Seeing that village head PI had given him such an important task, Huang Jinliang was overjoyed and said, "I'll go. Thank you for your trust! I will let village head Liang eat and drink well, and successfully complete the task assigned by the village head! "
"Well, you're going now! Take these two hundred yuan. If it's not enough for you to pay for it, you'll come back and pay for it! " The head of PI village said and took out two bills from his wallet.
Huang Jinliang holds two hundred yuan. He says village head Pi is an old man. He is so stingy. How much courage does it take to go to a hotel with 200 yuan. However, the village head has an order. How dare Huang Jinliang say no? He rode a bicycle into the city to find village head Liang.
The big gun got out of the way. Suddenly, it jumped up like a spring, pedaled and ran towards the second floor. Old lady Huang was still at the door and said loudly, "village head PI, Liu Yan stopped peeing!"
"Old lady, I'm talking about filial piety, not stop peeing!"
"What, stop peeing. Chief PI, what do you always say about stopping urinating? Does my Liu Yan stop urinating? Why do you care so much? "
Hearing what the old lady said, she was so scared that she didn't dare to say anything. So she went upstairs. Liu Yan was standing in a daze in the corridor on the second floor. Dou saw the big gun coming up. Liu Yan was so scared that she hid in her bedroom and closed the door: "old man, you've eaten bear heart and leopard gall. Gold is not bright, my mother-in-law is in, don't look at her ears, but she is not stupid? "
The leather cannon hasn't tasted fishy for several days. It's holding a fire. When Liu Yan said this, he immediately grabbed his liver and lungs and said, "Yan, what's the matter with you? Ignore me for several days, don't answer the phone, don't return wechat, what's the matter with you? If you want to buy a car, I'll come with the village collective for 100000 yuan. Now I'll take you to the city, OK? "
"It's only 100000 yuan. You can only buy the worst entry-level products at this price. Isn't it a shame for you to go there? If you want to buy it, you can buy it for 200000 yuan. I've made it clear that there is an Audi called A3, which costs only 200000 yuan! " Liu Yanxin said you're a dog, plus 100000 yuan to you, see what you do?
Ah?
When PI Da Pao saw that Liu Yan had increased the price of the car to 210000, he was immediately dumbfounded and said, "Yan, don't you make fun of me? I agreed to buy a car with a price of 100000 yuan. How come I changed my tune in a few days? Two hundred thousand. You can't sell me for two hundred thousand? Let me tell you, the existing 100000 yuan is all raised from the collective public funds of our village through the blinding method. The village accountant of dog day also got 10000 yuan benefit fee! I tell you, don't force me to stretch out my hand again. If I stretch out my hand, I'll be caught. If it's found out from above, I don't want to be the village head. Maybe I'll go to jail! "
The more you say it, the colder the back of the cannon.
"If you don't buy it, it's just stingy and reluctant to spend money! What village collective fund? You can't just take it! If you want to use money, who in the village dares to say no? " Liu Yan sneered.
"Oh, Yan, I still have a village committee under me. Now it's very strict. Every sum of money spent in the village has to be accounted for. Every note is clear! What's more, we are a famous poor village in Danai village. The collective money of the village is not much! " Originally, leather cannon wanted to muddle through with no money.
Unexpectedly, Liu Yan came up and said, "cannon, who are you hoodwinking? Just a few months ago, the village's PI Er Gou had just turned in a million yuan mountain forest rent. You told me you didn't have any money, don't you
"Liu Yan, if I don't buy you a car, what will happen to you?" I can't get along with the big guns, but I'm choking.
"Mr. PI, what can I do if you don't buy it? That's funny
"If you can't do anything, open the door. I miss you so much PI Da Pao Xin said what's going on, it's just for fun. How can he feel for the little daughter-in-law. However, in other words, PI Da Pao did not dare to offend Liu Yan to death. If this little daughter-in-law went to the city to complain, he would die very ugly.
"What do you want me to do? I'm not your wife! By the way, I forgot to tell you a word. Your family Jiang Ying asked me yesterday, "why do you always run to my home?" Said, Liu Yan is to throw out a big bang.
The big bang made the leather cannon shiver. I can't let the Yellow faced woman know, otherwise, the family will be full of chickens and dogs again. Suddenly, the voice of the leather cannon changed and said, "Yan, OK, 200000 is 200000, but it will take me a few days to get the money! Open the door first and let me have a drink, please
"Open the door, you can beat me the hundred thousand first!"
"This... OK, OK, no problem, I'll call you now!" With that, Mr. PI took out his smartphone and transferred 100000 yuan to Liu Yan's card through the mobile bank.
After a while, Liu Yan's mobile phone rang out the voice of receiving SMS. When she opened the SMS, it turned out that there was 100000 yuan in the account. Suddenly, squeak, bedroom door open.
The leather cannon jumped in with joy. Dou tou hugs Liu Yan and kisses her lips.
If you kiss me, I want to do my homework.
