Chapter 113

Heifeng mountain, also known as mingdawu mountain, is located thirty miles southeast of the capital. It is a beautiful place. There is a Heifeng village on Heifeng mountain. There are more than ten or twenty people living there. They do not farm or open up wasteland. They are engaged in the business of robbing families and houses.

At first, they were the officials and businessmen who robbed the road. Later, the officials and businessmen learned to be proficient. They gradually stopped going to Heifeng mountain and took another village road at the foot of the mountain.

To get rich, we need to build roads first. At the beginning, in order to rob more business, they built all the mountain roads, but in a few days, they didn't leave.

The people in Heifeng mountain are very angry and decide to rob the village with their brothers.

But they all went and came back empty handed.

Nima is poorer than their mountain stronghold, robbing a bird?

Recently, however, a rich man finally came out of the village. He built a palace like house on the mountain, dug a fishpond like bath pool, and built a workshop. Every day, the three people would carry hundreds of duck eggs into the workshop. It seemed that the business was very good.

They all have a lot of fish and meat, but the brothers in Heifeng village can only eat a little pork every two days, fat meat on a single day, lean meat on the first day of the first year, and no meat at the end of the month.

The family's cooking is so delicious that it can be easily smelled across a hill.

On the 12th and 20th, the bandits drooled at a small house. It was not too ecstatic. So they decided to rob the rich man so that the brothers could eat meat.

Several people lie on the mountain not far away, quietly waiting for the opportunity.

"Boss, I heard that the woman is very powerful. Qinglong Gang is not her rival." Little news expert Xiao Wei said.

The stronghold master patted him on the head: "don't boost other people's morale and destroy your prestige! No matter how powerful she is, she is also a girl! Can you beat the five of us? Among the four of us, Zhen Weimeng is the strongest

Zhen Weimeng shows his biceps.

"There is a deadly poison master Du 3000!"

Du 3000 slowly spits out a mouthful of poisonous smoke.

"Snake master What's your name? " The stronghold leader asked the newcomer.

The new comer, Xu liaoxu, couldn't see what the stronghold leader looked like, and said, "my name is Jiang Xiaosi. I'm called by the people in the Jianghu The snake king

He said, and took out a green bamboo snake from the basket. The green bamboo snake is a kind of poisonous snake. It's green all over, just like jade. It looks very eye-catching and has certain toxicity. It can't be compared with the drama poisonous snake, but it's painful enough to be bitten. It will break the wound, feel sick and dizzy, lose combat effectiveness on the spot, and even leave a disability.

Relying on Jiang Xiaosi's green bamboo snake, Heifeng stronghold has attacked many difficult merchants and succeeded in winning.

The stronghold owner has high hopes for Jiang Xiaosi's baby.

The stronghold leader said to Xiao Wei, "and your stronghold leader, I'm famous for my martial arts. I'm afraid we can't beat a woman with so many experts?"

Xiao Wei seemed to have an epiphany and nodded: "what the stronghold leader said is reasonable. A woman is really not afraid. Let's kill her now!"

"Wait a minute." The village Master said, "wait until the woman leaves."

Xiao Wei

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Outside the villa, two children play marbles with Zhong Ge'er, sweating. Zhong Ge'er was just a humble son in the official family, but he didn't develop an arrogant character. After the official family had an accident, he lived with a GUI and Qi Niang, became more cautious and obedient. When he played with Wang Shu Jingyun, he was more modest than his peers, and never blushed.

When it's time for dinner, Qiao Wei calls for two children to have dinner. Zhong Ge'er is also called back to his room by Gu Qi Niang.

"Mother, why can't Zhong Ge'er and Qi Niang have dinner with us?" Wang Shu asked.

Qiao Wei honestly answered Wangshu: "because we are not a family, we will not feel comfortable eating together. You and Zhong are friends. You can invite him to come home to play, or you can keep him for dinner. Your mother will treat your little guests well, but she can't treat them like you and grandma. Do you understand what she said?"

Wangshu didn't understand: "is uncle Ming a family? Is brother seventeen a family? "

"This..." Jovi didn't know how to answer her.

"Of course not." But Jing Yun said, "Uncle Ming is not our father, so he is not a family."

"Oh." Wangshu is a little disappointed. She wants to be a family with Uncle Ming.

