Chapter 155 - Cap 142: Have you already lost your V*rginity with your friend?

"Do you think it was a good idea to leave those three?" - Kiba asked seriously as he looked at his companions.

"They can take care of themselves," Kurama replied calmly. "But let's leave that for another time, we have company"

"I see that idiot Jirobo couldn't stop you..." - said Kidomaru with annoyance, "I guess I'll have to kill you myself, although honestly it doesn't bother me in the least"

Kidomaru quickly unleashed his killer instinct as he let out a big laugh. The cursed seal was activated and his body started to be wrapped in a lot of black marks - "Ready to play with you, I hope you amuse me"

"Neji, Temari and I will stay and fight him..." - said Shikamaru as he watched his enemy. He had six arms and was sitting on a large web, which easily demonstrated his unique skills - "Temari will be efficient in removing those webs with unknown effects while I and Neji have the skills to restrain him".

"Ok, good luck" - said Kurama as he, Kiba and Kankuro left the place.

"Aren't you going to try and stop them?" - Shikamaru asked in surprise. He had planned to use the distraction of the Otonin to start his attack.

"No... when I am finished with you I will have more than enough time to have fun with them" - replied Kidomaru as he began making hand seals.

"Shit, Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" - exclaimed Shikamaru as his eyes contracted.

"Hahaha! Come on little girl, come out and play!" - exclaimed Kidomaru as a large smokescreen appeared below him.

"Be prepared, I am sure that whatever comes of this will not be good," said the Nara seriously as the other two nodded.

"You are bad... treat my little girl like a thing" - said Kidomaru as the smoke screen disappeared, showing a huge black spider - "Come on, Kyodaigumo... it's time for dinner"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" - the Spider hissed fiercely as she created a large sack that Kidomaru did not hesitate to break.

"I think your babies need to eat too," said the Otonin as he burst out laughing wildly. From the egg sack, thousands of tiny spiders appeared and jumped to where the shinobis of Konoha-Suna were.

"Ok, this is disgusting" - said Temari as she took her Giant Fan firmly - "I'll take care of this... Kamaitachi!"

The blast produced by Temari, threw all the little spiders like garbage and in the process, completely destroyed them.

"!" - Kyodaigumo was furious when she saw how all her children were killed so easily and without thinking twice she threw herself at the enemy shinobis.

" You did it this time..." - said Kidomaru angrily. The relationship he had with his personal invocation was very different from that of the other users of Summoning Jutsu. He had nurtured Kyodaigumo since she was just an egg and after a ritual that only his clan could perform, he adopted Spider characteristics while his emotions mixed with that of the Great Spider - "Now I'm angry!"

His body quickly began to change. His skin turned reddish, two horns appeared on his forehead along with a third eye.

"Okay, this will be a little easier now that they' re both angry" - said Shikamaru normally as he dodged the Great Spider's attempt to capture them with his Web.

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"Look who we have here..." - said Sakon as he looked at the newcomers - "If it's not the guy Kabuto-sama wanted but couldn't get..."

". . ." - Kiba was silent as he looked coldly at his enemies.

"I guess it's our turn," said Kankuro as he frowned.

"Hmm... who are you, makeup boy?" - Ukon asked as he looked at the boy from Suna - "I know Oto doesn't have the best reputation, but even we don't dress like Geisha"

"Okay, now I'm more excited to help you, fleabag," Kankuro said coolly.

"If there is one thing I have learned from my encounters with these Oto guys, it is that they seem to have a special way of infuriating their listeners," added Kiba as Akamaru barked in approval.

"Then Otouto... do we accomplish what Kabuto-sama couldn't?" - Ukon asked with a smile.

"That would be a good sacrifice for him," answered Sakon as he nodded firmly. "And the Geisha boy will be a bonus... maybe we can use him for something else"

The chakra of the two mentioned grew considerably because of the fury they were beginning to feel.

"Before you do anything, I warn you that these two are strangers," said Kurama seriously.

"No shit Sherlock! What made you think that? Was it the fact that they're a two-headed man, or maybe they're with Orochimaru?" - Kiba asked sarcastically.

