"... you know about men."
In fact, Lan Li's words don't have any special meaning. Men often discuss exercise, sports and outdoor activities. They also discuss the results of muscle exercise with each other. It's not unusual; But did not expect that the entire studio scene is surging out of control of the upsurge, one after another the noise is eye opening.
Even the well-informed lanli was slightly surprised at this time, and then looked at the audience in bewilderment - after cheering for "surfing", now screaming for "men"“ The atmosphere of the "Jimmy campmore live show" is really confusing.
What Langley doesn't know is that campore and Johnny Depp are also good friends. They used to kiss each other on the show twice before and after, which once became an absolute hot spot on social networks; In addition to the love and death between kanmore and Matt Damon, this "Brokeback Mountain" has become a highlight of kanmore's program.
Without knowing it, lanli accidentally touched the button, and then the studio exploded.
Lanli slightly frowned and looked at kanmore, "your program is a bit strange. I'm not sure if the burden I prepared can still be used."
He opened his mouth and tried to explain, but then he noticed Langley's puzzled expression. He didn't seem to understand what had happened - but he didn't know if it was Langley's performance, the feeling that he was wrongly oppressed and depressed, which killed him by surprise, "Langley! OK, this is about you, not me. Please don't blur the focus, OK? "
Although he didn't know why, lanli gently sipped his mouth and said, "no matter who it was, the topic stayed on the show. I think it's good for business." The meaningful words seem to understand something, but the ambiguous attitude can not be determined.
"Can we get back to the point? I think there are many things to talk about about Hawaii. So, have you ever traveled on the Hawaiian highway“
"Really? Road travel? That's your first aid topic, Jimmy? " Lanli's jest made kanmore put his hands together and his face begged for mercy. Lanli also chuckled, "road travel, of course, Hawaii is a very suitable place for road travel, but unfortunately I was forbidden to drive."
There was a roar at the scene immediately, because the United States is a country on wheels. It's very rare that it can't drive or can't drive. It can even be said that it's the content of "discrimination" by the whole people. At this time, it's like seeing a unicorn when you see blue Lee. The scene of the studio is very lively.
"No driving? Why? " Kanmore regained his composure - sure enough, it was lanli. Even if he threw a question at will in a hurry, lanli could reprocess it and throw another burden from a different angle, so that the topic could continue and remain interesting.
Speaking of the car, camore jumped up and said, "so, you are not allowed to drive. What about your means of transportation? Is there always a team waiting? "
"Skateboard." Lanli gave an answer cleanly. Kanmore's exultation and excitement were stuck in his throat. He didn't expect such a result. The stunned expression made the audience laugh, and the corner of lanli's mouth also rose, "didn't I mention it? My agent and I first met on the way to skateboarding. I'm not an expert, but I'm very keen on it. "
Kanmore frowned and shook his head. "No, no, it's not you. You don't seem to have anything to do with skateboarding." He was a little excited and laughed because it was ridiculous. "From head to toe, you're not a skateboarding boy. I'm serious. You should have a driver. "
Lanli was noncommittal, but his eyes still flickered with a smile, "I'm not very good at identifying the direction, and I don't get along with machinery very actively. I won't say I'm a road killer, but I'm really a time bomb, so I rarely sit behind the steering wheel."
"You have a driver's license, don't you?" Asked campmore curiously.
"Of course. I can drive. Very occasionally, I can drive "I still have confidence in my driving skills, but my friends don't believe me very much," he said
Such self ridicule made the whole audience laugh.
"Back in Hawaii, when I'm there, I also want to choose self driving and enjoy the scenery of the coastline. You know, it's a magical land." Lanli's words were immediately responded by kanmore, "of course, that's the most beautiful and moving part of Hawaii."
Lanli went on to say, "but my whole team was advising me: Hey, lanli, you shouldn't do this. You're shooting Jurassic world now. You don't want to delay the shooting because of your injury. It's like..." the laughter on the scene made lanli pause for a moment, and lanli also laughed, "It's like they're determined that I'm going to make trouble, God. I think it's discrimination."