The children's mood came and went quickly. After eating a few pieces of chestnut roast chicken made by Qiao Wei, they happily forgot all their troubles.

Qiao Wei cleans up the dishes and chopsticks, goes to the kitchen and burns hot water to bathe her children. Since spring, Qiao Wei doesn't let her two children bathe in the same basin. Jing Yun can do it himself, and Wang Shu is Qiao Wei's.

After washing half of the soap, Qiao Wei got up and went to her son's room to get the soap.

Jingyun just finished, the beautiful man went out to the bath, covered with drops of water, pink, like a small taro ball, Qiao Wei felt very cute, can't help but look more.

But Jing Yun suddenly covered the bird and turned around with a slightly red face: "don't look, mother!"Smelly boy, why don't you show it to your mother when you are so young? Save it for your daughter-in-law?

Besides, she didn't see that place at all, OK?

Qiao Wei's mouth curled, picked up the soap and went away.

My mother is very angry, but why is she angry? This place can't be shown to his mother. Uncle Ming said that his little bird can't be seen by women. His mother is also a woman, so she can't see it either. Otherwise, an eagle will come and eat it. He doesn't want the little bird to be eaten by an eagle

On this side, Jingyun tries to protect her little bird. On the other side, Qiao Wei finishes washing Wangshu. Wangshu's whole body is red, like a newly baked peach. The peach rolls on the Babu bed and bumps into the bed wall.

The anti-seismic performance of this bed is very strong. No matter how people move and jump on it, it is as stable as a rock and won't shake like other beds.

Qiao Wei poured the water and took out a small big red belly bag from the cupboard: "come on, put on your clothes."

Wangshu mischievous roll, to avoid his mother's "claws": "do not wear."

"Wear it or not?" Qiao Wei has a serious face.

Wang Shu smiles and rolls over. Qiao Wei thinks she is going to dress well, but she rolls away from Qiao Wei.

Qiao Wei can't laugh or cry. She used to be so good and honest. Now she has learned how to be naughty. I don't know who she is used to.

Qiao Wei went to get Wangshu. Wangshu rolled all over the bed. When Qiao Wei's hand came, she was so excited that she cackled and yelled!

So, it's crazy.

Qiaowei climbed into bed and caught the little thing running around. The little thing also gave her a sweet smile. She looked like she couldn't beat her. Qiaowei wiped the sweat on her back: "you see, just after the bath, she sweated again."

"I sweat, too." Some little rascal cheekily said.

Qiaowei caught her in her arms, put her belly pocket on her body: "who told you?"

"Uncle Ming." Wang Shu spread his arms to facilitate his mother to tie a ribbon to her.

Qiao Wei doesn't know what to say. How much ecstasy did that guy give to her child behind his back? Her child is him. In a few months, I'm afraid he won't remember her mother.

To Wangshu put on small underpants, Qiaowei patted her meat toot toot small ass: "don't make it, later make excited, should not sleep."

Wang Shu's pitiful response was: "I'm sorry All right

Soon, Jing Yun came and lay down beside his sister.

Qiao Wei put down the mosquito net and prepared to wash herself. At this time, a GUI's voice rang out: "madam, can you come out for a while? What can I do for you? "

Qiaowei said to the children, "you two sleep first, and my mother will go out for a while."

The two little guys nodded.

Qiao Wei closed the door and went out. At the gate of the yard, she saw a GUI who was so anxious: "what's the matter, GUI?"

Ah GUI said anxiously, "Qi Niang is ill. I want to ask if there is a doctor in the village."

"We don't have it in our village, but we do have it in the next village. But at this time, people may not have stopped." Jovi paused. "You take me to have a look."

Ah GUI doesn't want to take her. It's not a doctor. It's just a waste of time. Qi Niang is in pain.

Two little guys lie on the windowsill and see their mother enter the workshop. Wangshu says to her brother, "brother, I can't sleep."

Jing Yun couldn't sleep either. He took a long nap during the day and didn't feel sleepy at night.

"I want to pee." Wang Shu and Tao.

Jing Yun thought, "I want to."

Two little guys jumped down, put on Qiao Wei's own slippers and went to the backyard.

At the top of the mountain, several bandits were sleepy. Xiao Wei, who had been on the alert, suddenly patted the stockade leader on the arm: "boss! They're out! "

The stronghold leader trembled: "who Who's out? "

"Xiao Wei said:" all out, women and two children, are not in the room

The spirit of the stronghold leader: "get ready for action!"

