"Ah... Snake, a strange snake with eight heads, help!"
"Silver centipede, my God, it's two meters long. It's chasing me. Help, Chu Feng, you bastard. Is this the gentle village? Kill bugs for me! "
"Here we go again. A black tiger smashed a thousand kilos of boulders with one claw. Ah... I can't run. Cow demon king, help! Chu Feng help!"
On this day, he was so tired that he foamed at the mouth. He was almost convulsed. He was frightened and afraid.
Finally, they stayed up until noon, when the cattle were hungry and wanted to eat, they ended the journey.
At this moment, all tears were about to flow out. I felt very happy and finally came to an end.
His voice was hoarse. For most of the day, he was either shouting and running away, or spitting fire in his mouth to fight against giant animals. His throat was swollen.
"Brother, you are too damaged. Not only my heart, liver and lungs are shaking, but also my soul is shaking!" Sit on the ground and gasp.
Looking back, the vast mountains were filled with miasma and animals roared. He really didn't want to go in again. Today's experience is unforgettable and unforgettable.
"Do you know why I can deal with fierce birds and monsters? It's because I come here every day and get used to it slowly." Chu Feng comforted.
"Can I compare with you? If you punch down, you can smash thousands of kilograms of boulders and kill more than ten meters of giant birds. You are a monster. I can't survive here." Cried Zhou Quan.
"You are a strange person. The flame from your mouth can burn gold and molten stones. It is very powerful. As long as you can completely control it, you should have no problem walking in the mountains." Chu Feng Road.
He felt that Zhou's whole body was a strange person, and his ability could be improved, but he had to constantly sharpen it in order to force out the power hidden in his body.
At the same time, since the ox horns are born, maybe the fruit eaten is really related to the ox demon family. You can let the Yellow ox teach him a few hands to protect his life.
Chu Feng is very serious and expresses his worries about the future. The world is still changing. These monsters in the mountains may rush out one day.
Besides, who knows if there will be more terrible things.
In this extraordinary period, only by improving yourself can you live in the future.
Look at what he said so solemnly and comprehensively. In today's world, who has no sense of crisis in the bottom of his heart? The world is becoming more and more incomprehensible, and many people have hidden worries.
"Brother, I know you're good for me. You're right. I'll fight!" Make up your mind.
In the mountains, two people and a cow sat together and watched the fire. The legs of the Raptor were roasted golden and shiny, emitting an attractive smell, and the oil dripping on the fire.
"How can it be so fragrant?" He completely forgot his earlier suffering. Looking at the golden meat, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva. Especially after tossing for most of the day, he felt more and more hungry.
"Cooked!"
Chu Feng sprinkled salt and a layer of honey, which made the legs of the Raptor more and more fragrant. He also moved his fingers.
"Moo!"
Two people and a cow start to compete for delicious food.
For a moment, it was full of chewing and swallowing, and all three of them wolfed down.
"Oh, my God, I've never eaten such delicious and fragrant game. The meat is so delicious that I can't eat it outside!" Full of wonder.
This is not an exaggeration. The meat of some fierce birds and animals is surprisingly delicious. After a little processing, it is very delicious, and the strong aroma can diffuse for a long time.
A big bird leg was chewed clean by them. If they didn't have too much appetite, it was estimated that they would roast the other leg.
"I'm so satisfied. The taste is better than the fairy feast. Just make these delicious dishes. I'll come again in the future!" He was perfectly satisfied. He lay there, stroking his bulging stomach, as if he had forgotten his embarrassing appearance of crying and Howling not long ago.
Chu Feng and Huang Niu are eating a kind of bright red berry. It melts in the mouth. The fruit is sweet and fragrant. It is a rare top grade.
Over the past few days, they have taken all kinds of berries as vegetables to supplement their needs, but they also feel sweet.
He tasted one thoroughly and immediately robbed it. Even if there was no room for his stomach, he was still struggling and shouted. In the future, this is really his gentle hometown.
When the scalper heard this, he immediately despised it, took out the communicator, poked it fiercely, and showed him some photos he had taken earlier.
When I saw it, I became angry.
"Cow demon king, you dare to secretly take pictures of me. If you don't capture the wise and powerful lens, you have to vilify me?" He was angry and yelled there.
Several photos have their own characteristics. Chu Feng glanced at them and burst into laughter..
In one photo, Zhou Quan rolled his eyes with fear and was about to faint. In another photo, Zhou Quan ran away in tears. There is another one, the pupils are wide open, frightening the shit
There are only a few, which can be described as "classics", all poked on the comprehensive heart and lungs.
