I said, "what's the matter?"
Liu Bang said, "you said he wouldn't beat me?"
I laughed and said, "why did you go early?"
Li Shishi and ER silly rushed out of the room and said in surprise, "is it my cousin and sister-in-law?"
The steamed stuffed bun waved to her, "master."
Li Shishi hurried down the steps and helped her go in. He said happily, "is the little guy coming out soon?" After talking about the conversation, I saw Liu Bang and giggled, "brother Liu, I haven't seen you for a long time."
Liu Bangbai glanced at her and said, "did you see me?"
Two silly eyes stared at Liu Bang and said loudly, "are you coming?"
Liu Bang said happily, "Ke Zi is enough." Then he walked forward and stretched out his hand to Er Sha from a distance. In the group of five, he was closest to Er Sha. After all, Er Sha slept in the upper and lower bunks for half a year. Er Sha also smiled and stretched out his hand to come up... He went directly to me, took my hand and said, "how's it going recently?"
Liu Bangzha stayed there with one hand, and then fell down with anger. Everyone laughed when they saw the monkey traitor Han Gaozu planted in the fool's hand. I told him, "it's okay. Just get used to it. Don't take the initiative next time." I also had such a painful experience once. Er silly may not have intended it - his eyes really have the effect of beating around.
I asked Mr. Li, "Why are you two, brother Ying and Shaoyan?"
Li Shishi said: "brother Ying still has official business to deal with. Shaoyan went out to collect wind. He said he didn't need to set location for films of the Qin Dynasty in the future."
I skimmed my lips and said, "look, this is a man. If he is fresh, he will run out."
Liu Bang said, "as long as you don't pick flowers." Li Shishi pinched him.
Talking and laughing, I suddenly heard a loud salute outside: "your majesty!"
We looked out and saw Qin Shihuang holding Xiaohu Hai in one hand. People on both sides knelt on the ground. Fat Ying waved his hands casually and walked in proudly. Steamed stuffed bun said, "Yo, fat man is off work."
Liu Bang was lying on the window and looking out through the window paper. When I patted him, Liu Bang said, "what's the matter?"
I said, "you're not afraid of fat people playing with you just because you're afraid that big people will settle with you?" I pointed to Hu Hai. "You robbed the child's land."
Liu Bang hurried out and took Xiao Hu Hai in his arms: "come and hold him, uncle."
Qin Shihuang said unexpectedly, "Hey, why are you here?"
Liu Bang said, "you're not welcome?"
Fat Ying patted him hard on the back: "hang the skin!"
Hu Hai seemed very uncomfortable in Liu Bang's arms. He frowned and suddenly saw steamed stuffed buns. He jumped to the ground and shouted, "aunt steamed stuffed buns."
Steamed stuffed bun said with a smile, "aunt can't hold you now. I'll give you a chocolate candy."
Hu Hai stuffed a piece of chocolate into his mouth and smacked the taste. Then he took a piece with his small hand and said to Qin Shihuang, "father, too."
Fat Ying said, "my father doesn't eat. I'm hungry and have high blood sugar."
Because Liu Bang held him, Xiao Hu Hai gave Liu Bang: "then you eat."
With chocolate in his mouth, Liu Bang said with emotion, "the child is still so generous."
Hu Hai pointed to the belly of steamed stuffed bun and said to Qin Shihuang, "father, if my aunt has a brother, how about we make him king of Chu?"
Qin Shihuang smiled and said, "it's good."
Liu Bang murmured, "a pair of losers - Hu Hai, uncle told you. You can't give your own things to outsiders in the future, you know?"
Hu Hai grabbed the chocolate from his hand and put it in his mouth. "I see."
A group of us laughed and scolded, "don't teach bad children."
Seeing so many old friends, steamed stuffed bun was finally in a good mood and said, "eat. I'm hungry."
Fat Ying said, "eat SA (what). You see, you've been hungry for a long time."
The steamed stuffed bun said, "it's a pity that I can't move the spatula now. Why don't I have a table for you."
Liu Bang said, "then come to our reserved program - eat hot pot."
Hu Hai clapped his hands and said, "well, I like hot pot best."
Liu Bang was surprised and said, "have you eaten?"
Li Shishi smiled and took out the copper pot and said, "although it's the Qin Dynasty, the living conditions are much better than yours." Then he took a pile of tofu and wide flour, which Jin Shaoyan bought every time he came back. They were all placed in the Royal freezer of Qin Shihuang - the kind underground. Only a few people in the country could eat an ice stick in the summer of the Qin Dynasty.
We are busy making arrangements for food. Liu Bang came up to Qin Shihuang, touched Hu Hai's head and said, "brother Ying, I think it's necessary to explain to you about us..."
