Recently, such an article was silently launched on the public account of the well-known gourmet shop in City B [B City on the Bite of the Tongue]——
Title: The smell of wine is not afraid of deep alleys, a small home-cooked restaurant that has sprung up suddenly, the miracle of queuing up since its opening, and now it takes a month to make an appointment!
On weekdays, the style of the editor, who is often complained by readers because of his fault-finding and merciless sharp remarks, has suddenly changed. The full text is filled with a style of obsession that is almost idiotic, and he is reluctant to use even a slightly negative statement. It is very stingy, wishing to pile up all the praises and praises in the description of the dishes and small shops.
The article uses a lot of vocabulary such as "must eat", "unforgettable", "smelling lips and teeth", and the editor even regrets that it is impossible to describe the deliciousness of the food clearly in words. It is recommended that everyone must go to taste it in person. The attitude can be described as unprecedented.
To describe the simplest oyster omelette, the editor wrote it like this——
"A bowl of authentic oyster omelet prepared by the proprietress herself chooses plump fresh sea oysters. The selection is not a large variety suitable for raw food, but a small variety suitable for soy sauce water and frying, although the size is small But the flavor is rich, and you can feel the seafood in it. After cleaning it, mix it with sweet potato powder, seasoning, and leeks in an appropriate proportion. Simply heat the oil, add a little chopped green onion to increase the aroma, fry it in the pan until it is crispy, and the inside is still Waxy and soft, pour in the pre-prepared egg liquid, and continue frying on the other side until the heat is just right, then it can be served on a plate, topped with coriander, and the only sauce is the sweet and spicy sauce made by the proprietress, just like the characteristics of Jinqiu Xiaochao. The customer's idea is to choose dipping sauce or eat directly.
A bowl of oyster omelette like this is not very prepared in the golden autumn. It is the best match chosen by the proprietress according to the season. I can't help but put it in my mouth, it melts in my mouth, and I can't forget it. "
The exaggerated description is only for a side dish of the proprietress of Jinqiu Xiaochao, but these exaggerated descriptions that seem to be paid for are actually the words from the heart of the editor and many veterans.
In the necessary scoring link for store exploration, the editor even pulled the lower limit to the extreme in a frenzy——
"Taste: Full marks (There is a menu in front of me, I just want to say, I want to eat it all!)
Environment: full marks (I only remember that it is very clean, the food is great, even if it is a fly restaurant, I will go, not to mention the decoration is not bad!)
Service: Full marks (the proprietress is enthusiastic, nice, and the cooking is delicious, I want to marry her!)
Price: Full marks (if you can buy a place for dinner at night with money! I would break the bank!)”
People who originally sniffed at the excessive headlines and planned to click in to mock them fell into deep thought when they saw the large high-definition photos in the text and the comment descriptions that were more exaggerated than the headlines. In the end... how rich is it? Have all the Tandian numbers these days been written like this? Doesn't it need to be realistic?
But at the end, all of them were speechless for a while amidst the 10W+ reading volume and the comments below crying bitterly calling the editor not to let them never get a meal number plate again.
What's happening here?
As for?
Of course as for!
I don’t know when the Jinqiu Xiaochao, which suddenly became famous, has long been the No. 1 private dish in the hearts of many gourmets, and it is also a private menu that they don’t want to share with others. Then the female voice who answered the phone said softly: "Sorry, if you If you want to make an appointment now, it may take two months to make an appointment, I wonder if you can accept it?" Then he gritted his teeth fiercely and said yes, then clicked on the homepage of the official account and chose to report.
There is no such thing as self-esteem and impatience, food is everything!
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"Xiuzhu, let the senior invite us to have dinner together tonight!" Fang Yanru said silently when the teacher on the podium didn't notice, she ran beside her roommate Jin Xiuzhu, and stared at her expectantly.
Jin Xiuzhu looked at the roommate next to her in embarrassment, pursed her lips for a long time and didn't know how to answer.
But Fang Yanru didn't give up because of her silence, but stubbornly nudged her with her elbow again, with a smile in her voice: "What are the dorm rules in our dormitory? Hmph, we Xiuxiu value sex over friends! How can you not bring him to meet us after making a boyfriend! My brother-in-law hasn’t passed our test yet!”
That's right, Jin Xiuzhu didn't know how to refuse when it came to this, and after thinking about it, she answered yes in a low voice, but after a while, there was a bombardment in the dormitory group.
Fang Yanru quickly threw out the news: "Ahem, I'm announcing a big news! That guy from Xiuxiu's family invited everyone to dinner tonight, everyone should appreciate it!"
So Zhen Susu and Huang Xiaoping, who were in the same dormitory, chirped with each other, and the three of them chatted in the group upside down, and even asked thorny questions that they had to torture their hot brother-in-law night after night .
"Tonight, we must give the senior a good meal and tell her to cheat a flower from our dormitory away like this!"
"Searching for the Encyclopedia of Tortures, I want to dig out the bottom of Senior Chen!"
"Must~ Then ask the senior to sing a love song for us Xiuxiu or something hehe!"
...
Jin Xiuzhu looked at the fast-moving messages and didn't participate in their discussion, feeling overwhelmed.
