Hmm... I sniffed the air, I could feel a tasty aroma permeating in the atmosphere. It was familiar yet distant. Suddenly my eyes shot open! I-I could smell ham!
However my excitement was for naught, every time I try to eat ham, some or the other disaster happens which leads me to not be able to eat it.
I swear whoever is playing this trick on me will suffer when I grow into an existence no one can reckon with.
I woke up from my sleep and simply sat in silence on the huge bed groggily and just looked in the distance for a few seconds. A campfire was on and it was already night.
The fools were singing and dancing...err... I couldn't really blame them since they had endured a lot and very much deserved a celebration, although I was the one who took care of their asses... while they were all sleeping.
Seriously, where is the justice?!
Especially tempting me with that ham right there!!
If this keeps going, this farce between me and ham, I really will have to change my alignment towards the chicken.
Anyway that aside.... I should check those notifications I was getting.
I was the familiar dot in the corner of my vision and clicked on it mentally.
[Do you wish to turn off the live stream? (Yes/No)]
Huh?... Live stream? What and which live stream?
I hurriedly clicked on 'Yes'.
[Live Stream turned off, would you like to see the recorded stream along with the chat? (Yes/No)]
I had a very ominous feeling, I gulped my saliva as cold swear formed on my forehead.
'Yes'.
My eyes went from eagerness to completely dull ones. I was in shock.
I need to see this again. This is a recorded video right?.... No... please tell me this is a lie..... no... god.... have I become a p.o.r.n star?! This was a live stream?! How the hell??? What?????
Comments, comments, comments I need to see the comments!!!!....
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Lady_Fate: First!!
Lady_Fate: Daddy more!! Fuck me just like that, please!
Peak_of_Feminism: You horny b*tch, you are embarrassing all of us!
Peak_of_Feminism: These two women are so weak, to fall for a man. They absolutely disgust me.
Norse_Queen_Housewife: Is there any way to turn of this video? I feel uncomfortable and my husband is right beside me. Please someone tell me.
CataddictPriest: What are they doing? (・o・;)
Norse_Queen_Housewife: "...."
Peak_of_Feminism: "...."
WomanOfCulture: Guys please don't, she is a pure one. We don't want to corrupt her now right?
Lady_Fate: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WomanOfCulture: Don't you dare....
Lady_Fate: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lady_Fate: Thirsty gang where y'all at?
DatingSimNeet: Hehehehehehehehehehe thou shall not escape thy fate right @Lady_fate?
CataddictPriest: (*﹏*;)
CataddictPriest: I don't feel so good....
Lady_Fate: Oh poor lamb.
DatingSimNeet: Let us guide you properly ` ͜ʖ´
WomanOfCulture: At least they are not holding hands.
DatingSimNeet: Fucking normies.
Yuriyuri: H-he is so b-bad at sex! Hahahaha.
ShotaLover: Nah I can make out. He is very good at it, I want to be fucked by him raw. I don't think I can have sex with anyone after seeing this.
Peak_of_Feminism: Slut.
DatingSimNeet: Slut
WomanOfCulture: +1
Lady_Fate: +68
WomanOfCulture: Aaarghhh stop trolling here fate!!!
Lady_Fate: +70
WomanOfCulture: Fuck you!
Lady Fate: Daddy more!!
WomanOfCulture: (+_+)
CataddictPriest: What do you want more from your daddy? (^ ^)
Cupcake_Phoenix: She wants lewd.
CataddictPriest: (・o・)
CataddictPriest: Lewd..... lewd means... oh...
CataddictPriest: (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
PussySlayer123: Why is my name like this?
WomanOfCulture: Cuz you slay pussy?....
PussySlayer123: I don't but... I am a full female and not a lesbian.
ShotaLover: Is your hand near your v.a.g.i.n.a while watching this?
PussySlayer123: Yes...?
ShotaLover: And are you furiously rubbing it?
PussySlayer123: Maybe...?
ShotaLover: There you have your answer.
PussySlayer123: (^_^;)
CataddictPriest: I-I am also doing the same.
CataddictPriest: And for some reason, I feel hot, I think there is something wrong with me... I feel urine coming out... I think I am peeing.
