Chapter 2486

"Whether you can live depends on luck. Many people can't stand it." Su Yun said, "otherwise, how can bloodletting therapy be abolished."

As he spoke, a very strong sarcastic smile appeared at the corner of his mouth and said, "boss, do you know who our grandmaster is?"

"Don't be ridiculous. If you say Bian Que and Hua Tuo, I will admit it. If you say it's a barber, I won't admit it." Zheng Ren looked at the medical record and said absently.

What's the matter with the barber? Tang Haitao is full of thoughts about the barber shop near his home. Every time he goes to have his hair cut, Mr. Tony asks for his own card.

And now haircuts are becoming more and more expensive. My son's haircuts are done by himself. After all, when the neurosurgery wheel turns, it can't be cut well, but it can't be cut bad. It's just skin preparation. Why is it difficult.

"Mr. Tang, in the past, western medicine paid attention to bloodletting therapy. Monks from the church did it. It's a long story. There are many strange stories in it. I have time to tell you." Su Yun said with a smile, "later, Pope Alexander III handed this glorious and sacred mission to the people in the 12th century."

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Tang Haitao was stunned by Su Yun.

"Do you have any impression of the three color columns rotating in front of the barber shop?"

"Yes." Tang Haitao said blankly.

"Red refers to arterial blood. Blue refers to venous blood. White is the background color. Don't tube it." Su Yun said, "at that time, the shaving master worked as a doctor part-time. Did you say that our doctors had a high status? I was the first to express my displeasure. I really couldn't compete with others when I said that we were a service industry."

Su Yun's tone of voice was almost infinite sarcasm. He had been emphasizing service to the hospital.

"Speak well and don't be weird." Zheng Ren turned over a page of the medical record and said in a deep voice, "but you're right. It's wrong to classify a sophisticated technology industry as a service industry."

"What you say is wrong? Mr. Tu is not even an academician. You have more wool. A Nobel Prize is great? If you have the ability, take another one." Su Yun shouted.

Tang Haitao Khan, have the ability to win another Nobel Prize; And Mr. Tu is not even an academician... He dares to answer neither of these two topics.

"I'm just a clinician. Just treat the sick and save people. The unconscious behavior of the group will correct many mistakes in a few years."

"It's also possible to go further and further." Su Yun argued.

Tang Haitao listened to the two people arguing. He was worried. He immediately said with a smile: "boss Zheng, Brother Yun, what happened to the hairdresser?"

"Eh? You haven't forgotten." Su Yun looked up at Tang Haitao and asked, "is it important to shave your head, or is it important that you sit here and not be killed one day?"

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"Speak well." Zheng Rendao said, "president Tang, barbers have developed a complete set of bleeding operation procedures and tools. The blade for cutting blood vessels is called" Lancet ", and the famous British medical magazine" Lancet "comes from the blade for bleeding."

"The lancet you used, boss, should have shaved people's heads." Su Yun didn't know why he was in a bad mood and said in a strange way.

"Edward IV established the first barber Union in 1462 and granted its members the right to have a haircut and surgery in London."

Tang Haitao really didn't expect that the ancestor of the surgeon was a barber. No wonder boss Zheng said that at that time.

"But then there was a group of radical surgeons, those who went to the cemetery to dig the dead and study the anatomical structure of the human body. To be more serious, they were called black wizards at that time." Zheng Ren said, "they firmly despise barbers and surgeons. The two groups are quarrelling."

Tang Haitao was speechless.

"After 200 years of competition, many people died, and the barber no longer engaged in surgery."

"I didn't expect that foreigners were so ignorant." Tang Haitao murmured.

"If the alchemists hadn't accidentally discovered the reverberatory furnace and finally triggered a series of reactions and the industrial revolution, they would be a group of barbarians." Su Yun said contemptuously.

"Almost. The bloodletting therapy of Western medicine is different from that of traditional Chinese medicine. It's bullshit." Zheng Ren said: "bloodletting therapy... Declaration of independence, you know."

Tang Haitao really doesn't know why he said bloodletting, which was linked to the declaration of independence again.

"Benjamin rush is the only doctor in the declaration of independence. What he can do is bloodletting." Zheng Ren said with a smile, "Washington was forcibly put to death by bloodletting therapy."

"In fact, traditional Chinese medicine was much more reliable than western medicine at that time." Su yundao.

"In ancient times, emperors generally did not live long, and human beings still need to make progress." Zheng Rendao.

"The emperor died early because of other things. After Jiajing succeeded to the throne, he would rather refine pills and eat heavy metals than listen to the imperial doctor. The imperial doctor was killed by him three times. It has nothing to do with medical skills. It's all people's heart. What you said is unreasonable. I think traditional Chinese medicine is more reliable than western medicine, at least before the 18th century."

"Not to mention this, bleeding? Washington feels sore throat. First use leeches, and then use cantharides. Finally, the effect is not good. 2300mL of blood was directly discharged. It was Benjamin rush who did it."

"What happened?"

"Who put 2300mL of blood and didn't die?" Su Yun said contemptuously.

"Then there was a yellow fever. Benjamin rush bled the patient, and countless dead people were found by a reporter. Later, a Scottish officer named Hamilton studied the bleeding therapy. He experimented with the sick soldiers and found that he could only let the soldiers die quickly. In addition, it was useless."

"Bloodletting is rare in our country. Traditional Chinese medicine bloodletting is done by looking for acupoints and putting a few milliliters. But recently, all kinds of pseudoscience have begun to emerge, and may have never disappeared. They have existed since the hand shaking therapy." Su yundao.

"Well, the patient just now obviously has shallow knife marks with full fingers on both hands. Moreover, in case of domestic violence, anyone who has reason will not bring the knife to the hospital to provoke." Zheng Renli said of course.

"He wanted to save people. He took the knife. He thought there were germs on the knife and wanted the doctor to check. In fact, the patient had high blood pressure and intracerebral hemorrhage... By the way, how many intracerebral hemorrhage did the patient have?" Su Yun asked.

"40ml, already on stage."

"Well, just go up." Zheng Rendao, "hypertension leads to dizziness, pain stimulation leads to further increase of blood pressure, and finally cerebral hemorrhage. The logic is very simple."

Tang Haitao was ashamed. He had seen boss Zheng see patients occasionally, especially the group of patients who ate pig thyroid food poisoning by mistake. It was only after personal experience that I found that both boss Zheng and Brother Yun were really evil people. No wonder they could win the Nobel Prize.