Chapter 1192

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the 85th Academy Awards ceremony. The journey of amusing Tommy Lee Jones is about to set sail." Seth McFarlane's first burden made the scene burst into laughter.

Previously, at the 70th Golden Globe Awards ceremony in January this year, two talented female comedians, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, who came from the "Saturday night live" family, joined hands as hosts. Their jokes, humor, control and rhythm were highly praised and even praised as the best performances in the past decade.

After the award ceremony, all the media sent enthusiastic praise, and the overwhelming news coverage even surpassed the ceremony and the award itself, becoming the biggest attraction.

The only exception is "Entertainment Weekly", a top entertainment magazine that was controversial because of "hype" last year. After a year of recuperation and adjustment, it finally recovered. Although they no longer bother with Langley, they still maintain a gimmick style of reporting, and become the only media to sing the opposite tune after the Golden Globe Award.

However, at the award ceremony, Tommy Lee Jones, who won the best supporting actor nomination with "Lincoln", was indifferent throughout the whole process. Several scans of the camera captured Tommy's stinky face, which quickly became a hot focus on social networks, and a large number of expression packs appeared.

This is the reason for Seth's first burden. The scene director's camera is aimed at Tommy for the first time. The old actor is helpless and even has some shyness. Then the audience starts clapping and teasing, and the atmosphere immediately becomes active.

"I can't believe I'm standing here in front of billions of people. It's crazy." Seth finished the transition smoothly and said, "I'm here to host the Oscars now. I'm so honored that so many people don't want to take over." The scene laughed again, "from UBI Goldberg to Ron Jeremy, and finally to Seth McFarlane, that's me."

Oscar host stick is a hot potato. It is said that Amy poller and Tina Fei are also candidates, but after careful consideration, they choose to refuse and go to the Golden Globes. Because the Oscar host seat is a thankless position.

Seth's self mockery has won the house.

"Tonight, for the first time in the history of the Oscars, we will pay tribute to the film and music, and there will be many surprises. But first of all, there are so many excellent movies this year, "escape from Teheran." who watched them? " Seth conventionally cut into the focus of best picture. Sure enough, the first topic was "escape from Tehran", which was nominated by the best director——

Almost the whole Hollywood is fighting for Ben Affleck. It seems that every director chose Affleck in the voting stage, but Affleck still lost the election. Everyone is "I don't understand what's going on" expression, trying to shirk responsibility.

"Escape from Tehran" interprets a confidential document about an American hostage rescue operation during the post revolutionary period in Iran Seth spoke very fast, trying to speed up the packing. "When we talk about confidential documents, it's not a joke, so that the Academy judges don't even know who the director of the film is."

This time, there was a lot of laughter.

The camera is aimed at Ben Affleck under the stage. He smiles with pride and humility and nods to the audience.

Seth added, "they know they made a mistake, Ben. It's not your fault." But this laugh didn't resonate, because the voters were the guests present, and further, the famous directors. No one was willing to respond positively to this incident.

On the contrary, Jessica can't help laughing, pursed her lips and choked her smile. Lanli noticed the movement and turned her head. Then she saw that Jessica was smiling all over her eyes. She shook her head gently to say it was OK. But lanli opened her mouth and said, "I don't like it."

He doesn't like "escaping from Teheran". It's a masterpiece of standard, but it's far from the level of masterpiece, let alone classic.

Jessica's eyes were full of surprise. Without words, the excitement and excitement of empathy came out.

The exchange of eyes between Langley and Jessica was just a moment of tacit understanding. Seth on the stage also noticed the silence off the stage, so he quickly changed the topic. "For American films, this is a very brilliant year. The domestic box office in North America has reached 10.8 billion US dollars. In fact, For the first time, Hollywood's financial staff need to work overtime to prove that the work doesn't make money. "

Because to make money you need to raise taxes.

Seth was relieved by the laughter again. He was still slightly nervous. "For some of you, this may be a big day, because we all know that winning an Oscar is the guarantee of long-term success."

