‘Am I blushing now? Would it be weird if my face looks so red?’
As soon as Xu Yangyi finished speaking, there was a sudden burst of tension in his heart. It was the first time he had ever spoken to He Jingyan in such a voice. Although he was just applying to sleep with He Jingyan, it still made Xu Yangyi blush greatly.
“I’ve said it! So, you should let me sleep in the bed tonight.”
The embarrassment on his face got more obvious; his face was so red like an apple that it was so ripe and ready to be picked.
Xu Yangyi even put down his dignity, but He Jingyan said, “No way, wifey. I still cannot hear you. Say it louder.”
He turned his ears towards Xu Yangyi’s face, pretending that he still didn’t hear him, putting his shamelessness to full use.
Xu Yangyi was really ashamed of himself and did not dare to look directly at He Jingyan.
But at this moment, He Jingyan was being so flirtatious that Xu Yangyi instantly exploded. With a snap, he slapped He Jingyan’s face. “Is that loud enough? If it’s not enough, I’ll give you another one!”
The fire in his eyes was burning violently, but it was also very funny to watch.
He Jingyan was frozen as if he hadn’t reacted. But the next moment, he was laughing, and he was laughing so hard that he couldn’t stop it.
Xu Yangyi’s anger was rising. If He Jingyan hadn’t been injured at the moment, he would have kicked him off the bed.
“What the f*ck are you laughing at? Are you looking for death?”
‘Damn it! What’s so funny? Or did I slap him so hard that he had a concussion? But I didn’t use much force, did I?’
‘No, no, no. Even if I hit him hard, someone like him with such thick skin wouldn’t get hurt easily.’
“I’m gonna laugh my ass off! Wifey, why are you so cute?” He Jingyan stopped laughing, wiping tears in his eyes to look at Xu Yangyi clearly. It seemed like he was only tired and wanted to rest for a while and his laugh would continue after the rest.
“You’re the one who’s f*cking cute! I’m a man! Cute my ass!”
Xu Yangyi was as angry as ever with He Jingyan and wondered if he would be pissed off by He Jingyan one day.
“If you’re not going to sleep, get off the bed and get out of my way.” Xu Yangyi said.
Now it didn’t matter if He Jingyan allowed him to sleep in the bed or not. Xu Yangyi climbed up the bed himself.
“Are you really pissed off, wifey?” He Jingyan came over to coax Xu Yangyi again.
“Who dares to be angry with you, Colonel He? I’m not as brave as a lion, am I?” Xu Yangyi said. Then he turned around, not wanting to speak to He Jingyan.
He Jingyan knew that Xu Yangyi was just upset but not really angry with him, so he immediately turned around and hugged Xu Yangyi from behind.
“Get the f*ck off.” Pushing He Jingyan backwards, Xu Yangyi said, “Who gave you permission to hug me? Did I give you permission? Did you give yourself permission? Get the hell out of my way.”
He said it as if he was a superior leader in a quite funny way.
“Well, well, well! It’s my fault! I shouldn’t have messed with you like that. But I got beaten up by you too, right? So don’t be angry, okay?”
He Jingyan took Xu Yangyi into his arms again and softened his voice to coax him.
“No. You let go of me, or I’ll be unkind to you.” Struggling, Xu Yangyi held up his elbows to keep pushing He Jingyan’s chest.
“My wife is the gentlest in the world that no one can compare with. You are such a gentle wife, so how could you not forgive me?” An upgraded version of the cheeky speech was delivered by He Jingyan.
“Don’t f*cking kiss my ass. I’m telling you, it’s useless.”
“Fine, fine. It’s me who is wrong. I shouldn’t have done that.” Clinging to Xu Yangyi, He Jingyan pushed his body towards Xu Yangyi’s.
“Let go.”
“No.”
“You let go of me.”
“Not let go of you.”
Xu Yangyi had no way to move and he cursed again, but He Jingyan still wouldn’t let go, and the two of them were hugging and bickering, which created a joyful scene.