V3.Chapter 215

I heard that Liu Laoliu was waiting for me outside. I couldn't help but add a degree under my feet. When I came out, I saw the old God stick sitting on the railing with his back towards me, smoking. Besides he Tiandou, there was an old man next to him, who should be the new customer he brought. This scene was so familiar that I couldn't care about others. I went up and patted the old guy on the shoulder and said, "you're not dead yet?"

Unexpectedly, Liu Laoliu didn't seem to be in the mood to fight with me today. He turned around and silently rubbed out his cigarette butts on the railing. Ning said, "Xiaoqiang, I'm here to say goodbye to you today."

I was stunned. Although I knew today, I was still a little sad. I reluctantly smiled and said, "you really want to die?"

Liu Laoliu said faintly, "my official business in the world has been completed. It's time to go back."

"So what?"

Liu Laoliu said, "he will come with me, too."

"Lao Liu, I haven't asked you. What kind of official are you in Tianting? It's not too late to play for a few days if there's nothing important. At least pay back the money you cheated before you go?"

Liu Laoliu smiled mysteriously: "speaking of this, there seems to be no official bigger than me."

I'm used to saying, "well, you're light, you're electricity, you're super star, you're the Jade Emperor. When can you learn from me? Don't brag B? I'll kill you."

Liu Laoliu still smiled: "Xiaoqiang, you should have this common sense. If a company is on the verge of bankruptcy, it's very easy to see its chairman. If there is no principal to mediate and send a secretary who can't be the principal, it's not fun. Think about it. Is there anything I promised you that I haven't done? If I'm really an agent, I'm afraid you can't do it My mind reading skills will not be approved for another 30 years. "

I was surprised and said, "you can't really be the Jade Emperor?"

Liu Laoliu stood with a negative hand and said confidently, "I am!"

Seeing that I didn't believe it, Liu Laoliu said, "it's meaningless for me to be a leader at this level. I usually have to face the boss. It's not easy to travel and don't relax?"

I shivered and said, "it's really hard to imagine your face. So you'll still be my boss in the future. Can I go to hell after I die?"

"In order to save all living beings in the three realms, I didn't hesitate to go down to the earth to supervise this matter in person. You smelly boy, an old Wang on the left and an old immortal on the right, shouted that you would have been struck by thunder in peacetime!"

I don't know if the old man's story is true, but judging from the performance of he Tiandou, who is smiling and speechless, I'm afraid the old man didn't joke with me this time and remembered all kinds of things in the past, I suddenly felt a pang of flesh pain out of thin air: I poured almost all the most vicious words on the old thing (you see, there are two words of the old God and the old thing in this paragraph alone). I'm afraid it's too late to ask for forgiveness. I stomped my feet and said: "Do you chop me too little? I had a house and land in my family in my last life. Who gave me a thunder before liberation?"

Liu Laoliu said in amazement, "who told you? You were just a tenant in your last life. If you think that's interesting, I'll really split you before liberation." Speaking of the old guy, he secretly threatened me and said, "Xiaoqiang, the son of a thousand gold doesn't stand under the dangerous wall. You should cherish everything now."

A lot of thoughts flashed through my mind and suddenly grabbed Liu Laoliu's arm and said, "by the way, you tell me who I was in my last life. Why do I have the same dream for more than ten years: seven naked women with excellent body bathed in the river in front of me, and finally I got the hottest wife? To tell you the truth, was I a cowherd in my last life?"

The truth is revealed, comrades! Why is it okay for others to go to prostate hypertrophy with the fox spirit, and I will suffer from the bad luck of nine thunder when I only have a look with the goblin. A typical rich woman commits herself to marry, and my mother's family takes private revenge! So Liu Laoliu used to be my father-in-law. I deserve to harm his daughter!

Liu Laoliu scratched his head and said, "you must not be a cowherd in your last life. You were still a virgin when you died. And don't forget that the day you died was July 7. If it weren't for the kindness of seven girls, you would have to suffer 8 more thunder!"

I asked, "what about my old dream of naked women taking a bath?"

Liu Laoliu said, "you've been watching * * movies since you were 13. Do you ask me?"

I didn't die and said, "why seven?"

Liu Laoliu spread his hands and said, "then why are there seven dwarfs? Why are there seven weapons? On the axis of the human world, we have lived for hundreds of thousands of years. Which number is not nagged by God?"

I'm speechless^^

Liu Laoliu said again, "besides, you've seen a lot of Luding! What you want to see is Jin Ping Mei. There must be only three dreams..."

He Tiandou saw that the more we said, the more we didn't slip away. He coughed gently. I said, "what will you do when I go back with you?"

Liu Laoliu said, "I'll arrange a fat land for him."

He Tiandou came up and said with a smile, "Xiaoqiang, you've suffered a lot for so long, but I'm sorry."

I said, "it's all over. Besides, you didn't really embarrass me. You left me a lot of property."

Liu Laoliu said, "that's for you in my name."

