"NIMA, son of a bitch, who are you calling a jerk? Who's the asshole? I go my way, drive my car, drive well, you come to rob Road, unexpectedly say is for my good? Ha ha ha ha, who are you so arrogant? Give me the number The man looked at PI Er dog with disdain.
"I'm the pi'er dog bastard of Danai village. I'm a real jerk for you. Believe it or not, I won't allow you to be a jerk until the fog is gone! " Two dogs are domineering.
"How old are you? Is this road owned by someone else? Listen, I'm Niu Dadu, the village branch secretary and head of Niutou village. I'm also the chairman of Niutou village food company! In Niutou village, I can summon hundreds of people to fight for me as soon as I shout. "Are you afraid?" Big belly, big belly.
"I'll go. It turns out that you robbed yuan Jiali's big belly. OK, I won't stop you. You can go if you want! " Er Gouxin said that this man is not a good bird. If he wants to kill himself, can't I stop him?
"Hey, grandson, you're bullshit. Yuan Jiali mistakenly entered the white porcelain hotel and died. Yuan family is just a fool. I am kind enough to join yuan family's food company and revitalize it. You said I robbed the yuan family? Why do you ruin me so much? Make it clear to me. If you don't make it clear, I'm not finished with you! " The cattle are jumping.
"Niu village head, Yuan Jiali is not dead, asshole. You are in a hurry to hold yuan's food company in the name of the collective of Niutou village without the signature of the legal representative yuan Jiali. You're not robbing. What kind of asshole are you? Asshole, is there anything like you Two dogs scolded Niu Dadu bloody.
"Hey boy, who are you?" See two dogs a son of a bitch, the cow big belly angry face iron blue. Looking at his ferocious and horrible expression, he seems to want to eat people.
"Niu village head, my boss told you that he is pi Er Gou from Danai village!" Takeda huilixiang is not angry looking at the big belly of cattle. This man has a face full of flesh, fierce eyes and dirty words. He looks like a village bully.
"What? Just you? " Smell speech, Niu Dadu use mobile phone to turn on the flashlight function, put together a front photo back and forth. Suddenly he laughed and said, "Pooh ha ha ha ha, you say you are the super big guy who invented the adversity dish, pier dog?"
"It's me, asshole. What's the problem, asshole?" Two dogs are right and strong.
"You are PI Er Gou, I am opoma! Go away, you are my three-year-old? Would the famous boss PI be your virtue? Besides, boss Pi is a big man. He will come to this barren mountain in the middle of the night. You are so funny! " Niu Dadu was killed. I don't believe that this young man in front of me will be the super God Man PI Er dog in Danai village.
Niu Dadu is busy working in the company Liwei. He really doesn't know what PI Ergou looks like. When the company was on the right track, he went to Danai village in person to seek business cooperation with boss PI.
"You've got a brain. Even if I'm not PI Er Gou, you can't use the power of the village head to rob other people's company, asshole? What's more, Yuan Jiali is not dead, asshole! " Two dogs throw a big thunderbolt.
"What, what are you talking about? Yuan Jiali is not dead. Ha ha, nonsense. Yuan Jiali has been dead long since she broke into the ghost house by mistake! You told me she wasn't dead, and that's the hell with you
"The yuan Jiali I saw was not a ghost asshole. I rescued yuan Jiali from the ghost house. Do you want me to call her and let you listen, asshole? "
See two dogs speak seriously, cow big belly is touch dog head Leng Leng Leng, immediately, he is a turn of the tongue: "little bastard, you play to listen to!"
Speaking of Yuan Jiali, the beauty is still angry with ER Gou. Two dogs were going to invite them to go on the road together. As a result, the little girl had a strong temperament. She said that she had to deal with something in the county and go back to the village later.
When PI Ergou called her, Yuan Jiali was already driving to Jiuyang town.
As a result, the barking of the two dogs was bad. There was no signal in the 100000 mountains.
The key is to let go of all the words. Er Gou can't lose the field. This guy had an idea. He called the ghost Xiaohong to the front and let her be invisible. They muttered a few words.
Xiaohong is invisible and attached to her mobile phone. She doesn't have a good way to learn yuan Jiali's voice: "boss PI, what's the matter?"
"Yuan Jiali, I'm here in the section of guabi highway, because there is a ghost road. Niu Dadu, the head of your village, doesn't listen to advice. He has to go through a ghost's way. I said he robbed your company, he said it was because you died, he helped your family. I said you didn't die. He didn't believe it. Why don't you talk to Niu Dadu? " Two dogs, hippies, straight road. When he saw that Yuan Jiali, a little red mansions scholar, had learned perfectly, he was relieved.
"Yes, yes."
With the consent of Yuan Jiali, er Gou gave Niu Dadu the phone.
Niu Dadu had heard yuan Jiali's voice. He was so scared that he shivered and said, "Jia, Jia Li, are you a human or a ghost?"
