Sun Sixin said, "brother Qiang, this is really not good. After all, you are a school. It's hard for so many people to say when you give your children a full moon."
I nodded my wrong nose and said, "it's all your fault. Your face is bigger than your father and me." You shouldn't have laughed silently.
I asked sun Sixin, "what do you say?"
Sun Sixin said, "let's just find a reason and say how about holding a cultural festival?"
I said with a smile, "you have enough brains. How did you think of it?"
Sun Sixin also smiled: "what haven't we done to cope with the above inspection?"
"Find someone to write a slogan!" I said.
Steamed stuffed bun pointed to the distance and said, "who else are you looking for? Isn't it ready-made?" When I looked at her hand, I saw a group of old men under the school flag of educating talents pointing to the villain flag and commenting. I also smiled. Among these people, Wang Xizhi, Yan Zhenqing, Liu Gongquan, Wu Daozi, Yan Liben and Zhang Zeduan were all there. I raised my hand and said, "all the great gods are coming, ha?"
A group of old men said with a smile, "come, come."
I ran over and said, "I'm looking for you."
Yan Zhenqing said with a smile, "Xiaoqiang, do you want words or paintings?"
I said excitedly, "please!" After the village, there is no shop. If we want to hold a cultural festival, any of these people will be rich if they take out one of their ink treasures. I said my idea. The old people are worthy of those who wrote "study hard and make progress every day". They immediately understood what I meant. Wang Xizhi said, "I'll write you 'the first cultural festival of talent cultivation' at the door." Yan Zhenqing said, "then write two. I'll add a 'Congratulations' at the front and a' complete success' at the back to hang one in the auditorium. It can also be used when the meeting is over." He will save trouble.
Yan Liben said, "do we want a theme?"
"Theme?"
"Yes, didn't you watch the theme of mobilizing all mankind to pick up garbage on TV called global environmental protection day?"
Liu Gongquan said, "I think it's called 'hope'. Since it's a full moon for my little nephew, this is more pertinent." Everyone cheered.
I said, "that slogan..."
Wu Daozi said, "don't worry about it. Let's help you think. Lao Yan and Zhang will draw you some murals with the theme of a child's birth, and tell outsiders that it indicates that our national culture will be revitalized again."
I'm speechless. I'm a scholar in the end. I really have no teacher to learn metaphysical things. Liu Gongquan asked me, "since the theme should not be related to it, do you want 'only one' in the slogan?"
"No!" Together, I shouldn't have only one good. I might as well have a full moon wine to calm down!
Several great gods went to help themselves. I grabbed Wu Daozi who was about to leave and asked, "ah, where's Li Bai?" It must be Li Bai's credit that he can return to Yucai, but I haven't seen the old man for a long time. After many days, I really miss the old drunkard.
Wu Daozi pointed at it casually -- under the Yucai monument not far from us, an old drunkard was leaning on the steps of the monument with a bottle of beer. I was immediately amused and took the steamed stuffed bun by the hand. Suddenly, I felt that the steamed stuffed bun's body was stiff and my expression was dementia. I murmured, "teacher Zhang?"
At Li Bai's side, another old man with white hair and beard was looking up at the statue of Lao Zhang, the first principal of our education, as if he told Li Bai or said to himself, "brother Taibai, this stone statue is like me in seven parts because it is rare - even if you die of chivalrous bone fragrance, you are not ashamed of the English in the world. Isn't this the poem in your chivalry?"
The old man was very familiar just looking at his back. When he heard the sound of footsteps behind him and turned around, I couldn't help but be surprised: this man is the dead president Zhang!
I subconsciously stepped back and stammered, "Zhang... Who are you?"
However, the steamed stuffed bun carelessly handed it over to me, caught two steps, grabbed the old man's shoulder, shook it hard, and said in a trembling voice, "Miss Zhang, is that you?"
The old man said blankly, "teacher? Have I ever accepted female students?"
Li Bai narrowed his eyes and said leisurely, "Zimei, this is the couple I told you about." Then he turned to me and said, "Xiaoqiang, do you remember who I said your headmaster Zhang looked like? I brought him too."
I was surprised and said, "Du Fu?"