"I'm being serious about this, their chakras are strange" - said Kurama seriously - "They are two different sources that are connected but not completely united... it's as if they can separate whenever they want"

"If what you say is true, it is possible that they have a bizarre ability that allows them to merge with their opponents" - said Kankuro seriously and his hypothesis seemed to have hit the mark because the two brothers clicked their tongues in irritation.

"Kiba, don't let them touch you" - said Kurama as he left the place - "You either, Kankuro"

"Don't worry, we'll be careful" - replied Kankuro as his puppets began to 'laugh' - "Too bad my puppets are immune to your skills"

"I think they are looking down on us too much, Sakon," Ukon said coolly as a large number of black marks surrounded his body.

"I know... I think it is time we showed them why we are the Bodyguards of Orochimaru-sama," Sakon replied with a laugh.

Their skins turned red, a horn appeared on their heads, one being on the right side of one, the other on the left, but it did not end there, because when they thought the transformation of the duo was over, they split into two distinct entities.

"Okay, that was both disturbing and disgusting in equal parts" - said Kankuro seriously as he watched his fellow fighter take his guard

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"I knew you would come, Dobe," Sasuke said neutrally as he looked at the ginger.

"I don't know if I' m lucky or cursed to face you, Uzumaki Kurama... or should I call you Sekkusu Kami-sama?" - Tayuya asked seriously as she pulled out her flute.

"I prefer my name, thank you," Kurama said as he shrugged.

"I don't give a shit! I'll call you whatever the f.u.c.k I want!" - exclaimed the pink-haired girl, then looked at the Uchiha - "Keep running princess, a little further on is your party partner"

". . ." - Sasuke took one look at the girl, then the redhead, then ran away.

"Well... now that the princess is out... how about you and I have some fun?" - smiled the girl as she looked at the redhead seriously.

"Why don't we talk first?" - Kurama asked normally.

". . ." - Tayuya narrowed her eyes for a few seconds because the redhead's words made her understand that everything that had happened had gotten out of hand - "The princess is not coming to Oto to join Orochimaru... is he?"

"Interesting... and I thought you were just as stupid as the others" - said Kurama in surprise.

"Don't compare me to them" - snorted the girl with disdain - "Those three idiots have their brains f.u.c.k.e.d up as much as their asses from feeling the Kusanagi Sword of Orochimaru"

"I didn't need that much information," replied the ginger with disgust.

"Oh, I'm sorry... Too graphic for someone like you?" asked Tayuya sarcastically, "Anyway, we better get this over with. Tell me what the f.u.c.k you want to talk about so I can start the fight... I'm looking forward to shoving my flute up your a.s.s to mark my territory"

"Hasn't anyone ever told you you're someone rude?" - asked the ginger, not knowing how to react to this girl. She had a worse vocabulary than Anko and Kin combined, and that was saying a lot.

"Get used to it, honey, that's how I am and I'm not going to change" - answered the girl from Oto - "Now open your mouth and tell me what the f.u.c.k you want to talk about before I call my friends and have a Gangbang up your ass"

"Sasuke was right, you lack a good dose of P to lower your stress... although now I understand why you're using a flute as a weapon" - answered Kurama with disdain as he pointed at the flute - "Have you already lost your v.i.r.g.i.n.i.t.y to your friend?

"I'm going to kill you, you little bitch!" - roared Tayuya as her cursed seal began to activate.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" - asked Kurama neutrally - "Because I'm warning you, I'm not going to have mercy even if you are a woman. In my eyes you are as dead as any fool who tries anything against me"

". . ." - Tayuya squinted as she calmed down. She knew that ahead of her was the most lethal enemy of her bloody suicide mission - "Speak... at least I can pretend to listen to you."

"Tell me... what would you do if I offered you to leave Oto and remove that mark on your neck?" - Kurama asked with a small smile.

Tayuya was surprised when she heard this because she could remember all the times she had dreamed of such a thing.

"I see I have your attention," the redhead smiled as his eyes glowed slightly. " I think this conversation will be satisfactory for both of us"