Leng Buding was pushed away by Liu Yan and complained: "old man, you dare to do your homework here, I dare not! Be careful to be broken by the Huang family
As soon as he heard about the Huang family, PI Da Pao thought of the old lady downstairs. She suddenly shivered and said, "Yan, I'll go back to the village first. In half an hour, you'll meet at the same place!" To the door, leather cannon afraid of Liu Yan break the appointment, repeatedly told: "Yan ah, you must come, I wait for you in the old place!"
"I see, you old bastard!"
"Hey, hey, I'm your old bastard, ha ha!" With that, he went downstairs.
After the courtyard on the first floor, I heard the old lady's insinuation: "village head PI, did Liu Yan stop urinating?"
"Hey, you dead old man, I didn't say stop peeing, I said filial piety, filial piety!" The leather cannon is about to explode.
"What, you stopped peeing? Why do you stop peeing and tell me? "
"Dead old lady, please don't talk, OK?"
"What, you want to twist me? What are you doing with me? No, the head of the village is going to hit people! " Old lady Huang was so frightened that she ran away.
Half an hour later, Liu Yan, wearing a flowery skirt and riding a battery car, went out. After all, she had just collected 100000 yuan from PI Da Pao and refused to let him do his homework. Despite her boss's unwillingness, she had to be obedient and let PI Da Pao do her homework.
To the door, listen to mother-in-law in that nagging: "Yan ah, you stop peeing, don't tell village head PI.". Village head PI said he wanted to twist me, that dog! "
"Mom, I'll tell the village head what to do. I'll go to the farm and go back! "
With that, Liu Yan rode away. She did not dare to go directly to the Danai group, but took the road from the town to the Danai group.
In late June, the sun is getting bigger. It's just over nine in the morning. The sun is shining in the sky. Liu Yan looks a little dazzling. Afraid of tanning, she took out a straw hat from the trunk and put it on her head.
After a while, Liu Yan sneaked into the deserted straw barn. PI Da Pao was so excited that when he saw Xiao Qing'er, he was in high spirits. He picked up Liu Yan at the door and said, "Yan, you're here at last. I thought you're not coming?"
"Old bastard, I mean what I say. I'm sure I'll come?"
"Come on, you are my woman, I want to hurt you, hurt you to death, ha ha!"
After a while, the sound of Dingdang making a villain rang out in the straw barn
Let's talk about PI Er Gou. This Ya spent the night on the first floor of Wang Hongshang's villa because she went to bed at two o'clock in the morning, but Wang Hongshang was afraid that this guy would find out her true identity. Early in the morning, he gave the death order to Liu Wen, who was the valet. That was to ask Er Gou to leave! At the same time, call the bodyguard Gangzi. Gangzi is her bodyguard. Of course, he lives in the villa. To avoid colliding with PI Er Gou, she asked Gangzi to step aside first.
Liu Wen didn't sleep enough. She rubbed her sleepy eyes and ran downstairs. She opened the door of PI Er Gou's guest room with her key. When I came in, I saw that guy was sleeping like a dead pig at the head of the bed. I immediately played a prank. I took a hair duster and put the hair on his nose to tickle him.
Ah, cut!
Leather two dogs sneeze, wake up, open an eye, see is Liu Wen came in. Close your eyes and lie down again.
"Brother dog, it's on fire!"
Liu Wen see no response, is to smile forward tickle him. Tickle squeak his this goods to laugh, can't sleep any more, is to roll an eye way: "Wen Wen, you don't make a noise, OK?"? I haven't finished sleeping. Let me sleep a little more! "
"Big and small... My relatives, through monitoring, know that you spend the night in bieye. He got angry and scolded me. Brother dog, don't make it difficult for me? " Liu Wen is full of innocent appearance way.
"It's hard for you to do. Let me sleep a little more, but I won't get bad sleep!" With that, the guy fell down again. Liu Wen couldn't move. In a hurry, he blushed and said, "brother dog, as long as you promise to leave the villa, I'll kiss you!"
"Shrimp? You said it As soon as she heard that she was allowed to kiss her, PI Er dog was like a miser. When he saw Jin Yuanbao, his eyes were shining.
Liu Wen saw that his goods were the same as the hungry wolf, and her nerves all tightened up and said, "brother dog, you can only kiss, but you can't go any further. If you dare to go further, I'll tell you... Tell my relatives! This room is full of surveillance
"Wenwen, I can't do my homework. My sincerity is famous. Don't you know? "
"Brother dog, you are sincere. How many times have you been given a kiss? If it wasn't for the master's death order, I wouldn't kiss you. What a loss! " With that, Liu Wen became cute.
Seeing that she is such a lovely face, pi'er's saliva is three feet long. Suddenly, the two hugged each other and began to kiss each other happily.
After kissing for a few minutes, Liu Wen felt that something was wrong. Her stomach was hot and her heart was agitated. She felt an impulse to want it. She was scared to run away. Listen to her say outside the door: "brother dog, you kiss me, you mean what you say!"