The classmate Chen Wentian has been in love for three years. She admires his knowledge and kindness, and knows his progress. It is undeniable that his family background is not good, so she did not introduce him to her roommates, and always talked silently. This is where the underground love comes from.
She doesn't feel ashamed because of his poor pockets, but she is always worried that he will be in an embarrassing situation.
The roommate’s boyfriend always gives them brand-name bags and cosmetics as gifts. She knows that most of them go out to expensive restaurants, but she prefers to go for a walk, watch a movie, or read a book in the library for a date.
Chen Wentian was not stingy with her, and he was willing to spend a hundred on her if he had a hundred, but the burden of his family and student loans made his hard-earned money take priority over this, she understood all of this, and the relationship between them There are many little romances that belong to the two alone.
But before that, several of Fang Yanru's boyfriends and Zhen Susu's boyfriend had already invited them to the dormitory for dinner as usual, so it was hard to refuse.
After thinking about the living expenses on his body, he should be able to handle the meal, so he felt relieved, and after thinking for a while, he sent a message to Chen Chen.
"Achen, we will have dinner together in the dormitory tonight, you can come too!"
After getting an affirmative answer, Jin Xiuzhu nodded with satisfaction for her carefully chosen words, so that the other party would not mistakenly think that she was asking him to treat her!
But after a while, Jin Xiuzhu was struck by lightning again!
Fang Yanru lightly sent out such a sentence in the group: "Tonight, I have a restaurant that I have made an appointment for a long time. I just made an appointment today. I will keep the specific location secret~ Hehe, let your senior bring your wallet, we will not Oh, be merciful!"
As soon as the words were uttered, the whole group fell into silence. After all, they had just entered university, and they all knew that their roommate Fang Yanru was the one with the most prosperous family among the four. It doesn't matter if you are rich or you are expensive. I haven't even eaten in the cafeteria in my four years of university life, but the restaurant that she has reserved for a long time, isn't it...
Zhen Susu couldn't hold it back, she just felt that Fang Yanru deliberately wanted to embarrass Jin Xiuzhu. Recently, for some reason, she always saw Fang Yanru saying some sarcastic words in secret, which made Xiuzhu lose face. Now it's even more extreme, even her boyfriend They have to be ripped off, won't it affect the other party's feelings! With a bad temper, she suppressed her dissatisfaction and tried to tease Yuan Yuanchang: "I think we can make AA. After all, I can eat a lot recently. I am afraid that I will ruin Xiuzhu's boyfriend. I am a person who can eat ten bowls in one meal." !"
Feeling that the atmosphere was very awkward, Huang Xiaoping also quickly threw out a message in the group: "Yes, yes, I often can't get enough of the restaurant Yanru ordered, QAQ, I think the small fried restaurant in front of our school is very good! Just fill up! "
"Didn't my boyfriend invite everyone to dinner? What a small stir-fry at the door! Unhealthy and unhygienic! The restaurant I ordered tonight is full! You guys put my heart in my stomach, this is not a western restaurant, this is a Chinese restaurant, it is difficult to make an appointment That’s right, there’s no way for anyone else to jump in line!”
Fang Yanru seemed to feel that her words were a little heavy, and added: "It is said that whether a man loves you or not depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you. Are you all realistic? If Chen Chen graduated earlier than us If he can't even pay for his meals for more than a year, he must be unwilling to spend money for our Xiuxiu! If he doesn't have money, then I'll pay for it, right? Is that okay?"
She thought about Jin Xiuzhu's every sentence, but choked back their words, and no one spoke in the chat group for a while.
Zhen Susu and Huang Xiaoping were too lazy to talk to Fang Yanru, who didn't take money as money, and secretly chatted with her, telling Xiuzhu that they would pay the money by themselves, and Xiuzhu, who didn't want to take advantage of them, just responded with an expression and didn't agree. .
Jin Xiuzhu didn't want the dormitory to be so noisy over such a meal, so she smoothed things over: "I know that Yanru is also for my own good, that's okay, meet at the gate at 6 o'clock in the evening, and you guide us~"
In fact, as soon as the words fell, she felt a little regretful in her heart, but her mother always told her repeatedly that she should not take advantage of others, and now that her face was swollen, she had to be fat, so she silently borrowed two thousand from her younger sister Wanzhu just in case, After receiving the money, I felt a little relieved.
Just treat it, just treat it as a necessary fund for pursuing seniors!
She comforted herself like this.
Fang Yanru was quite satisfied with her suppression of the audience. After all, the male god-level figure whom she had a crush on in private did not know when she would fall to her roommate, who was called the eldest lady, and she couldn't bear it. In her heart, roommate Jin Xiuzhu was the only one from name to personality. Tuzi, can she help the senior? joke!
She made this suggestion today with the idea of making Chen Wentian bleed heavily. She had already asked her family to give Chen Wentian some small tricks for his start-up company. After knowing that the other party's pockets are now empty, she hastily proposed it today. In order to meet the requirements of the dinner party, she had worked so hard to find someone to buy a place for a private kitchen, which was at least 1,000 yuan per person!
She wanted her senior to know that Jin Xiuzhu was not worthy of him at all, and would only hold him back, and she also wanted Xiuzhu to know that her senior was a bottomless pit and not suitable for her, so she should be separated sooner rather than later!
She is bound to win Chen Wentian!