Don't think that Jimmy campmore is making a mountain out of a molehill.
First of all, ABC TV station now belongs to Disney, and Disney always takes the family as the best principle. They are strict in controlling the scale of the program, and they are all Puritans. Camore's attempt is really on the verge of danger; Secondly, the "Jimmy Canmore live show" itself goes on the happy route of the whole family. Even make complaints about it or Canmore, it is relatively mild, even mockery is not so sharp.
From the text point of view, the first tweet does not have too many prohibited words; But lanli's voice line, tone and rhythm really gave life to words, and things began to go wrong.
The problem is that this is the original intention of kanmore, but he was hit by the stone he lifted. He is also dumb and can't say what he suffered from Coptis chinensis.
"Jimmy, if you're not sure, we can cancel this link at any time." Lenley sincerely suggested, then asked for mineral water from the staff, took the initiative to loosen the bottle cap and handed it to kanmore, "I know the scale of American programs still can't compare with that of Britain. Maybe you should slow down. There's no need to make such a bold attempt. It's really dangerous. The program is long enough, I can continue to cooperate. "
"I'm sorry, Langley. I feel like a fool now. Matt Damon will never let me go
"Ha ha." Langley laughs happily - even at such a moment, kanmore still teases Matt. It can be seen that their relationship is really good. "You can let Matt try to read hungry tweets. I believe he will be more embarrassed than you."
Matt Damon's image has nothing to do with "sexy". Just fill up the picture, you will know how helpless Matt will be.
This managed to bring camore back to his senses and focus again. "I'm sorry, I'm definitely a terrible host. I think I'm under too much pressure now. " Speaking of this, camore himself laughed, "after all, who can play a prank on Langley?"
Blue ceremony eyebrow tail lightly a Yang.
"Surprise
All the staff around the studio raised their hands and yelled. Even camore raised his hands and yelled.
The thunderous sound continued to surge in his ears, which made him slightly stunned. Then he raised his right hand to support his eyebrows, and covered his expression with his broad palm. But the corner of his mouth still couldn't help rising - he didn't expect camore's prank.
After all, in the recording of talk shows, only Alan dejannis dared to play pranks on Langley, and at the beginning, Alan was prank by Langley; And today's first recording of "Jimi - kanmore live show", Langley did not expect kanmore so bold.
Kanmore saw Langley's face and explained, "remember? You mistook Jimmy Fallon for me? It's my gold medal. You're not allowed to lose your temper. "
Lanli put down his right hand and gave a smile to kanmore. "Don't worry, I'm fine. I'm fine. There is no problem at all between us. "
So simple? So easy to talk?
Kanmore looked at lanli's face suspiciously, but he couldn't find any clues. His mood was slightly uneasy, "are you sure? We're okay? Is everything all right? "
Blue Li gently jaw head, smile some helpless, "I'm not big gray wolf, I won't eat people.". Don't worry. " Then, lanli adjusted his sitting posture and regained his usual elegance. "So, do we have to continue to read these tweets? Or is it just a gimmick? "
"No, you can still read it. To be exact, we still hope you can read it. However, these contents will not be broadcast in the program. We will put them on the Internet to provide online viewing. Interested audiences can find relevant videos on the oil pipe and our official website."
Kanmore revealed the truth: with Disney's way of doing things, it's really impossible for hungry tweets to happen. Kanmore absolutely can't risk losing his job to do it, even for the sake of Langley. He won't make such a low-level mistake and has made a plan for a long time.
The only surprise is that lanli chose the most powerful and exciting tweet in the first tweet, which may be troublesome for the post production of the program; But just like this, the effect is far beyond imagination, which should be regarded as a mixed situation. Kanmore's reaction is at least half real.
Blue Li gently jaw head to show understanding.
Kanmore added, "of course, if you don't want to, we can end here. There's no need to continue with this."
"No, I don't mind." First of all, I'll make sure Bob egger knows about it. I want him to fully understand my situation; Secondly, I will make sure that every Don Quixote knows about it, and I hope they fully understand the sacrifices I have made for this film. "
Wait a minute. Why is things getting worse?