The laughter was even more brilliant.
"Of course, in the process of shooting, I didn't have time to enjoy the scenery of Oahu Island, so I gave up the idea of car transportation for the time being. One day, I passed the area of Waikiki Beach, and we were going to 'shake shack'... "
"Oh, Honolulu, do you also have" xikebao " Kammore interjected.
"I thought it was only in New York, but I saw it in Honolulu. Occasionally enjoying this kind of high calorie junk food can always make people feel happy, so I gave up Taco Bell..." the example of Langley made the audience laugh: one is American fast food, the other is Mexican fast food, with soup changed but without dressing changed, "But that's not the point."
"The point is, on the beach Avenue, a man passed us. He probably passed by Waikiki from the direction of the zoo and went to the city center. He was not a tramp or anything. He didn't look like a tourist. I guess he just happened to take a walk, just on a whim."
Where is the explosion point?
"At this time, a young man happened to pass by. He looked very young. He could imagine that he had received higher education. Even wall street people had no problem. You know, there was a feeling that he couldn't breathe..." Lan Li gently picked his eyebrows. He didn't need any extra expression or gesture, and the irony was revealed——
Kanmore couldn't help slapping the table and laughing.
But Langley continued calmly, "he's driving a Porsche... God, can you be more old-fashioned? I even wonder if there is a camera nearby, and it's a camera from 30 years ago. It's like a bridge to the future... "
The laughter didn't stop at all.
"Then he deliberately slowed down, rolled down the window and yelled," buy a car! Loser! " "I can't believe this scene. I strongly suspect that the guy should have stolen his father's car and pretended to own the world."
Laughter and applause, very lively.
"At that time, I turned to my assistant and said," good. I decided not to drive for the time being, because I don't want to drive by Waikiki in Bentley to become a part of this routine. I'm tired of the 1980s, except for the 'free' version of Leonardo DiCaprio in the non co driver's seat. "
"Ha ha ha!"
All the audience laughed!
Kanmore was so poor that he didn't even know how to deal with it. He just kept laughing, "God, aren't you afraid of such a crowd? I mean, I've always thought that you should be the type who seldom deals with these trivia, and they can't influence you. "
"Oh, no, I'm very, very afraid of criticism, otherwise why do I always reject social networks? That's the only explanation, isn't it? " Lan Li said with a smile.
It's hard for kanmore to describe his feelings of worshiping: he knows what it means to "walk around in a leisurely way" at last when he comes up with it easily. Lanli takes it lightly and then adjusts the focus of the conversation. It seems that he knows kanmore's script in advance and easily completes the topic transfer.
Because the next topic Canmore wants to discuss is social networking, or more accurately, twitter.
Kanmore is thinking about how to change the topic, but it's amazing that Langley has finished it without any effort.
"Did you read my play in advance?" After all, kanmore did not bear to look down at the script on the table, trying to confirm some facts.
Langley didn't understand the meaning of Canmore's words - when it comes to social networking, it doesn't mean anything in particular, it's just a matter of following the trend. But Langley can detect the abnormality from Canmore's reaction, so he went on with the topic, "of course, this is my requirement to play in the show, and I will never take any risks."
The subtext is that all the scripts have been reviewed by Langley, so he agreed to be the guest.
The audience burst into laughter, clapping and whistling, and the atmosphere didn't seem to cool down.
Kanmore also had to admire Langley's self blackness, "well, now is the time to get rid of the script, otherwise my interview may be very difficult."
"But the question is, can you?" Lan Li came without delay.
Canmore choked straight away - is that a mockery of him“ Well, you got me "I need my script, or only God knows what's going to happen. Maybe this is my last show. I absolutely don't want to take risks. "
The laughter of the audience couldn't stop at all.
"Good. Next, we'll talk about social networks." Without further procrastination, kanmore turned to today's topic, "is what you just said true? Stay away from social networks, mainly because you don't want to see negative comments? "