A group of bandits and robbers all picked up the guys and prepared to go to the villa to loot them. However, they had just walked two steps when they saw a shadow passing by not far away. They were as strong as a rabbit and as strong as a fox. They flew into the villa like lightning.

Xiao Wei was surprised: "boss! Someone is ahead of us! Hurry up! Otherwise, all the benefits will be taken by him

The stronghold leader held out his arm and stopped the brother who was going to rush down the mountain: "what's the hurry? Let's see the situation first. We don't know whether he is a robber or a murderer! If there's a conflict with him, it's not good to disturb the villagers nearby. "

"Shall we sit and wait? If he comes here to rob, we can't get anything! " Xiao Wei said anxiously.

The stronghold leader sneered: "who says you can't get it? If he's really here to rob, we'll just rob him when he finds out the treasure, and save us searching all over the house. If he's a murderer, isn't it easier for us to collect money after he's killed? "Xiao Wei put up his thumb: "the eldest is tall, the eldest is really tall!"

The bandits tactfully chose to stay put.

The masked man in black quickly turned into the house. His purpose was not to rob money, but to teach a lesson to the little widow who lived on the mountain. He checked all the houses. It seemed that the little widow was not there, and it didn't matter if she wasn't there. He had two children. When he caught them, he was not afraid that the little widow would not be arrested!

The man in black walked into the backyard with a cold face.

In the backyard, Jingyun really went to urinate, but Wangshu was naughty on the swing on the way.

Sitting on the swing, Xiao Wangshu was very excited. He swung the swing high and felt that he was going to fly to the cloud.

The man in black walked cautiously to the swing step by step and reached out to pull Wangshu off the swing!

Wangshu doesn't know that there is a "cannibal lion" standing behind him. He swings back with a smile. The man in black opens his arms, and Wangshu bumps into his arms. However, without waiting for him to hold the child in his arms, he feels that he has been knocked out by a huge force

His body drew a beautiful parabola in mid air. With the sound of BIU, he hit the hillside and rolled to the foot of the mountain.

Wangshu felt as if he had bumped into someone. He turned his head and looked at it. He didn't see anything and went to play happily again.

Bandits on the mountain

The man in black broke two ribs, but he got up very tenaciously, went up the mountain very tenaciously, and entered the villa very tenaciously. He never believed that a little girl could have such great strength. He thought that there was something hidden on the swing board. He decided to give up the little girl and go to captivate the little boy instead.

The little boy went back to the house and was sitting quietly at the head of the bed reading a book. A little white "dog" was lying at the door.

He looked at the poodle, and the poodle looked at him.

If at ordinary times, the man in black would not pay attention to this kind of little suckling dog, but at this time he was injured. In order to avoid the little suckling dog barking too much, it's better to be wise.

He took out a porcelain vase from his arms, poured a black pill from it and threw it in front of the little suckling dog.

This is a sugar coated enchantment pill. One is enough to stun an adult lion. The suckling dog is so small that you can lick it casually.

Then, the man in black saw that the little suckling dog not only added it, but also ate it!

Xiaobai: how delicious! More delicious than its baby snake!

Xiaobai took a few steps towards the man in black and sat up and looked at him.

Man in Black: did you take the wrong medicine? Why doesn't the dog do anything?

The man in black poured out another pill, this time an arsenic pill wrapped in brown sugar.

He dropped the arsenic Pill on the ground.

Xiaobai ate it again!

How delicious!

It's better than the sugar just now!

Xiaobai steps closer to the man in black.

The man in black is silly. Did he really take the wrong medicine? These are not poison pills, but real sugar pills?

The man in black poured out another arsenic pill, broke it into two and looked at it. It's white. It's arsenic!

Xiaobai, like a clever little kitten, sits at his feet and greedily looks at the sugar pill in his hand.

The man in black threw the broken sugar pill on the ground.

Xiaobai's tongue is in the mouth.

It's better to open it!

Sweet!

Poison pill, wubu powder, heartbreaking pill A full bottle of poison, all into Xiaobai's stomach, Xiaobai found on the first day that there was such a delicious thing in the world, more than sugar gourd and poisonous snake!

