Chapter 633

"Elder sister, I just met her once. I'm sorry I can't answer these questions you asked, but I can definitely tell you that with Li ChenWan's beauty, I can definitely enter the top five beauties I've met."

Yan Shuhui immediately expressed dissatisfaction with someone's words, "cut, how many beauties have you seen?" But when she finished, she suddenly seemed to think of something. She turned back and asked, "then the first beauty you think... Isn't it me?"

Ye Kong turned over and fell, bleeding his mouth and nose. "God, kill me. I've never seen such narcissism."

The two came to the front of the stomachs building in a fight, and were stopped by Huang Shishi standing there. Ye Kong stretched out his head from the carriage and saw Huang Shishi, Lin Xitian and Lin Zhenwei waiting at the door. Behind them, there were a large row of beautiful girls from the painting sound demon sect, and behind them were several rows of belly building service personnel in waiter's uniforms.

"Wow, ye Kong, I didn't expect to be so famous. So many people lined up to meet. What a big show." Yan Shuhui couldn't help exclaiming when she got out of the car.

"Stop talking nonsense." Ye Kong's blush. This is not to greet yourself, this is to send off lichenwan God Jun. this dead girl doesn't know to keep her voice down, she's lost.

"Yes, your future husband is very famous. He went up to the fifth floor directly from the fire room." Huang Shishi came over swinging a pair of melons.

Ye Kong's old face is redder. It seems that women still don't offend much. They can expose you in public.

After Huang Shishi finished speaking, he said to Ye Kong, "well, we've been waiting for you for a long time. Take out the three jars of huanhouyin."

Ye Kong felt that he had returned to the earth and played drug trade with his little brother. He hurried forward, pulled Yan Shuhui behind him, straightened his chest and said, "of course, I have the goods, but according to the rules, I have to check the money a priori."

Huang Shishi snorted, "what bullshit rules." With that, she took out a small black bag from the storage ring and threw it to Ye Kong, "see for yourself."

If a monk uses his divine sense to explore, he will know how many spirit stones there are. But ye Kong is now a mortal. He can't count them out, so he has to throw them to Yan Shuhui, "see if it's a million spirit stones."

"A million spirit stones!" Yan Shuhui's chin was about to drop. She knew that ye Kong came to sell wine and that it was good wine, but she didn't know that the three cylinders of wine were worth a million spirit stones. Her Yan family drugstore has a turnover of less than onemillion a year.

Is this still wine? This is fairy water!

"Stop dawdling and hurry up!" Ye Kong felt that when he scolded the girl, he seemed to be much taller.

"Oh, oh, oh." Yan Shuhui was frightened by his momentum, and rarely didn't answer back. She put her divine sense into a small bag and tested the spirit stone.

Huang Shishi said with a smile, "people say that the Yan Family's girl is hot. I didn't expect to be obedient in front of you. Alas, it's really a matter of one thing down." She said, picked up her arms, took two steps left and right, looked at Ye Kong, and laughed, "but why can't I see what you can do? You're not very handsome."

NND, does this woman have psychological problems, so she just bumps your milk? Wouldn't you hurt me in public like this? Didn't you see so many people behind laughing secretly?

"Er, this, elder sister Huang Shishi, in fact, there is a sentence in our hometown..." Ye Kong paused, and when everyone's eyes were focused, he laughed, "there is a sentence in our hometown, called, the more handsome a man is, the faster he dies."

"When we describe a handsome man in our hometown, we will say that he looks like Pan'an. The man named Pan'an is handsome and simply handsome, so every time he walks on the street, many women will flirt with him and deliberately throw fruits at him. Pan'an is also smart, so every time he goes out, he pushes a car and lets those fruits into the car. Every time he goes out, he will be filled with a car of fruits, which is the fruit throwing car The story of. "

"But pan an is handsome, but he doesn't know how to restrain himself. Xiaomi, the boss's wife, asked him to go out for a drink and watch a play. He never refused, so he was pushed out by his boss to a remote mountain village to plant peach trees. According to reason, you should restrain yourself, but pan an still goes his own way. He continues to go out for coffee and steak with Xiaomi, the boss's wife, and finally incurs resentment. He is really a handsome man who died in a strange place The most miserable one. "

After hearing this, everyone couldn't help sighing that Pan an was really too much. If such a guy didn't die, who would die?

