Chapter 149: New Subscribers

[Viewers have increased by 49 and you have 11 new subscribers.]

[2 new items in Inbox]

[You have been credited 69million star credits.]

[You have been credited 69million star credits.]

[You have been credited 69million star credits.]

[You have been credited 69...

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[Congratulations on crossing the 20 subscriber threshold! A gift pack has been credited to the inbox.]

[Congratulations on gaining 69 total viewers! The Official Heavenly Exchange Shop function has been opened as a system subsidiary function! Tap for more info...]

[Congratulations streamer codename: Stepfather.

You have a total of 69 viewers and 22 subscribers.]

[Inbox 3/20]

[Tap to open inbox.]

The notifications immediately bombarded me. I did not even have the time to check the chat and by the grace of myself... I swear.

I never chose Stepfather as my code name... this system knows me too well to chose what I would choose for myself.

Hmmm... let us check the chat now.

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SexySanta: Hewoo I am new here!

Yuriyuri: Hi and welcome to this club of degenerates.

PussySlayer123: CUM CUM I WANT TO LICK TJAT

Norse_Queen_Housewife: @SexySanta Sorry about that. You will have to bare with us.

DatingSimNeet: Rael is so dreamy.

HornyBitch: I know right!

HornyBitch: I want him to step on my vagina like as if I am a dog.

Peak_of_Femenism: You all.... why... why... why do I have to be stuck with these horny fuckers.

HornyBitch: BITCH YOU WANT HIM AND YOU KNOW THAT!!

SexySanta: Umm... Merry... Christmas?

Lady_Fate: I want Daddy Rael in a Santa cosplay to fuck me.

SexySanta: "...."

Lady_Fate: @SexySanta Why don't you gift yourself as a present for Christmas to Daddy... I am sure he will enjoy it.

SexySanta: I mean... he is quite hot..

CataddictPriest: o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

Cupcake_Phoenix: Owo hug @CataddictPriest

CataddictPriesr: Hello cupcake! Thanks for the hug!

Norse_Queen_Housewife: Someone hug me too!

WomanOfCulture: Don't you have a husband?

Norse_Queen_Housewife: He hasn't hugged me since he became disabled and even my own kids are too shy now.

Peak_of_Femenism: Oh! I misjudged you all along! @Norse_Queen_Housewife it seems that you ripped his arms off for trying to hug you right?

Norse_Queen_Housewife: No... your username should be Peak of Karen.

Cupcake_Phoenix: @SexySanta Welcome to the Family.

HornyBitch: Join the DADDY RAEL CULT @SexySanta

HornyBitch: The MORE the BETTER!

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I think I am going to get a headache. These women chat a lot, weird and tacky both I must admit.

Let's just check the inbox for now.

'Open all at once!'

[SexySanta has sent Rudolph's reindeer meat.]

[HotastheSunShintoGodQueen has sent Kusanagi.]

[System Gift Pack:

(1)Santa Cosplay:

When wearing the cosplay, the divine duty of gifting is assigned. Gift those children another sibling.

(2)Superman Glasses:

The peak of extreme stealth. No one can recognize the user if he wears this.

(3)Anywhere Letter:

An omnipotent letter that can be sent anywhere, anyplace to any person. No one can hide from it.

(4) Gacha Low to Divine Ticket ×2]

Hmmm... I hate gachas. Open all.

[Congratulations you have received 1 low grade french fry.]

[Congratulations you have received 1 divine grade cat ear set.]

Wow.... what shitty gachas. The f*ck am I supposed to do with this French fry?

*Crunch... crunch..*

"Actually it's not that bad."

Seriously.... or maybe I have gotten accustomed to human taste of food due to my second life.

*Poof!*

A cat ear set appeared in my hands. This is quite a good gacha gift. I can tell one of my wives to cosplay to this.

Speaking of cosplay... I have been gifted a Santa Cosplay set. Reminds me of Christmas in my second life, quite a jolly festival. Probably the best time of the year for me since it would also be the end of the year.

One year closer to death. One year closer to human please extinction.

What else have I got?

Hmmmm... a pair of glasses that are very similar to the ones Clark Kent wore, not bad. I can use it's function in the future if I ever am planning on going low key.

Along with that I have a letter called the 'Omnipotent Anywhere Letter' boasting that it can go anywhere to send a message.

Very presumptuous.

Might come in use, one day in the future.

A subscriber called SexySanta has sent me.... Reindeer meat. Now that's what I call nice. Today's meal is gonna be tasty.

Another subscriber has sent.... Kusanagi.

I want to see it's description.

[Kusanagi:

It is a legendary sword known worldwide and is one of three Imperial Regalia of the Shinto Pantheon.

The sword once belonged to the Shinto Goddess of Storms, Susanoo. She later gifted the sword to her elder sister, Amaterasu to settle an old grievance.]

Oh. Oh. Damn. This is a good sword. Somehow... I feel a bit guilty.

I mean... thousands... no zillions would die for just to have a look at this sword... and I just got it by fucking a hot woman.

Is this what I have come to...? Satisfying the urges of some hundred million women who are desperate for a man but don't want anyone to know that?

A porn actor for closet perverts? Or maybe open?

Eh... who cares...

*Poof!*

The sword immediately appeared in my hands in the disguise of a pen. If I really unleashed the sword's true form... I think just its aura would destroy the world in a millisecond.

There is a reason why higher beings and higher weopans are not able to come or form in a lower world.

Just their aura is enough to destroy the lower world. Hence they have to send Avatars, messengers or arrive in dreams just to communicate.

So there are not really much benefits to being a God since after the painstaking efforts to become one.... you start all over again from the bottom.

Unless one is a naturally born God, everything is difficult.

Then again there are many pros too. You have many followers and an infinite lifespan.

In my first life I wanted to become a God to get more followers and bless even those in the higher realms with my handsomeness.

In my current life, my only goal is to 'live'. Yes. I don't want to die. Maybe I am a coward for that but I don't want to die.

Gulping down the entire bottle of bourbon, I got up from the tub.

I haven't yet checked the Official Heavenly Exchange Shop. I guess I will have to check it later.

It's time for breakfast. This daddy is hungry.

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Next Chapter will be a Time Skip.