I said angrily, "speaking of this, I forgot to ask you. What's the matter with illegitimate children?"

Liu Laoliu patted me on the shoulder and said, "I can't help it. That can save a lot of trouble. Besides, it's enough to be your grandfather at my age. You won't lose even if you call me dad? You've suffered a lot during our cooperation, but you've benefited a lot, haven't you? On the whole, you're happy."

When he said this, my heart became heavy again. In fact, the old God stick was right. In the past two years, I have always used him as a powerful backer, but I rarely have a good face for him. For the first time, I squeezed a cigarette to light it for the old guy, For the first time, he said respectfully, "even if we are even, I won't call you Lao Wang BA in the future. You can't expect me to call your father unless you send your seven princesses to me to experience life..."

Liu Laoliu spit on the ground: "you smoke fake cigarettes again!"

I know he said this just to interrupt my beautiful thoughts. I haven't smoked fake cigarettes for a long time\

Liu Laoliu pointed to the old man who came with them and said, "Kangxi, you can find a way to deal with the matter between him and Wu Sangui. You are more experienced than me in this regard."

Although a little unexpected. But I soon got used to it. Liu Laoliu was right. I am already very experienced in this area. I dusted off my sleeves, smiled at Kangxi's cat waist and said, "old man, are you used to it just now?"

Kangxi said with a smile, "don't be polite. I have clear rules." No wonder he is proficient in three languages. His head is smart, but he is not a foreign language at all. Applying to a foreign enterprise is not as good as CET-4 certificate

Liu Laoliu pointed to the hall and said, "I won't close the military path originally scheduled to be closed in three months. Anyway, they have been separated from the supervision of heaven. Just pay attention to unity. Tell them after dinner."

My heart throbbed: "that..."

Liu Laoliu seemed to know what I wanted to say and said first, "it doesn't include you, that is, they can circulate with each other, and you and they can't meet again."

I cried, "why?"

"The new human axis starts from you. If you collude with them, it may cause new disasters. I won't say more about the consequences. Let's get together in the past three months."

I was silent for a moment.

Liu Laoliu finally looked and said, "let's go, Xiaoqiang. We won't see you in a short time."

For so long. The trousers are also wearing out feelings, let alone people. I don't know what to say. Liu Lao Liu added: "Xiao Qiang, bring me some money, come out, I'll bring something to the woodlouse in the sky."

Without saying a word, I took out my wallet and broke it. Liu Laoliu explored with his hands and skillfully took all the cash, with a hook between his tail finger and ring finger. I also took a credit card, which must be changed, but I'm different. I'm guarding against him!

"... more than 2000 yuan is not enough for you to buy gifts?"

Liu Laoliu said, "you're not short of money now. Besides, why don't you remember people? I'll give you those real estate worth enough."

I have no choice.

Liu Laoliu slapped me on the shoulder: "boy, I'm leaving!" With that, he turned away without hesitation. From the back, his head was gray and his back was no longer straight. Although this wretched body is really a smelly skin bag for him. But under his instigation, I finally got a sore nose. He was speechless and choked.

He Tiandou smiled all the time. Seeing that Liu Laoliu had gone far away, he whispered to me, "in fact, all the real estate he gave you used my money. In addition, I wanted to inherit it directly to your name in the name of gift. He said that you can't give away things for nothing. You have to take advantage of you."

I opened my eyes and said, "why didn't you say it earlier?"

"Am I stupid? I have to follow him in the future. How can I offend him?"

... it seems that he Tiandou didn't work with Liu Laoliu in vain. He doesn't act like a gentleman now.

I looked at the figure of Liu Laoliu gradually disappearing. The old man deliberately walked very sensational. Every step was so full of thoughts of parting. At this time, I realized that he not only left a big black handprint on my shoulder, but also took out my cigarette. I stared into the distance and muttered in an emotional tone: "an old bastard..."

After sending off the two old magic sticks, I arched my hands at Kangxi: "emperor, let's go?"

Kangxi waved his hand and said, "you're welcome. Let's do as the Romans do. Just call me brother. I heard that you are full of talents today. I've admired several predecessors for a long time."

I hesitated and said: "that... Brother AI, brother Xin, brother Jueluo..."

Kangxi said, "call brother Xuan."

"Yes, brother Xuan, there's someone in there. You may not want to comment..."

"You're talking about Wu Sangui. I know. It's a lifetime before we go back, isn't it?"

I exclaimed, "you see, I'm walking in with Kangxi. On the way, a tall man suddenly stopped in front of us. He is not young, tall and has green beard and stubble on his cheeks. It seems that he was not the master of trouble in his early years. He was Lei Laosi who had always been against me.

Of course, I was not afraid of him before, and now I'm even more afraid. I was just surprised by his appearance. Lei Laosi met me. He walked a few steps closer and looked at his expression. He handed me a big gold chain in his hand. Shanshan was embarrassed and said, "Xiaoqiang, I used to offend you a lot. I happened to pass by today. I heard that your son has a full moon. Just accept it."