"Chief Niu, I'm dead. I'm a ghost. Come to you for justice! You wait, I'm on my way to Jiuyang Town, cluck Yuan Jiali, a little red chamber scholar, gave out a chuckle.
"Ah! Ghost, ghost He was so scared that he threw the phone back and scurried.
I quickly got into the cab and was about to start the luxury car when I suddenly found that the key was missing.
Niu Dadu had to get out of the car again and said: "who took my key, give it back to me, asshole!"
"Village head Niu, you're a relative of Laoniu's family. You can't have any problems. Otherwise, my boss will not be able to deal with Lao Niu, will he Takeda huilixiang looks at Niu Dadu playfully.
"Gunainai, there is a mountain fog ahead. A fog frightens you like this. I'm not afraid. Can I return my key? The ghost is about to catch up If a dog jumps over a wall with a big stomach, he will be robbed.
Mrs. toda stretched out her feet, and the big belly of the ox immediately lay on the ground.
"Li Xiang, tie him up!" Two dogs heart said, with this big belly, really can't be angry. It is said that this man is related to Niu Shengli. Even if the two dogs are not afraid, but clearly know that there is a pit in front of him, and his life is gone, it's really hard to explain to Niu Shengli.
"Yes, boss!" Three under five divided by two, invincible cattle tripe was tied up, tied into a dumpling.
Two dogs, like dogs, lead the big belly to the bonfire in the cave and drink: "where are you looking? Haven't you seen a beautiful woman, asshole?"
"NIMA, are you people or ghosts? I'm a good man. You should breathe Yang, not me. My Yang is not good. Woo, mom, help On a cold day, the cow's stomach was so scared that his forehead was sweating. He opened his mouth and hissed.
"Ha ha, to tell you the truth, we are not human beings, but ghosts. They are female ghosts who seek men to practice. Li Xiang, take a breath of his Yang Two dogs tease a way.
"Yes, boss!" Mrs. toda almost snickered. She suddenly made her hair look like a shawl, bared her teeth and dressed up as a ghost. He pounced on the fat neck of the bull's belly and tried to suck his Yang.
"Ah, ah, ghost, ghost. Mom, help. I don't want it. I don't want it. Woo Hoo Niu Dadu really thinks that the two dogs and the others are ghosts. They are scared to death.
"Look, he's scared to pee!" Lao Xiaoai is very happy.
"Asshole, we are people, not ghosts. Since you don't believe in ghosts, I'll show you what a real ghost looks like! " Finish saying, he this goods words front a turn a way: "red, come out to breathe!"
Before the words were heard, a cloud of white smoke came out from the two dog trouser stumps, and the white smoke floated to the top of the cave. In the blink of an eye, it changed into a bloody face.
The grimace had two empty black holes, and it opened its mouth and gave out a humble giggle.
"Ghost, ghost! Oh, mom, help The cow's belly was so scared that he cried, and his father called his mother. All of a sudden, he banged his head against Li Xiang and ran out of the cave.
Originally, he was like a bullet out of the barrel, running towards the ghost. However, at the thought of what PI Er Gou said, he immediately counseled, turned his head and ran in the opposite direction.
At this time, Xiaohong found a car coming from Baici county. She glanced over and saw that it was yuan Jiali. She was so busy that she turned into a human and said, "sister Jiali, here is Niu Dadu. My master asked me to take a message. He asked you to put on make-up, dress up like a ghost, and scare the bull's stomach! "
"Yes, yes!"
After a while, Niu Dadu came running headless.
Dong!
Bull tripe is running all the way. All of a sudden, it just hit one thing. It's a bull's belly. When I opened my eyes, it turned out that a car was in the middle of the road.
At this time, the door opened, and the person who came down was not someone else, but yuan Jiali disguised as a ghost!
Suddenly I saw yuan Jiali, because Niu Dadu had confirmed that Yuan Jiali was dead. So, at night, when I see her in this wild mountain, I am afraid. Niu Dadu was so scared that he didn't mention it. He belched and fainted.
"Ha ha, Yuan Jiali, you have hair on your head and painted a black circle around your eyes. There's red paint on my cheek. I don't know. I really think you're a ghost! " Two dogs are so happy.
"Get out of here, I don't talk to people with long faces!" Yuan Jiali is still angry with him.
"Well, Yuan Jiali, do you want me to help you grow the adverse pepper?" Two dogs offer their mace.
"You Yuan Jiali thought of it and forgot about it. If it wasn't for PI Er Gou, she would not be able to produce the adverse chili sauce she planned. Therefore, she not only can't pretend to be an elephant in front of Er Gou, but also has to degrade herself to a grandson and treat Er Gou as an elder.
Thinking of this, Yuan Jiali changed her face and said with a smile: "boss PI, I'm joking with you. Niutoucun food company can't do without you! "
"Now you know what I mean? Call me husband Two dogs choose. Funny looking at Yuan Jiali road.
"Boss, you are so direct. I don't dare to lose my temper with you any more, OK? " In order to please PI Ergou, Yuan Jiali didn't even want the airs of the chairman of the company. She was full of little birds.