"Regular viewers know that in the past, I kept mentioning a man until Portia began to doubt me." At the beginning of Allen's introduction, the audience burst into laughter. "But I want to say, he is handsome, handsome, humorous, brilliant, and so on. Did I just say 'handsome'? I mean, it's hard not to like him. Let's welcome, Langley hall
The screams and cheers broke out instantly. The door in front of lanli slowly opened, and then the hot cry was like a waterfall. The roar of the vibration above the eardrum made the pupil vibrate quickly. The whole world was shaking, and the hot wave directly engulfed him.
Even though the warm welcome outside the studio just now made lanli psychologically prepared, at this moment, seeing the boiling sea of people, lanli still felt the shock again. 300 audience members stood up, cheered, clapped, screamed and jumped, just like the sea when the hurricane came, surging with waves.
Lanli stepped forward and nodded to the audience with a smile. Unexpectedly, this action triggered another wave of tsunami on the scene. The earth shaking sound made the whole studio feel its power. It was not only unexpected, but also unprepared. The smile on the corner of lanli's mouth rose and cast a suspicious line of sight at Allen.
Allen was standing in the same place, smiling, did not answer, just opened his arms, made a hug gesture.
There was a trace of helplessness in lanli's eyes. Hugs are not popular in Britain, nor in China. But this is the United States, and it's still a warm daytime talk show. So he went to Rome to do as the Romans do. Originally, he wanted to hug in a gentlemanly manner - just the part of the shoulder, keeping a distance below the shoulder, to show politeness.
But I didn't expect that after Ellen hugged lanli's shoulder, he just jumped on lanli. Suddenly, lanli just hugged her reflexively to avoid her falling down. Then Ellen's legs firmly clasped lanli's back, hanging on lanli like a koala.
This action suddenly made the whole audience lose their senses. They screamed, screamed and roared. All the sounds broke out and kept on hearing, as if the eardrum was in danger and on the verge of collapse at any time. This is really a little overwhelming.
Alan gave a big smile, hugged him tightly, and said in his ear, "may I kiss you?"
In the noise, Lan Li thought that he was listening, and he opened his eyes to verify it. But Allen killed Lan Li unprepared again. He just printed a kiss on his cheek, and even heard the sound of "Bo". All this was so absurd and strange that Lan Li began to laugh.
Alan jumped down from lanli contentedly and made a gesture of introduction to present lanli to the audience. The sound of the whole audience swarmed from all directions. The boiling air was beating on the surface of the skin, which was hotter than the summer sun on the gold coast.
The warm welcome lasted for nearly two minutes. It was overwhelming and continuous. It was only at Allen's call that it calmed down a little. Langley looked at Allen in surprise. Allen spread out his hands and said with a smile, "how do you like it? If you come here every day, you can enjoy the same treatment as me. "
Is this... Shocking education?
Lanli's first time on the talk show, or even the first time to record a TV program, Allen relied on his rich experience, took the lead in the move, killed lanli by surprise, all the situations were overwhelming. Being a man of two generations is the experience in Lan Li's mind, but he can't find anything to help.
Smile on the corner of the mouth rose up, blue Li gently shook his head, the corner of the mouth more and more radian, "I am more curious is, why?" Langley's answer also surprised Allen. "I mean, 'buried alive' is not 'inception', and I'm not Leonardo DiCaprio. To tell you the truth, there should be countless people in front of the TV with questions: who the hell is that guy? "
This self teasing made the audience clap their hands and laugh, but Allen was not surprised. In the previous confrontation, he had already experienced the wisdom of Langley. "The thing is, before today, the film you starred in has always been the object of my keen discussion. In the program, I may or may not have mentioned your name many times, and... Er, I made some little gags. So the audience of our program knows you quite well. "
You don't need to look at the little gags. Langley knows that it must be Allen's spoof again. American talk shows always like this.
"In fact, our program has always refused to mention your movie's name." Alan said awkwardly, holding his hands together.
