Chapter 249

But the slovenly old man didn't want to do it on the spot: "MC, what are you doing in such a hurry? Push back the time, and I'll come when I change my clothes! "

The emcee couldn't help but be stunned. I've never heard of such a long wedding ceremony. In order to wait for a best man, I put off the wedding ceremony! Where is this NIMA from?

Shi Zhenxiang grabbed the slovenly old man and said, "don't worry about it. Hurry to change your clothes. The wedding will be held at 10:08. This is the time I specially selected. I specially invited the senior to watch it. It can't be delayed at all!"

As for the time and date of the wedding, Shi Zhenxiang was uncompromising.

"Aunt Shi, can't you ask the master to look back for another time?" The slovenly old man said, "in the future, I'll call my great uncle and bring you more carts of coal to burn!"

"What do I want your medium to do? Who still burns coal now? I've used liquefied gas stove for a long time!" Shi Zhenxiang said.

"That's no good. The MC said it's too late now. Otherwise, I'll go and pick Zhuang Qiang's brother's clothes and go on the stage!"

As soon as the slovenly old man swept Zhuang Qiang's younger brother, he rushed up and grabbed the dress.

Zhuang Qiang's younger brother is called a speechless man. So many people are watching him. They have stripped him of his clothes. What does he wear!

But the slovenly old man couldn't help tearing, but he was in a hurry. With the sound of tearing, the shirt inside suddenly broke a hole. If the coat was torn, no one would have to be the best man!

People on the scene can't help sweating. Is NIMA stupid? Come here to show the lower limit of IQ?

As a matter of fact, this man really has some brain problems since he was a child. Otherwise, his family is so rich that he won't be able to find a wife in his thirties, so he has to be a best man.

"I said, with your intelligence, I don't think you should be the best man!" Lynch stepped forward and grabbed the slovenly old man by the shoulder.

"Who are you? You, let me go. Do you believe I'll kill you with coal?" Cried the slovenly mentally retarded man.

"I do, but you ask, is it too late? It's 10:06! " Lynch said.

The emcee also said in a hurry: "yes, it's too late. Why don't you go to other places to be a best man?"

"No, I just want to be one this time!" Cried the slovenly mentally retarded man.

"Forget it, just go up like this, master of ceremonies, and start the wedding at once!" Shi Zhenxiang said.

"This, this is not appropriate!" The Emcee's face is stiff. He's all dirty and his brain seems to be normal. Isn't he trying to make trouble on purpose?

And this is not a family, marriage in life, or to leave some good memories, right?

"What's wrong?" The slovenly old man said angrily.

Lynch walked up and pressed on his abdomen quickly. He said, "you've had a bad stomach in recent days. I think you'd better fart later. You'd better stay away. Don't pollute the air!"

"What do you do to pollute the air? I eat green and pollution-free vegetables every day. I put them on you..."

I haven't said that word yet.

The slovenly mentally retarded man only felt the chrysanthemum loose, and suddenly released an unidentified gas, with a long sound, like blowing a trombone.

The people present covered their mouths and noses one by one, showing their contempt.

Even he himself was stunned. What's the matter?

"Didn't I remind you? Go away quickly, or we will drive you out later! " Lynch said.

"No, you just pressed a few times on my stomach. I remember. It's you..."

Before he finished speaking, the slovenly and mentally retarded man's Chrysanthemum completely collapsed, and a series of farts jumped out directly, and the sound was very long, just like a devil's plane dropping a bomb in the village, chirp Boom Chirp Boom, boom

Shi Zhenxiang couldn't help crying out: "hurry up and get this out, or the wedding will not start!"

"Aunt Shi, I'll come after farting. Wait for me Well What are you doing with the headgear... " When the slovenly man was dragged away, he was framed on his head with a black plastic bag.

"Ha ha, you deserve it They could not help laughing.

"I'm still waiting for your sister. To have you as the best man is to lower the class!" The emcee could not help murmuring in a low voice. He quickly called the audience and said, "Zhuang Qiang, and your best man brother, hurry up, it's time!"

"Brother, hurry up." Zhuang Qiang immediately said hello.

"Well, I can't see it when I get rid of the shirt." Zhuang Qiang's younger brother stuffed the torn shirt inside and hid it tightly, but he couldn't see anything unusual.

"Hello, who let you be the best man..." Shi Zhenxiang exclaimed, only to see two people on the stage in an instant, only a burst of teeth itching.

The wedding can finally begin.

Lynch went to the audience.

At this moment, in the applause of the crowd, Zhuang Qiang and his wife are on the stage together. The best man and bridesmaid are following them, playing the wedding march to accompany the couple to the middle of the happy stage.Next, in the MC's speech, the two made a lifelong commitment to each other, then exchanged rings, and in the noise of the crowd, they kissed each other.

Finally, in a burst of blessing, the wedding came to a successful conclusion.

Lynch is really happy for Zhuang Qiang, and his mood is a bit complicated. It feels like a pig finally arches the cabbage next door.

After the wedding, the guests will be invited to the banquet, and everyone will have dinner at the banquet.

It's just that the wedding banquet is divided into different levels. When Shi Zhenxiang was in the tax bureau, he still had a lot of contacts. Those dignitaries were naturally arranged to an exclusive VIP seat, while some ordinary people can only be ordinary seats. For example, Lynch, who was despised by Shi Zhenxiang, was called to the most corner seat.

Lynch didn't pay much attention to it. After all, he came to the wedding, not to show off.

Moreover, after the banquet, he will rush back to Jinhai city immediately.

Of course, during the meal, there is a toast.

After a toast, Zhuang Qiang's father-in-law finally came to Lynch's table. However, he was very strange to Lynch and could not name him.

"This is..." Zhuang Qiang's father-in-law politely wanted to ask about his name.

Just at this time, Shi Zhenxiang hummed coldly: "it's a bumpkin of Zhuang Qiang's. don't pay any attention to him. Go elsewhere quickly. Don't waste time. When he's finished eating and drinking, he will leave naturally!"

There are still many guests on the table. I can't help feeling a little annoyed when I hear this. Even if you don't like others, you don't need to be so sarcastic, do you? What's more, it's a guest.

Lynch can't help being annoyed. He has attacked him again and again. Is it true that like Zhuang Qiang, he wants to be submissive to your mother-in-law?

"Aunt Shi, when did I come to eat and drink? Did I not give a gift or money?" Lin Qishua stood up immediately.

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