Chen Mo didn't really think about this problem in depth. He thought it was a coincidence. When he met an old guy with ability, he passed on some tricks to himself when he saw that his bones were strange or he fell in love with each other. That's what martial arts novels, movies and TV plays are written. But at that time, I thought it was a trick to deceive people. I didn't take it seriously and missed the opportunity.
"Fate, you and I have fate." Chen Mo blurted out.
The old man sighed and said, "think about it. I'll go first."
Chen Mo has been looking for each other for nearly a month. Today, he finally found it. How can he let him go like this? He immediately grabbed old man Shi and said, "don't be angry, old man. I'm clumsy and can't speak. You are an expert in the world. Don't be so wise as me. "
After flattering, he just patted the itch of old man Shi. Old man Shi grinned and showed his smoked yellow teeth, which made Chen Mo feel that it would take at least thousands of years to smoke into the current heat.
"You can't just talk, young man. If you can't understand why I want to teach you peeping, you won't learn it even if I give it to you."
After thinking for a long time, Chen Mo said tentatively, "is it because I'm a thief?"
The old man nodded approvingly and said, "it seems you're not too stupid."
Chen Mo has a stomach attack. Is this Superman's ability related to his career? That's not true. If my father dies, I'm destined to be a thief in my life.
The old man said, "since you steal, let's talk about what skills you have."
"I can cut the board (touch the bag)." Chen Mo said.
The old man gave a blank look and said, "how long have you been doing this?"
"Almost nine months." Chen Mo answered truthfully.
"You've been in the Bureau seven times in nine months, and you still have the face to say you can cut the board?"
Chen Mo has a fever on his face. This achievement is really embarrassing. I'm afraid all the thieves with a little face have changed their careers.
"Can you pick the door nose?" Asked the old man.
"No."
"Can you pinch your fingers?"
"No."
"Where's the shelf?"
"No."
"Step on the plate?"
Chen Mo has no choice but to shake his head. At the same time, he feels guilty and wants to drill into the ground.
When the old man said all the jargon, picking the door nose is to unlock the lock, and clamping the finger is to clamp the work with two fingers when starting. Clamping the finger is not to clamp it out, but to have the speed and accuracy of clamping coins from the boiling water, which is called clamping the finger; Putting on airs refers to the cover up when committing a crime; Stepping on the plate is to step on the wind in advance.
These jargon made Chen Mo understand that the old man in front of him was an old thief. But he didn't understand why he could meet him every time he entered the Bureau since he was an old thief.
Is it a mouthful?
Seeing Chen Mo stunned, the old man said, "if you want to understand peeping, you must first master the basic skills."
"Elder, please give me some advice." Chen Mo said modestly.
When the old man was very satisfied with Chen Mo's attitude, he said, "all walks of life have their own rules. Do you know the rules of our business? "
Seeing that Chen Mo couldn't answer, the old man continued, "thieves also have a way. We should also pay attention to morality in our business. "Two no, one stay and one send."
"What do you mean two no, one stay and one send?" Chen Mo heard the new term for the first time.
"Two no's" means, one is not to go to the hospital and the other is not to attack people who are desperate; A stay means that when you start, you can't take out the other party's money, but you should leave a little for the other party; One free means that if you steal someone's wallet and find that there are important documents in it, you should return it to the other party. In short, although we are thieves, we rely on technology to eat and don't do anything harmful. "
Chen Mo is amused to hear that. There is an old saying in China since ancient times that "if you die without complaining, you will not be a thief if you die poor." That is to say, who is a good man to be a thief? Now when the old man says so, the thief has become a moral model.
Although Chen Mo thinks that the thief's rule is deceiving himself and others, he still pretends to benefit a lot on the surface. When he picks his thumb to boast, the old man is Lei Feng in the thief world and Liu Yong in the whore world.
"Elder Shi, I understand what you said, but only with your realm can I be qualified to say that if I have no technology, I'm lucky as long as I don't get caught. I still have to take care of these rules and morality."
"Don't do small things with good, and don't do small things with evil. Technology has nothing to do with morality. If you don't speak morally, technology can't become a climate in good times. "
Chen Mo turned his head and said, "according to you, if I don't speak morality, I won't learn that peeping skill?"
"It's not that I can't learn, but that I won't teach you."
Chen Mo hurriedly lit a cigarette for old man Shi and said, "elder, I listen to you. I'll do what you say?"
"You can practice your skills first."
Any technology doesn't mean that you can learn it tomorrow. Chen Mo's father said that people are divided into three grades, and they will learn it when they see it; Second class students will learn; No one can kill a third person. Even the first-class people need to combine theory with practice. In other words, they may not be apprentices in three or five years.
When Chen Mo thought of this, he looked at the old man. Isn't this old man deliberately looking for an excuse not to teach himself? Once again, I have entered the Bureau six times. I can see the old man in it every time, which shows that the old man's technology is not very good.
The more Chen Mo thinks about it, the more he feels that the old man is a fake skill that only talks but not practices.
The old man took two puffs of cigarettes and said, "young man, I see a little doubt in your eyes."
"No, No." Chen Mo denied it and continued, "I wonder how long it will take me to learn this technology."
"If you don't mind, you can take me as your teacher and I'll teach you." The old man showed his big yellow teeth. Seeing that Chen Mo was silent, he said, "what's the matter? Don't believe I can teach you? Come on, come with me. I'll show you my hands. "
At that time, the old man took Chen Mo to the street. At this time, there were many people in the afternoon.
Before long, the old man found the target. He pointed to a young man walking and looking at his mobile phone and said, "just choose him."
The young man passed by them, dressed like a student without a backpack. People like this have no legs at first sight.
Chen Mo said, "what are you going to steal?"
When the old man was confident, he said, "mobile phone."
When listening to the old man's words, Chen Mo almost laughed. The other party was looking at his mobile phone, but said he would steal it under the other party's eyes. Isn't that lying? No wonder I can meet the old man every time I enter the Bureau. It turned out to be an unreliable goods.
"Why don't you believe it?" Asked the old man.
Chen Mo smiled and said, "elder, how are you going to steal?"
"You can see it." Then the old man hurried up to the young man.