At present, the economic growth rate of all countries is the same. The Qin, Han and the following four dynasties have their own pillar industries, and their clothing, food, housing and transportation have been divided reasonably. In addition to the travel and accommodation in the military road dominated by the Qin and Han Dynasties, Genghis Khan mainly develops tourism, and the people of the Song Dynasty are responsible for investment.
Correspondingly, the floating population in various dynasties has gradually divided into different levels. Most of the poor proletariat like to go to the west of the Qin Dynasty to search for gold. The middle class generally lingers on the grassland and lives a leisurely life of seeing cattle and sheep in the wind and grass, while the prosperous Tang Dynasty is mostly a place for aristocrats and rich people. In a high-level guild hall, there are princesses upstairs and maybe princesses downstairs, If you are just a baron, you are embarrassed to say hello to others
In view of the premise that the military road will be closed in three months, the question of when the population of this dynasty will return has been put on the agenda by these emperors. In fact, this is not what they are most concerned about. What your majesty is most concerned about is the things behind them. We know that many unofficial histories attribute their success to destiny, but in fact, none of these guys are willing to comply with destiny. On the contrary, There is absolutely no meaning of "obedience" in their character. Think about it, Qin Shihuang, Liu Bang, Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang... Any of them earned their foundation by going against the sky. They want them to comply with the destiny unless the destiny complies with them first.
In short, the creation of a prosperous era must be accompanied by great chaos, followed by endless sequelae, which can not be eliminated by a generation of emperors. They are also faced with various problems. Some are generals with great power, some are relatives in politics, and some are brothers in the same clan.
Take Liu Bang for example. At the beginning of the war, he could not do without Lu's help. After the dust settled, he wanted to put things right, and Lu was already in a big position; Genghis Khan's descendants had many civil wars. This omen was reflected in his life, but the palms and backs of his hands were meat. What do you do with old fellow iron? To the enemy, he has an invincible machete, but to his son, he can only do nothing; Not to mention Li Shimin, he would never want Wu Zetian to come in the middle of the Li family
According to the principle of heaven, the established history cannot be changed, so these emperors get together to see if they can come up with any speculative methods, and mainly complain to each other.
Usually, when the complaint meeting is held, several guys avoid me. Because anyway, I'm still the agent of Tianting. It's the same reason that the general agent can't ship at a loss no matter how good the relationship between the general agent and the local dealer is.
But they still don't understand. I'm the agent of Tianting, but it's different from Tiandao. Tianting is a businessman. The way of heaven is the national development and Reform Commission. Liu Laoliu's gang still want to deceive the upper and lower levels
That day, I went to see steamed stuffed buns as usual. Steamed stuffed buns were dressed in mink coats and sat on the Kang. Like a landlady in the past, a green patch on her head is even more like it. I heard that a woman's confinement is the most important thing. The eight meridians of her body are wide open. It is the weakest time. It is a bit like an expert in a novel. He must not see the sun, especially in such a backward place as the Qin Dynasty. I didn't dare to be careless, so I gave a dead order not to allow the steamed stuffed bun to move around. It's a miracle that I can stay with the steamed stuffed bun's personality. A large part of this is because she is not alone now - when I came in, she was teasing him with her wrong hand in her mouth. The wrinkles on the little guy's skin have been completely stretched after so many days, It's too white to read. Stare at the sky when you are awake. His eyes are burning, like a philosopher. When he fell asleep, he seemed to be thinking about the great plan of people's livelihood, which was very funny, but it was very consistent with his identity. Several Godfathers and godmothers he recognized these days were heavyweights. The titles and official titles sealed on his head were "countless". Even if he thought from now on, he was busy enough.
Steamed stuffed bun teased for a while. He didn't pay much attention to him when he saw that it was too numerous to write. He had a relapse and sighed: "when do you say he can run around and be angry with me?"
I was depressed and said, "I'm afraid you're the one who went crazy with him. At that time, you two will be angry with me."
Steamed stuffed bun said firmly, "no, I'm also a mother anyway. My personal image still needs to be taken into account."
I said, "then we are running all over the place, angry with you?"
Steamed stuffed bun laughed and said, "by the way, when the child grows up, let's score a red face and a white face. We can't both get used to it or abuse it."
I'm speechless. I don't think it's enough for the child to be abused by two people. They all say that the children are difficult to manage now. You have to get used to these four piece sets of grandparents and grandparents. Fortunately, the military road will be closed in three months. Otherwise, there will be a lot of Godfathers that our family shouldn't recognize. If everyone gets used to his bad habits, the child will be very bad
I turned out of the steamed stuffed bun room and saw that Qin Shihuang and his friends were secretly discussing something in another room. I went in and none of them spoke.
