"No, but it's strange..."
He Zhen struggled to reach the water on the table and drank a cow's drink.
"Unexpectedly, my relatives reacted. I protected the Dharma for you, but you didn't move! I've seen a ghost!"
"That only proves that you are inferior to her."
"Poof!!"
A mouthful of water gushed out. If he didn't have strength, he array would have jumped.
What do you mean I'm not as good as her?
Lao Tzu is a world's high man on the Tianshan Mountains. He has been collecting the cream of heaven and earth for more than 40 years. How can a little dry, smelly little boy be more powerful than he?
"I see!"
He Zhen lost his cup, gritted his teeth and got up, turned back and stared at Zhan Yu fiercely.
"What?"
Zhan Yu looked at each other calmly. Instead of being timid to be stared at by an expert, he was very calm.
"The gap lies in one kiss! Good disciple, let me kiss you to ensure advancement!"
The he array rose up with red lips and roared. Zhan Yu took out the corners of his mouth and beat people out with a pillow.
Kiss your master or something. It's disgusting!!
"Woo woo..."
He Zhen burst into tears: "you said you wanted to advance. Now you won't let me kiss you. You want to kill me as a teacher!!"
"Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"
Zhan Yu almost clenched his teeth and said this sentence. Now he has goose bumps for several layers!
Besides the word kiss, he's sure he'll strangle him!
He Zhen sighed, struggled to get up and limped on the sofa.
"In that case, there may be only one way left for you to advance."
"What?"
Zhan Yu narrowed his eyes. He wanted to advance and become stronger. The reason was the kidnapping in his childhood. He didn't want anyone to be hurt for him again.
"If you don't let me kiss you, I can only kiss that person."
Zhan Yu was surprised, but his face remained indifferent, and his eyes were more dignified.
"Who?"
"You kissed the man who felt it!"
“……”
Why does he always think he Zhen's words are so evil?
"What a disciple!"
He Zhen came over with a pertinent face and reached out to pat the apprentice on the shoulder, but he looked at someone's condensed vision. He coughed awkwardly and said, "well, as far as I know, your Xia Xi little classmate is going to participate in the provincial oral English competition."
"Then?"
"As a teacher, I heard that the competition will take three days and three nights!"
He Zhen secretly rubbed the word "night" and tilted his eyes with a bad smile: "good disciple, words are teachers. It's up to you whether you want to advance or not ~ ~ ~"
Looking at the disciple's hesitation, struggle and entanglement, he array laughed at the bottom of his heart!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
When he has time, he must meet the young man named Xia Xi to see where he is good-looking. His apprentice can't even enter the advanced level, 66666~~
"Well, I'm settled for the teacher!"
He Zhen lifted his Taoist robe, pinched his beard, looked like a fairy and left slowly.
Out of the door, a Taoist showed his true appearance and jumped into the kitchen in an instant.
Grass, I'm starving. Where's the cook? Ma Liu serves! I want snow lotus stewed snow clam!!!
In the bedroom, Zhan Yu frowned slightly and pondered the words of he array.
Advanced?
That must be advanced. He wants to be strong!
After making up his mind, Zhan Yu tore open the quilt, covered it and slept at ease.
As for kiss, kiss or something
wait and see!