"I'm still bored" - Naruto muttered as he lay on top of the new leader of Konoha that had been plastered on the Hokage monument, 'Uchiha Mikoto'.
Naruto still remembered the day he made this prank together with his father and was honestly surprised that they still didn't demolish this face and rebuild it.
"By the way, I still remember that the prank hadn't ended there" - Naruto said as he let out a laugh and remembered the past, just the day of Sasuke's first anniversary as Hokage.
* * * [Flashback] * * *
"Ugh" - Sasuke slowly opened his eyes as he grabbed his head because it felt like Kaguya had punched him in the face - "What happened?"
He slowly looked around, only to notice how he was in his office, but he didn't remember the moment he fell asleep.
"Hey Sasuke, I need you to sign this" - Shikamaru's voice was heard outside the office. He had become the Jonin commander after his father retired.
"Come in" - Sasuke replied with a frown because he still couldn't figure out what the f.u.c.k had happened.
"Okay, I need that you" - Shikamaru said, but his expression quickly changed when he saw his leader - ". . ."
Sasuke hadn't seen his friend's expression because he was completely focused on the doc.u.ments on his desk.
"Pff" - Shikamaru couldn't contain himself anymore, a small laugh escaped his lips as he tried his best to keep a serious attitude.
"What's so funny?" - Sasuke asked with a frown as he saw his Nara friend's expression - "Is there something on my face, by any chance?"
"Hey, Shikamaru, why are you taking so long with my husband, didn't I tell you I needed to talk to him!" - Sakura exclaimed as she arrived at the office, only to let out a laugh when she saw her beloved's new appearance - "Ha ha ha ha!"
Sasuke had a bad feeling when he heard his wife's laughter.
"You got it right" - Shikamaru replied as he let out a laugh and handed her a mirror - "But see for yourself."
Sasuke took the mirror handed to him by his friend, only to throw it to the ground with an expression of absolute fury - "Uzumaki!"
The current Hokage could barely contain his anger as he felt his Rinnegan activate unconsciously.
The reason for all this was none other than the current appearance.
Sasuke was wearing a wig of long black hair, a bit of makeup, and clothes that honestly didn't feel much different from what he always wore, but the problem came when you mixed everything.
"Mikoto-san, could you tell me where my husband is?" - Sakura asked as she let out a laugh, to the point where she was rolling on the ground as she laughed uncontrollably.
Shikamaru quickly averted his gaze, but by the movement of his shoulders, it was obvious that he was barely containing his laughter.
"I have to admit, the resemblance is striking" - Kakashi said with surprise as he entered the office. He had come so he could settle the last unfinished business before Sasuke's speech for his first year as Hokage.
"Shut up, Kakashi!" - Sasuke exclaimed angrily as he tried to remove his wig, clothes, and makeup, only to notice how all of these seemed to be stuck to his skin - "Naruto!"
Sasuke immediately understood who had been responsible, because Naruto was the only one who used these kinds of attachments for his pranks, but his expression changed to one of utter fury when he noticed a note on his desk.
"Wow, it has to be something serious if he triggered it this way" - Kakashi said as he walked to his student's desk and took the note, only to let out a laugh.
"What's wrong, Kakashi sensei?" - Sakura asked curiously as she took the note, only to laugh even more.
Shikamaru was the last to read the note and he had to admit that he could hardly contain himself with this last attack - "Interesting that Kurama wrote [Tag Team]."
It was obvious from the note that both father and son had participated.
"Oh? There's something written behind the note" - Kakashi said as he noticed how some words started to appear - "Let's see what it says."
"Wait, I want to be the one to read it" - Sakura said as she took the note and started to read it, only to let out an even louder laugh.
Sasuke frowned, only to feel his blood pressure shoot to the heavens after reading the note.
'Hello, Satsuki-chan, this is your Otou-sama speaking, I want to tell you that on Sunday we're preparing something, and Miko-chan wants her eldest daughter to come, so dress nicely and don't wear a skirt that's too short.