Huang Shishi looked at Ye Kong and his eyes flashed. He thought this boy was going to talk nonsense again, but he didn't expect that what he said had a nose and eyes. I believe he didn't make it up on the spot.

However, Huang Shishi didn't want to let him go, and then said, "this pan an's death is his own fault. Although it's because he is handsome, this person's personality is really not very good, so it can't be concluded that the more handsome a man is, the faster he dies?"

"Well, let me tell you the story of another handsome man in my hometown." Ye Kong smiled and said, "in fact, Wei Yu and pan an mentioned earlier are people of the same period. If you want to say beautiful men, Wei Yu is even better than pan an. How handsome is he? It's so handsome that it's not only women, but also men."

"Just now you said that Pan an's character is not good, but Wei Yu is different. He is not only handsome, but also has a first-class character. With a mouth, he can say that when he was a child, he could say that the great scholar of the dynasty had a cerebral hemorrhage, so that his mother never allowed him to debate with others."

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but exclaim that Wei Yu was really a dragon and a phoenix among people. With beautiful appearance and good conduct, it can be said that this man's fate should not be very miserable, right?

Ye Kong laughed and said, "do you know how he died in the end?"

Lin Xitian came out first and said with a smile, "I guess he died of old age after becoming a marquis, or he became an immortal and never died."

His son linzhenwei disagreed, saying, "according to brother ye, this person is by no means easy to die. I guess he died at the end of his power."

Ye Kong couldn't help sighing, y people, sure enough, y people, it seems that any world is not short of gossip women and YY men.

Other people present were also thinking in their hearts, how did Wei Yu die? Even Li ChenWan, who was sitting in the car, couldn't help thinking about how Wei Yu would die?

Huang Shishi was clever and said opportunely, "I guess his death must have something to do with women."

"Yes!" Ye Kong snapped his fingers and said: "Wei Yu's death is really related to women, but it's not one or two women, but thousands of women! Speaking of this Wei Yu, he was forbidden to debate with others, and his heart was depressed. One day, while there was no one at home, he sneaked out of the house and went to the capital Jianye to play. The daughter of Jianye City heard that the idol Wei Yu was coming, and the women of the whole city poured out, surrounded the Wei Yu who had just arrived in Jianye on the inner and outer floors. The innermost woman only looked at Wei Yu Yi Eyes, they were all corona, and then the next row was corona, so fainted layer by layer, and finally trapped Wei Yu in it for three days and nights, Leng was tired to death in it. Later, an allusion was left, which was called "watching Wei Yu", that is to say, Wei Yu was seen dead alive. "

"What, he was seen dead alive!" Almost everyone didn't expect this kind of death, including killing, dying of old age, being angry, and being scared to death. I really haven't heard of being seen dead.

If eyes can kill people, he has died at least a thousand times. Is there a real version of this kind of dog blood?

"True or false?" Huang Shishi couldn't help frowning and disbelief.

Ye Kong said with a smile, "this is recorded in my hometown's ancient books, and I don't know whether it's true or false, but there's a sentence you should know, that is, beauty has a thin life, no matter how beautiful or blue, in fact, all lives are thin."

Huang Shishi nodded and said with a smile, "well, I wanted to satirize you, but I didn't expect to give you a chance to perform. If you continue to perform, it is estimated that you will soon be looked dead."

Since ancient times, beautiful women love talents. A large row of women from the painting sound demon sect behind Huang Shishi are crazy about him. Someone seems to be taking a sauna.