Chapter 1254

In every Norton show, Graham Norton officially has a stage of retention, make complaints about recent events and hot spots. Of course, this is the common link of late night talk shows in Britain and the United States; However, compared with the United States, British jokes are more exciting.

Like the first part of tonight.

"Tonight, my wife is so excited. I haven't seen her for a long time. It seems that it's a century since I met the audience again. It's like Keith Vaz's wife is not at home."

Keith watts, a British MP, was recently exposed by the Sun newspaper that he recruited the prostitute when his wife was not at home, and the other party was a man.

Among all the laughter, Graham was excited, holding his hands cross, showing a young girl's heart budding posture, and continued, "it's really... Exciting." Then gently rub hands, do not need too much words, that expression is enough to make people imagine, the audience's laughter and applause simply can not stop.

From politics to entertainment, from sports to society, news from all sides can be a source of ridicule. This also make complaints about the British talk show skyrocket. The last part of today's opening is also full of hot points.

"Finally, the Royal news about Pippa Middleton that worries us so much."

Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton's sister, is the sister of the current princess.

Since her sister joined the royal family, Pippa's negative news has repeatedly been in the headlines, and compared with her sister in many aspects. Some people even use negative words such as "laughing stock" to describe Pippa. In Britain, the attention and attention of Royal news can be seen from this.

Graham took an exaggerated breath. "She's recently been given special privacy protection, you know, after the release of those indescribable private photos." In the Internet age, the privacy of mobile phones and computers is gradually exposed, and there are countless things about photos. This time it's Pippa Middleton's turn.

Amid the laughter, Graham zipped up his mouth and said he couldn't talk more, then added, "but if you're curious, these photos have been widely circulated on the Internet."

Just when everyone thought that this sentence was so common that it didn't explode at all, a picture appeared on the big screen

Above the picture, Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince Harry are sitting side by side. In the middle of the picture, Prince Charles is holding a mobile phone and confirming the picture of the mobile phone, while Prince William and Prince Harry on both sides are pointing their fingers and explaining to their father.

In an instant, the applause and laughter of the audience were like a tsunami. It's not only because the pictures are too meaningful, but also because there are a lot of Prince William's family photos in the leaked photos. After going on, things can start divergent thinking immediately.

"You never know how much we can have." Graham added, which also made the laughter roar like thunder. In just three minutes, Graham once again showed the important reason why everyone likes "Norton show". Then he cut into the theme, "the above is today's political highlights. Next, I will introduce today's guests."

"Later, everyone's familiar Robbie Williams will be on the stage. He will perform his latest single live, the one he sang at the British music awards not long ago.

But first of all, when he first appeared on the stage, he was a world-famous child star. Then he broke the shackles and became an actor who was highly praised on the stage and film screens. He was our good friend: Daniel Radcliffe

Graham quickly stepped forward, gave Daniel a hug and welcomed him to the red couch in the middle of the stage.

The audience applauded warmly, "Harry Potter" grew up with countless people; Similarly, in turn, the audience witnessed Daniel grow up from an 11-year-old to a 20-year-old, which is an irreplaceable memory. Of course, for Daniel's acting career, it's motivation and pressure.

"Second, he is now the most popular singer among young people in Britain. He reinterprets people's view of Yorkshire." I make complaints about Yorkshire.

"What's more, he once again gives folk songs a new vitality. This young man, who recently celebrated his 22nd birthday, is about to launch a new world tour this year. He is... Ed Sheeran

A cheering, even more enthusiastic than Daniel, can clearly feel the current British pursuit and support for ED, and then you can see ed slightly stiff and clumsy on the stage, with a shy smile on his face, some flurried to welcome Graham's embrace, the appearance of being at a loss even triggered a whistle on the scene.

"Next."

Graham went to the front of the stage. "I need a little space and time to introduce this guest. He is the youngest Oscar winner in film history, and his "crazy love" movie is still my favorite love movie... Yes, I know. I just agreed with him

In the middle of the introduction, the scene began to stir up and seemed to be cheering for "crazy love". Graham glanced at the audience tactfully, expressed his views in agreement, resolved the crisis, and then continued his introduction.

"In addition, he has successfully won the Grammy Award, launched the ice bucket challenge, and reinterpreted the tragic world. He is the sexiest man in the world in 2012. He is the dream lover of countless people, including myself. With his own practical actions, he has given new meaning to performance and music. Yes, I know. The scene has been so hot before he came out.... "

The excitement of the scene was obviously irrepressible. Graham's speaking rhythm was faster and faster. He raised his right hand as high as a starting gun, which raised the mood of all the audience.

"Let's welcome - Grammy winner, Emmy winner, Oscar winner, British Academy Award winner, Berlin Film winner, and the latest Oliver award winner, Langley hall!"

"Ah, ah

"Ah, ah

"Ah, ah

The whole studio began to shiver again, and the audience stood up, including Daniel and ed. applause, screams, shouts, shouts, roars and roars were surging in their ears, the earth shaking hurricane, Is tearing all reason to pieces.

Waiting and waiting, repressing and repressing, now it's time to release completely.

The most exaggerated thing is that even the photographers on the scene stood up, because the camera was mounted on the tripod and operated automatically, so they gave up their hands, gave up their position, whistled and encouraged their hands one after another, and joined in this unparalleled carnival.

Behind the crystal curtain, Lan Li appeared.

With a light pink shirt and a navy blue suit, his short curly hair combed up, revealing his handsome face completely. With a shallow smile at the corner of his mouth, he politely said hello all the way to the stage. His step seemed to gather the eyes of the whole world, and an invisible spotlight shrouded his shoulder.

"Ah, ah

The scream broke away from control for the second time, mixed with crying and shouting, twisted, deformed, hoarse and torn, burst out the powerful energy in the heart, and continuously tilted out. The magnificent momentum was enough to make the meteor shower fade, so that the whole studio turned into a sea of fire.

Graham also had to shake his head repeatedly to express his helplessness and admiration.

Seeing this, Graham raised his hands and made an act of homage, which made Langley laugh. The cheerful and brilliant smile destroyed the audience's defense line again. The scream began to tremble slightly, and it seemed that there was no end at all, and it could last forever.

Lenley took the initiative to meet him, held Graham politely, cast a funny look, as if to say: are you serious?

Graham laughed, patted Langley on the arm and said, "of course. Look at the scene for yourself. " The eyes make complaints about this: "is this my home court?" Why does it seem to be your home now? It made Lan Li laugh again.

Turning around, Graham formally introduced to the audience, "guys, this is Langley hall!"

In the hot applause, Langley went to the side and shook hands with ED and Daniel respectively. Just as he was about to sit down, a gentle slap came from his arm and turned around. Then he saw Graham's helpless expression on his face, indicating to the audience that this is your mess. You must clean it up.

Blue speechless brow make complaints about Graham, and the Tucao and confrontation you came to me were already started before the talk show officially started.

But above the action, Lan Li didn't have any hesitation. He repeatedly raised his hand and pressed it down. The voice was transmitted through the microphone, but in the shouting, it was like a boat in the rough sea, which couldn't be transmitted at all.

However, it's not the first time that Langley has dealt with such a situation. He turns his head and signals ed and Daniel to sit down first. Then he also sits down himself. Finally, he presses his hand toward the audience and signals everyone to sit down.

It's like a circus.

Under the guidance of the trainer, the audience finally sat down one after another. The applause continued, but the shouts and screams were finally calmed down. Graham finally found his voice again, "God! Oh, my God