With love, Kurama Uzumaki'.
"Shouldn't you be on my side!" - Sasuke roared as he looked at his wife who seemed to be laughing her a.s.s off as she giggled at his misfortune.
"I'm sorry Sasuke-kun ~!" - shouted Sakura as she continued to laugh - "But this is hilarious ~!"
Kakashi quickly took the note with his Kamui, only to give Sasuke his typical ogling grin.
"You'd better remove that jerk face" - growled Sasuke as he activated his Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan upon noticing his sensei's expression.
"You're no fun, Satsuki-chan" - Kakashi replied, only to turn intangible when he saw how under his feet, black flames started to appear - "Are you on your days, by any chance?"
"Ah!" - Sasuke's roar of fury echoed in Konoha as the villagers didn't know what was happening, not knowing that after a few hours they would understand the situation.
"This is great" - Naruto said as he recorded everything that had happened with one of the new inventions his parents had created together.
* * * [End Flashback] * * *
"Now, what can I do?" - Naruto muttered as he looked around, only to sigh regretfully.
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". . ."
"I'M BORED!" - Naruto shouted as he looked out towards the village, only to have his eyes sparkle with excitement as he thought of an idea.
* * *
"Naruto!" - the fury filled roar of a group of people, echoed through Konoha as a squad of Anbu came out in pursuit of the red prince.
"A good prank always brightens the day!" - Naruto exclaimed as he let out a laugh.
As the years went by, he never stopped making jokes even though Izumi kept telling him that it was a bit too childish for his age, though to the relief of the people who knew him, Naruto didn't make jokes as often anymore.
"Alpha Squad, target in sector 4!" - An Anbu shouted as another group appeared in front of Naruto.
"Look mommy, it's Hello Kitty!" - said a little girl as she waved to the Anbu. Hello Kitty had been a new show that had appeared on civilian television, and being one of the first children's cartoons without military connotations, it was a popular show among civilians.
All of the Anbu were wearing a mask shaped like a white cat with a small pink ribbon over one of their ears, not to mention their clothes were wearing pink clothes. The only good thing about the situation they were in, was that their masks hid the embarrassment they felt about their new appearances.
"We lost him! Beta squad has lost the target!" - Anbu exclaimed as he noticed how a group of girls was calling out to him to play with them - ". . ."
"Delta Squadron has lost the target!" - exclaimed another Anbu as he took a picture with some 5-year-olds kids.
"Alpha Squadron has lost the target!" - exclaimed a third Anbu as he pulled a cat down from a tree with a little girl on his shoulders.
"That little red monster" - muttered the current Anbu leader as he sighed regretfully. It was demeaning that a 15-year-old managed to leave an elite force in this deplorable state - "At least he's not our enemy."
Just the thought of the possibilities of having Naruto as an enemy made the Anbu leader shiver with terror.
Naruto for his part was celebrating the success of his prank, though his expression changed when he felt a familiar presence behind him - "How are you doing, Uncle Sasuke?"
"I'd be better if it's that you didn't prank my Anbu" - Sasuke replied as he folded his arms.
"Come on, it wasn't that bad" - Kurama said with a smile as he appeared next to his friend - "At least there wasn't an explosion this time."
Naruto started to sweat when he heard this, only for after a few seconds the sound of an explosion to echo through Konoha.
Kurama's smile slowly disappeared as he gave his son a blank look.
"Whoops?" - Naruto didn't know what else to say in this situation, not with Sasuke and his father in front of him.
"Kurama" - Sasuke said with a frown as he looked at the leader of the Uzumaki clan.
"I know, you don't have to say it" - sighed Kurama as he grabbed his son by the ear - "What did we say about the explosions?"
Naruto kept silent as he blushed from the embarrassment he felt.
"I warned you and you didn't listen to me" - Kurama said seriously - "I have no choice but to sentence you to study together with Ryu."
"ANYTHING BUT THIS!" - Naruto shouted in terror.