"Sister Xingju, I can't promise you that! If you want to have a monkey, try another way. Don't look for me, ah. " With that, he wanted to slip away.
Li Xingju hugged him and begged: "Er Gou, people in Tiankeng village say I can't lay eggs. I don't agree. You help me. They say I won't give birth. I'll give birth to one for them! As long as you promise to help, I'll listen to you in the future and do whatever you want to do underground! "
Gee, Li Xingju's idea is really wonderful.
Just to prove to those gossipy women that she would give birth to a monkey if she found anyone.
You know, Li Xingju is a college girl?
This idea of hers, said PI Ergou, is totally incomprehensible.
"Sister Xingju, there are some gossipy women in the village who are just in a hurry. If someone else has something to do, they can trigger their excitement immediately. What they say is gross. You'll take it as a fart and let them go! "
"Er Gou, there are so many gossipers, not one or two. The reputation that I can't lay eggs has spread to Baiyang town. The matchmaker only dares to find divorced people with children. Are you angry? " Speaking of these days' experience, Li Xingju is full of a defeated expression.
"Sister Xingju, you are a college student. As long as you want to marry, a lot of good men want you! You're beautiful, you have a diploma, and you're afraid you won't get married. That's funny! " PI Er Gou can't laugh or cry.
"But I have a bad reputation? Those who know I can't have monkeys don't want me? What I want is to let the rumor break itself. Help me, really
"What, I can't help you with that!" With that, he wanted to get rid of Li Xingju.
I didn't expect that Li Xingju would hold him more tightly. I don't know where the strength came from. She hugged Er Gou and even kissed him on the lips.
Er Gouxin said that he was forced to kiss by a woman for the first time in his life.
After kissing for several minutes, Li Xingju turns herself into a smooth person and drags his goods to do business. PI Er Gou saw that it was not a matter. He was busy and forced Li Xingju to trip on the bed. The soles of the feet were smeared with oil and ran away.
This guy escaped from Li Xingju's clutches and ran to the gate of the hospital. He said that meow, how dangerous!
There are two flowers, one on each side. In addition to PI Da Pao, this wily man told PI Er Gou that he couldn't count. Instead, he was beaten. I ran home and beat chickens and scolded dogs at home. I was so scared that the Millennium Bug quickly borrowed an excuse to escape.
After a burst of banging and banging in the family of PI Da Pao, the treachery and gliding finally subsided. Gudu gudu drank a big cup of knife, rubbed the bloody dog's eyes with a big gun, then called Secretary Zhang of the town and cried: "Secretary Zhang, you are going to make the decision for me, Wuwu!"
Lao Zhang over there was holding a village meeting when he heard PI Da Pao crying on the phone. All of a sudden, the whole person was shocked and ran out in a hurry to hear: "cannon, how do you look like a woman, crying? Tell me, what's the matter? "
"It's the village bully. His dog day punch made me a panda eye! I said let Secretary Zhang comment. Guess what he said? "
"Oh, it's PI Er Gou again. What does he say?"
"Secretary Zhang, I dare not say!" Leather cannon a burst of embellishment way.
"Come on, I won't blame you!"
"He said that Secretary Zhang is a hair, that dog, beating village officials, it's lawless!" He cried.
"Cannon, I don't mean you. PI Er Gou is the rich star in our town. Don't recruit him if you have nothing to do. Do you think that if there were no PI Er Gou, there would be a million yuan in the account of Danai village? What's more, the annual dividend he pays to the town reaches three million. Do you know? " Lao Zhang seldom speaks for PI Ergou.
"Secretary Zhang, it doesn't matter if he beats me every dog day, but he dares to scold you. It's obvious that I don't pay attention to you! I strongly demand that the village bully be severely punished! "
"Well, I'm running an important meeting. I'll ask Wang Xingyan to deal with this for you, OK
Hang up the phone of PI Da Pao, Lao Zhang tut mouth, thought, is a phone dialed little wife. Accompany smile face way: "apricot Yan, skin cannon calls to cry, say he was beaten. An old man is crying like a woman, alas
"What? He's the local emperor of Danai village. Who dares to beat him? It's good that he doesn't hit others. I don't believe that they hit him! " At this time, because the nanny Liu Yan just came in, Wang Xingyan was busy telling her the rules.
"He's crying, there's no fake! And the man who beat him was PI Er Gou! Er Gou, a guy, even scolded me when he heard from PI Da Pao. He said that I am not a hair, Chi No matter how generous Lao Zhang is, he is still furious when someone scolds him.
"No? Can PI Er Gou say that? It must have been made out of nothing. This old man is full of lies. He can only believe three points when he speaks! "
"Wait. PI Da Pao sent photos of being beaten. I went and made them into panda eyes. It's so fresh. It's so fresh. I'll send it to you. Wait, you go to Danai village and deal with this! Let's see if we can get PI Er Gou to apologize or pay for medical expenses. " With that, Lao Zhang forwarded the panda eye photo of PI Da Pao to Xiao Jiao's wife.
Wang Xingyan received the photo from her husband. When she saw that the skin cannon was really hit into panda's eye, she couldn't laugh or cry. If you dare to beat the village head, only PI Ergou can do it!
After Liu Yan was settled down, Wang Xingyan went back to her room, put on light make-up and went out with her bag.
As soon as she left, Liu Yan called PI Ergou and informed him: "Er Gou, PI Dagang told Secretary Zhang that you beat him and that you scolded Secretary Zhang. Is that true or false?"
On the other side of the phone, PI Er Gou said with a muddled face: "this must be the icing on the cake of PI Da Pao. I'm nervous. I don't have to scold Secretary Zhang Ganmao. "
"Look at this, PI Da Pao is crying. Ha ha, the old village bully can't help taking you. I'm so happy!"
"And then? What did Secretary Zhang say? "
"Secretary Zhang asked Wang Xingyan to come and deal with it. She drove here! Er Gou, what do you do? Do you want to go out and hide? " Said, Liu Yan is holding a sweat for him.
"Cold sauce!"
PI Er Gou hung up the phone. Not long after that, there was a car horn outside his home. When he got home, he said with a smile, "sister Wang, do you miss me?"
"Miss you big head ghost, you this guy, even the village head dare to fight, don't want to live?" Wang Xingyan came forward and hit him with a sudden millet.
"Sister Wang, why do I have a dog's day with the leather cannon?" at present, the leather two dogs pour beans from the bamboo tube, how do the leather cannon insult Liu Yuemei, how do Liu Yuemei invite him to come out, how do the leather cannon confuse right and wrong, how do they make trouble at the door, and how do they make trouble at the door.
After listening to his words, Wang Xingyan said, "get in the car! Go and confront the cannons