Chapter 106 - Cap 97: Food!

The two new lovers were arriving at Uzumaki Mansion because when they arrived at the Residential Area, they were chased by a 'lively group of fans' who recognized him almost immediately.

"That was strange..." - Tsume said as she looked at the boy.

"You get used to it over time," replied Kurama as he shrugged.

Tsume only shook her head when she heard this - "Either way, we better get inside or those fools might find us.

"Don't worry, our house has a seal that makes it impossible for people to approach it unless they know the right way" - said Kurama calmly - "Or follow us, but that would be almost impossible because I would have detected them"

"That's impressive" - the woman with brown hair nodded - "I wish the Inuzuka Residence had something like that, at least this way I wouldn't have to worry when women enter the mating season, a pity that everyone already knows where we live".

Kurama just shrugged as he opened the door - "I'm back!"

"Kuro-chan!" - exclaimed Kushina as she ran at full speed but was surprised to notice that the young redhead was not alone - "Tsume-chan?"

"Hello, Kushina" - Tsume nodded.

"I don't mean to sound rude... but what are you doing here?" - asked Matriarch Uzumaki but she understood when she noticed what the woman was sitting on, so she could only take a look at her lover - "Really?"

"I'll explain when we're inside," said Kurama as he scratched his cheek.

"I hope so..." - snorted Kushina as she moved to let the two newcomers in the mansion.

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"Ok... let me get this straight..." - Tsume said in surprise - "You and Mikoto are pregnant by him?"

An hour had passed since they arrived and during this time, Kurama had not only explained his relationship with the Inuzuka woman but had also explained his relationship with Kushina, Mikoto, and Anko.

Kushina nodded at the question.

"At least that explains why Mikoto had your scent... not bad if I may say so," Tsume said as she shrugged. She had no problem with i.n.c.e.s.t as it was normal in many of the clans to maintain the purity of the bloodline, even the Hyuga and Uchiha Clans practiced i.n.c.e.s.t.

"Believe me, if I had been told about my current situation a few years earlier, I wouldn't have believed it either" - said Kushina as she shrugged her shoulders - "Anyway... are you going to stay for dinner?"

"Won't that be too much trouble?" - asked Tsume as she scratched her cheek.

"Easy, you're part of the family," smiled the redhead as she directed Kurama to help her move to the dining room where the others were.

"Who's the new girl?" - Kin asked in surprise at the sight of the woman in the wheelchair - "Does she have mental powers or did Kurama-san just f.u.c.k her until her h.i.p.s gave out?

"I'm sure it's the latter," Anko replied. "It's good to see you, Tsume-sama"

"Hello, Anko... I see your sharp tongue hasn't changed in the slightest," said Tsume with a wild smile. She had to admit that she liked the girl because she was wild and honest, something that all Inuzuka respected.

"Why would I change something that makes me perfect?" - asked the Snake Charmer as she tilted her head - "Anyway... are you the new one in the family?"

"You could say that," nodded the Inuzuka matriarch, "Although I'm still uncomfortable moving"

"Believe me, the same thing happened to me the first time we did it, although it got better over time," Anko replied as she shrugged. "Now I can do it all night, even if I end up not being able to move for the rest of the day"

"I-I don't think it's a good idea to talk about this when we're about to have dinner," said Kurenai with a red face.

"Come on, Nai-chan~! Don't be this boring~!" - exclaimed Anko as she looked at her friend.

"I-I think Kurenai-san is right..." - muttered Karin with a red face.

"You're boring... I was just getting to the good part," snorted Kin as the others glanced at her. "W-What?"

"You're getting too close to Anko," said Kurenai as she shook her head.

"Hey! Don't blame me for this!" - said Anko as she gave her an annoying look - "In my defense, she was already like that. I just gave her a little push so that she could realize her full potential"

Kurenai and Karin only rolled their eyes.

"Are they always like this?" - Tsume asked as she looked at the redhead.

