The steamed stuffed bun didn't even look at me. He patted the window and said, "go."
I had no choice but to drive, shift gears, give oil, shift gears, and then give oil. I soon reached the top speed, but this time the feeling of lightness approaching the time axis has not arrived. Fortunately, the area in our community is large enough, so I drove around like an arrow rabbit, but I still can't.
The steamed stuffed bun said anxiously, "what's going on?"
"I don't know... By the way, did it happen last time?" I remember the first time I took steamed stuffed buns to the Qin Dynasty. It took me a long time to finish it. That was the first time such a sign appeared. As long as the car entered the time axis, it could go anywhere. For example, running from the Song Dynasty to the Qin Dynasty was no problem, but it seemed spiritual. As long as I didn't go out to play, especially from home, there would be a phenomenon of pushing and blocking.
The steamed stuffed bun said, "do you want to stop trying on the highway?"
I stared at her, slowed down and looked up. On the balcony of the villa opposite our house, two old men were playing chess. One was holding an enamel jar, sucking brick tea and spitting tea foam on the ground; The other is holding a gold wire inlaid coffee cup and savoring it slowly. Although there are no people nearby, he is still dressed like Liu He, two old gods.
I stopped the car, leaned my head out of the window and shouted, "Hi!"
They bowed their heads together. He Tiandou waved to me gracefully, but didn't speak. Gentlemen should always keep a good style. This distance is obviously not suitable for conversation unless you shout. Liu Laoliu knew that I couldn't be bored enough to say hello to myself. He put his neck on the balcony railing and shouted, "what's up?"
I shouted, "the car can't go!"
"Why are you looking for me? See if the carburetor is dirty. Grandpa is not a car repairer. Why don't you figure out what's wrong?"
I said, "don't talk nonsense. I can't get into the timeline."
Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou looked at each other and hurried down the stairs. Liu Laoliu took a quick step and lay down at the window and asked me, "what's the matter?"
Steamed stuffed bun and Liu Laoliu nodded to each other. I said, "I want to take her to the Qin Dynasty."
Liu Laoliu poked his head in and checked all kinds of instruments. I dare say he really knows how to repair the car. While looking at it, he asked, "are the driving steps right?"
I said, "nonsense, I've driven it for more than 100000 kilometers. I can't be wrong if I can't watch the traffic lights."
Liu Laoliu looked back at the later he Tiandou. They bit their ears. Liu Laoliu said to me firmly, "this must be a good thing!"
"What?"
Liu Laoliu said, "if you can't enter the time axis, it shows that the Tao of heaven is slowly restoring calm."
I said, "how can I see it?"
He Tiandou socket: "We add that the popular art on this car is actually based on the principle of the Tao of heaven. You know that the Tao of heaven monitors the two worlds of heaven and earth not to make it difficult for anyone. It is to ensure the peace of the two worlds. Therefore, whenever there is a situation in the human world, it will fluctuate. Popular art uses the power of this fluctuation to push you into the time axis, that is, you can cross the dynasty We are together with Tiandao to help you. Now Tiandao is gradually calming down. It's like your car battery is dead. Can you understand that? "
I gloated and said to the steamed stuffed bun, "I can't go."
The steamed stuffed bun's face changed color and said anxiously, "in the future, can't you get in forever?" I turned my face to look at Liu Laoliu. In fact, I am also very concerned about this problem. If the answer is yes, it is definitely not good news. In that case, once my customers' mobile phones run out of power, it will mean that we will lose contact forever. Xiang Yu is afraid that he can only settle in the Northern Wei Dynasty.
Liu Laoliu thought for a moment and said, "if the heavenly way is completely restored to calm, and then forced to use popular art, it will disturb it again. No one can poke the horse honeycomb."
The steamed stuffed bun looked weak and said, "I'm fucking depressed - what can I do?"
I pulled Liu Laoliu and said, "think of a way." Then he pointed to the steamed stuffed bun and said, "I can't poke the horse honeycomb."
Liu Laoliu said, "now the only way is for me to open a military path for you, but you have to come back before the peace of heaven. Otherwise, you have to stay in the Qin Dynasty forever."
... staying in the Qin Dynasty forever seems to cost a lot. You know, traveling and settling down in some places are two different things. I also want my son to learn computers.
The steamed stuffed bun ignored and said, "go first!"
Liu Laoliu said, "let's go first. I'll keep an eye on the trend of the heavenly way and inform you at that time."
I said helplessly, "then you can drive first."
Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou muttered a few words and then said to me, "let's go first. You can go by yourself later."
I thought for a moment and said, "you can drive me from Han Dynasty to Qin Dynasty. We have to pick up Liu Bang." Liu Bang has never been in contact with Bing Dao. I'm afraid he'll have an accident.
Liu Laoliu said, "as long as you leave your car in 2008, you can use it. Go by yourself." This is probably equivalent to going abroad. You have to have a passport to go abroad from home, but no one cares about you when you go to New York after Washington.
