Chapter 97

Name:The Mad Cultivator Author:王小蛮
Ye Kong blinked his eyes for a long time, didn't understand, and then asked him again. Huang Quan's ancestor stammered, "in fact, the method is very simple. The monk's aura is the primitive aura between heaven and earth, which is also the main reason why monks absorb aura without eating and won't get sick. If you can transfer the aura into your mother in a certain way, the problem will be solved..."

Listening to his nagging, ye Kong interrupted, "Lao Zu, you used to say something straight. What's going on today? Just tell me what to do."

"What should I do? Well, if I want to say... Take her back to her room, press her directly on the couch, and peel the hairpin skirt..."

Ye Kong almost fainted. The words of huangquan Laozu are really dog skin plaster, which can be pasted everywhere.

"Hey, what are you talking about? This is my mother!" Ye Kong stared.

"So it's difficult because it's your mother." Huang Quan said and muttered, "Alas, it's a pity that I don't have a body, otherwise I can help you if I can't help it..."

"Go away! Stay away!" Ye Kong scolded angrily, but he already knew it in his heart.

In Cangnan, it is easy for an immortal to find women if he wants to, not only because everyone worships immortals, but also because those women can also get benefits, Xianqi.

However, ordinary people can't enjoy immortality. The only way is to make friends. Men and women work. Those mortal women who have been exposed to the rain and dew of male monks are not only healthy, but also nourishing.

And the liquid of the cultivator's grace in a woman's body can be described as disease-free, disease-free, healthy, nutritious, permanent youth, with beauty, which is much stronger than x platinum and propolis on earth.

So ye Kong just said that I am a fairy and now need women. Those big girls and little daughters in law, big girls and little girls will cry and shout, waiting in line for his favor, but now the key problem... That's his mother!

"Is there any other way? Can I bleed her to drink? Or can I cut a piece of meat for her?" Ye Kong asked again.

"What you said is useless." Huang Quan shook his head.

"Is there no other way?" Ye Kong scratched his head in frustration. If there was no other way, he had nothing to do. The way of huangquan's father was too bullshit.

Huang Quan yawned and said, "as for me, I don't have any other way except this." When ye Kong was discouraged, Lao Zu said again, "but it's hard to say whether others have any way."

Seeing that he was going to betray the truth again, ye Kong angrily said, "Lao Zu, you know? In fact, this is not my mother! I also came here to give up! Curing this woman's face is the only way I can compensate him. I once swore that if I don't cure her face, I Ye Kong won't leave her!" Ye Kong then said softly, "when her face is good, she can get Ye Haoran's favor, and it is also very possible to have another son. Then I can leave without worry and find a place with sufficient aura to practice for a hundred years. It doesn't matter. At that time, I have time to help you find the cauldron of five Linggen!"

After hearing what he said, Huang Quan was stunned. He was stunned for a long time before roaring, "why? Why didn't you tell me earlier that you have won a house!"

"Roar what? Is it important?" Ye Kong is a little confused. It seems that I should be angry, isn't it?

Why did ancestor huangquan suddenly roar? It's about to talk about several laws of seizing and giving up.

First of all, those who cultivate immortals cannot give up to mortals. The reason is very simple. The immortal's divine sense is very strong. If he forcibly grabs the mortal body, it is likely that the body will not be able to bear it. The big feet wear small shoes, either the feet are broken or the shoes are bad. Of course, ye Kong's fight is an anomaly.

Secondly, only those who have a high realm can lose to those who have a low realm, otherwise they are likely to suffer from the great counterattack of the other party's aura and finally become ghostless zombies.

Finally, the body that has been robbed once cannot be robbed again. The influence of each snatch on this body is huge, so a body can only be snatched once. If others snatch it and you snatch it again, the body will not be able to bear it, and it is likely that everyone will finish it together.

Huang Quan's surprise and anger is the last reason. If he had known that ye Kong had won a house, he would not have been so tangled last night and suffered so much struggle in his heart.

However, in addition to being shocked and angry, Huang Quan was very happy. If he had been controlled by the greedy demon at that time, he recklessly controlled Ye Kong, and finally found that it was an empty joy, and even lost again, causing jade and stone to burn, it would really be more than worth the loss.

Of course, Huang Quan would not tell Ye Kong these words. From then on, he also cut off the idea of harming Ye Kong again.

"Er... It's not very important. I'm just glad that the golden light locked me at the beginning, otherwise we would both be scared at that time." Huang Quan laughed again.

Ye Kong didn't know why. As soon as Huang Quan explained, he understood that no one would plan to rob himself of his house in the future, just like the person who had suffered measles would not suffer any more.

"I see." Ye Kong nodded and asked, "then tell me the point. What else can I do to my mother's face? Curing her is good for you and me."

"I said, I have no way, but others have a way. If you find a woman who is proficient in alchemy, it will be no problem. But don't ask me who you are looking for. The people I know will fly up if they don't die."

"Why do you have to be a woman? Don't you know the art of alchemy?" Ye Kong asked again.

"You are stupid!" Huang Quan scolded again, "among the monks, men generally don't care about their appearance, but those female monks pay attention to it very much, so they will make strange pills. Some can fix their appearance and won't appear old, others can improve their appearance, whiten and become beautiful, and even some pills can make women's milk bigger. If you want to find a pill to cure your mother's face, who don't they look for?"

"Oh, hehe." Ye Kong smiled and nodded, "if you go back to the earth to set up a pill workshop, those plastic surgery hospitals will have to close."

Ye Kong gave Xiao Hong a chair to sit down, and he had been lying on the chair handle. At this time, he suddenly laughed, making Lu Qin in the opposite direction confused.

"Brother Ye Kong, what are you laughing at?" Lu Qin thought there was something wrong with her.

"No, no, I just thought of a happy thing." Ye Kong perfunctory way.

"Happy things?" The eyes of several women all looked at Ye Kong, and Xiaohong said, "what's happy is also said. Let's listen."

"This..." Ye Kong is really not good at telling stories. What he has in mind are several popular dirty jokes on earth. At this time, it's not appropriate to say it. Besides, Lu Qin is as pure as white paper, and she can't understand some obscure jokes.

Just when ye Kong was thinking a little, he didn't know what to say, but a young man's laughter came from outside, "if the eighth brother has anything happy, say it to make your second brother and third brother happy."

Although the words are polite, the tone is annoying, especially the superior, even arrogant feeling in the words.

Ye Kong frowned and looked back to find that it was the two sons of the second wife, ye Wen and ye Wu.

Seeing ye Wen and ye Wu coming in, Xiao Hong immediately stood up and threw half of the porridge on the table, standing aside like a little girl.

There is also a reason for these two people to come. Ye Wen had been thinking about Xiao Hong in his heart. He asked her when he came here today, but other servant girls said that Xiao Hong had gone to Ye Kong's yard.

Ye Wen didn't take it to heart at first, nor was his main purpose of returning to Ye Fu.

But ye Wu did something in his ear. Although Ye Wu also knew that his brother was a little interested in Xiaohong, after all, ye Kong was an outsider. Let's solve Ye Kong first. As for his brother, that is, touching a few soft cries on Xiaohong, he could bear it.

After ye Wu's narration of adding oil and sauce, ye Wen was angry. His original intention was full of jealousy and contempt for this fool. He brought Ye Wu here now. What are you doing here? Of course, it's a warning to Ye Kong. If he can't, he'll pick your field!

"Oh, it's the second brother and the third brother." Although Ye Kong is unhappy in his heart, he still needs to do some superficial Kung Fu.