Chapter 158 - Cap 145: Are you crazy?!

Kurama, Tsunade, and Shikaku left immediately after seeing that Hiruzen was in good condition.

"I guess I'll be leaving for a while now" - said Tsunade as she looked at the redhead - "When I return, we'll continue with what we started"

That said, the blonde woman left, leaving Shikaku and Kurama alone.

"I will not ask," Shikaku said as he left while Kurama only shrugged.

* * * * *

The days continued to advance and a week had passed.

Tayuya still showed no sign of life, but as long as there was no news, it could not be said that the plan had failed, until one day, three hooded figures appeared at Konoha's entrance.

"Stop! Names and what do you wish to do in Konoha!" Kotetsu exclaimed gravely.

"We have come to see Uzumaki Kurama," said the woman in front.

"I suppose the name Sekkusu Kami-sama has begun to spread through all the Elemental nations," Izumo muttered as he shook his head, but his expression changed when he saw the five-year-old boy accompanying the two hooded women - "Who is he?"

"He is the son of Kurama-sama," Tayuya answered.

"Hmm... this won't please Kushina-sama..." - said Kotetsu with fear.

"Do we have to do this?" - Izumo asked - "Kurama-sama has helped us in many ways"

"It is either that or receives the wrath of Kushina-sama when she learns that we hid the truth" Kotetsu replied.

"I am sorry, Kurama-sama," the two said at the same time as they looked at the newcomers in silence and sighed with regret before sending a message directly to Uzumaki Mansion.

"May we come in?" - asked the second hooded woman whose voice made it obvious that she was older than the first girl.

"Wait for a second," said Izumo, "They will be coming for you soon"

"I'm gonna kill you, you f.u.c.k.i.n.g asshole!" - exclaimed Kushina from inside Konoha.

"But this time I didn't do anything!" - Kurama shouted as he dodged all the attacks.

"I think your joke got out of hand, Tayuya," Guren said as she looked at the girl who had helped her.

"He deserves it for being an idiot," the pink-haired girl snorted as she watched a purple-haired woman appear in front of them.

"Hmm... who are you?" - asked Anko as she looked at the girls. She didn't believe that Kurama would have a child with another family because, in retrospect, it was completely impossible.

"My name is Tayuya," said the pink-haired girl. "They are Guren and Yuukimaru"

"I see... the girl Kurama informed us was his spy and the unconscious boy's family..." - Anko nodded as he looked at the new arrivals carefully.

"Have we met before?" - Guren asked familiarly. She felt she had seen Anko somewhere else.

"No..." - denied the snake charmer - "This is the first time we've met each other, but I also feel we've met before... interesting..."

The three girls looked at each other in confusion as they watched two more people appear on the scene, a young man about 15 years of age with reddish-orange hair and a beautiful red-haired woman who was bound and gagged, although you could see the fury that was emanating because her chakra was starting to get out of control.

"I knew it would be you..." - sighed the redheaded man as he frowned - "Now I'm beginning to regret making a deal with you, Tayuya"

"Bad luck, now keep your f.u.c.k.i.n.g word, I've brought the bitch Guren" - snorted the pink-haired girl.

Kushina seemed to have calmed down now that she noticed that the boy was too big to be her husband's son and a great shame appeared on her face. With the latest incident with the nurses, she has been much more defensive about events like this.

"Did you finally relax?" - Kurama asked as he looked at the red-haired woman, who nodded weakly, only to notice how she was released.

"I didn't know your tastes were so hardcore," Tayuya said in surprise, only to be caught in chains - "Ack!"

"I had planned to help you normally, but now I think it's not necessary... I'd better do it as slowly and painfully as possible~" - smiled the redheaded boy as Tayuya's pupils dilated.

"Mom... that guy is scary..." - said Yuukimaru as he shrank behind Guren.

"Is this normal?" - Guren asked as he looked at Anko.