I was also embarrassed when he said this. I weighed the gold chain and said with a smile, "yo. This big guy, thank you, fourth brother. Just don't blame me."

Lei Laosi said, "in fact, it's nothing if you want to open it. I don't blame you. Those foreigners are not good things. If you don't cut me off, I have to plant deeper. I didn't want to understand it until later. You're busy, I won't bother."

I dragged him and said, "No. since you're here, can you not have dinner together?"

Lei Laosi sincerely invited me when he saw me. Without much to say, he nodded and walked to the front. Kangxi asked me what was going on. I simply gave a general idea of the gratitude and resentment with him. Kangxi hummed a little: "look at this man's behavior, three points strong, seven points headstrong, and no perseverance. Even if you don't pull him, he will lose his family business sooner or later."

I said with a smile, "since we have reconciled, we won't talk."

The three of us entered the hall before and after. On the stage, Mu Huali and hasil were humming a long tune. Accompanied by Gu Ye and Yu Boya, those who knew Lei Laosi nodded to him when they saw that we were friendly. All the places here were reckless and arrogant. It was not surprising for them to resolve our little dispute in a word. In a harmonious atmosphere, a white faced fool suddenly shrunk his shoulders. Hissing: "murderous!"

I laughed and said, "Xiao Zhao, you're here too. How can you be murderous?"

The voice didn't fall. Seeing Wu Sangui's angry halberd, his eyes flushed towards us. At first, his hands shouted, "I'll strangle you!"

I subconsciously protected Kangxi behind me and said in a voice: "brother three, things before..." I thought Wu Sangui came to Kangxi. Unexpectedly, he passed us directly, grabbed Lei Laosi's neck and shook it back and forth, shouting: "thief Li, you've made me so bitter!"

Lei Laosi was surprised and angry. After all, he was mixed up in the road. He immediately grabbed Wu Sangui's neck and shouted, "don't think I'll be bullied if I lose my family!"

The two big men choked up in the local area. One choked the other red, and the other shook the other. I'm afraid they'll die together in a while. When I made a mistake, I immediately shouted, "come on, somebody separate them!"

Sitting nearby were the disciples of tiger and Duan Sirius. Several guys went up with all their hands and feet to stop them. They were knocked down by two half old men. They were in a tight relationship. Li Yuanba took a chicken leg in his mouth and Lu Zhishen came at the same time with a jar of wine in his arms. One of them hugged the two old men's waist and separated them with a gentle break, Wu Sangui and Lei Laosi kept their own postures in the air and yelled at each other. Wu Sangui said, "if you weren't a traitor, how could I bear eternal curse?" Lei Laosi also said, "even if I lose my family now, not everyone can bully!"

Others were confused, and I was like falling clouds. It should be said that Wu Sangui and Lei Laosi shouldn't have such a big feud. Although the former kicked the field of the latter, now that it's all over, Wu Sangui is not the kind of unreasonable and unforgiving master. What's more, they haven't even met, At this time, I heard a woman around me sigh and say, "why did he come?"

I turned my head and saw that it was Chen Yuanyuan. I said, "who did your sister-in-law say?"

Chen Yuanyuan pointed to old Lei four and said, "this man's surname is Li and his name is self-made. It's the master's death enemy. Unexpectedly, he is still alive."

Suddenly, I couldn't help laughing bitterly and said, "is it true that my friends don't get together?"

Kangxi gloated and said, "Hey, the two anti thieves are fighting again."

I walked by Wu Sangui's ear and said, "third brother, this man in front of you is Lei Laosi."

Wu Sangui said angrily, "I don't care who he is. I only know that he is Li Zi... What are you talking about?"

I smiled and said, "you and brother Yu are playing his field. He is no longer the rebellious farmer." At this meeting, the heroes and the eight Heavenly Kings also advised one after another: "forget it, if people here want to learn from you, you two have to fight dead everywhere."

I said to Lei Laosi again, "fourth brother, there is a misunderstanding. I recognize the wrong person."

Lei Laosi said angrily, "it's strange. I think this man is also annoying!"

I waved and said, "brother three, brother four, and brother Xuan, what do you want to mediate with teacher Chen."

Xuanzang came over with a dish of bean sprouts and said, "come on, let me tell you about this karma."

They laughed once and still sat down to watch the program. Gu Ye and Yu Boya played another ensemble. Then there was a temporary cold scene on the stage. Before XiuXiu and Mao Sui went up to host, several figures suddenly jumped in from the door and grabbed the podium with lightning speed. Then the gongs rang out together, A woman like a wasp sang on an allegro: "today is a good day. Xiaoqiang's wife is called steamed stuffed bun. It's not right to have a childe..." before she finished singing, hundreds of people at the bottom took over the stubble and said, "Qiang's long, Dong, Qiang!" Then he burst into laughter, and the heroes shouted, "second Sister Zhang Qing, look."

Sun erniang and the vegetable garden stood up blankly, facing the couple on the stage, like four people carved out of two molds, so they were two molds.