I said with a smile: "sample, the tone of monopolizing the industry is cow - by the way, you can open it directly from the Northern Wei Dynasty to the Qin Dynasty. I'll let Xiang Yu go by themselves."
Liu Laoliu said with a gloomy face, "you are better than us. We are at best a ticket cutter. You are the chief dispatcher."
The steamed stuffed bun clapped his hands and said, "go, go, go."
I glanced at her and said, "where are you going if the soldier door doesn't open?"
"What kind of soldier?" Steamed stuffed bun is also the first time to walk in the soldier's way.
I said, "there is a cloud of black smoke at the door."
The steamed stuffed bun pointed to the front and shouted, "come on, let's go."
I was too nervous. I started at her words. As a result, I was almost mad when I arrived - I don't know who lit a pile of garbage there.
Not long ago, the soldier crossing tailored for us was finally opened. This time, because it was used by our own people on a small scale, there was no password. Steamed stuffed bun shouted excitedly like a child on the train for the first time, just like he didn't walk through the porch of the city gate
Sure enough, she soon lost her freshness and said, "when can I get there?" After a while, the steamed stuffed bun suddenly said, "Qiangzi, what do you say we can't come back this time?"
I looked at her and said, "no, the old God will help watch."
"Well... Can't we go again when we come back?"
I sighed a long sigh. I've been thinking about this problem all the way. But there is no point. The change of heaven and earth makes it possible for us to wear it back together. It is a great gift. Now it has nothing to say to reopen this special channel. At least I can know that my customers are still alive - but after all, it is sad to leave and die.
I said, "I'll see you later. Just play. Don't say anything first."
Steamed stuffed bun nodded with worry
It's also the first time for me to cross the military path for a long distance, but I don't think it's too far. Although it's similar to the principle of time axis, it's based on the unit distance of years. But after all, it is for people to walk, not to deal with machines that can exceed the speed of light. Last time, it took more than three days for infantry to encircle Jin Wu from Qin to song.
After driving at a constant speed for less than 3 hours, a light suddenly appeared in front of us. The steamed stuffed bun wondered, "it's here so soon?" I wonder, too. This can save more than three times more time than before. As soon as the car came to the light, it was indeed Liu Bang's temporary palace. When a patrol of the Han Army saw them side by side, Wang drove the strange thing that hiccups and farts constantly. Not so surprised, they saluted me together. The steamed stuffed bun also put his hand out of the window and said, "Hello, I'm your big Secretary..."
"Shh! That's the Qin Dynasty." Pitifully, the steamed stuffed bun has an empty title of a big Sima. It also confused the dynasties. I went to the Han Dynasty to be an official of the Qin Dynasty. Isn't this looking for extermination.
I told the captain of the Han Army, "time is limited. We won't go in. Go and invite your majesty out."
Before the words fell, Liu Bang ran out with a small bag on his shoulder: "come, come." The Han army was shocked and quickly saluted. Liu Bang said, "you still go to Chang'an as planned. I'll be back in a few days." He smiled and looked into the car. When he saw that baozi wanted to get out of the car and meet him, he said in a voice: "don't move, don't move. Be careful I fuck my son."
Liu Bang got into the car, lay on my back and said, "I'm looking forward to you. After the war, a lot of messy things made me headache. Hurry to the fat man's place for two days."
I said, "you don't care who cares?"
"There's a woman in my house. She doesn't like doing it."
I said with a smile, "aren't you afraid that she usurped your land right when you're not here?"
Liu Bang stared and said, "dare! I leave her. I see which man dared to marry her in the Han Dynasty?"
Steamed stuffed bun said happily, "you are still so damaged."
Liu Bang and steamed stuffed bun met again for the first time since the last group of five. Liu Bang put his head on his two hands, looked at the steamed stuffed bun and said, "steamed stuffed bun is still so popular. Tell me when to divorce Xiaoqiang!" Steamed stuffed bun smiled back and slapped him.
I laughed and scolded, "dog day has no good words in his mouth. Do you believe I found more than a dozen emperors to kill you?"
Liu Bang winced and said, "by the way, Xiaoqiang is really better than me now. It seems that baozi is going to divorce you. No one dares to marry her again from ancient times until now, unless he marries abroad."
I looked up and smiled: "how about marrying abroad? Aren't you afraid of Zhang Xiaohua rewriting Western Fantasy?"
From Han Dynasty to Qin Dynasty, it was almost a matter of stepping on the accelerator. Since they arrived here, Li Shishi and Jin Shaoyan have lived in Xiao residence. Jing Ke also joined them. When we arrived at the door, our Xiao doormen were more used to it. After welcoming us out, another doorman asked me, "king Qi, do you want to clean the car?"
This is definitely a new service. I subconsciously asked, "is it free?"