Chapter 210 - Cap 196: Sounds like Dog's Name

Another week had passed for the Elemental Nations and all was at peace.

Kurama had received a message from Itachi saying that he would not return to Konoha yet because Akatsuki was going back to business as usual. Mikoto and Sasuke could only sigh with regret while Izumi was depressed to learn that her older brother would not be returning for some time.

Pakura had been traveling constantly to Suna now that she had finally put all her pain behind her and was concentrating on her future, and she seemed even happier with her life.

Kakashi was still traumatized when he met with Kurama after he destroyed his beloved collection.

Sasuke had returned to his service as a shinobi of Konoha now that he had his honor back and the village knew more about the dangers he had to endure, especially the back of his anatomy.

Kurotsuchi had begun to earn the forgiveness of the people she had affected with her actions and now she did not have so many problems at work.

Shizuka and her subordinates had become accustomed to living in Konoha during this time, after all, the village was peaceful, more so now that with Kurotsuchi in place and with the alliance they had with Suna and Kiri, the chances of war were almost zero.

And that left us with the Uzumaki family who was sitting in the dining room right now talking about things of daily life.

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"Kuro-chan should join us more," Kushina said with annoyance when she saw that her husband had disappeared.

"A little more together and it would seem that we have s.e.x 24 hours a day, 7 days a week" - snorted Tayuya as she rolled her eyes at matriarch Uzumaki - "I know it feels good to be f.u.c.k.e.d out of control but we can't leave him locked up in his room"

"For the first time in years, Tayuya has said something with common sense," said Kin as she noticed how the pink-haired girl gave him an annoyed look.

"What surprises me, is that none of you are pregnant with all that he has c.u.m inside you" - said Hikari while the other girls frowned. It was true, with all the times they had had s.e.x, there should be at least one of them who is pregnant right now, more with the absurd vitality that the redhead had.

"I'm sure the red dildo did something to prevent it from happening," snorted Tayuya, although honestly, it wasn't as if she wished she were pregnant, after all, she was still young and wanted to enjoy her immaturity a little, not to mention that she didn't have the best qualities for a mother.

"Hmm... two in one day, the new record" - said Kin as Tayuya looked at her with annoyance.

"I can't believe what I'm about to say but I think Tayuya is right" - nodded Kushina.

"Hey! You make it sound like I'm some kind of mentally handicapped person" - said Tayuya angrily.

"That's not far from the truth," Anko replied.

"Oh, come on! Not you too, Aneki!" - exclaimed the pink-haired girl as she watched the others laugh.

"But it's a shame... I wish I'd gotten pregnant," said Kurenai as she blushed.

"Really?" - asked the others as they looked at the young woman with the black hair and red eyes.

"Y-Yes," Kurenai nodded as she looked around, "I wish it was a girl... I would have named her Mirai because she would be my whole future"

"Aw~" - the women just burst out laughing when they heard this.

"What about you, Tsunade?" - asked Kushina - "Any names for the children you will have when you complete your experiment"

"Yes... I have thought about it for years and decided that if they are children, I will name them Dan and Nawaki" - answered the blonde woman with huge b.r.e.a.s.ts.

"What if it's a woman?" - asked Mikoto curiously - "I'm sure you've thought of a name for your little princess"

" Mito..." - smiled the Senju woman.

"Like your grandmother, Mito-sama?" - Kushina asked as a big smile appeared on her face - "I guess you beat me to it... that would be the name I would give my daughter in the future"

It was no surprise that Kushina loved and respected Mito, after all, she was the last pure Uzumaki she had ever seen, as well as the woman who had cared for and taught her during her early years in Konoha.

"It's a good way to honor those who left," Mei said as she imagined her future with the redhead and his growing family.

"What would you name them, Aneki?" - Kin asked curiously.

"Hmm... I haven't thought about it..." - Anko muttered as he squinted. "I guess I'd name him Hebimaru"

". . ." - the women in the room didn't know how to react to the words of the snake charmer, one, because that name was EXTREMELY similar to Orochimaru's, and two, because of the girl's clear obsession with snakes.