Kanmore looks at lanli, and then catches the light in his clear eyes. He is cunning and wise. He has regained the initiative in the flow of light, which makes kanmore's alarm ring loud - don't provoke lanli. Who said that?
"Lanli, we can discuss..." kanmore quickly raised his hand to try to stop lanli.
But it's too late.
"We have to go on, understand? The show can never stop. " Lan Li said with a smile, and then he picked up his mobile phone again and got ready.
Cannmore doesn't know whether he should follow the trend or stop it - because he can't tell how serious Langley is, and his mind can't keep up with Langley's rhythm, which makes things difficult. For talk show hosts, it's fatal.
"The only reason everyone walks into a movie theater to watch love crazy is that 90 percent of it is because of the melting smile of Langley Hall's perfect smile, and of course, the curve of his hips and the proportion of his body. God, I'm drooling now."
Lan Li began to read the tweet again. With a smile on his eyes, he looked at the camera and said, "it's true. Even felicity admits that. "
There was a lot of laughter.
As he sat next to him, he felt as if, perhaps, he had lost control of his show.
Is this a self imposed constraint? Should he stop shooting? Should he step in with lenley? Wait, is Langley really angry? Or is it a prank? What should he do now? Can he laugh? Should he laugh? What if he can't laugh? What's going to happen next?
"Langley Hall's jaw curve lifted my lower body up."
There was a roar of laughter at the scene, and Lan Li pursed the corners of his mouth, "Oh, thank you for your praise." Then you can see the cowboy waving his coat again, and the laughter becomes more and more rampant. Even Lan Li can't help laughing, "if you are curious, I can tell you that there are different expressions of this sentence, you know,'up '"
"No, no, no..." in the roar and scream, kanmore waved his hand and shook his head, and tried his best to stop lanli. He was so flustered:
Who can save poor cummer?
"I missed a party that day, so I watched the Pacific War - finally! And then I saw the beauty of Langley hall. She was about to get pregnant
Lanli's gentle voice made all the female audience scream, and then you can see lanli looking at the camera, "I think this may be true. You've been watching me for a long time, and pregnancy may be a high probability time. Therefore, viewers who have no parenting plan should pay attention to it. After all, I appear on the big screen a little too often."
There were laughter, screams, applause and cheers. The studio was a little busy, and the audience had already turned upside down.
Campore sat alone, a little lonely, and now he finally realized that this was "the counterattack of Langley" and easily made him surrender.
Kanmore grinned, but his smile was definitely not a smile.
"Daddy. Exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point Even the punctuation marks were read very carefully, which made the scene laugh again, "please use my cheek as... Trampoline."
Trampoline.
It's a device that keeps jumping up and down, and its intention is obvious. Blue Li's eyebrow tail gently picks it, "be careful what you wish."
This response made the scene completely out of control, filled with screams, and even made people wonder if Hulk was stamping his feet. The whole floor became a sensation, and all the audience fell into a mess. The studio was in a state of insanity.
Langley turned to kanmore. "Will Matt ask you the same thing?"
Kanmore was finally named and returned to the rhythm of the conversation. He also said, "do you mean stepping on it with your feet? I have no problem
This is another interpretation of trampoline, and the simplest and purest interpretation.
Blue Li also followed to smile, "Oh, this is good." Langley deliberately lowered his voice and read aloud in a low voice. "I hope Langley hall can spread all his tadpoles in the womb where I don't exist." That serious appearance made the scene laugh wildly, while Lan Li gently raised his eyebrows and said, "I think this kind of imagination is excellent, but you should know that as long as you stare at me, you can get pregnant, right?"
Group laugh!
Kanmore also raised his hands and applauded for lanli, just like malicious tweets. Now lanli is also teasing netizens, and the number of high-level paragraphs is really overwhelming. Now kanmore doesn't know whether he is playing a prank on lanli or lanli is playing a prank on him.
In terms of suffering, it should be the latter, because Langley seems to enjoy it very much. Yes, "enjoy" is the right adjective.