"No... Foxy-kun isn't easy to piss off, but let's just say that because of a mistake he made recently, he's been a little more tense than usual," replied the snake charmer. "Anyway, we'd better go see your boyfriend... he hasn't woken up yet because Tsunade-san hasn't been able to check him properly, but at least he's stable. His life is not in danger"

Guren nodded as she and Anko and her son walked to the Uzumaki Mansion. The three ignored the ginger-haired boy who was laughing like a madman as Tayuya shook with terror and Kushina apologized for her hasty action.

Yes... it was a normal day for Konoha.

* * * * *

Another week had passed for the group, and Mikoto had finally grown accustomed to her life at Uzumaki Mansion. She had moved here because she could not resist the loneliness of her home now that her children had 'betrayed' Konoha.

Anko and the Oto girls, became practically sisters now that they recognized why they were so familiar, after all, the 4 had similar personalities, to the annoyance of Kurama who now had to put up with 4 Anko... or as he called them... The "Anko Rangers".

Hiruzen was still in the hospital for the annoyance of Shikaku, who remained as a 'substitute Hokage' and it seems that he would continue to hold that position for at least a little longer.

Kurama had returned to his intensive training, preparing to begin his training at Senjutsu as he had discussed with Jiraiya, who was still nowhere to be seen.

Tsunade had been sending letters about her vacation with Shizune and even Kushina had to admit that the woman seemed more cheerful and sociable, in fact, according to the letter Shizune had sent, Tsunade seemed to have stopped drinking and gambling so much, although she still did so occasionally but not to the same extent as before because when she lost a certain amount, she used the self-control she had regained to back off. Ironically, these changes made Tsunade's luck take a slight turn because she was now winning more often.

Kurama had kept his promise, he had made Kushina destroy the soul of Orochimaru at the Cursed Seal of Tayuya, though he did so in the most painful, slow, and sadistic way possible, which Kushina did not object to because she was still upset by the bad joke.

The people of Konoha had forgotten the fact of Sasuke's betrayal because Hiruzen had finally recovered, and to be honest, this was not so strange, after all, a Genin could not compare to a Kage.

Peace had returned to Leaf Village, but everything changed the day Jiraiya appeared before Kurama again.

"How have you been, Ero Sennin?" - the red-haired man asked curiously as he saw the white-haired man's smile.

"Let's say I met someone I hadn't seen for a while" - answered the Sannin with discomfort - "The problem is that I also met someone I didn't want to see"

"I sense that what you are about to say will be a pain in the a.s.s, but go on," sighed Kurama.

"She is the leader of Nadeshiko Village," Jiraiya said seriously.

"Nadeshiko? You mean the village has a rule that if a man defeats one of its kunoichis, he has to marry her? - asked the redheaded man as he frowned at the Sannin of the Toads' nodding. "Let me guess, you went to the village, spied on the baths and the leader discovered you, you fought and you won so you had to marry her, but you escaped now that she's finally found you, she's forcing you to marry her"

"Almos... but not" - denied Jiraiya - "I went to the village, spied on the leader by accident and we fought, I beat her by a small margin and escaped... but I never thought I would fall in love with one of my pursuers. It was at that time that I had given up on Tsunade-hime, so I decided to be free and she found me... we fought many times and all ended up winning until one day I decided to ask her out... one thing led to another and we ended up getting married in secret..."

"You're married?!" - exclaimed Kurama in surprise.

"Yes, I don't believe it either" - sighed the Sannin - "But she accepted me with all my perversions and has no problem with me continuing to write, as long as I don't go beyond the limits of sleeping with p.r.o.s.t.i.t.u.t.es or other women..."

"And the girls who were with you during our mission?" - asked the redhead.

"I was talking to them so that they could tell me about their experiences," answered Jiraiya. " Anyway, we're getting off-topic. What I wanted to say is that while I was visiting my wife, the leader discovered me with her and we had a big problem... that's why I had to take a drastic measure... and well... Congratulations Gaki, you have a new fiancée! Yey~!"

Kurama was silent for a few seconds because he felt he had heard wrong, but after analyzing Jiraiya's words a little more, he could only react in one way - "Are you crazy?!"