I smiled in my heart. I went to pull a stool and sat down. I deliberately asked, "what are your majesty talking about?"
Several people looked at each other. They were all heiran speechless. They were silent for a while. Zhao Kuangyin, who was in a hurry, took the lead in saying, "let's tell him what to be afraid of. Xiaoqiang is not an outsider."
Li Shimin said with a ha ha: "in fact, it's nothing."
I glanced at Empress Wu, who was chatting with empress Lu in the opposite room, and said with a smile, "brother Li is eager to leave his sister-in-law with brother Ying?"
Li Shimin said with a smile, "to tell you the truth, I think so, but don't worry, I won't do that."
I cleared my throat and said, "let me tell you the truth. In three months, the way of heaven will return to calm. At that time, the brothers here will no longer have to worry about history. In other words, the autonomy will return to your hands, and you can really be an emperor again."
Several people exchanged eyes again. They all seemed a little unbelievable. Li Shimin was surprised and said, "what you said is true? Why didn't you tell us earlier?"
I said, "I just learned that it wasn't long. I wanted to tell you when Liu Bang was there."
Zhao Kuangyin lit the table and said, "so brother Shimin can kill Wu Zetian now?"
Li Shimin gave him a white look and said, "who said I must kill Meiniang?"
Zhao Kuangyin said, "I'm just making an analogy."
Zhu Yuanzhang smiled and said, "since Wu Zetian doesn't have to be queen anymore, it's not Wu Zetian. The rest depends on brother Shimin's future training, hey hey."
I said to Li Shimin, "brother Li's sister-in-law actually has a good way of governing the country. In the past, she worked as an emperor. Although she worked diligently, she has not lost much good reputation. Since you don't want her to do it, enlighten her well, at least don't kill her."
Li Shimin said, "I didn't want to kill her."
I looked at Zhu Yuanzhang again. Before I could speak, Zhu Yuanzhang stood up and said, "I don't want to kill Xu Da again. How easy it is to kill them. If that happens, I don't have to come to this meeting. In fact, these old brothers really have feelings with me. I didn't kill them for fear of their own rebellion... Alas, it's useless to say this." Zhu Yuanzhang said in a rare and serious tone, "it's hard to do something wrong. What's more terrible is that I know it's wrong and have to do it. I really don't want to repeat it!"
Zhao Kuangyin looked at Zhu Yuanzhang with a wine cup in his hand. He didn't speak. Zhu Yuanzhang understood what he meant. Disdain: "don't look at me, I don't believe there's no better way to release military power than your glass of wine."
I sighed, "it seems that brother Zhao has the least trouble here."
Li Shimin said, "not necessarily." Then he stabbed Zhao Kuangyin and said, "ah, Lao Zhao, I ask you, what's the matter with the sound of candle shadow axe?"
Zhao Kuangyin's face changed slightly and said, "it's not enough for outsiders."
I wonder, "what's the sound of candle shadow and axe?"
Li Shimin said, "on the night Lao Zhao died in his last life, someone saw his brother Zhao Guangyi in his room. In the shadow of fire and candle, there was a sound of axe chiseling, so later generations suspected that Lao Zhao's death was not normal..."
I was cold and said, "my brothers won't kill each other?"
Li Shimin said awkwardly, "it's hard to say that I was born in an imperial family."
What do I think? I don't think it's possible to murder an emperor with an axe, especially my brothers. Besides, even if you want to kill the king and seize the throne, you don't have to knock him with an axe on your back? So he said, "maybe brother Zhao just happened to want to eat walnuts?"
I just said casually. Unexpectedly, Zhao Kuangyin's face changed greatly and said, "how do you know? You peeked at the letter I gave Zhao Ji?"
I said blankly, "what letter from home?"
At this time, all the people came interested and asked, "did you really want to eat walnuts that night?"
Zhao Kuangyin nodded in shame, Avenue: "I loved to eat walnuts when I was young, and I could smash them myself at ordinary times. That night, I asked Guangyi to do it for me. Who knows, I went to the underground mansion before I smashed a walnut. At that time, there were several royal family members in addition to Guangyi, but considering the influence, it was always secretly spread as a family. Later, only the heir to the throne of the Zhao family was told."