"Wait!" Suddenly, he completely changed color and lost his voice: "that's... Embarrassment. I posted it there!?"
Cattle proudly nodded there. That means, just send a few pictures. It's too simple!
A mouthful of old blood almost gushed out. Where is that? Gu mingsiyi, a special platform for drying embarrassing pictures, has a frightening number of visitors every day.
It can be said that as long as there are some interesting embarrassing pictures, they can be spread in the shortest time.
Zhou pangzi was in a hurry and shouted, "cow demon king, I'll fight with you!"
As a result, the cattle kicked away with one hoof. It felt inexplicable. It just sent a few pictures. Why are you so excited? It's too rash to be a big thing.
"Cow demon king, you bully people!" Zhou Quan jumped there. He was really angry.
"Don't worry, there are a lot of new pictures in that place every day. Many pictures are directly buried when they are sent up, and there is no chance of bubbling." Chu Feng comforted.
This gives Zhou Quan some comfort and a little peace of mind.
He approached the cattle and looked at the number of visitors. As a result... His blood pressure soared, his eyes blackened, and he almost fell to the ground.
How long has it been? It's almost 100000 readings!
"Ox demon king, I'll kill you!"
Zhou pangzi howled miserably, and his face turned green.
"It's rising really fast. The reading volume has officially stepped into the 100000 mark. It's a real fire map." Chu Feng said.
"God damn it, who will save me!" He had a hunch that these pictures might push him in front of the whole country.
However, it's not brilliant, because it's embarrassing.
"Cow demon king, what you did!" Zhou Quan rushed over again and wrestled with cattle.
Obviously, he was not an opponent and was easily suppressed.
"Dead cow, you laugh fart. Don't you have a sense of shame after doing such a thing of common anger?" He shouted angrily.
Scalpers ignored, stared at the screen and were reading the comments under the picture with relish.
Took a comprehensive look and commented on it! Let his blood pressure soar again.
"These pictures can only make do when viewed alone, but put together, that is a set of best expression pictures. You see, there are those who turn their eyes with extreme horror, those who cry with tears, and those who panic and run away... It's a divine plan to put so many together!
"Yes, I can imagine that if it can be popular for more than a year and a half, I have to download one!"
"This man is so funny. He's old and has a big back."
"Thank you, landlord. It has been collected and put into the expression bag."
……
Seizing the messenger in a comprehensive way, the combat effectiveness soared and crackled at this moment. Input words there and fight with those who left comments!
Chu Feng looked quite speechless.
"Administrator, delete these pictures for me!"
Zhou quannu left a message, complained, and wanted to find the administrator to delete the map.
At the same time, he also complained about the people in the message area because he was attacked in the comments.
As a result, the administrator replied quickly: sorry, your complaint request failed. These maps have been recognized by more than 99% of users and will be top in the whole region for one month.
"Poof!"
Zhou pangzi really couldn't help vomiting blood. He not only failed to delete the map, but also was put on top for a month!? What kind of bastard administrator is this? He yelled.
"Ha ha..." Chu Feng couldn't help laughing and couldn't stop.
As for the originator, cattle, they are floating there, enjoying the praise of countless message makers, and those comments are affirming it.
"Landlord God, please accept my knee. Thank you very much!"
"God map, landlord talent!"
……
I couldn't stand seeing the cattle floating there and accepting worship and praise. His blood pressure reached the warning line and he was about to drop the communicator.
The yellow cattle had a bad eye and a fast hoof, so they grabbed it.
"OK!" Chu Feng looked at the pictures carefully and made such an evaluation.
In this desperate time of life, hearing such words, Zhou Quan immediately felt like seeing a clear stream in the desert and getting a little comfort. He asked nervously, "do you think these pictures are not so embarrassing, are they?"
"It's embarrassing. I just feel that I didn't take photos of the monster chasing you. I didn't reveal anything, so it's OK! " Chu Feng replied.
He turned around and ignored him.
Soon after, the perfect communicator rang and someone was looking for him.
"Big cousin, you are so talented. Once those divine pictures come out, they will spread all over the world."
When these words came, Zhou pangzi jumped angrily and wanted to drop the communicator again, but he found that this was his own and could only end the conversation ruthlessly.
However, then someone came to him. This time it was the second cousin who connected and heard his loud voice: "cousin, I admire you. I'm so talented!"
"Talented, your sister, get out!" I'm so angry. Then, the communicator kept making a sound, and many acquaintances were looking for him. Completely lost his temper, turned off the communicator directly, and his face was as black as the bottom of the pot. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.