Raleigh hall, read vicious tweets.
This should be one of the most anticipated and popular moments of the year, at least one. Under the careful planning of Jimmy campmore, Langley, who has never been active in social networking, finally sat in front of the camera and faced those "haters". This is absolutely the first time.
It's intense and exciting.
But obviously, as the party concerned, Lan Li was very calm and even took the initiative to tease the netizens, which made the studio take a cool breath.
Aware of the atmosphere of the studio scene, Lan Li's eyes showed a shallow smile and raised his head, "relax, it's just the beginning."
Is this reminding the audience to fasten their seat belts?
"Oh, look at me. I'm Langley hall. I'm perfect and I have bright eyes. Go to grass yourself, Langley hall."
After reading, Langley looked at kanmore with a puzzled face. "Are you sure it's malicious twitter? I have to say, "thank you for your compliment?"
Amid the laughter, kanmore scratched his head. "No, I'm not sure." Then he turned his head and looked at the camera, "Hey, powerful netizens, don't be merciful to Lan Li, let the attack be more violent. Your performance is humiliating the special part of 'malicious twitter'
Even Langley chuckled and continued to read happily, "Langley hall, he's even more annoying than Ryan goddamn gosling."
After reading, Lan Li gently shook his head, "no, you can attack me, but don't involve anyone, OK? Ryan didn't do anything wrong. In addition, a little tip, to be Ryan Gosling is much happier than to be Langley hall. He always carries candy. Who can refuse? "
Obviously, he wants to talk with Langley about the topics of Ryan Gosling and Paul Walker, but he is not sure whether he should get involved. He did not expect Langley to take the initiative to turn his head. "I think we may not have enough time for the show. Ryan is a sweet strawberry pie. You know that's enough."
Kanmore nodded cleverly, closed his mouth, and quieted down.
This set of singing, burst out a wonderful spark, let the audience clap and laugh.
"Dear Langley hall, I hate you to the core, you are the scum under my feet, love your Tanya."
With an elegant and calm voice, Lan Li read the rude words, as if he was reading a poem. There was a shallow smile flowing between his eyebrows, occasionally with a little confusion. After reading, he raised his eyes and looked at the camera. He didn't speak or move. He just frowned and looked at the camera. He stopped for a moment, and the eyebrow tail gently picked, The smile flows out like this, does not need the speech to be able to express the attitude.
"Langley hall is like a super large glass with three Italian condensations, or a half sugar iced caramel macchiato, both rough for me."
After reading, lanli made a low voice, "Oh", as if seeing a dog or a cat melt. Then he said gently, "please pay attention to your weight. Health is the most important thing." Then he raised his eyebrows and turned to kanmore. "You know, the kids' obesity index is very worrying now."
Kanmore opens his mouth, takes a big breath, and finally closes up - because he's obviously suffering from weight problems himself.
Looking at kanmore's grievance, the scene has been turned upside down with laughter.
"Langley hall looks like a shaved kiwi."
This time, instead of being able to hold back, Lan Li said, "will someone clean the kiwi fruit?" The cheerful smile flowed out from the bottom of my eyes, like seeing a big fool - who on earth would shave kiwi fruit?
Kanmore tried to keep calm, but his smile could not help flowing out. He could only keep his mouth closed, wave his hands repeatedly, and then sign: "this is your time! This is your time! You should be free to play! However, the action of drawing feet by hand has no rules at all. It looks especially funny.
Lanli laughed more happily. "Lanli hall, a fool." After a moment's pause, lanli raised his right hand to cover his mouth, but he still couldn't cover the rising corner of his mouth. Then lanli looked up at the camera lens and said, "three of the five words are misspelled, and even stupid people are misspelled."
Lan Li slightly frowned and asked with her eyes: are you serious?
Then the tweet that lanli said was displayed on the live screen, and everyone saw this sentence - not only the name and surname of lanli were misspelled, but also the swearing words were misspelled. It was a shame to throw it to grandma's house, and the scene burst into laughter.
"Get out of here, Langley hall."
Lan Li read it carefully, found that this is all, and then casually said, "smart way." The possibility of misspelling is avoided.
