"Shit, what's going on?"
Some forum headquarters, a group of staff were stunned.
They are working, and a zombie suddenly appears on the computer screen, squatting in front of them to take a shit, and suddenly jumping out of the dog to act like a spoiler, and throwing shit directly at them
A group of staff were funny and shocked.
Then, they watched their computers fall into a state of paralysis.
Then, the lights of the whole building flickered, snapped, and all were cut off.
Not only such a forum, there are many newspapers, many websites, all have the same similar situation.
And all this is naturally xiaonanyu and chenhuai, two people after all this, dry a glass of wine, and then high five.
"Worthy of my apprentice, beautiful!"
"I'm worthy of being my master. I'm very powerful!"
Then, big and small came out of the room.
"Shifu, my mommy has not only suffered from cyber attacks, but also should be in trouble in reality, so I may have to go back!"
Xiao Nan Yu looks like a little adult. She looks up at her master and reaches out to pat her on the shoulder. She finds that she is too short to pat her on the shoulder.
So the little guy had to pat his master on the back of his hand.
A little guy accidentally patted master's ass.
Xiao Nan Yu
Chen Huai:???
"Well, I'm sorry, it's wrong." Xiao Nan Yu said, "master, you What are you doing? Are you crying again? "
"Woo woo My apprentice spanks me, my apprentice spanks me
Chen guangtou suddenly flat mouth, the world's first love to cry hackers, crying almost fainted.
Xiao Nan Yu's forehead
Why, why!
Isn't his master a man?
His master is still a middle-aged man!
Why is it always so big and crying?
"Master, is it menopause, or I'll buy you some male health products?"
The little guy is very sincere and serious about his master.
He swore that he was sincere and didn't mean any ridicule. He really cared about his master, so he said that.
However, what Xiaonan Yu did not expect was that Chen Huai was crying even more. He finally saw what it was called storm crying. Master, it was a tornado, a hurricane like crying.
"Woo woo Are you laughing at me? "
"Do you think I'm menopausal and I'm old? Are you satirizing me? "
"Wuwuwuwu, I don't want to live any more. Let me die and jump off the cliff!"
"No, shall I hang myself? Will hanging look better? "
"I can't, or I'd better cut my veins?"
……
Small South Yu corner of the mouth twitches, all over the face is black line.
Please ask, why is Shifu so sensitive, so urgent, online and so on!
It took a long time for the little guy to take out a mint he picked up casually in a 4S shop, open it and put it into master's mouth.
Then, xiaonaibao spent a lot of effort to tell Shifu that the sugar was in a very distant country. He thought it was delicious, so he brought it back to Shifu.
Waste a good big mouth, Chen guangtou stopped crying, tearful looking at his apprentice.
"Really? This is the only one brought back from abroad, especially for me? "
"Well." Small South Yu storm type nods, on the small face, that expression, want to have many really have many really, sincere elephant is the next oil pan, go up knife mountain to bring back.
"Not at random?" Chen guangtou thought of the suffocating event at the banquet.
"Absolutely not, I promise. I brought it back specially for you!"
As he said this, Xiao Nan Yu said to himself: Although he didn't buy it specially, he brought it back from another country It seems to have been in my pocket for a long time, and I forgot to take it out when I was washing
Can you still eat this sugar?
Is wrapping paper OK?
Sugar is not supposed to be out of date, is it?
Cough -
it should be OK. Yes, it will be OK.
Such a small sudden sugar will not lead to poisoning.
Small South Yu so with a sugar, will master to coax good.
Then, the little guy went home.
And Chen guangtou was miserable. That night, he had trouble with his stomach. He lay half dead on the bed and was so weak that he hung water. Then he asked Qin Ruchen who hung water for him. Doctor Qin said, "what's the matter with me?"
"What did you eat? You have a bad stomach. What's unclean? " Qin Ruchen asked without expression.
Chen guangtou tearful, "in addition to small Yu son to my sugar, I did not eat anything!""Is it this sugar?" Doctor Qin took out a candy paper from his pocket and looked at it over and over again. "I picked it up at the door of your studio It's two years overdue... "
Chen guangtou: "Wuwuwuwu My heart aches, Dr. Qin. I need first aid
"Ha ha ha -" doctor Qin couldn't help laughing very unkindly, "Xiao yu'er is really our living treasure, so lovely!"
"Wu Wu Wu, is Xiao yu'er going to murder his teacher?" Chen guangtou cried miserably. He probably shed all his tears.
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the 19th floor.
In a tall and luxurious conference room, a group of people were sitting, the chief sitting a middle-aged man.
A middle-aged man with great temperament, he looks at people with such a serious face.
He didn't speak, but his aura was very oppressive.
"Think of a way for me, I want to get into the support club of Rongrong!" Xuanyuan Nantian solemnly said, "I tried yesterday, they don't let me add, say I'm a fake powder!"
On the conference table, the 19 highest levels looked at Xuanyuan Nantian with a confused face.
"Support club?"
"Boss, what will you do if you want to increase the support of the young lady? If you like the young lady, I'll rob her for you!"
"And those who swear, I'll send some people to do them all, and let them see the king of hell!"
"That's right. What a simple thing to do. If you want to get the first lady back, there will be no problem. What kind of fan support will you add?"
"There is no need for the first lady to enter the entertainment circle, and she is not short of money, and she is not short of anything! With so many of our uncles, support her
Xuanyuan Nantian looked at the crowd.
"No, we have to come step by step. We can't scare Rongrong all of a sudden!"
"You're still not a man, you're not a man!" Lanling rolled her eyes.
"It's just a man. You have to take your time. You can't scare my family. Besides, I haven't learned how to be a father yet. I have to learn how to be a father and know my daughter. Fans support will know a lot about Rongrong, I have to join in! "
Xuanyuan Nantian is still a serious look, but a mention of his daughter, that aura is a lot more moderate.
Everyone was silent.
Is this the sadness of a middle-aged father?
Afraid you don't know your daughter?
However, these uncles are not afraid to go to their eldest daughter's side!