Qin Shihuang waved his hand: "SA Yebao Society (don't say anything)," he pointed and said foolishly, "if you care about it, you'll touch it (endless)."
Liu Bang said: "yes, I can't help myself when I'm in the Jianghu. Brother Ying is an understanding person - besides, it's Xiaoqiang..."
I shouted, "what's none of my business?"
Liu Bang said, "if you hadn't given me medicine, how could you get this field?"
I said angrily, "I'm not satisfied. I take the medicine in my socks at risk. I really should put the medicine in my anus like a drug dealer..."
Liu Bang: "vomit..."
We laughed. At present, this is the best time for the five people to get together after they separated. As for the contradiction between them, they have seen it in their previous life. As Qin Shihuang said, they have to worry about it. Almost all of my customers have to pinch up. Yuwen Chengdu and Li Bai have to be regarded as enemies, especially the change of rivers and mountains between their emperors. There is no hatred. A house, If you can't live and don't let others live, will the second-hand housing market be engaged in?
In the middle of the excitement, suddenly a servant came to report that a group of people had come to the door of the house. The man said his surname was Xiang and wanted to see Xiaoqiang.
Without waiting for me to say anything, Xiang Yu's rude laughter rang out in the yard: "I said to know Xiaoqiang is to know. Can I deceive you?" It was probably a direct break in. My servants didn't dare to take care of him because of his size, but were taught to be polite by Jin Shaoyan and his wife. Xiao residence has the potential to become a Hilton chain hotel in the Qin Dynasty.
In the blink of an eye, Xiang Yu had pushed the door and came in. Liu Bang's face changed greatly and slipped under the table.
Li Shishi and steamed stuffed buns greeted one after another: "brother Xiang." "Big man!" Behind Xiang Yu is Yu Ji with the same stomach. On both sides of her are small rings and Hua Mulan. Now even Er silly and the fat man stood up. Er silly stretched out his hand to Xiang Yu and said, "are you coming?"
Xiang Yu ignored him at all. Sure enough, er silly came directly to Hua Mulan. At present, he took her hand and said, "have you been doing well lately?" It seems that the big man was treated before.
The crowd exchanged greetings again. The steamed stuffed bun held Hua Mulan's hand and complained, "it's agreed to take me in the war." Hua Mulan said with a smile, "you are a big Sima. Do you still use me to take it?" Then he visited the house and said, "where's brother Liu? Isn't he with you?"
As soon as Xiang Yu entered the room, he actually saw Liu Bang drilling under the table. He came to the table with a smile and said, "if you come out, I won't beat you. I just want to ask you a few questions."
Liu Bang poked out half his head and said, "what do you ask?" He is still afraid of Xiang Yudi. The grudges between them are also more complex. He compares the country to a house. After Qin Shihuang moved out, it was Liu Xiang's turn to inherit, but this second-hand house was cheap and affordable. They invested in it together. It was originally agreed that one person would have a small bedroom and a living room. As a result, Liu Bang took advantage of Xiang Yu's time to buy paint and decorate his new home to change the real estate certificate into his own single name and single family
Xiang Yu put Liu Bang out next to him and asked, "I wonder why I can't beat you with foresight - I even know your plan every time you send troops."
Liu Bang said, "I don't feel it. I think you're not as beautiful as last time. Where's your fan Zeng?"
Xiang Yu said, "since I know your plan and what counselors will do, I know exactly what your Zhang Liang and Han Xin will do next."
Liu Bang said, "look, find the reason. You thought you knew what they would do, so you deployed troops. At first, we did suffer a little loss. If we lost last time, but Zhang Liang and Han Xin would not be Zhang Liang and Han Xin if they would only think step by step and use their old brains - how bad they are."
Hua Mulan said, "it's like guessing boxing. Brother Xiang thinks he can hammer, scissors and cloth in order. In fact, after he lost once, he has changed his mind. Brother Xiang despises the enemy and is arrogant. It's difficult not to lose."
Liu Bang tut said, "look. Every girl in the family is better than you - Mulan. Steamed stuffed bun is the big Sima of the Qin Dynasty. How about you go to the Han Dynasty and be a big general for me?"
Xiang Yu started with boxing and said with a smile, "if you ignore the biggest problem, people will change."
Liu Bang carefully said, "are you finished? Let's eat after asking."
At this time, fat Ying came forward to mediate and said, "Bao (don't) talk about politics and eat." Xiao Hu Hai took a sweet potato and rinsed it in the pot. When he rinsed it, he had to put it in his mouth. The fat man knocked it off, "he still touched the oil and pinched it!"
The crowd roared, "eat, eat."