Chapter 895

Applause thundered. Billy Cristo is a comedian who has been in charge of the microphone of Oscar host for nine times. Hollywood's support and support, after a long period of accumulation and countless experiences, is very important.

In the expectation of all the people, Billy left the stage and came to the guest table. At last, he stood beside Ryan and Langley. The scene whistled and roared more and more fiercely. Not only because of Billy's unexpected behavior after the opening; It's also because Ryan and Raleigh appear at the same time——

In 2011, among the new generation of actors and actresses, the two most popular representatives with the most topics, many people call them the Gemini of "George Clooney and Brad Pitt", deserving to be the focus of attention tonight. Now, just at the beginning, Billy has fixed the camera on two people.

Waiting for the cheers and shouts to calm down, Billy said with a smile, "I just think the audience in front of the TV should want to see the faces of these two handsome guys." A joke, once again let the audience laugh, and blue Li and Ryan two people exchanged a line of sight, both can't help laughing.

"I'm sorry, Langley, I tried to clip you in the short film, but I've already kissed George, and I can't step on two boats, so please forgive me." Billy said solemnly, explaining why "crazy love" didn't appear in the opening video, but also focused on lenley in a provocative way.

In fact, the real reason is that in the past month, things went on one by one, and lanli had no time to take part in the behind the scenes shooting of the video.

In the face of Billy's ridicule, blue Li raised his voice to reply.

Unfortunately, lanli didn't wear a microphone. In order to create a surprise for the opening ceremony, the organizer didn't submit the microphone to lanli in time, hoping that lanli and Ryan would show a real unexpected reaction, so no one else could hear them. But all the guests around lenley heard it. In a flash, everyone clapped their hands and laughed. Even Meryl Streep turned around and gave lenley a thumbs up.

Billy opened his mouth slightly, obviously did not expect lanli's counterattack - everyone knows that lanli's eloquence is outstanding, but here is the Oscar, not the Golden Globe, the level and specifications are not the same, who knows, lanli's counterattack is so sharp and humorous, it really makes people shine.

However, Billy, who had been on the battlefield for a long time, did not panic at all. He looked around and said, "well, maybe we should invite Robert Pattinson. 18 to 24 year olds might like it better. " The casual banter ignited the mood of a group of people around lanli and burst into laughter.

Of course, other people in the meeting also laughed - Robert Pattinson's Terrier, in fact, is the same as Justin Bieber. The stars of "Twilight city" are not welcomed by the college. Even though Robert is very popular, he is still not invited to attend tonight. However, the lack of lanli's response just now is like the lack of a piece of jigsaw puzzle, which is not right!

However, Billy did not plan to answer, stepped forward and returned to the stage to continue his hosting.

The guests were almost tortured to death by curiosity, and they all whispered to each other: what did Lan Li say just now?

"Thank you. Thank you very much." Billy stood on the stage again, looked at the guests under the stage and said with a smile, "the applause just now is really 'very loud, very close'

To tease with the name of the best picture nominated by the Oscar, the image is appropriate; At the same time, it also makes up for the regret that there is no editing of this work in the short film. "Of course, my relatives and friends are watching tonight's ceremony in front of the TV at home, 'very loud, very close', which is also their way of watching."

The same sentence, but because of different occasions, different objects, and interpretation of the meaning. The guests at the scene began to laugh.

"This is my code of the United States. Just three days before the award ceremony, the court passed Kodak's bankruptcy petition. CIM group, the owner of Kodak Theatre, made a request to the Oscar organizers, hoping that the Academy would no longer mention "Kodak Theatre" in the publicity and live broadcast of the award ceremony, but change its name to "Hollywood Highland Center", and use the name of Hollywood Highland Center where Kodak Theatre is located before it has a new naming right.

The college agreed to the request.

But obviously, it is not easy to change the habits of the past decade in just three days. So, there was Billy's banter, and there was a warm response from the audience.

"We're here to celebrate this traditional Hollywood event, to create good memories as well as lifelong hatred." Billy's calm and restrained humor, always with political and social criticism, "we are a part of such a great industry, the film can always let us escape the pressure, provide entertainment, no matter what happens, the cinema is always there waiting, let's laugh, cry, question, reflect and text."

Billy's words continued, but there was a pause. "Text?" People immediately responded, and the laughter rang out again.

"So tonight we're all here to have fun." Billy shrugged his shoulders and joked, "because the best way to relieve the pain of the world economy is to watch a group of millionaires present each other a little golden man without clothes."

There was laughter and applause. After that, Billy entered his classic period again: in the form of a Broadway opera, connecting all the best picture nominations, singing loudly, interspersed with laughter, a little performance, a little ridicule, a little humor and, of course, a little joy.

Billy Christo is popular with the Oscars not because he is the funniest, but because he is the most appropriate.

Satire and ridicule go all the way, ridicule and banter run through the whole process, relaxed and cheerful is an active atmosphere, he will not be too radical, launch personal attacks or seize social hot spots; He's not too clumsy, and he doesn't control humor and baggage. At the same time, the elegance and maturity of his golden age actor is in line with the consistent image of Oscar.

Almost every one of the nine nominated works has only 20 to 30 seconds to show. However, Billy's graceful and comfortable performance has really brought the Kodak Theater, Hollywood Highland Center, into the atmosphere of Broadway theater. After all the nine nominated works are connected, Billy covers his chest with both hands and shakes his head and says, "sorry, Ryan and Langley, you need to work hard next year. "

A smooth joke created the biggest laugh and highlight in the whole singing series, and all the guests applauded.

Finally, Billy stood in the center of the stage. "Nine, that's nine. Tonight's performance will be very wonderful. Also, if you are curious about what Langley said just now, please stick to the last moment of the award ceremony. Don't turn the table because of the advertisement, and don't doze off because of the four hour performance. Well, please look forward to it. "

Pause, silence; And then, laughter.

Jessica bumped Lansley with her left elbow and shook her head with a smile. "God, everyone's asking, even Alexander Penn."

In the process of Billy's performance, a small area with lanli as the center of the circle became the focus of attention of all the people in the audience. Curious inquiries were endless. People were always whispering and exchanging what they heard. It was not the kind of noisy waves, but the calm little ripples that spread little by little.

Blue Li spread his hands, expression helpless, "I have a kind of ominous premonition, Billy Christo should continue to trouble me." Not to mention Alexander Payne, even Martin Scorsese, who was sitting behind him, patted him on the shoulder and asked seriously, "what did you say just now? I didn't hear you clearly

Looking back, lanli saw Ryan's face full of laughter and joy. Obviously, it's a lot of fun to watch a good play.

Blue Li helplessly rolled a white eye, "so, do you want to?"

Ryan waved his hand again and again and denied it in a hurry. After all, he couldn't hold back his smile and laughed.

"Are you sure it's not because you don't want to shave your head?" This is Langley's response just now——

Billy teases lanli with "crazy love". This is a love movie. If a spoof short film is made, then Billy will have to fall in love with lanli. But in the real short film, Billy and George kiss each other in real earnest. Therefore, Billy expresses that "he can't step on two boats".

Lanli teased Billy with "anti cancer me": the scene of shaved head in the movie caused numerous discussions; And Billy's hair is really worrying.

A short fight, showing not only the wit of lanli, but also the humor of lanli, is really an eye opener for Billy.

Between talking and laughing, Billy invited the first prize winner, Tom Hanks, to present the first trophy of the evening: The Best Photography Award.

Award ceremony, start.