There was a good laugh under the stage, which interrupted Seth's rhythm. He stopped tactfully. "You already know what's next, don't you?" This time won applause and laughter, then Seth said, "look at Langley hall. Last year, he became the youngest Best Actor winner in the history of Oscar by making history."

Applause, thunderous applause suddenly rang out.

Lan Li showed an unexpected look. He looked around and didn't understand the source of the applause. The camera lens accurately captured Lan Li's look, and then projected it on the big screen. After the applause, there was laughter.

"Then lenley won the box office, won the third consecutive Oscar nomination, and finally he became the sexiest man in the world. God, I want to be lenley hall." Seth's exclamation made the laughter of the whole audience unable to stop, and even some people whistled noisily.

With a turn of the head, Langley saw the source of the voice: Hugh Jackman.

Jackman even winked at him, which made him laugh.

"Tonight, foreign films are also very eye-catching." love "won the best picture nomination." Seth's introduction let the applause ring again, and the camera immediately aimed at Emmanuel liva, and the applause immediately became more enthusiastic. "However, I gave it a name, 'this is ninety years old.'" After a half second pause, there was a low laugh.

Seth quickly moved on to the next topic. "There are still some Hollywood aristocrats here tonight. Roman Coppola won the nomination for best original screenplay for the kingdom of the rising moon." Cheers and applause went on at the same time.

"This is the sixth Oscar nominees of the Coppola family. It must be very happy to grow up in such a family, right?" Seth said with a smile, "Mom, I got an a in Spanish!" Is it? Really? Everyone who is related to you has an Oscar. "

This time, the whole audience laughed.

"In addition, we have a real British nobleman at the scene." As soon as Seth's words came out, the laughter stopped abruptly, and all his eyes were projected in the same direction. Seth rubbed his hands and said, "Mr. blue hall, hoo, this is the feeling of sudden acceleration of heart. So how does it feel to be a member of the royal family and an Oscar winner? "

Among all the attention, Lan Li showed a shallow smile.

To be honest, he didn't expect Seth to make fun of him in such a calm way at the award ceremony. After all, it's not easy to control his discretion. But Oscar is a Carnival Party. It's true to relax and have fun.

So, in the face of such a problem, Lan Li didn't panic or worry, and made a simple and clear response

"Good."

Although there was no microphone in lanli's hand at this time, the voice spread around clearly, and the mouth shape was very accurate and clear. Seth, who was standing on the stage, was stunned when he caught the information, and then he was dumbfounded.

"Good?" Seth confirmed in a confused voice, then nodded, "OK! Of course, it's taken for granted, and I shouldn't be surprised. After all, I don't have one. It must be very, very wonderful. " That face pretended to be lonely expression, successfully created the biggest smile——

It alludes to every Hollywood top tycoon who pursues fame and wealth, noble status and little golden man. This is what everyone pursues diligently, but lanli has everything now.

The back and forth dialogue, without too much fancy, successfully created the first happy moment of collective clapping and laughing.

"In addition, Daniel Day Lewis, another Englishman, who is temporarily determined not to be a noble, also came to the scene." Seth's improvisation won applause from the audience again. "Daniel, your shooting process is really interesting. I read the magazine and said that you are completely in Lincoln's world. You have never been in a play 24 hours a day. So if you saw a cell phone, would you 'oh my God, what's that'

This time, the burden of the war was a complete roar of laughter.

Seth himself could not help laughing, some ridiculous, some spoof, "I was still thinking, if you met don Chandler in the parking lot, would you want to rescue him?" The laughter could not stop. Even Daniel himself covered his cheek and burst into laughter. "I mean, how deep are you in the play?"

Then Seth mentioned "the rescued Jango." the story tells of a man fighting to win back his woman. He is possessed by an unimaginable God of violence, but... Chris Brown and Rihanna call it a dating movie

While laughing, boos were everywhere.

"Oh? oh no We were worried about whether he would be the same as in the movie. " The laughter couldn't stop at all. Seth nodded, "I'll tell you in advance that this is the worst joke. Do you feel better?"