Zhao Kuangyin was greedy for a walnut! This explains why there was an axe that night - it was a necessary thing for Zhao Kuangyin, just like smoke for smokers and wine for drunkards. Zhao Kuangyin hung up if he failed to smash a walnut. If ordinary people. There's no shame in this. The old man just wanted to eat a walnut before he died. It's as common as wanting to see his grandson or want to eat a bowl of noodles, but the emperor can't say so. The emperor should abandon all earthly hobbies. "Taizu wants to eat a walnut before he returns to heaven" can never be known to others. Therefore, although the explanation is simple, it is still covered up by the ugly Zhao family. When the Allied forces surrounded Jin, Zhao Kuangyin wrote a letter to song Huizong. It is said that there is a top secret of Zhao's family. It seems that's what he said
I smacked my mouth and said, "brother Zhao's hobby is a little biased. If you like eating melon seeds, wouldn't it be much smaller?"
Zhu Yuanzhang said, "that's good. If he wants to like popcorn, others can't think I'm carrying the 86 style to kill him?"
I said with a smile, "brother Zhu's 86 styles have been developed?"
Zhao Kuangyin felt that his hobby had been exposed and despised by everyone. He bowed his head and was embarrassed. Li Shimin comforted him: "it's all right. Who can't have a hobby."
Zhao Kuangyin first looked at him gratefully and then shouted, "why do you know so well about our song dynasty, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty?"
Li Shimin said, "what's the matter? I know a lot about the Qing Dynasty."
Qin Shihuang patted the table and said, "I'm hungry. Ha (Part 2). Oh, just after the silk Society (that is to say), we people touch (no) people. It's very beautiful!"
Zhu Yuanzhang said, "it's nothing good. There's nothing to worry about if we live according to the way of heaven. No one cares. We can't be lazy if we steal." The Yigan emperor said with a smile, "that's it." A virtue of being cheap and being good.
Li Shimin said, "we just take this opportunity to deal with the things we haven't dealt with before. When the world is leveled by us, we will spend more time with our family. You can watch the TV later. It makes our family gloomy. It seems that once we are born in the emperor's house, we have to pretend to be B fooling around, and finally break out to win the position - we have to do the image improvement project."
I said: "Brother Li said very well. Your Majesty's main problem is the heir. There are more wolves and less meat, and there is only one seat. It's natural to give it to who doesn't give it to who. In fact, we have to start with the outlook on life and the world. Don't teach children such words as" winners, princes and losers ". Instill more family ideas into them. Just like brother timuzhen, you have four sons? Then your most important thing is Not who you choose as your heir. Instead, we should focus on the three sons and educate them to have a sense of normality. Just as you open a chicken factory, you don't have to be the factory director. When the boss becomes the factory director, the second can be responsible for technology. The third engages in feed and the fourth specializes in preventing bird flu. "
Genghis Khan said, "there are only cattle and sheep on our grassland, not chickens."
I said, "let old four prevent foot-and-mouth disease. It's the same."
I turned to Qin Shihuang and said, "brother Ying, although you only have two sons, I found that your burden is not light. You have always been in a dilemma about which one to succeed. According to your previous meaning, you meant to give the seat to the boss, but according to my observation, Hu Hai is also a good child. You mainly need to do a good job in training."
I pointed to Li Shimin: "brother Li, have you figured out a solution to your sister-in-law's problem?"
Li Shimin: "... I'll handle it."
I nodded and saw that Zhao Kuangyin already wanted to run away. I said flatly, "you, stop eating walnuts and eat melon seeds instead. Isn't that the same way to quit smoking?"
Zhu Yuanzhang, look at a group of colleagues I've scolded. Gloating, he said, "do you remember what Xiaoqiang said?"
The colleagues said in unison, "shut up!"
Li Shimin scratched his head and said, "when did Xiaoqiang educate us?" He glanced at me, patted his ass and left.
Genghis Khan said, "in fact, what Xiaoqiang said still makes sense."
I took his hand and said, "old brother, you understand my pains."
Genghis Khan broke away from me and said with a smile, "but who is the director of my chicken factory is still a problem." Said and left.
Before I could speak, Zhao Kuangyin got up and said, "as an emperor, I don't think it's a waste of people and money to eat walnuts." Stare at me and go.
As Qin Shihuang got up, I took his hand and said, "brother Ying, I'm all for you."
"Hang the skin!" The fat man left leisurely.
Then it was me and Zhu Yuanzhang. Look at me, I look at you. I said carefully, "Xu Da, they..."
Zhu Yuanzhang stretched out and said, "everything is good in the Qin Dynasty, but the food is too poor. I'll get a roast duck."
Me: "...." this is the typical cunning rabbit dead running dog cooking. This is the legendary way to remove the mill and kill the donkey. This is the classic reappearance of crossing rivers and bridges! Fortunately, Liu Bang is not here. Zhu Yuanzhang is in a hurry to eat roast duck. Otherwise, I should be treated like Han Xin and Xu Da.