Du Fu kindly took the hands of me and steamed stuffed bun, nodded slowly, and said happily, "well, you have finally solved my confusion of 'having thousands of buildings in peace'. Brother Zhang should be smiling if he can accept you two as students."
Steamed stuffed bun said excitedly, "Zhang... Oh, no, Miss Du, I'm your student."
Du Fu smiled and nodded, suddenly took my hand and said, "although I'm lucky to be able to accept students like steamed stuffed buns in my next life, I'm also her elder. You should treat her well, otherwise --" speaking of this, the gentle old man suddenly changed his face and pinched me hard in my hand, which made me breathe hard, Makes me more convinced that poets must have been hooligans
After working hard for half a morning, it was already three poles in the morning. Our party barely received most of the visitors. The steamed stuffed bun looked at his watch and said, "Oh, it's getting late. What do your father and my father do? It's time for dinner later."
When I saw so many people for a while, I was in a hurry. I saw a man just passing in front of me. I grabbed him and said, "Wang Yin!"
This man is Wang Yin, the leader of our Yucai vehicle team. Wang Yin said in amazement: "Xiaoqiang? What are you doing?"
I said, "you worked hard and drove to the car. Last time I got married, the parents of steamed stuffed bun and I received our Yucai."
Wang Yin was distressed and said, "I don't deserve the hard work, but I can't drive."
I jumped high and said, "shit, if you don't want to go, just say you don't want to go. Can you find a better excuse? You can't drive - how did your transportation get down in those years?"
Wang Yin said anxiously, "who? Grandson just ran transportation!"
A bus stopped beside us. A man's head poked out of the window and angrily said, "who scolds me?"
I fainted at the sight - another Wang Yin!
Seeing that it was Wang Yin, Wang Yin turned angry and said with a smile, "brother, is it you?"
Wang Yin told me, "do you understand?"
I scratched my head and said, "Hey, sorry, brother Wang, I thought you were him."
Wang Yin No. 2 asked, "Xiaoqiang has something to do with me?"
When I told him about the two old people, Wang Yin said, "OK, leave it to me." Directly engage the second gear, step on the accelerator and run away. Wang Yin No. 1 was fascinated: "it's more difficult to drive this thing than to ride a horse?"
I said with a smile, "you have to ask Xiang Yu. He knows best." Anyway, Xiang Yu is not a big man famous for his intelligence. It took me two or three days to learn to ride a car. I still don't know how to ride a horse.
I asked, "by the way, brother Yu, where are they?"
Wu Sangui, who had been silently following us, said, "just now I heard someone say they have arrived."
The steamed stuffed bun said to me, "when the old people arrive, let's arrange them in the elegant seat -" then the steamed stuffed bun whispered, "now no one asks me whether I have milk or not."
Liu Bang doesn't know where to go. Wu Sangui has been looking around since he entered the school. I said, "third brother, what are you looking for? There are beautiful women?"
I didn't finish saying a word. There were three beautiful women right ahead at 12 o'clock. Two of them knew each other. One was Lu Hou, the original match of Liu Bang, and the other was Wu Zetian. They both had the same temperament. They didn't know whether they bought the gorgeous mink fur or brought it with them, but the other didn't know. They were about forty years old, white skin, long hair and shawl, Three points of charm has seven points of innocence. Although they are no longer young, they are still beautiful and moving. They are accompanied by three women. They are all long skirts dragging the ground with novel eyes. Walking on the campus makes electric eyes fly disorderly. I wonder: "Hey, there are really beautiful women. Who is the one with long hair?"
Wu Sangui couldn't help saying that he came forward and took the long haired beauty's hand. I was surprised and said, "third brother, hold on! It's not fun to rob people's women!"
Wu Sangui stared at me, took the beauty to us and said, "Xiaoqiang, let me introduce you. This is your sister-in-law, Chen Yuanyuan."
I looked at steamed stuffed bun and hurriedly shouted, "sister-in-law!"
Chen Yuanyuan gave us a shy and timid salute, blowing like a orchid: "I've seen two noble people. I've often heard your majesty mention them recently. It's really a lucky thing." Empress Lu and Empress Wu had already been familiar with us. They casually waved to me and steamed stuffed bun and smiled.