"What?" - Anko asked as she looked around.

"It's nothing" - denied the women as they watched Anko snort in irritation.

"If you think it's a bad name, just tell me," said Anko in annoyance.

"What about you, Shizune-san?" - Kurenai asked as she looked at Tsunade's assistant.

"I..." - but before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by someone knocking on the door.

"I guess it must be Ino-chan along with Hinata-chan and Hanabi-chan" - said Kushina as she walked to the door to greet the girls.

"Well?" - Anko asked curiously.

"W-Well... I'll call it Shirou..." - said Shizune as she looked aside in embarrassment.

"Sounds like a dog's name..." - replied Tayuya, only to be knocked out by a Senbon Needle, covered by an anesthetic poison.

"This idiot doesn't learn," sighed Mikoto as she looked at Kushina appearing next to the three girls.

"Did I miss anything?" - Kushina asked as she saw Tayuya lying unconscious on the floor.

"She said something she shouldn't have and you know the rest," responded Tsunade.

"What were you talking about?" - Ino asked curiously.

"About how we would name our children" - answered Kin.

"Are you pregnant?!" - exclaimed Hinata in a voice that showed how surprised and jealous she was.

"No, it's just that one thing led to another and we ended up talking about how we would name our children," Anko answered as he shrugged.

"I-I see..." - nodded the princess of the Byakugan.

"And you came at just the right time," smiled Kushina. "Tell us, girls, what would you name your children?

"W-Well... I hadn't thought that far ahead... - Ino muttered with a red face - "But it would be Inojin..."

"And you, Hinata-chan?" - asked Mikoto, though he honestly had an idea what name it would be.

"W-Well... I-I would call him... etto... Hanako..." - Hinata muttered as her face became the same color as Kushina's hair - "I-In honor of my mother..."

Mikoto, Kushina, Tsume, and Tsunade, all smiled when they heard this.

"What about me?" - Hanabi asked,

"I'm sorry, you' re too young to talk about these things" - replied Kushina.

"I'm not that young! I'm big!" exclaimed Hanabi as she snorted irritably, only to see everyone laughing - "Mou~!"

"Okay, I think we'd better change the subject" - said Mikoto as she won the attention of the others.

"Is there anything else we need to talk about?" - Tsume asked as she frowned. She did not want to say what name she would give her pup because the tradition of her clan dictated that the child's name would come out of the first thing he pointed at, so it was the case with Kiba, who pointed at the necklace of tusks, and also with Hana, who pointed at a pot filled with flowers.

"In fact, yes" - Uchiha the matriarch nodded - "First of all we have to decide who will be responsible for taking over the new trade division of the clan"

"Hmm... I'm busy with my project" - said Tsunade while shaking her head - "And Shizune helps me or takes control of the hospital together with Hikari"

The two mentioned nodded at the words of the big-b.r.e.a.s.ted blonde.

"We honestly have no talent as businesswomen," said Anko as she pointed at herself, Kin and finally at the unconscious Tayuya - "I'm sure we'll cause a disaster"

"I agree with Aneki, not to mention that it sounds like something super boring" - added Kin.

"I am not yet part of the clan and at the same time I am an ambassador, so it would be frowned upon if I were to take control of this emerging subdivision," Mei replied as she shrugged.

"I could try... but I don't think it would be very efficient for an expert in Genjutsu to be the leader of the trade division," said Kurenai as she earned everyone's attention. "Think about it, everyone would come with the mentality that I am going to use my skills to get a better deal for us, making us repudiated in the process. As for the girls... they're still very young, not to mention very talented as kunoichis"

"I'm busy with my seals..." - said Kushina as she shook her head - "I'm so busy lately that I haven't even been able to spend time with Naru-chan"

"Sorry but no thanks" - said Tsume as she shrugged - "I may have been a clan leader but everything related to business was decided by someone else, I only took care of the important decisions"

"What about you, Pakura?" - asked Mikoto, only to be answered by an almost neutral look - "Ok, sorry"