Chapter 320

The drums were beating and the whole room was boiling.

When Ricky Gervais, the host, made his debut, everyone turned around, looked at the stage and applauded the host.

Ricky walked onto the stage smiling and nodded to the audience at the bottom of the stage. Interestingly, with a glass of beer on the podium, Ricky came forward, took a sip of the beer, and then showed a satisfied smile. "Hello, everyone, welcome to the 68th Golden Globe Awards ceremony. We are live broadcasting at the Hilton Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles. Tonight will be a party and a drunken night."

There were low cheers and Ricky nodded in agreement. "Of course, it's like a breakfast for Charlie Sheen."

No wonder, no wonder Ricky will put a glass of beer on the table, originally intended to tease Charlie. Recently, one by one, Charlie's negative news is so intense that the paparazzi can't help it. Tonight, Charlie was absent from the award ceremony.

"Let's be clear." Ricky put on a serious posture and began to review the recent negative news. Can you imagine that he found a pornographic star, paid her to accompany him to dinner and introduced her to his ex-wife Ricky smiles sarcastically and interacts with the audience.

In the end, the audience of the organizer roared with laughter, which was the audience seat opened by the organizer to avoid the cold; However, lanli looked around him, everyone's expression was a little indifferent, and he didn't respond to Ricky's joke much.

Ricky shrugged and said, "then they went to the hotel, got drunk, took off their clothes, made a mess of the place, and locked the girl in the closet. Also, it was Monday. He really doesn't know what he's going to do if he's going to cross the University. "

The laughter at the scene was a little dry. Everyone can hear Ricky's laugh and slot, but if it's too superfluous, it will become a personal attack. The really smart host stops at the first sentence of "breakfast" and makes a point without saying it. This is the best effect.

However, Langley feels a sense of absurd joy. Ricky is a famous British comedian. His humorous points are expected to be very popular in Britain, but in the United States... They are not so politically correct. Langley thought that tonight's Golden Globe award should be very interesting.

Sure enough, Ricky went on to say, "this is the year of 3D movies. There are so many 3D movies, such as toy story, godfather, and war record. It looks like all the movies this year are in 3D, except for the fatal companion After that, the atmosphere at the scene was a little slow. It took half a beat to laugh. Ricky shook his head and showed an apologetic smile. "I feel bad about telling this joke. I admit that I just want to go with the flow. In fact, I haven't seen the fatal companion tour at all. Of course, no one has seen it. "

Fender Bender.

This is the only thought in lanli's head now. In the sight, we can see Angelina Jolie nestling in Brad Pitt's arms. Her expression is a little stiff.

The cameraman standing beside the round table was always ready to switch the camera to the guests' table to shoot the reaction of the guests, which is also the most wanted picture of the TV audience; But now, they are standing still. The atmosphere in the first floor platform is so terrible that almost no one dares to speak, let alone smile.

This kind of low pressure, which is as silent as death, forms a sharp gap with the audience's laughter coming from behind. Lanli and Ryan, Jennifer exchange a line of sight, found that they are all choking smile, choking really hard, can only bow his head, hide his expression.

"But, but it must be good because it's nominated. Will you all shut up? " Ricky tried to continue the joke, but Langley knew that if it was interrupted here, the atmosphere would be better and everyone could laugh, but if it continued, the scene would be terrible.

Ricky went on.

"I would also like to clarify a ridiculous rumor that the reason why" lethal companion "is nominated is that members of the Hollywood Foreign Journalists Association can date Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie."

I can see that Johnny's face is very blue. He wore a pair of sunglasses tonight. He didn't take them off after the opening, but his face is still visible. Lan Li thinks that the car accident is still going on. Isn't this kind of mentality of watching a good play right?

"This is pure nonsense!" Ricky went on, but before Angelina and Johnny could catch their breath, his words went on, "that's not the only reason. The judges also accepted bribes."

Johnny laughed, but he was gnashing his teeth. The stiff smile on his face could hardly maintain the ceremony etiquette.