Xiao Bai loves this black uncle so much. He thought he was a bad man when he saw him sneak in. But he gave him so much sugar. He is a good man!

Xiaobai is a good baby who knows his kindness. As soon as he throws his butt into the house, he takes down two poisonous snakes, a five step snake and a cobra, from the coffer he hides on the beam of the house, and puts them into uncle Black's arms generously!

When the cold snake body touched his skin, the greasy twisting feeling made the hair stand up all over the man in black!

The man in black threw the snake out! It happened to throw it to Wangshu's feet. The snake wriggled and ran away, and was caught by Wangshu one by one.

The two poisonous snakes could not move in Wangshu's hands.

Wangshu went to the door and looked at Xiaobai who was licking the poison bottle. She said softly, "Xiaobai, your baby has run away again."

Xiaobai: I have given it to my uncle!

Wangshu handed the snake and cobra to the man in Black: "uncle, you should take the gift from Xiaobai."

The man in black looks at the dog that can't be poisoned by any poison. Then he looks at the little girl who pinches a poisonous snake like an earthworm. He roars in his heart: what kind of monsters are NIMA?!

The man in black ran down the mountain crying.He will never come to such a ghost place

On the top of the mountain, the atmosphere of the bandits was strange.

Hercules Zhen Wei peed fiercely.

The poison master Du Sanqian has escaped.

The snake king Jiang Xiaosi has not yet escaped, but he is also on his way.

Xiao Wei was frightened and asked: "village, village leader, are we still robbing?"

The stronghold leader was very domineering and said, "of course, we have to rob! Aren't they just two little things? Yes? Are you scared? If you're afraid, go away! A group of counsellors

The snake king Jiang Xiaosi and Xiao Wei disappeared at the same time.

The stockade leader looked around and made sure that they were all gone. Then his face collapsed and he touched his legs.

Wuwu, what a terrible child. It makes his legs soft

……

The plum blossom garden is fragrant.

Old lady Ji was leaning on the soft couch and was fanned by her servant girl: "it's still comfortable at home."

Rong's mother presented a plate of fresh cut fruits and said with a smile, "isn't it? Although biezhuang is good, it's not as good as Fuli. "

Ji old lady light way: "hum, that have no conscience of kid is to wish I am not in front of, he good quiet!"

Rong's mother laughed: "look what you said, young master, you are the vaguest. Isn't this busy? A few days ago, I went to Jiangnan to control the water. I got sick on the way. These days, I have recovered a little, and I'm running around again... "

Mrs. Ji interrupted her: "OK, please don't excuse him. He was raised by me. What's in his mind that I don't understand? It's good to show the world the Kung Fu on the surface. If you want to be an old lady, there's no way! "

Rong's mother said with a smile, "where did you say the young master was busy?"

Mrs. Ji snorted: "I must have been hooked by that chaste woman. I'm just hanging out! I used to think that he was abstemious. To others, I advised him not to touch girls and be careful. To him, I had to come back, but it was useless for me to put people in his room! He good yellow flower big girl don't touch, have to touch a woman who gave birth to a child! I'm not the one who can't tolerate people. I don't object to who he likes or wants to accept, but Big Joe can't! That woman did that kind of shameful thing, which made the whole Ji family ashamed! He can't expect me to let her in! "

"Old lady, uncle Quan asks to see you." Outside, the maid reports.

Mrs. Ji nodded: "let him in."

"Yes." The servant girl hit the curtain, "Uncle Quan, please."

A man dressed as a housekeeper stooped into the house in his fifties. His name was Ji Quan. He was a little beggar picked up by the old man from the roadside when he was young. He had been a servant of Ji's family for more than 40 years. He had served two heads of Ji's family. He had changed from a little beggar called by one person to a housekeeper respected by everyone. His ability and loyalty were beyond people's expectation.

Although he is loyal to his father, Ji Mingxiu, the current owner of his family, the one he respects most is still the old man who has passed away.

The old man was worried about his wife. Before he died, he asked Ji quanhaosheng to take care of the old lady. For today's Ji Quan, the old lady is the first master in his heart.

"Old lady." Ji Quan saluted.

Old lady Ji said to Rong's mother, "give me a seat."

Rong's mother brought a stool.

But Ji Quan said with guilt: "I dare not."