It took the audience half a shot to react. Watching kanmore laughing on the stage, they realized that lanli was making fun of the last tweet again, and the laughter was too late.
"Can people stop saying that Langley hall is handsome? Why doesn't anyone want to admit it? "
Blue Li gently raised eyebrow tail, then shook his head, "is this the best level?" There was no cover up for his disappointment. He even turned to kanmore and asked in his eyes: isn't there any more interesting twitter? I think netizens should be more talented than this.
Kanmore spread out his hands, innocent face: really hot, we do not dare to put on the program, you do not worry, we are worried about the program is banned.
Langley is not sure if he interprets it correctly, but he can feel the frustration of Canmore. He sips the corners of his mouth, and does not continue to make trouble for him. He reads the next article again, "Langley hall is a piece of garbage like a hippie in Brooklyn, I want to beat him up." After reading it, Langley responded with bewilderment, "Oh, are Brooklyn hippies behind the times now? Do I need to update it? "
The original aggressive twitter, under the unique interpretation of lanli, always brings a sense of joy. The audience can't tell whether it's an "attack" or a "compliment", so that they are confused: is twitter a warm and happy family?
"Well, look at this one again. Maybe Langley hall is a good actor, but his" tomorrow's edge "is like a big fool."
"Ha." Lan Li laughed directly, and then nodded happily, "Oh, now we are on the right track. The words are really deep in my heart."
Lanli's easy response showed no sign of falsification, so that camore was so magical that he shook his head and asked curiously, "because is the word correct?"
"The spelling and usage are correct." Lan Li seems to be a primary school English teacher to see a full score composition in general, his eyes showed a look of satisfaction, "Oh, is this the last one? Jimi, I think the program group is really friendly and kind. After today's program, netizens can attack Jimi camore as much as they like, because they don't come up with the real material at all, and it's not so easy to miss the opportunity. "
The audience immediately followed suit.
Kanmore's face was full of consternation: How did you start attacking me? We're innocent, okay? Why treat our program group like this?
With a smile, lenley began to read the last one, "do you have many colors for lenley Hall's chicken?"
Lanli raised his eyes and looked at the camera. His smile narrowed and he said seriously, "yes, it's like all your girlfriend's mouth red numbers." The audience began to coax, but the noise was not completely up. Lan Li showed a bright smile again, with a little sympathy in his eyes. "Sorry, you certainly don't have a girlfriend. I didn't mean to hurt you."
WOW!
This is the real attack, which is simple, clear and full of twists and turns. In particular, Langley's perfect London accent makes the attack full of elegance and calmness. It really shows the quality and strength. It explains what it means to "curse without dirty words".
Even kanmore couldn't help clapping for lanli. Amid the applause and whistles, lanli nodded politely. Then he turned to kanmore and said, "my assistant screened too much, right?" Otherwise, malicious twitter would not be so simple.
He guessed.
But did not expect, campore shook his head, "indeed, we screened some inappropriate, but in fact, the attack on Twitter is basically like this." Malicious netizens are not as talented as they think. It's hard for them to have new ideas when they curse repeatedly. "Not everyone can make the final response like you."
Blue Li jaw head signal, did not humbly accept the praise.
Campore laughed helplessly. "God, you made our links childish and boring. Now I regret that I let you read these vicious tweets."
The audience laughed more happily, but they had to admit that it was really an eye opener. It was not only lanli's counterattack, but also lanli's coping style. He never lost his elegance. This EQ was enough to make people admire him. It was just that kanmore's carefully prepared part failed to meet his expectations, which made him extremely worried.
But... That's still not all.
Kanmore rubbed his palm and looked at lenley with a smile in his eyes.
Lanli was slightly surprised. "Oh, that's not all? Is there a second bullet? "
Kanmore nodded. "Indeed, we have secret weapons. To be honest, we all know that those vicious tweets can't really hurt you, because you don't mind at all; So we prepared another weapon - maybe you don't mind, but the audience must like it very much. "
"I'm also interested in your description. Is it a series of spelling mistakes by netizens?" Lan Li's words let the laughter burst out again.
"It's a good idea, and I'll write it down." Kanmore grabbed inspiration. "But the real secret weapon is... The hungry tweets."