"It's not right either. In fact, they just took the judges to a concert of Cher." There was no laughter at the scene, and everyone's expressions make complaints about it. But Ricky's Tucao continues. "What kind of a bribe is this? Who wants to see Cher? Of course not! Why not? Because it's not 1975. "

Lanli could feel the killing eyes of the guests on the scene, all of them gathered together and projected to Ricky on the stage; What's more, the director watched everyone's expression, just like an ant on a hot pot. Tom Hanks looked directly at the director with a puzzled look on his face and a stern look of questioning.

But Langley knew it was not the end. If Ricky knew "degree", the first laugh would be at the end of breakfast; The second laugh will end where "no one has seen it.". But the reality is

"A lot of popular movies didn't win nominations," sex and the city 2 said. But I think the special effects Department of the Golden Globe Awards must have visited their poster production team, especially the brush team. " This time, the scene finally showed a smile again, even the "sex and the city 2" crew itself laughed, if you stop here, that's good. It's a pity.

"Girls, we all know your age. I've seen you in the golden opportunity. Jesus

"Peerless opportunity" is a set of American dramas which was very popular in the 1970s.

Lanli can see that Angelina Jolie directly drops her handbag on the table, Helena Bonham Carter shakes her head, and Annette bening looks at jacki weaver, who is at the same table in consternation. She seems to doubt that she has heard the wrong thing.

There is almost no cover up for the discrimination against women.

The crash continued. "Also not nominated are 'I love you Morris' actors Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors who play a homosexual couple, which reminds me of some famous actors who believe in science. Their situation is just the opposite."

It's a joke about Tom Cruise and John Travolta, and the recent rumors that the two actors are gay are once again blatant.

This time, the scene directly broke out boos, obviously very dissatisfied with Ricky's advance, which also let blue Li eye opener.

In 2005, Chris Rock acted as the host of the Oscars. In the opening talk show, he repeatedly broke the lower limit, burst out a lot of untimely remarks, and provoked many big names to turn their faces. However, at that time, there was no booing at the scene. At most, it was just embarrassment.

Now it seems that the tit for tat of journalists on the red carpet is not so strange.

Ricky for the audience's response is very puzzled, spread his hands to express helplessness, "there is a possibility ah." The boos still didn't stop, Ricky's expression was slightly astringent, and the situation at the scene was unexpected. He explained in a joking tone, "my lawyer told me that this joke must be carefully worded." This time, the boos finally subsided. He waved his hand with a smile. "They're not here anyway." That's the end of the joke.

I haven't lost my mind yet.

"I was going to say that an actor and a ballet dancer had reversed their positions, but now it seems that I should be in the drama department." Ricky didn't forget to stab Natalie in the dark.

Although there was no name, lanli could clearly feel that the air at their table suddenly froze. Natalie's smile at the corner of her mouth was obviously stiff, and even the polite etiquette could not be maintained.

"There are a lot of great shows this year." Ricky has gone on with it. "The Atlantic Empire" and "the walking dead..." later, using "the walking dead" as a gimmick, he satirized Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy, as a zombie. He married his 24-year-old new wife at the age of 84, and ridiculed this lady for Hugh's huge legacy, "The only reason they got married, she said, was because he lied about his age. He said he was ninety-four. " They also joked about their bed, vividly depicting the scene in the bedroom with their left hand, mouth and expression for 15 seconds.

The atmosphere froze for a moment, and everyone looked at each other. I didn't expect that Ricky would directly show the details of the bed on the stage of global live broadcast - there's no way to grade the TV. Similarly, there is no problem with the smile itself. It's the lack of propriety.

Ricky shrugged at the fact that the audience didn't understand his joke, then took a sip of beer to express his dissatisfaction. But Lan Li could clearly feel that the round tables around him were all dead and silent, and no one could laugh. Even the polite smile on his face could not be maintained.

This reminds Langley of the event in 2004 when Justin Timberlake pulled off half of Janet Jackson's bra on the Super Bowl stage.

"In addition to Hugh, there's another person who's not telling his age, Langley hall. I'm sure he's only 14 years old. I'm not sure what deal he's made with Steven and Tom, but obviously it's not the deal I want to hear. But it was a good deal. He got two nominations, just like Johnny Depp