Ji Laofu said: "why don't you dare? Let you sit, and you will sit. "

Ji Quan hesitated for a moment and bowed: "little You'd better stand and talk

Old lady Ji no longer reluctantly asked Rong's mother to lead the servant girl out of the room. When there were only two people left in the room, she said, "how's that going? Did the woman promise to leave the meditation

Ji Quan shook his head in embarrassment.

Old lady Ji's eyes were fierce: "how? She didn't agree? "

"That's not true." Ji Quan is a little hard to say.

Old lady Ji frowned: "what is that? Don't stammer. Just tell her what she wants

Ji opened her mouth and whispered: "it's not what she wants, it's The mission failed. "

"What?" Mrs. Ji couldn't believe it. "Didn't you say that you sent the most skillful guards to deal with her? Can it all fail? How did you fail? "

Ji didn't know how to explain.

Old lady Ji asked, "does that woman know martial arts?"

"The guard didn't see her face to face. I don't know if she will."

Mrs. Ji was even more surprised: "you mean you sent the most powerful guard to deal with her, but you didn't even see her face, and then the task failed? Ji Quan, can't it be that the Ming Xiu promised you any good, let you be so perfunctory to me? "

If only that would be good. He sent out his most trusted bodyguard. When he went there, he was in good condition. When he came back, his ribs were broken.

Originally, only two of them were broken, but they were so scared that they ran down the mountain and fell. They not only got bruised and bruised, but also broke two ribs.

It seems that my brain is broken too. As soon as I come back, I'll say something about the dog that can't die of poison, and the baby that is as powerful as a cowJi Quan's heart ached. He had known that the task was so difficult, so he would rather spend money to buy killers in the river and lake. He had been raising soldiers for so long.

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On the mountain, Qiao Wei didn't know that her family was "visited" by the guards of Ji's house. She was sitting in a GUI's and Qi Niang's house to see Qi Niang. She finished Qi Niang's pulse and said to Qi Niang and a GUI, "it's dysmenorrhea caused by deficiency of Qi and blood. You don't need to take medicine. You can pay more attention to your diet. You can take a bowl of brown sugar ginger tea every day. The diet is light and spicy for the time being."

Gu Qiniang gave a weak smile: "thank you, madam. I know it's not a serious illness. I've been used to it for so many years. It's a GUI who makes a fuss. I have to call a doctor."

Qiao Wei light way: "see a doctor don't accept your silver already enough kindness, don't scatter dog food in front of me again!"

Gu Qiniang choked. What is dog food?

GUI sent Qiao Wei out.

In the villa, the two kids had a game and had already gone to bed contentedly. When Qiao Wei opened the door, the two kids held together and breathed evenly. The whole night was set off with a different kind of peace.

But after Ji Quan's mission failed, the old lady didn't immediately give up her plan to drive Qiao Wei away. In her opinion, her baby grandson is the eldest grandson of Ji's family and the Prime Minister of the dynasty. She has a bright future and can't be dragged down by an impure woman. Since Ji Quan can't get rid of her, she will do it herself!

If she didn't believe it, she would not be able to hold on to an abandoned girl!

Early the next morning, Qiao Wei received a letter from a masked girl who looked like a servant girl of a wealthy family.

Qiaowei looked at the envelope handed by the little girl: "who sent it?"

"My master." The little girl has a mellow voice.

Qiao Wei picked eyebrows: "who is your master?"

The little girl said, "madam, you can read the letter by yourself."

See for yourself? It's sneaky. It's malicious. Who knows if there's poison in the letter?

Qiao Wei picks eyebrows: "I can't read."

Little girl Bo Nu: "how can miss Qiao's family be illiterate?"

Qiao Wei snorted: "just can't read, how? You hit me

"You..." The little girl choked and bit her lip for a long time. Although she knew she was deliberately making trouble, she remembered the purpose of her trip and opened the letter, "I'll read it to you..."

Fortunately, the little girl read a lot of classical Chinese, three pieces of paper, I really doubt it is the eight part essay of the scientific examination.

"What do you mean?" Qiaowei didn't understand.

The little girl blushed: "it's just My master asked you to meet at Hanshan Temple in the afternoon to discuss the matter between you and my young master! "

"Your master, your young master..." Qiao Wei's eyes dribbled, "fix his parents?"

How dare you call the young master by name!

