Chapter 84 - Cap 77: Sekkusu Kami-sama Altar

"I still don't understand what's wrong with you," said Mikoto as she dragged the young redheaded man away.

The meeting was over and she had almost immediately taken Kurama out of the place because it was obvious that he would start fighting with Tsume... again.

The others did not find it strange that the matriarch Uchiha took the young Uzumaki out, after all, it was common knowledge that she and Kushina were best friends.

"You can let go now, Miko-chan," the red-haired young man muttered as he felt matriarch Uchiha stop dragging him.

"Could you tell me what that was all about?" - asked Mikoto as she raised one of her eyebrows.

"Even I don't know," the redhead denied. "It's strange... I see her and I feel like fighting her"

". . ." - Mikoto could only frown when she heard this because they were the same words Tsume had said to her - "Anything else?"

"Her scent..." - replied Kurama - "It bothers me to feel her scent..."

Mikoto was now much more confused about the situation but decided to put it aside - "Never mind... we'd better go to your place... I'm sure Kushina will want to know what this is all about"

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The couple arrived at the small Uzumaki residence after a few minutes, only to hear Anko's screams from inside the place - "Come here! I promise I just need you to answer a few questions!"

"What part of if I talk or someone goes through my memories my head will explode, don't you understand?!" - Kin shouted in anger.

"We won't know until we try!" - shouted the snake charmer again.

"F.u.c.k you, bitch!" - shouted Kin angrily - "I had a deal with the redhead that this shit wouldn't happen!"

"That's enough, Anko-chan!" - shouted Kushina - "She's right, Kuro-chan promised that no one would try to get information out of her that she couldn't tell because that seal is real!"

". . ." - Silence again filled the house as Kurama and Mikoto entered the residence.

"What's going on here?" - Kurama asked with a scowl.

"Hey, Redhead!" - Kin shouted angrily - "Control that bitch! She almost made my head explode!"

Kurama raised an eyebrow and glanced at Anko, as she sat in a chair with a scowl.

"I'm only doing this because it's possible that with her words, I can finally find and kill that bastard," Anko snorted as she gave the Oto girl an annoying look.

"What part of I don't know where the f.u.c.k that Gay Snake is, don't you understand?!" - Kin shouted angrily - "Do you think a low-ranking woman like me would know where that bastard's maximum-security hideout is?!"

Anko was silent when she heard this but quickly sighed with regret - "Ok, I'm sorry... you just don't understand how much I want that idiot dead..."

"I know... I read the report with your information" - said Kin with a scowl - "Anko Mitarashi, Orochimaru's first student and the only survivor of his Genin team. A talented kunoichi, that is why he took you under his wing despite being a woman, to the point that he put the prototype of the Cursed Seal of Heaven on you. After he was discovered in his experiments and hunted, he abandoned you to your fate in Konoha and at that time you met Kushina Uzumaki, leaving the village with her on her way to Uzu. After 8 years, you returned to Konoha and your skills grew considerably, to the point that he considered the idea of recovering you but finally decided that it was not a good idea since it was obvious that you had developed a deep hatred against him".

". . ." - Anko was only silent when she heard this but nodded to the Genin's words.

"I can understand the hatred you feel for that bastard, but that doesn't mean I'm going to sacrifice myself for your f.u.c.k.i.n.g revenge so you can go f.u.c.k yourself" - snorted Kin while the others shook their heads.

"You have a sharp tongue, girl," said Anko coldly. "I like you... not just any woman can talk to me like that... I have to admit you have your ovaries in the right place"

"Thanks, I guess," replied Kin as she shrugged her shoulders - "By the way... what's this Sekkusu Kami-sama I heard on the way over here?"

"Now that you mention it... I'm curious too" - said Kushina while Karin nodded.

"Sekkusu Kami-sama?" - Anko tilted her head in confusion but quickly remembered on the subject - "Oh~! I remember now! It's the name they gave Foxy-kun after making Kushina-san, Mikoto-san and me m.o.a.n so loudly"

"~" - Karin blushed when she heard this but her expression of shame changed to one of a surprise when she heard what the purple-haired Kunoichi said - "Mikoto-san?"

