your essence like a ghost, and you can't turn out the five finger mountain of our Sima!"
I had a dull reaction for a long time, but I didn't understand the relationship between the three. I have to say that steamed stuffed bun has imperceptibly infected me - I'm afraid her way of thinking is the inspiration of my "I don't know who is a guest in my dream. Just make Hangzhou bianzhou".