"Yes," said the little girl

So what happened to her and Mingxiu has been known by Mingxiu's family? Look at the little girl who doesn't pay any attention to her. It seems that his family doesn't agree that his precious son has found a little widow with a child?

Qiao Wei took the letter and said lazily, "which Hanshan Temple?"

The little girl drank: "what else? There is only one Hanshan Temple in Daliang dynasty! It's in the capital

"Oh, the capital." Qiao Wei casually turned a touching letter written by the old lady all night into a paper plane, "do you want to claim the return fee? I'll go

Little girl: --

In Hanshan Temple, Mrs. Ji has been waiting in the wing room for a long time. She wrote all night excitedly, telling the little girl how it was not easy to raise her grandson, how her grandson's future could not be delayed, and how the foundation of the Ji family for hundreds of years could not fall into the hands of the common grandson

I couldn't sleep any more, so I took people to Hanshan Temple before dawn.

I don't know if the girl has received her letter, dare to come to the appointment.

Rong's mother cleaned up the Zen room and helped her to sit down: "you have a rest. I'll call you when you arrive."

Old lady Ji rubbed her sour head: "no, I can't sleep without getting rid of this serious trouble."

Looking at the old lady's tired face, Rong's mother sighed: "Why are you suffering? Isn't it just a woman? The young master likes it now. In a few days, the freshness will not be enough. At that time, you don't have to do anything. The young master will send her away naturally. "

Mrs. Ji scolded: "I thought of him that way! What's the result? Did his father marry Princess Zhaoming? I was careless at the beginning. This time, I will never make the same mistake again! "

Rong's mother stopped talking.

Mrs. Ji looked at a room full of powerful women: "I'll see what I'm doing later. If that girl doesn't know how to praise her, I'll tie her up and send her to King Yin's mansion! My old lady is willing to sell the favor of King Yin! "

"Old lady, is that too much? If the young master knows what to do with his sweetheart... "Mrs. Ji said helplessly: "I don't want to go too far, but what can I do? She didn't cherish her engagement with Mingxiu, so she had to go and tangle with King Yin. Now Mingxiu has destroyed Qiao's marriage contract, and she has the cheek to come to her family. I can't allow anyone to play my grandson as a monkey! Don't worry too much. If she is smart and willing to listen to my advice, I will not embarrass her, but also give her a large sum of money to settle down, so that she can live in peace for the rest of her life. But if you don't know your face, don't blame the old lady. I'm not polite! "

Qiao Wei asks Ji's servant girl for five taels of silver and hires the most luxurious carriage to Hanshan Temple.

However, Hanshan is in the middle of the mountain, and the road is full of steps, so Qiao Wei has to abandon the car and walk.

Qiao Wei finally went up the mountain and saw the legendary temples. Ancient temples are no different from modern ones. They are exquisitely built, with brackets and cornices, sandalwood curls and endless Buddhist sounds. Compared with most backward buildings, the temple has the highest level of construction.

Qiaowei didn't believe in Buddhism before, but she wore it once. She really couldn't figure out who could have this kind of ability except the Buddha.

She stood at the gate, clasping her hands and saluting devoutly.

In the Zen room, Mrs. Ji stood up and said, "I'll go to the toilet."

"I'll help you," Rong said

Mrs. Ji waved her hand: "no, you wait here for me. If the girl comes, give her a bad impression first! I want her to know that Ji's people are not easy to be provoked! Pearl, follow me

"Yes." A pretty little maid helped old lady Ji out of the room.

Old lady Ji walked out of the Zen room and met Qiao Wei, who was asking the way: "old lady, I want to ask you the way Why? Is that you

Qiaowei recognized the old lady who had met once.

Mrs. Ji didn't change much from before. She just stayed up all night. She was a little tired and her eyes were red.

But Qiao Wei has changed a lot. When she first met her, she was a village girl with patches all over her body. Now, she is a beautiful and charming Miss Fang Hua. Mrs. Ji recognized her after watching her for a long time: "en Well... "

Qiao Wei smile: "old lady, what a coincidence that I met you here."

Mrs. Ji never expected to meet her life-saving benefactor in the temple. She excitedly held Qiao Wei's hand: "en Well Well Well... "

After a long time, I couldn't come up with a complete word.

Qiao Wei gradually realized something was wrong: "old lady, old lady, what's the matter with you?"

The old lady was so excited that she had a stroke