242 a skit on the eve of a wedding

"Yes, I am Zelaphitis and this will be Arstaitia's first wedding to be broadcast simultaneously around the world. In the royal capital of our recognized country, a huge screen will be projected in the sky, and you will be able to watch the wedding live. Now, let's introduce the guests who will be explaining the wedding together: ......... To our surprise, a beautiful goddess from another world has arrived. Athena, please!

"Allow me to introduce myself. Thank you for inviting me here today on this very important day. Thank you for inviting me to this very important day. ......... But Zeraphitis? I'm sure you've heard of it, but I'm not sure what it is. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure what to make of this.

I've learned from the anime 'internet radio broadcasts' on Masaru's phone. I'm not sure.

"My favorite is probably Hyoue's 'The Oracle of the Old Club', it's so well paced I'm hooked!

Yes, yes, don't use proper nouns, or you'll ruin ..........

You can't use proper nouns.

Thud. ..........

Yes, that's why ......... Zeraphitis is going to take a nap for a while, so I'm Athena. I'm sorry.

I'm sure you'll agree that it's a great idea.

I'm not sure what to make of this. It's okay.

"Well, that's okay. Even gods like to make noise when they're celebrating.

"......... I'm sure humans know better than to pull their weight in that regard. You can't deny that.

"You can't deny it. Can't deny it.

"Well, they're laughing, so that's good. Well, they're all laughing.

I'm not sure what to make of this, but I think it's a good idea.

I'm sure you'll be able to understand why I've been so impressed with your work. ......... ...I guess as the god of this world, I need to say hello. .......... I'm sorry.

I'll be back. Then tell him I told you not to talk like an a**h*le in someone else's world. Masaru said, "Okay.

Masaru held back the urge to gut-punch Athena, saying, "Okay, I can hold her now," and headed for Athena and Zeraphitis.

"And now for Masaru's episode... Don't puff, don't puff...

I'm sure you'll agree. I have a message from Hera at .......... I have a message from Hera.

When Athena writes down the message from Hera in her notebook, she suddenly becomes serious and shows the side of a talented and beautiful goddess.

I'm very sorry. Masaru, the groom, would like to speak with you today, so I'll leave you to it. Good day, Masaru-sama. .......... Thank you.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am Masaru, who was just introduced to you. I have recently replaced the god Magus Arus as the god of Arstetia. I hope that you will take this opportunity to remember my name and face. I hope you remember my name and face.

".........? Are you done?

"Yeah, me and Victinius have to get ready for the ceremony. Come on, Zeraphitis! Get up! d*mn it, ........., do your job. I'll take care of the rest. "Huh?

"Huh? ......... Oh, wait a minute, Masaru! I'm not sure I can get along with ......... this god. .......... I'm sorry.

I'm not sure I can get along with this god (person).

It's not about compatibility. I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I'm not the only one.

I'm not sure what to make of this, but I think it's a good idea. I'll try a little harder. I'll try a little harder.

I'm sure you'll agree with me.

Oh, ........., they just realized that.

............ Really? ......... Now? ...... ....

"............ is awful. It's terrible.

Athena looks up mockingly, tears welling up in her eyes.

"............ so I'm going to go get ready. I'm going to go get ready.

"Hey, don't ignore me!

Look, I'm not crying. Look, I'm not crying.

Gosh, ............ Masaru is so mean!

I mean, ........., why can't you just relax before the wedding? ..........