I have to say it's a terrible bad idea, but sometimes a bad idea is the only way.
I said, "what exactly should I do? Exchange the people of the Han and Song Dynasties?"
Liu Laoliu said, "it's more than that. I said that every dynasty has a surplus population. You have to find some emperors to discuss this."
"How much more?"
"I've made a list here. How can I send it to you - can your mobile phone receive multimedia messages?"
"... you wait." I shouted to the people in the room, "whose mobile phone can receive multimedia messages?"
As a result, people can accept it except me
Jin Shaoyan held up the high-grade goods he didn't know where he got them and said, "send them to me."
I told Liu Laoliu, "you send Jin Shaoyan on your mobile phone."
Liu Laoliu said, "well, you have to hurry up on this matter. The Tao of heaven may become angry at some time. I'll open the military paths of the adjacent Dynasties on my watch. How to dispatch you to discuss with your majesty."
At this time, Jin Shaoyan handed over his mobile phone. When I saw that it was indeed a table. Since the Qin Dynasty, the Han Dynasty, the Northern Wei Dynasty, the Tang, song, yuan and Ming dynasties have all been listed in it. When I looked carefully, I saw that there was a 35 behind the Qin Dynasty, a 55 behind the Han Dynasty, and the Tang, song and Yuan Dynasties, but not more than 100. I chuckled and said, "no, I won't let go of 35 more people? In this case, let brother Ying catch 35 people from his death sentence prison and sprinkle (kill) them?"
Liu Laoliu said contemptuously, "do you have any common sense? Does the census take one as a unit? Thousands!"
I took my watch and read it again: "35 thousand people... Shit, 35 thousand people?"
Liu Laoliu said, "by the way, there are 35000 more people in the Qin Dynasty so far than in the same period last time. I'm afraid this number will grow slowly."
"So there were 55000 more people in the Han Dynasty?"
"Yes."
I immediately shouted crazily, "brother Ying and Bangzi, stop drinking. Come and discuss things."
I looked down. See the remarks in the column of the Three Kingdoms, which says: there should be 18000 people, and there are 18150 people now. I asked, "what's the matter with the Three Kingdoms?"
Liu Laoliu said, "don't worry about it. Now there are 150000 more people. Liu suncao is preparing to fight the battle of Chibi. It's almost finished."
I wiped my sweat and said, "these 150000 people are the part to burn?"
"Almost. Sun Liu is still dead."
I was surprised and said, "what if you die too many and not enough? Brother Tiandao doesn't just care about the more?" It's easy to have more. If you die too much, it's difficult to encourage fertility?
Liu Laoliu said, "no, don't forget that Guan Yu is now half Zhuge Liang. They won't screw up this war."
I murmured, "that's too bad, isn't it?" 150000 lives! Just watch them die?
He Tiandou said helplessly on the phone, "what can I do? History is piled up by blood and dead bones."
History is Mei Chaofeng?
I'll see the Qing Dynasty again. It says "there should be 23000 people, and there are 23050 people." I touch the channel next to the class: "needless to say, in the Qing Dynasty, Wu Sangui and Li Zicheng haven't fought yet?"
Liu Laoliu said, "after the fight, the 50000 more people will die in kangxiping Yunnan."
I was very uncomfortable and said, "do these people have to die?"
Liu Laoliu said, "you have to die!"
I cried: "brother Tiandao is too careless about human life. It's easy to live again. Isn't it good for everyone to live in harmony? Just pinch it up and watch the excitement?"
Liu Laoliu said, "the way of heaven is a kind of luck. It has no feelings and whether it's right or wrong. You can't reason with it. Besides, it's not its fault. Previous things, whether absurd or correct, have happened. It's just to maintain the original order - forget about those and solve the extra people first."
"... let's do it first. By the way, can't these people come back in their life after they are arranged in a foreign country?"
Speaking of this, Liu Laoliu said excitedly: "no, if there is no problem, Tiandao will completely restore calm in three months, and then it will be our world! As long as there is no more trouble in Tianting, we can pass this pass! Then ask them to go back to their homes, and I'll finish the military way as soon as I close it."
"Then everything in our human world will return to its original state?"
"Yes, as long as you receive the last few customers, you'll have nothing to do. Then you'll enjoy the days of your rich people. It's also a gift from the organization."
"Bah! I earned my wealth."
Liu Laoliu said, "no, this is our last cooperation in the human world. You should be more polite to me - isn't baozi pregnant? Don't you want to know whether she has a boy or a girl?"
Don't mention that steamed stuffed buns are just pregnant. We don't care much about this, but the closer we get to the point, the more excited we are. It's like shopping online. It's nothing when we just pay, but in three or four days, you look forward to the express knocking on your door every day. I said, "calculate it." I also mean to please Liu Laoliu. It should not be difficult for him to do this little thing and satisfy his vanity. I'm a little sad when he said "the last cooperation".
Liu Laoliu chanted and agitated there for a while, and suddenly said loudly, "Oh!"
I was surprised: "what?"
Liu Laoliu said, "Congratulations, either men or women."
Me: "
Liu Laoliu said again, "don't scold me. I'm sincere. It's better than having no men or women?"