Norse_Queen_Housewife: It is normal honey. Everyone watching this must be feeling hot and wanting to itch.
Lady_Fate: Are you also doing the same 'O so loyal wife with your husband on the side?
Lady_Fate: Hello?... Ignored? For sure she is doing it.
Peak_of_Feminism: @Lady Fate are you also doing it?
Lady_Fate: Obviously. He is my daddy after all.
Peak_of_Feminism: ಠ_ಠ
Peak_of_Feminism: @ShotaLover you also?
ShotaLover: Maybe....
Peak_of_Feminism: Just what happened to our female unity....? ʕಠ_ಠʔ
Yuriyuri: @ShotaLover Aren't you supposed to love shotas?
Cupcake_Pheonix: @Yuriyuri She got a reality check.... just like you.
ShotaLover: "...."
Yuriyuri: "...."
~
After seeing some of the chat I wasn't really sure what I was supposed to say. I was confused, extremely so, and dumbfounded more.
The more I scrolled through the chat, the more deadpan my expression became. Do these powerful females have no jobs to do? Are they that free of work?
No wonder they are so thirsty.
I shook my head in disdain, too many females need me.
I breathed in the air and released it before composing myself. This live stream must have instructions and restrictions.
Clicking on the dot in the corner of my eyes, my status appeared in front of me.
'Status.'
[ Name: Irakiel El Navah
Species: Demon Lord + Archangel, Fairy Cultivator.
Age: 28 (1000000+) (???)
Rank: SSS++$#&%$#???
Constitution: Absolute Imperial Godly Body.
Titles: Rael Sins(New), Ero Livestreamer(New!), Supreme Existence, Narcissistic Bastard, The Most Graceful One, Kind Stepfather, etc.
Legacies: The Holy Bible.
Demon Characteristics:
1.DEMON MARK:
- When in a life-threatening condition the demon mark will awaken. Demon Mark is like a berserk mode in which the user gains a massive amount of power stimulated through their emotions.
2. INVULNERABILITY:
Injuries that would be fatal to humans, such as broken necks or gunshot wounds, have very little - if any or effect on demons.
3.DEMON MODE:
Demon wings will sprout from the back and horns from the forehead. Demonic eyes will automatically activate.
4.PARTIAL IMMORTALITY: Successor of normal demon ability, Lesser Deathlessness-
Characteristics embedded into the body it gives an indefinitely long lifespan and an arrested aging process. They are also immune to diseases except for those which are too superior.
5.SUPER STAMINA:
Greater Demons never tire and do not require food, water, oxygen, or sleep to sustain themselves. They also have no need to urinate or excrete, nor do they feel hot or cold unless one is using mana elements.
6.SUPER STRENGTH:
Greater Demons possess superior physical strength much superior to many species; capable of physically overpowering them, it can also overpower most monsters.
7.SUPER SENSE:
Enhanced sense of smell and taste.
8.DEMONIC EYES:
Enables a person to appraise someone, mana, and see through illusions. It also gives good eyesight.
9.BAT WINGS
As the name says, bat wings.
10. DESTRUCTION BOOST
Affinity to dark elements, 25% more.
Archangel Characteristics:
Lie Detector: As the name says one can discern between the truth and the lie.
Happy Aura: Using your aura, you can cheer anyone up by just being in their presence, making people hard to hate you.
Holy Boost: 25% Boost in Light and Holy Magic spells.
Divine Healing: Can heal the wounds of any being, wound shouldn't be too complicated, uses a lot of mana.
Saint Sword Intent:
Different from normal sword intent awakens a pure and holy sword intent, purifies every being. Uses a lot of mana but since the user is a part fairy he doesn't need to worry he can use spiritual energy and replace his normal with saint sword intent.
Fairy Characteristics
Spiritual Cultivation: As the name says, cultivation.
Pseudo-God Characteristics.
Telepathy: You can speak with anyone from mind to mind.
Status: Representation of power in words and numbers.
-*-
The user having awakened the Akashik Records and blood of sin has automatically awakened two of the hidden bloodlines in his body.
-*-
Primordial Greed is a bloodline is the purest bloodline of Avarice, the origin of greed itself, it is present in every greed bloodline since they are simply lower versions of itself.
