Two are beautiful, the yard suddenly sounded the roar of the village head's cannon.
It was the Tu emperor of Danai village who called on the door and the two broke up in a crowd.
"Pi Da Pao must be forcing you to change fields. He wants to occupy your holy land. You must not promise, ah. " Fragrant lotus the fastest speed to put on the coat, panic from the window to escape.
PI Er dog dressed and slowly came out. Stump see skin cannon dog day, sitting in the upper seat of his living room, like an uncle.
When he saw PI Er Gou, he rolled his eyes at him.
Pop!
Patted a table wantonly, leather cannon roared: "you have a good appetite. If you want to exchange one mu for ten mu, Marla is a babe! "
"Village head, that's Kanda. You see, the other four Kanda agreed to change? There's no one to talk to you except me! " PI Er Gou is not so hard toothed now. He can't chew the stubborn old man. No matter how bad his temper was, he had to bear it and swallow his teeth.
As soon as he exposed the Western brocade, PI Da Pao roared: "Pi Er Gou, I'm the boss of Danai village. Who dares not pee me?"
Roared two voice, skin cannon out of breath, busy is to change a pair of face, on the slope of the donkey way: "two dogs, ten Mu is too much, less I will approve!"
"Village head, if you want ten mu, it will be less. Now that I have changed my conditions, I have to rent ten mu of mountain forest. Of course, it's free. It can't be less than three years! " Leather two dog smile hide knife of looking at leather cannon to say.
"What are you talking about? PA -- "in a moment, the gun seemed to detonate the monkey, and it exploded. He glared at PI Er Gou like King Kong and said, "Ma, you're playing with me?"
"Village head, how dare I fool you? Ten mu of good land plus ten mu of mountain forest free of rent. If you agree, change it. If you don't, don't talk about it! "
"Little boy, do you want ten mu of dry forest? I tell you, the forest is forbidden by the state. You don't even have the idea to build a big tree on the mountain. It's illegal. Do you understand? " The head of PI village stares at PI Ergou fiercely and asks for help.
"You don't have to teach me that. I understand. I rent the mountain forest. I don't cut down trees or destroy the forest. I just plant some herbs under the trees! " PI Ergou tells the truth.
"Ha ha ha! If you go to plant herbs in the mountains, you can think of it. Ha ha ha, I'm so happy! How to grow herbs on the mountain, dog thing? " Don't laugh at me. I almost broke my belly. Not to mention that the mountain is not alive at all, that is, the black blind man in the Danai mountain and the wild boar are enough for him to drink a pot. Who dares to go to that ghost mountain without a gun? I'm tired of living!
"You don't care about that. If I rent you or not, it's up to me to plant or not to live! " The skin two dog stuffy voice way.
"I tell you, there are black blind people and wild boars in the Danai mountains. Aren't you afraid to die?"
"I'm not afraid. The black and blind people in the mountain get along well with me. They are my friends. Ha ha
PI Da Pao took a puzzled look at PI Er Gou. After thinking about it, he was stunned. Then he nodded and said, "OK. Ten acres of good land plus ten acres of free mountain forest, that's settled! Come and measure after breakfast
With that, village head PI was very happy in his heart. Ha ha, this fool thought he made a profit. His acre is Kanda, Kanda.
When I grow super delicious vegetables, they can not only sell at a high price, but also be used for gifts and relationships. This thing is the only one in Danai village. Take it out. It's so face saving!
The head of PI village thought about the good things, so he stood up and swaggered out of the courtyard.
Puchi, PI Er Gou is crazy to think that he has made ten mu more! He was also thinking about how cheap he thought he had robbed my Kanda. That stupid thing, I really thought it was a holy land.
If I don't pour rain on you, your Shentian fart is not!
Deng Deng, Ding Qinghong came in with a red face and said angrily, "brother dog, your Shentian has been changed to the village head. Are you stupid?"
"I'm not stupid!" Piergou was overjoyed and couldn't help laughing.
"You still laugh. Kanda is gone. Where can you get the dishes? Brother dog, you are so stupid Ding Qing saw that his boy's mind was gone, and he was so happy that he was almost dizzy.
"Qing wench, you say I am stupid, then your father's strange disease is cured?" If Ding Qing were not a girl, he would be angry. Who would like to be a fool.
Mentioning his father's strange illness, Ding Qing was as excited as a chicken: "brother dog, my father is completely cured. Eat sweet, sleep sweet, not only do not curse, but also care about me. He went out to herd cattle early in the morning, hee hee
"Then you call me stupid! Can a fool see a doctor? " Leather two dog discontented stare Ding Qing one eye.
"Brother dog, are you angry? I'm wrong. Don't be angry with me, OK? " Ding Qing was really afraid that brother Gou would ignore her. Suddenly, she closed her eyes and said, "brother Gou, don't you want to kiss me? Come and kiss me!"
"Shrimp? No, No. How can I kiss you? I see that your lips are a little dry. I'll moisten them for you! " At the same time, he pretended to be Bi, and at the same time, he held Ding Qing in his arms and kissed her.
After kissing him for several minutes, Ding Qing pushed him away and said, "brother dog, I'm going back to work!"
Just about to leave, PI Ergou grabbed her and said, "Ding Qing, how much do you earn a month when you work in an electronics factory?"