"Why Lanli's unconventional response stunned the audience. Then the audience burst into laughter. Even Allen didn't expect this move, and burst out laughing. Langley shrugged. "I mean, it's not an audience friendly movie, it's not a movie with big stars..."
"You are the star in our mind!" There was a sharp cheering from the audience, which interrupted Lan Li's words.
Blue Li Leng Leng, turned his head to see the direction of the voice, showed a smile, nodded, "thank you." The scene screamed again, and Langley raised his eyebrows and jokingly said, "now I finally know how Leonardo DiCaprio feels." The banter made the whole audience laugh, even Alan.
"More importantly, it's not an interesting movie. You really don't have to mention it. " Lan Li waved his hand with an indifferent expression on his face. "We'll see the box office of the movie now." The words behind didn't say it, but shook his head regretfully.
The laughter just couldn't stop.
Ellen had to admit that at the beginning her assault had a little bit of the upper hand, but now, Langley has regained control of the situation. Is this really Langley's first TV show?
"No, no, smart guy." Alan went straight to Tucao, and the unrelentless sarcasm make complaints about laughter in the audience. "The reason is, because I sent you two invitations, but you refused to appear on our program, which is very unfair to us. To be honest, I know for the first time that someone turned down my show. It's so sad. So I refuse to advertise your film on the show. "
The audience was very cooperative with Allen, and immediately hissed and denounced lanli. However, it was only for a while, and then he began to laugh.
Lanli pursed the corners of his mouth and frowned, "so... You mean... You invited me to record the show when I was busy working, when I was beaten up in Rio de Janeiro, when I was worried about whether someone would kidnap me..."
In fact, the last sentence is Mexican Terrier, which ridicules the poor law and order in South America and the frequent occurrence of kidnapping cases.
The burst of laughter interrupted lanli's words again. He had to pause for a moment and then said, "then, you blame me for refusing your invitation?"
Alan was stunned, thought it over, and then nodded, "yes, yes, basically, that's it."
Lan Li's face suddenly realized, and said with profound meaning, "typical woman."
Now, Alan blew his hair and said, "Hey, Mr. Langley, you're sexist. You have to know that you're surrounded by 250 women. You have to be careful with what you say."
But Lan Li spread out his hands and said again, "typical man."
The two sentences are so similar, but their meanings are quite different. Women are always self-centered and ask men to make more promises and take more actions; Men always turn a deaf ear to what women want, but they never do it.
The audience at the scene were stunned, but they didn't react for a moment. Ellen was the first to recover. She tried to hold back, but she didn't hold back. She just laughed. Even because she laughed too much, she had to turn her back to the audience to maintain her image.
Then, the audience burst into laughter.
Lan Li stood in the same place with an innocent expression and shrugged, which made everyone laugh more happily. After a while, Alan finally turned around. Langley asked curiously, "so, did you really invite me twice?" Andy never mentioned it, and it was too bold to invite a new actor on the show before the Golden Globes.
"Once." Alan showed the face of being caught and said honestly.
Lan Li pursed the corners of his mouth. "At least once. I would never say that other talk shows still don't know my name. "
Looking at the calm expression of Lan Li's face, the contrast of the gap was too strong. The success of the cold humor made the laughter ring again.
Allen also keenly grasped the words of Langley and took a step forward. "Then today is the chance. I'd like to introduce this man to everyone in front of the TV. This man is Langley hall. In the past period of time, the hero of the thriller movie "buried alive", which I mentioned many times, has just received two nominations for best actor in the Golden Globe Award. It's a wonderful movie! Wonderful performance! Absolutely wonderful! Welcome, welcome to my show
The solemn introduction officially announced the brilliant debut of lanli in the TV program. The audience welcomed lanli with the warmest applause!
Lanli nodded to the audience with a smile, and then saw the red light of camera No.3 come on. He knew that this was the seat he was shooting, so he nodded to the camera with a smile, which was a greeting to the audience in front of the TV. Then, he turned to look at Allen, "so that's the end of the interview. Should I leave or not? Because you haven't asked me to sit down so far, I wonder if I... "