The Primordial Greed bloodline dates back to the existence of everything and nothing.
PRIMORDIAL GREED BLOODLINE ABILITIES (UNLOCKED): (5℅ unlocked)
The path to becoming the Sin of Greed itself.
GLIB TONGUE:
User can butter anyone.
LIE DETECTOR:
User can detect lies.
GREED ROYAL BLOODLINE ABILITIES:
MIND CONTROL: The user can control a person weaker than him, however, it puts a mental strain upon the user.
MEMORY EXTRACTION: The user can extract memories and even change them.
TIME AFFINITY:
User can use Time Element, affinity is very high.
-*-
(New!)
Primordial Lust is a bloodline is the purest bloodline of lust, the origin of lust itself, it is present in every lust bloodline since they are lower versions of itself.
The Primordial Lust bloodline dates back to the existence of everything and nothing.
The bloodline to become Lust itself!
PRIMORDIAL LUST BLOODLINE ABILITIES (UNLOCKED): (51℅ unlocked)
Wet Presence(New!): An aura of Primordial Lust to make every being present horny.
Lust Meter: The ability to see someone's lust.
Pleasure Dictation(New!): The ability to force pleasure useless or the best temporarily or permanently, no matter the size or skill of the person.
Eg: You can gift the power of pleasure on a person with bad skills and a short dick and it will be better than a person with a long dick and good skills, the opposite can also be done.
Pleasure Manipulation(New!): You can inject as much pleasure as you want with just the touch of a finger.
Peak Refinement(New!): The body will be at its peak at all times to ensure that it will always be at its best performance.
Pleasure Bonds(New): The ability to bestow your personalized crests with a set of rules and regulations to keep your harem in order. Only you can remove the mark.
-*-
Akashik Records
1) Eternal Tundra Flames (New!):
Coldest flames in existence.
2) Eternal Kama Sutra (New!):
Ancient Supreme Level lost teachings on Desire.
For more information click mentally on the desired category.]
I was a bit in shock seeing the awakening of the Primordial Lust bloodline, it basically made my moonlight and Kama Sura techniques useless.
Plus the difference between my primordial greed and primordial lust was like Heaven and Earth.
Greed was simply 5% while Lust was at 51%!!!
Also, the other perk of my ability (Lust Dictator) was that I could save people from black-skinned, golden-haired men!!
I had become the Lord and Savior!!!
*Ding!*
[ New title gained! ]
Of course, I wouldn't go around saving people at my own impulse, I am a greedy, lustful and selfish bastard.
Everything has a price.
If people wanted the power to pleasure others then they would have to give me something thrice more than an equal exchange, their most beloved and important thing.
Why thrice and not equal trade? I am selfish and I would be giving them a power that could change their entire life.
I have kind of become the embodiment of Lust itself or at least on the path to becoming it.
The embodiment of Lust doesn't mean that I would be horny all the time. Rather, it's quite the opposite. I could control lust itself including mine.
Gosh.... too many surprises.
Now it is time to see the rules of the Live Stream.
[Would you like to see them?]
'Yes.'
[ Rule no.1: No rules.]
"..."
I was dumbfounded.
[Would you like to see the rules for the chat?]
'Yes.'
[ Rule no.1: No rules.]
That was expected.
Another tab popped in front of me.
[Would you like to see the rules for the viewers?]
'Yes.'
Finally, an actual set of rules popped out in front of me.
[ 1.Viewer is banned to share any information about streamer with another person or even thing.
2.Viewer is force banned to scheme against the Streamer while knowing him.
3. No more rules but if any of the first two rules are broken then the rule breaker will have her existence obliterated. ]
My expression was appalled but more of relief, at least I would be safe with the help of these rules, that's all I need.
Let's see how many viewers I had in the stream.
[15]
15 huh... it seems some of them didn't chat on the live stream.
[ When the viewers reach 20, Streamer can receive gifts from his viewers and even God Currency.]
Hmm...not bad, not bad.
Anyway, it's time to go and eat some barbeque.
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I was depressed as heck yesterday, I read an ntr by accident then started reading dark suicide fanfictions. Today I feel better, a dog bit me.
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