"Two thousand five, brother dog, why do you ask? If you want to enter the factory, I can introduce you to the factory! " Ding Qing said, looking at PI Er Gou enthusiastically.
"No, I can't work. I can't work all my life!" Pi'er-gou has a catchphrase.
"Brother dog, your God field is gone, and you don't work in the factory. What will you take to marry your daughter-in-law in the future?" Ding Qing is holding a sweat way for him.
"I have ten acres of good land and ten acres of mountain forest. Do you believe that I can turn ten Mu and ten Mu mountain forest into a new holy land PI Er dog throws a big thunderbolt.
"Brother dog, is it true or not? Don't lie to me Ding Qing looked at him in surprise. The younger sister of the factory started to think that he could even cure his father's strange diseases. Maybe he really has the same ability as a great God.
"I just asked you how much you earn a month, not to introduce me. I want to introduce you! "
"Ah, introduce me? Where can I go? " Ding Qing does not understand blink of an eye way.
"Do you work for me with a monthly salary of 5000 yuan?"
"Shrimp? Five thousand Ding Qing's eyes were wide open. She said, "brother dog, do you want to open your own factory?"
"I don't open a factory. I open a farm."
"It's good to have a farm. As long as you are willing to bear hardships, why don't you make money! Do you raise pigs or grow fruit trees? "
"No pigs, no fruit trees. I specialize in medicinal materials! " Originally, PI Ergou wanted to tell her to plant vegetables against the weather, but she was afraid that she would not believe it and scared Ding Qing away, so she omitted the vegetables against the weather first.
"What kind of medicine? I can't plant it
"As long as you join me, I'll teach you to grow. It's easier than working in an electronics factory, and you can earn twice as much money
"Brother dog, I'll think about it and give you an answer in the evening, OK?"
Then Ding Qing went to work in the electronics factory. PI Er Gou made some breakfast and then went to the village to measure.
At noon, xianghehua, Wang Hongshang and other households with Kanda learned that PI Ergou had changed the Kanda to PI village head. They all came to pi'ergou's house and asked to confirm that the news was true. They were so angry.
Fragrant lotus for his boy to fight against injustice: "leather cannon dog day, really when he is an emperor. He'll take whatever's good in the village! He's bullying you. You're an orphan, no father, no mother, no brother, that dog day! "
"Sister Lotus, village head PI took advantage of it, and I didn't lose money either." PI Er Gou is a hippie. Heart said meow a MI, clearly take advantage of me, OK? After a few days, you will know who is really suffering.
The fragrant lotus is a little angry in his brain. He is so angry that he jumps: "fool, you haven't suffered a big loss! Aunt Honglian is a pity for you. They all say that village head Pi is overbearing! "
"Sister Lotus, you are not worth it for me. Do you like me?"
"Ah bah, who likes you as a raw melon and egg!" Fragrant lotus suddenly feel two dogs are very poor, on the flood of compassion. He said, "if it wasn't for your kindness, I wouldn't care about your business."
"Sister Lotus, would you help me cook a dish?"
"I'm not your daughter-in-law. Why help you cook?" Fragrant lotus mouth said so, legs and feet but long eyes, straight to the kitchen cooking.
After lunch, PI Ergou sleeps for a nap. When he gets up, he invites fragrant lotus flowers to help him bury the seeds in the ground for 100 yuan a day.
Wang Matou, Liu Honglian's man in the village, bought a tiller to plough the land for the villagers. It was 120 yuan per hour.
PI Er Gou has to come to Liu Honglian's house. Unexpectedly, when he goes in, he hears that they are working.
"Ghost, I advise you to buy some medicine, but I don't listen. Fast shooters every time It's Liu Honglian talking.
"You bitch, is there a wild man outside. If you don't, how else do you know that if I'm fast, other men will be unhappy? " It's not other people who are swearing. It's Wang Matou, Liu Honglian's second husband.
Whoa!
There was a loud slap in the face.
"You hit me in the mouth again? It's wrong to ask you to buy medicine, you son of a bitch Liu Honglian sobbed.
After a while, listen to Deng Deng, Wang Ma's head overcast his face.
PI Ergou flashed into the bathroom of the Wang family. Through the crack of the door, he saw Wang Ma's head swearing out of the door.
He was about to jump out of the store, but Liu Honglian rushed to the bathroom. She cried twice and stopped crying. She wiped her eyes and went into the bathroom. It was convenient.
PI Er Gou hid behind the door. He didn't make a sound. He didn't make a sound either. He was awkwardly embarrassed.
"Ah, you!" Liu Honglian suddenly found a man in the bathroom. With a cry of terror, she instinctively stood up.
Wang Ma's head turned back and heard the woman barking in the bathroom. He banged on the door and scolded: "smelly woman, you're OK. What's the ghost's name?"
"I'm not allowed to bark when I see a mouse. I'm going to scream
"Call, Dame, why didn't the mouse scare you to death, Dame?" Wang Ma Tou scolded a few words and went back to his room to sleep.
Seeing that Wang Matou was not in the hospital, Liu Honglian looked at PI Ergou in a low voice and said, "you boy, you scared me to death! What are you doing here? So you have this hobby. If you want to see it, just watch it! The ghost in my family is suspicious. He always wrongs me and insists that I have a wild man outside. I'll give it to you, er Gou. You don't have a woman's pain. Let my aunt hurt you! "