"Where have I heard that name before?" - Kin asked herself as she tried to remember.

" My name is Mikoto" - she smiled as she looked at the two newcomers - "It is a p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e, young Uzumaki, young lady from Oto"

"You f.u.c.k.e.d the Uchiha's mother?!" - Kin exclaimed in surprise when she saw the great resemblance between the woman and Orochimaru's target. She quickly recalled the report she had read about Sasuke, which is why she had found the woman's name so familiar - "Wow! I didn't expect that! You f.u.c.k.e.d your best friend's mother!"

"More than f.u.c.k.i.n.g her, I'd say he took her to the ninth heaven because of the way she was m.o.a.ning" - said Anko with a smile on her beautiful face - "You should have heard it, that m.o.a.n echoed all over Konoha... that's why Foxy-kun was nicknamed Sekkusu Kami-sama (God of S.e.x)... They even made a shrine to him in the red light district"

"Okay, I didn't know that," muttered the redheaded man nonchalantly.

"A shrine?" - Kushina could hardly contain her laughter.

"Strange as it sounds, it's a pretty popular place," Anko nodded. "A lot of my IT colleagues will leave an offering when they're about to go on a date... they say it's pretty effective"

"Pff~! Hajajajajajaja~!" - Kushina couldn't hold back anymore. She started laughing uncontrollably as Kurama's eyebrow contracted slightly.

"I didn't know we had an expert" - said Kin with a slight blush - "And how does it feel?"

"Well, the first time it hurt like hell but after that, it's like..." - replied the kunoichi lover of Dangos, only to be interrupted by Kushina - "Anko-chan! You shouldn't be so liberal!"

"Says the woman who practically has s.e.x every night..." - Anko snorted with a scowl - "Last time you even did one of those roleplaying s.e.x..."

Kushina blushed when she heard this because it was true. The last time they had s.e.x, she pretended to be a teacher while Kurama was her student.

"I didn't know you were doing that, Kushina-chan..." - Mikoto said jealously - "I'll try it next time"

"I feel like I'm being ignored..." - the redheaded man muttered as he shook his head - "I'd better go to my room and rest a bit... maybe I'll go for a walk in the village later..."

"Wait for a second! Are you pregnant too?!" - exclaimed Karin with surprise when she noticed the small chakra in the abdomen of the Uchiha woman.

"W-Well... yes..." - Mikoto nodded with embarrassment.

"Wow... not only did he f.u.c.k his best friend's mother, but he also got her pregnant... my respects" - said Kin as she imagined Sasuke's expression when he learned the truth - "They still don't answer me like he is when you have se..."

"D-Don't talk about that kind of thing!" - exclaimed Karin with shame.

"Come on, Megane-chan~! I'm sure you're curious too~!" - said Anko as she began to tease the newest member of the Uzumaki clan.

"Th-That's not right!" - exclaimed the youngest of the Uzumaki women again

"You're boring, Karin..." - said Kin as she snorted in annoyance.

"I think I like you, girl," said Anko with a smile on her face.

"Out of first impressions, I say the same thing, Aneki," answered Oto's girl.

"Aneki?" - asked Anko as she raised her eyebrow.

"That's what we tell our superiors in Oto... or at least it was before most of us died..." - Kin muttered as she shook her head - "It means Big Sister."

". . ." - Anko was silent for a few seconds as she sighed with regret - "More reason to hate that bastard"

The two girls quickly became closer as sisters since they had so much in common. They both hated Orochimaru because he had screwed up their lives, they were both rude and a little rough around the edges, they were both sincere about what they wanted and said because they felt they got nothing out of lying or hiding things. It was strange how two such girls were now together, although Kurama, who was preparing to leave, felt that things would be catastrophic for him in the future, more so because he felt that this was not yet over and he did not know how accurate his thoughts were.

"I'd better leave all this for another time" - the boy muttered as he shook his head - "At least the situation settled itself..."

Kurama left the house again with an uncertain destiny because he felt that if he stayed in his home, he would end up mentally exhausted.

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