"Yes," Kurama nodded, "You have to admit that meals are never boring"

"Hmm," Tsume nodded at his words because she found that family gatherings would not be so boring from now on.

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It had been two hours since Tsume had arrived at the Uzumaki Residence and now she and Kurama were 'walking' home.

"It was a fun dinner... especially when Kushina and Anko started arguing," said Tsume with a small smile on her face. Kurama only smiled back at her because he found it funny too.

"Now that I think about it..." - said the red-headed man as he looked at the brown-haired woman - "What did Kiba have for dinner?"

"I don't know" - said Tsume as she shrugged - "I gave him enough money so he could eat out in case Hana or I didn't get there in time"

"And what would have happened if he had spent that money?" - Kurama asked curiously.

"We always leave money aside as emergencies in a box near the television," answered Tsume calmly.

Kurama nodded at her words as the two of them arrived at the Inuzuka Residence, only to see all the dogs guarding the place bow their heads submissively - "Is this normal?"

"They feel your scent on me, not to mention that your wild aura is much more prominent than that of the other males in the residence," Tsume replied as she nodded, "Our Ninken have been trained to follow the strongest, and in this case, that would be you"

"I see" - the redheaded man nodded, although he honestly didn't feel comfortable seeing how all the dogs seemed to be looking at him with stars in their eyes. It was as if he were in front of another group of worshippers of the religion of Sekkusu Kami-sama.

"I'm back!" - Tsume exclaimed as she opened the door to her home.

"FOOD!" shouted Kiba as he ran into the doorway. His eyes seemed to be bloodshot, his saliva ran like waterfalls, his breathing was irregular.

"Who the f.u.c.k gave Kiba an aphrodisiac?!" - exclaimed Kurama as he noticed his friend's appearance.

"Relax, he's just hungry... I think..." - said Tsume as she shook her head.

"Food! Food food food!" - exclaimed Kiba.

"I see..." - Tsume nodded.

"Can you speak food language?" - Kurama asked in surprise.

"A little," the matriarch Uchiha nodded. "He says he is starving because he spent the money I gave him this morning on sweets when he returned from his training because, according to him, he had spent too many calories. When he noticed that none of us would arrive, he went to get the emergency money but it seems that Hana took it to buy her patients food"

"I see... it's a lot of coincidences together" - Kurama nodded - "But I have a question..."

"Food?" - asked Kiba as he looked at the red-headed man in confusion. He had just noticed his presence - "Food Food food?"

"He says to ask with confidence," translated Tsume.

"Why did you not go to Hana-san to get the money? I am sure she would have given you some" - said Kurama calmly.

". . ." - Kiba tried to open his mouth to answer, only to feel like the biggest idiot in the village - "I AM AN IDIOT!"

"Wow... the blow was so big that it made him talk normally..." - said Tsume in surprise.

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"Here," said Kurama as he handed him a burger, "I usually have emergency food in my storage seal"

"ITADAKIMASU!" - exclaimed Kiba as he devoured the burger in record time - "What are you doing here?"

"Kiba!" exclaimed Tsume with a scowl - "What did I tell you about treating our guests like this?!"

"I'M SORRY!" - exclaimed the young Inuzuka as he threw himself to the ground in terror, but his expression changed when he smelled a strange aroma - "Wait for a second... Why do I feel his scent on...? Oh my God! Please tell me what I think, it's not true!"

"I'm sorry to tell you... that it is" - Tsume nodded.

Kiba could only turn to look at the ginger man in fury. His thanks for the food had completely disappeared and there was only anger that grew with every second he looked at him - "I'm going to give you a chance to explain things before I attack you"

"Remember the last two times you attacked me?" - Kurama asked as he looked at his friend with an almost neutral expression.

". . ." - Kiba started having little flashbacks but quickly shook his head to ignore them - "I won't let your words destroy my will!"

"I'm not trying to break your will... I'm trying to protect your physical and mental integrity" - said Kurama as he shrugged, only to see Kiba look at him in discomfort, although his anger seemed to have disappeared a little.