Chapter 84

It was already four in the afternoon when Xu Yangyi woke up. He opened his blurry eyes and checked around. Then he turned himself over in a cute way as he yawned lazily.

‘Yep, waking up in this sh*tty place again. I’m just so sick of this.’

Xu Yangyi said that to himself and then lay back down again. He closed his eyes to stay abed for a little longer.

He Jingyan, who was reading the files at his office desk, happened to see that. He curved up the corners of his mouth gently as he closed the files and walked towards the big bed.

Hearing the footsteps getting closer, Xu Yangyi frowned right away for he knew it was He Jingyan. But still, he didn’t open his eyes; instead, he warned him with his sleepy voice, “I don’t have the energy to deal with you now. F**king leave me alone.”

Of course, “deal with you” didn’t mean anything else than slapping He Jingyan in his face. He was actually saying, “I don’t have the energy to slap you in your face now, f**k off.”

And He Jingyan seemed to understand what Xu Yangyi was implying; he smiled and said, “Don’t worry about it. I won’t do anything to you now. Get up, do your morning routine and have some food. You haven’t even had your lunch today.” He Jingyan bent down as he said so, and he held Xu Yangyi, who was still sleepy, up in his arms. Then he pinched Xu Yangyi’s cheeks again with a pampering smile on his face.

But Xu Yangyi was not happy being pinched. He slapped Hei Jingyan’s hand off from his face, “Am I a little kid to you? Stop pinching my face all the time!”

‘Damn it! This man is either spanking my butt or pinching my face! And he would even stick his finger to my…! He is a hentai for sure!’

Xu Yangyi would still felt ashamed whenever he thought of the ‘finger incident’, even for now! That was why he was looking outrageous at the moment.

Though He Jingyan had no idea what Xu Yangyi was thinking now, he could still be sure that it was nothing nice, judging from the rage in his eyes.

“What’s wrong, darling? Did I piss you off again?” He Jingyan even kissed him another time when he finished his sentence. But he was rewarded a slap in his face right away, “Should I be smiling at you for taking advantage of me every day?” ‘Yeah, you can only have that in your dreams! I’m not a little girl who would find joy in this.’

He Jingyan knew that he would be slapped by Xu Yangyi for kissing him, so he just gave up dodging it. He chose to let those slaps landed on his face firmly as he commanded Ji Guangming like nothing had happened, “Go get some food for him.”

Ji Guangming subconsciously saluted and said, “Yes sir!” However, he suddenly turned around when he was about to leave and asked awkwardly, “But it’s not dinner time yet, Colonel He. Where should I get the food?”

The meal times in the military were very strict. Normally the cookhouse would not offer any food if it was not mealtime. Even as a colonel, He Jingyan followed the meal times strictly himself. After all, he ought to set an example for the others.

“I’ve told the cookhouse about it already.” He Jingyan replied so and then carried Xu Yangyi to the bathroom.

But Ji Guangming was stunned when he heard that because He Jingyan had never used that privilege before, not even on himself. And now he was using it on Xu Yangyi.

“Why are you still standing there like a fool?” He Jingyan turned back and gave Ji Guangming a glare since he didn’t hear him leaving.

Ji Guangming panicked as he said, “Yes, sir.” Then, he left the room.

“Put me down! Why are you keep carrying me around?” As for Xu Yangyi, he gave He Jingyan a fierce stare and struggled to get down, but He Jingyan didn’t let go. He just carried him into the bathroom and put on another pampering smile, “My wife is still young, so I have to hold you in my arms and treat you like a baby!”

‘Young?’ Xu Yangyi twitched his lips twitched, “Who’s young again? I’m a high school student already!” ‘Ugh, young? Am I an elementary school student to you?’

“You are little as I said, as little as your manhood…”

Slap! A clear slapping sound had echoed in the room before He Jingyan even finished his sentence. Needless to say, it was He Jingyan being slapped by Xu Yangyi, the one he called wife. And the conversation kept moving toward the X-rated topics, so He Jingyan kept being slapped. But the joy of being slapped could also be heard there!