The emperors were relieved, and one by one they proudly walked into the yard. Li Shimin suggested, "how about a table for eight circles?" Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhao Kuangyin have no problem, but Liu Bang is not here. Qin Shihuang and Genghis Khan can't play mahjong. Zhu Yuanzhang waved to me and said, "Xiaoqiang, hurry up, three missing ones."
Filled with resentment, I didn't have a good way: "don't play!"
Zhu Yuanzhang said, "come on, I'll seal you a first-class male." People who have had similar experiences know what the concept of "three deficiencies and one" is, which is more embarrassing than just climbing into the lady's bed and his wife coming in.
I said with a smile, "I'm going to be with my son next time. Why don't I give you some?"
Zhu Yuanzhang and others: "... You'd better go with your son."
Zhao Kuangyin swept around and saw empress Lu and Empress Wu in the yard. Suddenly, he cheered Li Shimin and said, "brother Shimin, your wife is not idle. Pull together to count. Anyway, we can't really beat her."
Li Shimin waved, "Meiniang, come."
The Empress Wu of later generations came to several people with small square steps. She first met others and said softly, "what's the matter with your majesty calling your concubine?"
Li Shimin said, "play mahjong with us."
Wu Zetian was frightened and said, "but my concubine won't."
On one side, empress Lu suddenly said, "mahjong? I'll teach you."
Wu Zetian said admiringly, "sister, can you even do this?"
Empress Lu said, "my family told me about this."
Zhu Yuanzhang hurriedly turned out mahjong and fell on the table. He grabbed a piece of noodles and stroked it with his fingers. "Pa" fell on the table and said, "six!" The result is Zhang jiutiao, which is far worse than steamed stuffed bun.
After the three took their seats, empress Lu took a chair and sat next to Wu Zetian. A group of people scratched their hands and disrupted the cards. Wu Zetian was timid and dared not move. Empress Lu said, "grab the cards, sister."
Wu Zetian said shyly, "how can this be?"
Empress Lu said, "Hey, there is no size on the gambling table. Just regard them as your sisters."
Zhao Kuangyin and others said one after another: "you're right, you'll treat us as a harem..."
Li Shimin smiled at Wu Zetian and said, "Meiniang, you don't have to be polite in front of these brothers in the future."
Empress Wu then put her ten fingers on the card table slightly. Empress Lu began to teach her from shuffling, playing dice and grasping cards. A hand of cards was good. Empress Lu told her the rules and playing methods in her ear. Wu Zetian remembered them carefully and suddenly said loudly, "sister, do you think my hand is with three or six cylinders?"
Zhu Yuanzhang was surprised and said, "no, I listened to cards so early?"
Empress Lu glanced at her cards. Chuckled: "my sister is lucky, but you and what should not be known in the future!"
Wu Zetian blushed. When she caught a card, she took one and put it in the pile of cards, and then came out to play in the limelight. Then he asked empress Lu, "what should I do next?"
Empress Lu excitedly pushed down the card and said, "silly sister, we are together!"
A man was speechless for a long time. Zhao Kuangyin was stunned for a long time. Then he shuffled the cards again and said, "I think Sister Li is lucky. We might as well play with blood."
Li Shimin said, "how do you want to take it?"
Zhao Kuangyin said, "one game, one village. For example, I won this game. Each of you gave me a village from your country."
Zhu Yuanzhang immediately agreed: "good, good, small gambling is pleasant. It's also interesting to play like this." The tone is big. In my eyes, the village head has to be high.
As a result, I don't know whether it was because Wu Zetian was lucky or in the limelight. The three emperors each owed them two villages, so Wu Zetian got the nickname "village head Wu".
Zhu Yuanzhang said discontentedly, "change the wind. It's really evil today."
Zhao Kuangyin also said, "it's time for brother Shimin to go down. There's no husband and wife file to play cards. Do your best."
Li Shimin said wrongfully, "you didn't order all the guns. I'm home!"
Empress Lu said with a smile, "let me go. Let's get together for a scuffle among the four countries."
... so they spent the next few days. Wu Zetian fully showed her talent in this. When she left, she had planted red flags all over the three dynasties of Han, song and Ming. Li Shimin said proudly to the other brothers: "unexpectedly, my daughter-in-law doesn't care about internal affairs and is not bad abroad. Later, I pointed to her to open up land for my Tang Dynasty!"
Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang looked at each other, sighed and got on the bus and left. Empress Lu stamped her feet and said angrily, "hum, take revenge for me when my husband comes back."
Steamed stuffed buns were tightly covered and stood at the door. At this time, he said, "let's play six countries checkers next time."
This time Genghis Khan and Li Shimin hurried to get on the bus and said, "go, go, go, the great Sima of the state of Qin is powerful. She's going to destroy our six countries --"