Me: "
Liu Laoliu said, "OK, OK, I'll work harder to calculate it for you, but I'll tell you the result in a month."
I said with satisfaction: "ah, that's right... Bullshit!" It suddenly occurred to me that my son (daughter) will be 20 days in a month!
Liu Laoliu hung up the phone before I scolded him.
This is Qin Shihuang. They have been called by me. The fat man said, "SA Si (what's up)
I said, "I don't know whether it's a good thing or a bad thing. Brother Ying, as long as you're willing to pay, I'll find someone to help you build the Great Wall." I told the story in detail. Liu Bang's first reaction was to touch his head and say, "how can I have more than 50000 people?"
I looked at him and said, "you can't figure it out? Brother Yu isn't really willing to hit you." Xiang Yu smiled. The increase in the population of the Qin Dynasty was due to the advanced equipment of the Qin army. They fought a unified war and only wanted to defeat the enemy. When the situation appeared one-sided, naturally fewer people died. In addition, the fat man's temper is much better now, and there are relatively few people who died in prison. In the dispute between Liu Xiang and Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu intentionally or unintentionally discharged water has become the reason for the sudden increase of the population in the Han Dynasty.
Liu Bang said "ouch" and rarely seriously said to Xiang Yu: "forget this, big man, you always say you owe me. Now it seems that I owe you..."
Xiang Yu stopped him and said, "stop talking. There's something wrong. We'll be completely even in the future."
Qin Shihuang asked, "what should I do?"
I said, "now I have to start to find the emperors. You parties can discuss it. Anyway, there are both going out and going in. Just master the import and export balance."
Liu Bang said, "then take them all here. Qin and Han Dynasties are not separated. I'll borrow brother Ying's place to make a half East."
I nodded. When I passed Jin Shaoyan, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Shaoyan, come out with me."
Jin Shaoyan seemed to have a hunch. He came outside with me. As soon as he went out, he couldn't wait to ask, "brother Qiang, is something wrong? What does it mean in three months?"
I sighed and said, "you've been with me for three months."
"... what do you mean?"
I reluctantly said, "three months later, we all have to go back to you. It's time to make a choice whether to stay in ancient times and continue to accompany the teacher or go back to be your rich childe."
Jin Shaoyan immediately shouted, "why?"
I wonder: "how can I say..."
"Let me tell you," Li Shishi suddenly appeared at the door. She came to Jin Shaoyan and took his hand and put it on her face, Soft voice said: "it's reasonable to say that we should all have been buried. However, God has given us this opportunity to meet each other, which is the greatest luck. I'm satisfied to have you and this experience in this life - Shaoyan, go back and take good care of grandma and your family. They need you more than I do..."
Jin Shaoyan turned to me. Resolutely said, "I've decided to stay with my teacher."
I spread my hand and smiled bitterly: "that's good. It's time for your old empress dowager to ask for someone from me again."
Jin Shaoyan said: "actually... I have left a suicide note. As long as I don't appear within half a year, my lawyer will make him public."
Li Shishi said, "I didn't hear you wrote your suicide note last time?"
"I saved you from the golden Wushu before I left the land." Jin Shaoyan smiled and said to Mr. Li, "I had expected that as long as I was with you, I might disappear mysteriously sometime - I was ready."
Li Shishi leaned his head gently against Jin Shaoyan's arms and sobbed, "are we too selfish and fair to your family?"
Jin Shaoyan said bitterly, "my son always wants to grow up. He wants to have his own happiness and life. If they want to love me, they will understand."
I really couldn't stand it. Wiping my tears, I said, "why don't I send you two to the late Qing Dynasty and work hard? Maybe I can see Shaoyan's grandmother."
Li Shishi finally burst out laughing and said, "cousin is too bad."
I put her head in Jin Shaoyan's arms again: "you two continue to gnaw - be happy. No one is sure what will happen in three months."
This time, we have to go through the time axis to connect the military use of each dynasty. It is a vast land project. Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou don't have so much energy to open up a green channel for me. I can understand this. Don't mention such an exaggerated workload. Don't you have to build a LAN for Internet cafes for a long time?
Fortunately, it was not too long from Qin to Ming Dynasty. I began to call the emperors on the way. Zhao Kuangyin's phone had no power, and Genghis Khan owed money - the old man didn't know who to talk to. My customers could contact each other, so no one knew who they talked to, so they got through to Li Shimin, Li Shimin then said, "Xiaoqiang?"
I smiled and said, "brother Li, are you busy?"
Li Shimin: "yes, where are the memorials? Are you going to play?"
I said, "I'll pick you up later. Let's go. You wait for me at the door and have something to discuss."
Li Shimin said, "is it important? Why don't you come to my house first and I'll find some princesses to accompany you in hunting?"
"Important and waiting for no one."
Li Shimin said, "but what about my pile of memorials?" Worthy of being a wise king, the people will always be the most important in my heart.
I disapproved and said, "let it go first. Just make it up tomorrow?"
Li Shimin said, "you can give me the full attendance award and monthly ticket?"
"... would you like this too?"
"Yes, Yan Guan is staring at you. If you don't give a reason for asking for a day off, you'll be marked on your attendance."
Er... The above remarks can be laughed off by all the watchers. If they are the same, it is purely a Xiaoqiang illusion.