Wu Sangui said, "Yuanyuan, Xiaoqiang is his own person. Don't be polite in the future." He pointed to the steamed stuffed bun and said, "this is the steamed stuffed bun I often tell you. Xiaoqiang once 'became a beauty when he was angry at the crown', and recruited more than 3 million troops from eight countries to besiege Jin Wushu, that is to save your sister."
Chen Yuanyuan looked at me with wide eyes, pulled up the steamed stuffed bun's hand and looked at it carefully for a while. He sighed: "my sister is really lucky to have such a generous and affectionate husband."
Although steamed stuffed bun has no culture, it is Du Fu's only female student after all. Knowing that she is far from "Hongyan", she was embarrassed and said, "look what you said."
We: "
I chatted with Chen Yuanyuan and his wife for a while. Two familiar women of the imperial family nearby teased me. Empress Lu sighed: "it's a lot of trouble to be a newborn boy. I've been worried for a month in the blink of an eye."
The steamed stuffed bun said, "yes, I haven't thanked sister Lu yet."
Empress Lu said, "thank you, I'm not the child's godmother - by the way, steamed stuffed bun, do you have milk?"
Steamed stuffed bun: "
In order to change the topic, I hurriedly said, "third brother, my sister-in-law has just come. Just walk around with her." Then I stared at empress Lu and deliberately shouted, "where's your man?"
Empress Lu crossed her waist and said, "I have to ask you. I heard that he has a side room with you, right?"
I wondered and said, "don't you object?"
Empress Lu smiled and said, "did I say that?"
... Liu Bang is right. Women can't tell you the truth in this regard.
I couldn't afford to hide. I was about to run away with the steamed stuffed bun. Empress Lu grabbed me and said, "don't go. Sister Li and I don't know anything in the dark here. Chen Yuanyuan at least knew the glass just now. What if we let someone sell it after you leave?"
I said in my heart that if you want someone to sell Liu Bang, I'm not sure how to thank me, but I can't help it. After getting along with her several times, I think empress Lu is actually OK. Maybe it's because Baozi and I have no interest in her. Anyway, we are honest and sincere to our couple. We can't just ignore the cheap traffickers. I looked around and saw Tong Yuangang finish class, I shouted: "Zhenjiang family, come and greet the servant."
There were several female apprentices around Tong Yuan who asked questions. When I shouted, they all giggled and ran away. Tong Yuan looked sullen and narrowed her eyes. As usual, she ate two bites of my son first, and then scolded me: "can you pay attention to your image?"
I said foolishly, "I'm a bandit on Liangshan. How can I pay attention?"
Tong Yuan: "
I smiled and said, "seriously, I'd like to introduce two distinguished guests to you." There was no need to hide from Tong Yuan. I told her the identities of the two rich and familiar women. Tong Yuan pulled me aside and said in surprise, "what about Wu Zetian?"
"No matter who you are, our Liangshan family members should have the spirit of treating the emperor equally and the courage to pull the emperor off his horse and come to my house one day - now I'll give you a task to take them to have a look at the school. Remember not to go to the No. 3 teaching building, where there is a hanging film of Wu Zetian..."
Anyway, Tong Yuan is a modern man. After listening to my introduction, she smiled awkwardly at empress Lu and Empress Wu: "guys, our etiquette is different. I'm sorry I can't give you a kneeling ceremony."
Empress Lu didn't care, but stared at Tong Yuan's face and said, "ah, this sister has good skin."
Wu Zetian said, "she still smells good."
Tong Yuan said shyly, "yes, it's all the credit of cosmetics."
The two women suddenly brightened their eyes and said, "ah, you have to tell us about this cosmetics."
Tong Yuan took out bottles and cans from his bag and cited two people walking around. "This is the cleansing cream, this is the perfume..."
Wu Zetian held her heart and said, "sister, your bag is so beautiful."
Tong Yuan: "I'll give it to you if you like."
Wu Zetian: "how can I buy your things for nothing? How much is this bag, sister?"
"Not expensive, just more than 300 yuan."
"How many Yucai coins are more than 300 yuan? Our Datang local currency is one to six to Yucai coins."
"In the Han Dynasty, it was 1:3.5."
... the three finally walked away.